Loli voice acting thread roll a 3

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"Oh Alice, watching you cook for Anonymous makes me so horny? Maybe you can come over to my place and cook something delicious for me....?"

>>739101982
rolling for this since it'd be hilarious to post this in an alice thread

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa

>>739101982
roll

>>739101982
this

>>739102041
Rolling

>>739101982
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yxDVTiWd4f

>OP asks for a 3
>get nothing but 2s

WHY ;_;

>>739101815
YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER!

holy shit this is hilarious

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>>739102221

>1

welp

>>739102041
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05QsP35Myvn

>>739102270
reroll

is it all really gonna f-fit? *Squeal* It's in! *wet noises and moaning* it feels soo~ good *panting* I-I'm already close!! Fuck cum in me deeper! *loud moaning and orgasm*

>>739102344
roll

>>739102270
rerolling

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>mfw this isn't even an Enkidu thread and it's just some impersonator

>>739102270
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w0DdIvVd33

>>739102344
rolling

oh wazowski, i never knew that you could be so lude

>>739102179
Rock hard. Bless anon

>>739102408
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oF4jz89suB

>>739102414
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w0DdIvVd33
i wanted that in a loli voice but ok, ty

>>739101815
I want you to sing it preferably. But the piece below is what I request. Thank ya Enkidu

I just wish you'd leave me lone
I can never find a home
Because I'm fucking numb
Breaking down my bones
And Crashing down these walls
Because I have no heart at all

"I can't believe you came in me on such a risky day, onii-chan. You'd better take responsibility!"

>>739102344
pls

Ocean man. Take me by the hand lead me to the land. That you understand.

fuck me harder anon-kuun

>>739101815
I'm a 37 years old man who likes to pretend he's a lil' girl.

>>739102701
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Epo0C2mLKO
There you go anon

>>739102834
fuggin' reroll

>>739102344
grol

>>739102892
Holy hell you have no rhythm...Fucking whitep eople

>>739102344
rolld

>>739102889
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C5AHxHE79X

>>739102344
nut

>>739101815
"I hereby declare a meme jihaad on all normies. Normies, get out! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

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Why do I always hear this guy voice impersonating Enkidu whenever Enkidu makes a thread?

It's almost as if the two are the same person...!!

>>739102344
jroll

"You are an absolutely pathetic human being, please go kill yourself you miserable excuse for a person. You are garbage. Human garbage"

Make more moaning noises with your regular voice

>>739103075
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gs3FlsPpE9

>>739102344
qwerty

>>739102907
Fuggin here you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16eRQSlFkjE

>>739102344
Roll

Guys give me some traffic in the new thread
>>739103132

>>739102344
yuiop

>>739103133
>vocaroo.com/i/s16eRQSlFkjE
lel

>>739103108
reroll

"The mere sight of your face makes me want to take out my eyeballs and powerwash them. You are absolutely disgusting. You have a face not even a mother could love. You hideous retarded twat."

>>739102344
ugu

>>739103255
can't see it

I don't care if this isn't even a loli voice this is way better
"Yo, what the fuck you saying fam? If you don't shut your mouth i'll bang you up one, yeah? I'll get my boys Hammad and Callum on you, fucking wetty."

>>739103255
What is it about?

>>739102344
reeee

>>739103133
Kek

>>739102344
>>739103203

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ScxKdYqgQb
<3

>>739103108
Rollerino

>>739103294
Reroll

>>739102344
noll

>>739103098
Reroll

>>739103338
That was beautiful anon.

>>739102344
rold

>>739103317
Reroll

>>739102344
volld

>>739103477
Im thrilled you liked it

>>739102344
win

>>739103547
its 3 not 4

"Your stench is comparable to that of a dead rat laced with sulfur. I'd rather smell the remains of Kim Jong Il's rotten nuclear testicles than even be within 2 kilometers of you and your putrid ass"

>>739103317
And again.

>>739103586
Goddammit I just want to send one of these to a friend REROLL

>>739103317
>>739103317
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FnOqe6PxpD

>>739103632
>Carloom
Fucking kek

>>739103273
Win

>>739103317
For funsies
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ebXS48BBwO

Ooo ee oh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang.

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Sing the smash mouths All Star

My Loli feet for encouragement!

>>739103899
Dubs get

>>739103273
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18sLXLgn6tY

>>739103920
Re rolling for Loli man voices!!!

>>739103317
>>739103632
>>739103882
Pretty sure the name Callum is pronounced "KAY-lum"

It's pronounced Cah-lum Not Carl-oom
But tbh it just makes it better
>>739103632
>>739103882

>>739103063
Do not forget this win.

>>739103063
http://vocaroo.com/i/s076P7G1PW95

>>739104107
THIS FUCKIN GUY
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HfZA0VieRI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmiANAkMZWc Here's a pronunciation for Callum

Life is like a hurricane, here in duckburg
Lazers race cars aeroplanes
It's a duck blur

>>739104373
WIN

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>>739104373
This!!!

