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Pick 1 for sex

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Pick 1 for sex
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>>739086883
The dude.
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>>739086883
definately the dude
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Can't believe you guys are going for Amy
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>>739086929
>>739087038
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Sigh....

Bring on the dick.
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>>739087330
nigger u gay
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threesome
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>>739087414
Rather fuck a dude than Amy Schumer.
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>>739087523
I'm surprisingly okay with answer
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mmmmmmm bailey
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>>739087566
(((Logic)))
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Bailey
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>>739086883
Bailey Jay, without a doubt.
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>>739086883
Bailey no doubt
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>>739088253
>>739088260
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bailey 100percent not even gay
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Amy.

Now while I would fuck Bailey, I'm going with Amy because I think she'd probably be a freak. I'm not being asked to hear her latest routine, I'm being asked to fuck her, and she's totally fuckable.
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>>739086883
Left

>She says she loves anal
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>>739088420
>bailey 100percent not even gay

bailey 100percent gay
fixed
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>>739088427
This is a woman who broke up with a guy for being "too athletic" during sex...

Yeah...keep wishing on her to be a freak. She's a starfish bro.
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>>739086883 right
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>>739086883
i guess no sex
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>>739088420
1/2 gay
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>>739086883
bailey jay. above the waist only.
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>>739086883
can I take both, on a threesome preferably
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>>739086883
The girl in the background facing away
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>>739086883
I'll take Bailey Jay over Amy S. and I'm a straight man. Amy would swallow my dick and i'd never see that thing again. I digress though, when she was growing up people laughed when she said she wanted to be a comedian, now no ones laughing. She'll proably find this and through it in another of her unfunny bits
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>>739086883
Bailey Jay. I'd rather take a dick than have to listen to Schumer for more than a minute.
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>>739086883
Easy. Line-Trap. She's fine as fuck and I've been crushing on her for almost a decade now. Amy can watch, though.
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>>739088621
>She's a starfish bro.
This.
Bailey is not only the correct answer, it's not even hard.
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Is this a remake of Wayne's World?
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>>739086883
Is being an hero another option?
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>>739089023
I'm hard...and i hope bailey is too.
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>>739086883
Fuck you.
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>>739088621
>Starfish
My sides!
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I'd fuck Bailey Jay over a lot of women

She's got a nice dick too
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>>739089035
would watch/10
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>>739088997
>take a dick
That's gay, but I'd suck it dry tho
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>>739088975
Agreed, not gay myself, but I would fuck Bailey out of principle. Amy is straight up trash. I would feel more regret in the morning after fucking that bitch than I would after fucking a tranny. Bailey seems like a pretty likable person as well.
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>>739088427
I'm sure it would be disappointing, much like her career.
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>>739086883
When did Bailey meet Schumer? What a fucking weird world we live in.
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D-gen
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>>739089072
well that's fucking depressing
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>>739087088
Who dis?
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>>739089666
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>>739089736
Wang Chung
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>>739086883
Bailey's lips look awful on this pic. Still would choose him/her/whatever.
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>>739089736
Jack Ma, he owns a ton of chinese counterfeit websites
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>>739086883
My right hand
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>>739086883
the tranny
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they both look masculine. are they trannies?
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>>739086883
I'd easily choose Bailey over Amy. I'd even let Bailey pound my ass, as long as I wouldn't have to stick it in Amy.
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>>739089666
The devil knows whats up.
People would rather die than fuck an annoying woman or a dude.
And you guys call it a genocide...
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Are there any good vids of Bailey getting fucked?
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>>739090275
Speak for yourself

I've wanted a cute little sissy to bounce on my cock for years

Unfortunately I live in Alabama
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>>739090338
They're ok, not great. They're all the same dude and he's got a nice sized dick but he never just pounds the fuck out of her. Always slow
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you'll have a whale of a tiiiime
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>>739086883
did they fuck?
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>>739086883
Left
Dont have to know if doggy style
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>>739090338
His scenes are trash
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>>739086883
I'd rather fuck the tranny than the whale
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>>739090917
whoa
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not gonna lie. if they would ask me for a threesome i would probably go for it.
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>>739086929
In this context it makes you somehow less gay
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>>739086883
Schumer, because I'm not gay/bi.
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>>739088887
OP here, this is the correct answer
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>>739087075
Underrated
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>>739086883
i rather kys myself
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>>739086883
I feel like Schumer would try telling a joke and it would just be really awkward and kill the mood.
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>>739086883
Wanna see them fuck each other....
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Bailey Jay of course, no homo.
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>>739092559
Raw or Nutella?
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>>739092559
agreed with you
more
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>>739090477
Iktf /b/. all the good ones are closeted as fuck and the rest are fat ugly niggers thinking they pass as, not just a woman, but as human. AL is shit for this stuff.
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>>739088427

I'd fuck her just so I could whip out a handgun mid-coitus and see how that dumb anti-gun bitch reacts
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Gimme that dick.
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>>739086883
the one with the bigger dick i suppose
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>>739093913
Are those really bailey's tits??
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>>739094005
Yeah, she got bigger implants recently.
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>>739086883
Already fucked Bailey so I'd go with Amy.
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>>739086883
Just asked my wife. She says Bailey, not for the dick, but because Amy looks like a pig.
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>>739094806
they both look disgusting

I'd still fuck em both
someone kill me now
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