with a litter like that she might as well resort to cannibalism. with only two teats theres no way she could produce enough milk even with a steady supply of food. beyond that, goddamn im surprised she didnt literally explode that litter onto her special friend
I think he´s more of a predator who likes to stalk and capture fluffies for sport, judging by him leaving the USB memory behind.
Shes not sorry, fluffies always say this
Is right, that is mostly smarties. However she was cold. So she gave up her kids to be warm again. She will regret it for the rest of her short life...
Or you know... Untill she get another "spiciaw fwiend"... Then she will give birth to more shit rats
Any more of this?
They are young, what make you think they could even open their eyes yet?
>Fluffies are stupid and cruel sometimes
>Self proclaimed smarties lead they're herds to certain doom in an arrogant quest for spaghetti and pleasure
>What's more interesting than watching some "well adjusted normal guy" go apeshit over a few bent roses for the hundredth time, is a fluffy war
>Two smarties. Both unicorns, one a brown formerly malnourished runt of about a year of age who had to fight and scramble for everything he had, leading a small herd of 10, with only one toughie
>His opposition, a pure white and gold Stallion, formerly domesticated and spoiled, but driven by rage and ego, leading a herd of 15, with three toughies
>Both foolish and ultimately powerless morons with Napoleon Complexes
>Both now realizing that both have claimed this public park for themselves
>Both now have the most vile lust in they're hearts that any creature can feel
>The lust for war
>The conflict begins not with a real battle, but with brief confrontation in the center of the park, with both of the herds pegasi scouts
>From browns side, a feral born pegasi stallion. It was born in this park, and it will die in this park.
>From Whites, another formerly domesticated pegasi. White only seeks those with names and who have had a taste of the good life.
>It is early morning, and the sun rises over the large park, as both fluffies, unaware of the others presence, scout out the jungle gym and play structure in search for "nummies"
>The one belonging to whites herd notices first. His name is Dennis.
>He sees this new fluffy. As the park is large, and The Fluffies small, the two herds have yet to even once meet eachother.
>This is first contact
>"Hewwo, who awe yu? Yu am nu pawt of Snowbaww's hewd."
>The feral fluffy is startled at first, but is excited to hear about this new fluffy
>He does not realize that this will end in bloodshed
>"Hewwo nyu fwuffy! Nu am pawt of Snowbawws hewd, am membah of Bwon's hewd! Am bestest hewd ebah! Wan pway?"
>An offering of peace, quickly rejected
>"Yu smawty am poopie fwuffy! Ha! We nu even haf any poopie fwuffies! Dummeh fwuffy, nu am for tu pway wif Dennis o hewd!"
>Dennis is now posturing, puffing out his cheeks and stomping around
>"Dat am not nice! Smawty nu am poopie! Am bestest smawty ebah! Snowbaww am dummeh poopie fwuffy!" Retorts the feral
>"Yu am stupie tu tink dat! Du yu eben had name, evah haf daddeh an mummah?" Taunts Dennis
>This confuses the feral born
>"Aww fwuffies haf mummah an daddeh, dats when two fwuffies wub eachoddah mow dan anyting ewse an "Enf Enf"."
>"HEHEHE! YU AM SU DUMMEH! DUMMEH FEWAW NU EVAH HAF HOOMIN DADDEH!" Laughed Dennis
>"NU AM DUMMEH! AM BESTEST SCOUTIE FOW BESTEST SMAWTY!" Erupted the feral, launching itself onto Dennis
Not that comic, but pic related is conceptually related.
>The feral latched himself onto the slightly larger Dennis, and began to bite off clumps of fluff and pound on him with his hooves
>"DUMMEH DENNIS! GUB YU BIG HUWTIES! BWING YU TU BWON! DEN YU SEE HE AM BEST SMAWTY!" The feral shouted in anger
>"OUCHIES!" Cried Dennis in pain as he wriggled about in an attempt to get the feral off of him "WET DENNIS GU! GIF YU AN POOPIE FEWAW HEWD FOWEVAH SWEEPIES!"
>This only enraged the feral more
>Dennis and his herd were going to give his whole herd forever sleepies?
>But the feral had a special friend, and babies!
>That was not going to fly with him!