>>739104373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HApqxn9qWl

I still want to hear Enkiku's normal voice have sex with her loli voice.

We should keep pressuring her to do this in every single thread until she does it since it would be the hottest thing ever.

Agree?

>>739104373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s076P7G1PW95
>>739104614
stop posting ur feet fag
>>739104745
I'll do it eventually but I'll put it up for sale

what does enkidu even look like anyway, her yt channel is just autistic cats and anime memes

>>739104791
If you're selling it, it'd have to be more than 10 seconds long. :V

>>739104745
She'll either do it or get fed up with the bullshit and stop doing these altogether.
Whodathunk, being a dick isn't ALWAYS a good idea.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>neckbeards fapping to another neckbeard

>>739104814
https://www.instagram.com/enkidu_1308/
>>739104876
I'd make it 10 to 15 mins long

I will fuck you up and cut off your balls if you ever set foot in here again!

>>739104791
That's the meme jihad recording again, not the Ducktales one

>>739104931
>get fed up
>stop doing these altogether

She's been doing these for at least 3 years now. If she was fed up by it, she would have quit by now.

I think she gets off on it. After all, sexual energy is powerful, and when you subconsciously know that you have hundreds of guys fapping to your voice, it must feel pretty good.

(imitate the McDonald's jingle) I'll rim your ass!

Wet little Pantsu

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>>739104791
Sitten on the toilet!!

Also the entire Duck Tales song please! :3

>>739105068
Reroll dear god I just want this.

>>739104935
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c7ljzdHb6s

idk why i was getting trump vibes while doin this

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>>739104975

>tfw you'd be a 10/10 if you just lost a little weight

Then again, you'd have to have a reason to lose weight. Eating is delicious, and I'd only lose weight if I had a hot girl that I felt I needed to look go in front of.

>>739105174
Gotta roll that. Have a nice poo.

The entire Smash mouth all star

Imitate e1m1 from doom

>>739105391
Re

>>739105042
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MzxTjpNMb7
oops sorry
i also got caught up in a video game
>>739105174
tits or gtfo
>>739105257
I'm already losing weight ! I've lost 60 pounds from when I started and i'm now at a low weight

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>>739105277
Thank you I will!! :D
>>739105289
And yes I wanted that one too!!

Saijus nyerushimii
Republik svobodnai

>>739105461
Wow, I kinda feel like I'm part of things I'm some way now. Thanks for letting experience this shit with you.

The entire Eiffel 65-I'm blue

Misty: He's not my boyfriend! He's a boy and he's a friend, but he's not a boyfriend!

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>>739105455
Woot!! But you're a girl too!! Is there any honor among thieves!!?

>>739105391
Thirded

>>739105133
Win

"Why are we here? Just to suffer?"

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>>739105620
Welcome to my magical world of pooping fun!

(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

>>739105626
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gEYkr0V1a1
It's pretty soft

>>739105391
THIS

SONO CHI NO SADAME
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO

>>739105896
I fucking Died!!!!! LOLOL

"put it in my butt"

>>739105391
Rerolling for this

>>739105961
Is this a JoJo's reference?

>>739105857
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Soyrm1F8wh

The entiretye of Erika

>>739105700
send me a cat and we'll be okay
thanks bb
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b0xAMmIOTw

>>739106372
>>739106173

>>739105961
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DG2M6phEBp

>>739106306
Rolling 4 dis

>>739105893
My parents want you to apologize for being a bad influence on me and making me shit on the floor.

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>>739103920
I'll just sing it myself then :,V

"That's a damn fine cup of coffee" please?

>>739106134
rolling for this

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>>739106579
I'm sorry I made you get schwifty! :C

God is dead and we killed him

>>739106306
Boop

>>739106372
Laaaaame.
You know damn well that's not what they meant.

>>739106721
No worries. They just don't understand.

>>739106642
Can I re roll for this?

Sing The Horst Wessel lied

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>>739106595
https://soundcloud.com/mitaki-chan/somebody

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>>739106899
It's a hard concept for people to get!

>>739106372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSsfjHCFosw

"mommy fuck me harder with your trap dick inside my boi pussy mmmm HARDER"
in your manliest voice

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>>739101815
‘’The war continues to wage.
As you can see the 82nd Airborne Loli Brigade has dropped to the eastern flank and is now charging towards the /b/ reinforcements, pinning them down.
Simultaneously, we have the 3rd Armored Loli Battalion and the 6th Loli Infantry Company advancing on /b/ headquarters, but we still need this thread to show our dominance on the battlefield, therefore it is being created. Soon, our Lolis will be triumphant and all of the board will be under the banner of the Loli Reich.’’

>>739108225
/b/ ylyl's anti aircraft tanks have began to shoot down the planes it's looking grim for the loli's

>>739108225
I really, really want to hear this

I believe in race, I’m not ashamed to admit it at all, and that doesn’t mean one bit that I am out to persecute or hurt any man because of his race, he can’t help what race he is. We believe that each race has particular geniuses and particular faults. The White Race has built White Western Civilization and we think the White Race should dominate in that area.

