Play the 3DS remakes of the N64 series
Danish faggot here. gonna go eat but I'll prolly be here for a while. how's everyone so far?
I've only played phantom hourglass. Please tell me other Zelda games aren't so oddly linear
I haven't watched since they switched to the old guy. I liked the show a lot back in the days tho. What's so bad about it?
Boring. Now they are getting some hot woman to be the doctor, so that will be shit. Especially if they try to make her a lesbian like that awful nigger character
Anyhow, ima start dumping some femboys n stuff. Starting with a comic
How does one draw a fur comic?
Where should I start?
With what turns you on I guess, assuming you can draw.
It is a rotting corpse of a thread
gfur threads have been pretty underpopulated recently
I wouldn't say that at all. I could fuck a rotting corpse. I'd prefer fresh, but eh.
Sfur threads as well. That's why I'm here; no sfur thread up, and I don't feel like making one.
No, no, no. Wait to liquefaction, then everything is nice and sloppy
I like that you think I'm joking.
Well aren't you an eager prey. I'll make it nice and quick for you.
God damn, why am I being turned on by this?
Because you want to be used for pleasure like the slut you are, and there's nothing more submissive and slutty than letting your lover end your life and use your body after death.
What, never seen a necrophile before?
I disagree. I can make threads very interesting.
Guess I'll look for more necro. Been meaning to do that.
Indeed it will. Power fantasies are a common trait in necrophiles... though they're far more likely to end up becoming serial killers.
Would would you do to my body if you had free use over it?
I don't know actually. The struggle is part of the fun, which makes the mutilation and dismemberment much more satisfying. Never seen someone so eager to become prey. I think I'll preserve you, and instead fuck your corpse as if you were just a ragdoll whenever I feel like it. A worthy prey deserves to be immortalized.
Couldn't you just fuck me like a ragdoll even when i'm alive?
I could, but you wouldn't be dead. And rigor mortis makes it more fun. One of my fantasies is to lie with a dead girl and wrap her arms around me while her muscles tighten, as if Death herself was embracing me.
Well, I guess I don't need my body once i'm dead, so you can do whatever you want with it
Yes. I know.
Good. Just as a little slut should say.
Edginess aside, I actually don't know if I could fuck a corpse. I'd never be able to kill someone unless they really deserved it. I'm a little softie with fucked up fetishes.
Nah, I'm not at all what I pretend to be. I'm as sweet as can be on the inside. Just a fucked up childhood which made me very reserved and cold so people wouldn't fuck with me. I'm getting better at it, I just like to bring out the dark side for fun sometimes. I'm really short and twinky tbh.
Me too. How short? Also where are you?
5'2". I live about an hour south of ATL.
This little homo is much closer to what I actually look like, not at all how you'd imagine a necrophile would look.
I don't know about you 2, but I can't stand gay sex irl. I've done it twice and it's been mediocre at best. Straight sex is the best but I can't get my femboy furry fetish out of my head.
So how do you even get by with a Necro fetish?
Also I'm just gonna post and keep the thread alive little longer
More crossdressers like him please
I might be able to help
Please do. I love crossdressers so much
I miss doing it too
Why wasn't it good? Were you the top or bottom?
I wouldn't know as I'm a permavirgin. Unless you count dogs.
Ignore it mostly. It started at 15 with me cutting myself to see what it was like, and I enjoyed the pain and endorphins, so I would fap while cutting myself sometimes. It led to necro, but passed quickly. Until a month ago when I had just about gone completely insane, and just let my thoughts run rampant. I've regained control for the most part, but it seems my previous necro phase came back and is here to stay.
Yeah, when I said really short I meant it. I'm a little dwarf. Most women are taller than me around here.
Tried both. Taking was nice tho, but giving isn't my thing anal wise. Mostly quz I think it's a bit gross. And there just no substitute for pussy.
Also more dubs
I ish I had friends that I could do gay stuff with
Also, cock slut isn't in my fetish list
As much as I can
What? Don't tell me you wouldn't fuck your dog/let your dog fuck you, if it let you
I was more curious than anything
I used to do it a lot so I wondered if anyone here did and if they have any stories about it
Did once as part of sex, but nothing else. I've been living a normie life for the past 4 years, so my fetishes are kept secret. And having women's clothing in your apartment doesn't exactly scream normie. It's nice tho and I've gained friends for life. None of them know my kinks tho :3
I do. I wear panties and girls' pants all the time, and now I'm wearing girl cut shirts. I like the way girl clothes feel. Also have a corset and a couple pairs of thigh highs. I'm ultrafaggot.