>"DUMMEH DENNIS AM MEANIE AN MUNSTAH! NU HUWT BABBEHS! NU HEWT HEWD!" He roared as he clamped his teeth onto Dennis's wings
>"SKKKREEEEEE! NU HUWT WINGIES!" Dennis wailed in agony
>The feral tore off the wings with one final jerk of his head, and spit them out triumphantly in front of him
>"DUMMEH DENNIS NU AM SU TOUGH NO-"
>Dennis had planted his hoof straight into the ferals face
>"DENNIS WUV WINGIES! GUNNA GIF YU FOWEVAH SWEEPIES AN BIGGEST HUWTIES! AN KIWW AWW YU BABIES! AN GIF GUD FEEWS TU DUMMEH FEWEW SPECIAW FWIEN!" He bellowed as he planted his hoof into the ferals face over and over again
>Although the feral had the early advantage, Dennis had the size, having once been pampered.
>Dennis battered the feral into complete submission, and raised his hoof above the ferals face
>"Wast speakies, dummeh fewaw?"
>"Pwease.... huuuu... nu... huwt famiwy... pwease.... nu.... *gasp* huwt hewd..."
>"Dummeh poopie fewaw, gonna gif aww of yu hewd huwties an fowevah sweepies wike did tu yu!"
>Dennis looked over the corpse of the feral he had just killed with pride. He would leave it there, no need to scare his babies.
>He would tell Snowball all about this poopie smarty.
>And then the poopie smarty's herd would be no more.
I don't know if this bugs anyone else but I don't like the shit in it's fur. Heres a shit free version. I don't want to alter someone's art and pass it off as my own (its not my art) but I don't find it cute.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is. I think only three parts exist right now though. We'll just have to wait till he shows up and continues it.
Posting drynk in a fluffy thread from a music fest. I think I'm finally slipping over the edge.
So the most awesome editfriend made an edit stitching Blue parts together in Tens.
Bitchin'. Wish Blueanon would post more than two parts at a time now...
Broken by all.... heh
Gunna buwn yuu housie down...wif the wemins!
>Be Awseface, saddest fwuffy ebah. Much heawt hewties. Daddeh said be niceh daddeh, nu buse wike ol' daddeh
>Awseface gu way fwum shewtah wif daddeh, haf many happeh soon thinks.
>Bu daddeh tewws me nu awwowed tu make bad poopies.
>Awseface teww daddeh can du
>Bu Awseface nu can fin' wittawbox, es poofie gone!
>Awseface make bad poopies, nu mean tu! Nu mean tu! Huuuuhuuuhuuu.
>Meanie daddeh gif sowwy stick mow den evah haf felt. Su saddeh.
>Bu Awseface nu think dat daddeh was meanie den. Awseface makie mistake, wight?
>But den, I heaw meanie daddeh tawkie tu fwien
>Daddeh say he take wittawbox tu gif Awseface huwties an make Awseface think be wowstest fwuffy evah.
>Maybe Awseface es wowstest fwuffy evah
>Aftah aww, Awseface makie howsie fiwe
>An daddeh can nu get out of howsie
>Awseface am Awsonist
>Haf biggest owwies in weg, an wost one, bu aww weggies awe back now
>Nu haf huwties anymowe
>Biggies wighties! Mowe wight dan Sky haf ebah seen
>"SKY!" A big boomie hoomin voice cawws
>"EEK!" I cwy. Big boomie voice am scawy
>See-pwacies now am used tu aww wight, can see wots of cwouds an a big hoomin
>An a big pen, wif wots of fwuffies pwayin an eatin sketties an hafin fun! Wan gu inside, wook wike pawk o safe woom!
>"Sky, son of Blue and S'more, brother of Gandalf, Yoda, Brownie and Crimson, you have taken forever sleepies!"
>"W-wha?! Nu wan fowevah sweepies! Wan famiwy! Huuuhuuuhuuuu!"
>"It is okay my child. I am the lord of all fluffies. You have been a very good fluffy. Welcome to The Great Sketti Land in The Sky."
>"S-sketti wand? *Sniffle* Dat nu sound nu so bad..."
>Da big pen opens, an Sky go in! As soon as go in, a Bwon fwuffy come up tu Sky an gif huggies! Feew famiwiaw somehow.... Bu Sky nu know dis fwuffy...
>"Sky, am su happeh tu finawwy hug yu! Haf been watchin yu an bwuddas an sistahs an speciaw fwien Bwoo!"