National Socialism fundamentally is the application of science, not only to inanimate objects and animalsbut to mankind itself. We believe that the Communists, the Marxists have one fatal error in their doctrine, a place where absolutely there’s a hole and there’s no explanation for: they admit evolution.

They admit that animals vary by breed and that you can breed better and worse animals. Now, how do they explain how there is a certain dividing line when you come to one particular animal called man? They have no explanation. Time and again when I’ve asked them, they have no explanation. They just say if it’s got two legs and it stands on its hind feet, then it suddenly becomes a special being and there is absolute equality, they’re all the same.

Man is an animal just like the rest of the animals. He’s more intelligent but he must obey nature’s laws and that insofar as he is an animal, he must obey the laws that pertain to animals. We say that when the White Race has produced such a wonderful thing as Western Civilization, we should treasure the people that have produced that and can maintain it. And we should not mix them up with all kinds of other civilizations whether or not they’re good.

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<<<also this
and this>>>739108225

>>739106134
>>739106673
bumping so OP can see the gets

Every National Socialist believes in idealism. Believes in something that is worth more than his own one single human life. He’s willing to die for something.

When you’re ready to die for something, then you’re alive.

And until you are ready to die for something, you have no real fanaticism. And just at dinner, a little while ago, some of the fellows were telling me: “Well, it’s terrible to be a fanatic.” Well, did you ever stop and think how this country got here? How all the great inventions ever got there?

Any one of you that is not a fanatic or something or other, whatever it is you’re studying: if you’re going to be a doctor be a fanatical doctor, otherwise you’ll be nothing. You’ll be an ordinary old chug-chug, and when you die nobody will notice it. But if you’re a fanatic you’ll produce something and you’ll be great, you’ll create.

>>739107053
I hope this is sung

>>739108709
>>739109113
Are these passages from Mein Kampf?

>>739109345
George lincoln rockwell

We say Communism itself is the most vicious, anti-social doctrine the world has ever known and here’s why. They COMPLETELY deny the very basis on which any human order can exist at all. Without humans, at least without civilized humans, you certainly can’t have human order. And the Communists say they don’t believe in Race, they believe in absolute equality.

The pygmies, that aborigines of Australia, everybody, send ‘em and let them all come to Carlton and they’ll all write arias and books, and the cannibals will be producing music, and verses and that’s all you have to do is educate them. And this simply is not true. This results in chaos, social chaos, which is what we have now.

They don’t believe in enterprise, they don’t believe that people should work for themselves. They believe that the state should come and tell them what to do. They don’t believe in private property. They don’t believe that you can keep the fruits of your production.

Above all they have no spiritual ideal. We say the only thing that’s worth protecting with your life is ideals and your family, your race and your Nation. And twice in my lifetime I’ve been called upon to go out and risk getting killed, and I saw a lot of other young men doing this.

Young fanatics that they made out of us, by the way. They made us real fanatic haters of the Germans and real fanatic haters of the Japanese. Nobody protested that it was bad to be a fanatic when we were fighting those Japs and I assure you we all were.

>>739102892
you are my sprite animal

Finally, the communists, if you remember when they first got power in Russia, they are against morals. They had free love, no morals at all. Everything was “have a ball” and the result was they almost tore Russia to pieces, it just fell apart. Now if you’ll notice they are almost puritanical in Russia, in order to make the thing work. They’ve had to go back to the very principles of Tribalism which we’re advocating.

You can’t work society with a communist pipedream Civilization is based on self-sacrifice. On the willingness of men to go out and die for what they believe in. When you get rid of that self-sacrifice you get anarchy.

Civilization is built because I am willing to give up something for my family and the family is willing to give up something in order to have the town succeed, and the town is willing to give up something to the state can be in business, and the state is willing to give up something so the Nation can succeed. Self-sacrifice is the first principle of civilization.

Communism has got the fanaticism to destroy you and it’s doing it. And unless you can build up a counter-fanaticism for something YOU believe in positively, you WILL be DESTROYED. You ARE being destroyed. And they’re boasting about it, Khrushchev just said “Ha, America’s so liberal they’ll NEVER fight” and I think there’s a lot of truth to that.

But we’re going to change that, won’t be quite so liberal. After we’ve had a chance to make America understand WHAT it is and make it conscious of itself and its greatness and its people and the White Race understands that they’re worthy of protecting themselves. That they don’t have to keep humbling and downgrading themselves. while other races are standing up and saying “Look at us and how great we are.”

>>739103041
to young for me

We keep saying, “We’re ashamed of ourselves for being White”; that’s a terrible thing. The thing for each race to do is be proud of itself, and White People and the good people of this country: when they finally realize that they can do that without hurting or being obnoxious to anybody else, THEY will finally become fanatics to survive, to keep this great country going.

>>739109833
dub 3 comon op

>>739103133
nutted