Aw man that sucks but I understand. I had to do the same when I went to college
Never had sex while cding but I wish I did. I'd love to be fucked in panties and lingerie
Doggos need lovin' too. It's cruel to have an unspayed bitch and make her suffer in heat.
I'd dubs I'll post a pic of my dick n balls
remember that part in the game when you had to place two maps by closing the screen? I fucking slammed my ds shut because I was mad and didn't know what to do. Ive heard that I wasn't the only one confused at what to do
It would be much cuter if I was in better shape. Trying to lose weight so I can look nice in my nice clothes.
Do it anyway.
Yep. I've only had one doggo tho, and she's female. But damn, dog pussy is great.
And buying dildos is outta question too, since people visit me often for beer and to hang out. I live super central so people crash here to sleep as well.
You can still be cute with a little on the sides.
The problem is that I have shit genetics, and it all goes to my stomach. Looks terrible, and I'm very self conscious about it.
Damn, but still, it's someone's fetish somewhere
I'll work on it. Went for a few minutes
Jesus fucking Christ how many fucking captchas do I have to clear to post ffs.
I know I had to do 6 in my last post
With the amount of boners I have during the day, I can't think of it as anything but a torture device. But whatever floats people's boats.
Probably. Light bondage is hot tho
Also here is a gif for good measure.
I wonder how many Danes are furfags... Maybe me and jameskii are the only ones
Gad godt prove at finde noget pik, men tor ikke bruges apps eller er bosse bar. Burde man bare bruge grindr eller tinder?
No, fuck off furfag. Burn in hell.
Little bit late, aren't we?
It's OK, you can cuddle with me if you need attention ;)
har ingen anelse tbh, men det er vel det de er lavet til, så de er vel gode kandidater
Anyone know if that guy with the triple monitors and legwear guy is still around these days? There is even a webm of him using one of his horse dildos.
He left to get some ass in Norway and has no time for riff-raff like you.
i'm 100% sure cockwiz and dash are separate people
>I never did anything sexual with him
So this... Is damage control.
>FFUCK OFF dumb fuck
l u l
want to tell me where he says he's cockwizard and show me pictures of him so i can actually confirm this or not?
you're silly, anon
damage control to the maximum but it failed. horribly
Also that pic on the top right aint him, probably his old squeeze tho.
Hes significantly more attractive than that. I know he whores himself out here, other /b/ threads, /g/, and /soc/.
>get some ass
>implying he is a giver
Also calm down. Was just wondering
He's a slut but pretends he isn't because he's a narcissist. That guy in the pic is Maya, his ex.
He says he''s a top, but anyone can be a bottom if you hold them down.
Jed was an awful person, but still a riot. he generated my tripcode and impersonated me spamming that Hetty comic for weeks while I was banned for like 3 months last year during the summer
i couldn't care less if he was the same or not, but i'm telling you that they're clearly not the same person
also Jed wouldn't put on a persona that's like Dash at all and commit to it this long
i haven't seen his face, just about everything else though
squash is an excellent person and i'll be sure to let them know you said they are excellent
Thats what I was assuming.
I guess I've caused a bit of a scramble, huh...
Oh its him, bbycakes.
And just because I'm bored, I'll post myself to prove hermfag wrong because he's a twat. Also, Jed is literally a foot taller than me at 6'2".
Much yukkier than cockwiz
Ive never heard his voice.
I bet he moan like a girl tho.
I thought so. I'm like that. My voice is a deep baritone which shocks everyone because of the stark contrast between that and my baby face.
How many single guys in this thread that want bfs?
Y u so yukky tho?
i'm single and i want a werewolf boyfriend
because i'm not interested in doing so
it's a surprising thing sometimes
Im single, but I dont want anyone, people can go fuck themselves.
Thats probably cus u moan like a girl, ew.
Really just want a fuck buddy.
No way fag.
But are you interesting?
No, the answer is no you are not.
The last thing I need is unwanted attention.
Denmark, but on vacation until August.
Altho I'm not really comfortable meeting people from 4chinz and I don't want my normie friends to find out how messed up I am.
God Accelo is sexy as hell. That hair is magnificent.
You should have shittier luck and have your hair fall out in clumps and have a patchy balding head.
Completely unknown part i guess. I'm going to sleep anyways. Sleep tight tho.
My hair will stay with me until I die.
aww thats cute
welp, last one i got i think. spread some love not hate