>"Mummah was yu speciaw fwien? Dat mean..."
>"Am yu daddeh! Wub yu su much!"
>"Yay! Finawwy meet daddeh! Wuv skettiewand!"
>Miss mummah an Aawon an famiwy, by Skettiwand am wewwie nice.
>And Dashie am hewe tu!
>Nu can haf babbehs, but can haf wots of huggies.
>Sky am happy. Nu mowe huwties.
Yea yea i'm working on it, also where is the 3 parter I put out? did no one save it?
Taking bets on how Aaron is going to break the news to Blue, and how Blue is gonna react.
Wrestler who killed himself, his wife and his youngest son after he had an episode induced by numerous drugs and multiple concussions
I bet he will tell blue, but she won't understand until she sees Aaron crying, and white goes smartie and gets killed, and in her grief blue kills last baby and dies from grief, than Aaron an heroes.
I cut myself on the edge from that author every time.
Wow, it's bad...
a midget in a fluffy murder suit taking out a smarty feral herd; the herd finds an "abandoned" housie, smarty goes to investigate and gets taken out, psyco midget in smarty skin suit begins to hunt and torture the herd... need a writer on this
Enough guys here selling BBQ you'd think at least ONE would have toothpicks on offer...
wasn't there something like that? Where a guy and his fluffy become the monsters of an abandoned house occupied by fluffies.
Blueanon has been doing a Jason and the Fluffies story on the side...it's quality and I hope he continues it someday but I don't have to share.
Regarding the picture ypu posted:
I have a theory that when connecting litterpals like this the amount of shit steadily decreases by around 15% each step, so you can create a fluffy centipede and use it as a litterpal for your pet, so if you connect 6 fluffies, you'd only have to clean up 37.7% of the daily mass of food you feed your fluffy with.
So, if you feed your fluffy on kilogram a day, a 5 steps fluffy centipede will produce only 377 grams of shit.
Mobile fag here. I have the story, would upload it but I only have limited mobile data.
>inb4 I'm just being an asshole bragging to make you feel sad that I have in my possession something you desperately want. BWAHAHAHA.
Have a good day.
Writerfag here from last night's thread. How's it going?
That's what I thought - nay, HOPED it was.
Well, got some free time tonight so I figured I'd try and crack one of the suggestions from last night. I want to try the schizo/psych idea, but I also don't wanna botch it since I'm definitely rusty.
I guess for some its the idea of having total and complete power/control over something. Doesn't help that the original fluffy canon has them being legitimately too stupid to function or save themselves.
For me, I just like writing and world-building. Plus some of the art is legitimately good/cool.
not sure. it's just fascinating to me.
That's some of that good shit. Real sad boi time now.
This is the most over rated story here. It's plot is old and stale and it's written in greentext, the medium.of retards. Since its now on the booru, can we please stop clogging up every fluffy thread with it? Thank you.
Sorry to hear you think that. Any tips on how I could improve it and any writing I do in the future?
Sorry, just my way of looking at things. Fluffies (as far as I know, etc.) used to not even really know what "danger" was. The canon has shifted slightly since then, since a creature that is aware of its own miserable fate and can do nothing to stop it is a more entertaining read than a blissfully ignorant moron.
I like a little of both, I guess.
Num num....bestest gwassies....
I mean probably, but I would very much like to improve my story.
It's probably less you and more me being a cranky old fart. I hate greentext, no way around that.
As a writer, you should strive for originality. Read anything by deadweight. His stories are always fresh and exciting.
(Writerfag here...gotta come up with a better identifier.) Never heard of deadweight, but I have his booru page open now. Will give it a read in a bit. Thanks for the suggestion.
Fuck yeah, that was the one I eyed as I scrolled through titles.
which one? they often amount to nothing
either way i dont feel like drawing a fluffy vagina getting penetrated by a mutated, miniscule horse cock while i hear some multicolored rat saying "ENF ENF, GUUD FEWWS" and another cooing "speciaw fwend gib bestest enfies. gon hab bestest babbehs!"
just another example of great artists putting out terrible work, unfortunately.
nothing against the artist but god, stop drawing sexual fucking rat-horses with bloody anuses from their 12-hr fucking with a beta neet
I don't consider Pumpkiin squick. Because with their work, the fluffies are knowingly being horny little shits. In squick situations, there's a weird, childlike innocence to it.
See the attached for a better example.