ylyl thread

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>>739037723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkg21XFtJ2U

>>739037989
No he's not. He WAS whale cum. Now he is a baby whale. There is a big differens. Whale sperm are very small btw. Did you know the sperm of a fruit fly is bigger than the ones of whales? Pick up a book faggot!

Can someone post the friendly fire gif where a guy gets cum on his face

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>>739038004

>>739039604
You missed a golden shower opportunity with "vas deferens" instead of big difference, you sperm-loving faggot.

>>739039604
GTFO Normie

>>739040043
funny but fake

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>>739040043

>>739038703
thank you, mr donut

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>>739040610
kek

>>739040791
Not fake, the grill deleted the first video after shit went viral

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>>739038698
>mfw when this is actually real

>>739037989
I lost.

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>>739039015
Fuck u

>>739038124
welp... i lost to this shit. thanks faggot; i hate me more than before for lost to this shieeet!!!

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>>739041854

>>739040836
>Things that obviously aren't real

>>739041854
shigger

>>739037723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3GTfwVmBAU

>>739037989
kek'd

>>739042833
Doubt

Wow! This thread is an eyesore! But it's alright,
because I just acquired a new ass buck. That's right,
you heard me. An ass buck. How did I acquire such a
thing? Why, I had to follow an extremely difficult and
long list of steps, of course! The exact steps I followed
were:

1. Report all of your asses to crashhelper's dad for an ass buck.

As you can se-WOW! What was THAT?!?! Why did I
just see a bunch of people flying past my window with
cum bursting out of their asses propelling them forward
like rockets? And why are they approaching a portal to
the cum vortex? Such a thing...

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Anus

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post faggots

>>739043906
My experience along with the experience with many others says you're a lieoola johnson ultimatum supremacy of the whisp. Get out of my sight immediately.

>>739040550
Intelkektual

>>739037937
I just loled at the sneakiness of the first guy

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>>739037723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utee4tXgJT8

>>739042833
tl;dr?

Worst YLYL thread I've seen in ages

>>739039015
Fu.

>>739039015
faggot

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>>739038124
Welcome to >>>/g/

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>>739037723

>>739039015
LOL MY SIDES

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>>739041854

>>739046323
Yep. They're only good for 6 hours of the day. Now begins the cancer fest of newfags and summerfags.

>>739049072
Kek'd.

>>739037989
I shouldnt have lost but i did.

>>739041854
Worth

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Not this time NIGGER

>>739050252
Isn't it upto season 7?

>>739049072
Top 5 out of what I skimmed in this thread

>>739039015
fu

>>739037900
Kek

>>739050328
Yeah and this nigger is not presidente so obviously old pic shitlord

>>739038838
This cunt again, just kill yourself

>>739041854
Thanks

>>739037723
Ylyl gay edition

>>739042172
Wtf is this

>>739039015
This is something he would write

>>739039015
Dik

>>739041854
Why did this make me laugh harder than anything i've ever seen in a YLYL thread?

>>739041854

>>739041854
I love you...

>>739037773
Funnyness level: 0,00%

>>739041854
U

>>739054252
Lol fuck off, they're fun to click. Tactile shit is satisfying.

>>739041854
Kek

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>>739046888
>wife of 15 years died today
>immediately decide to go on 4chan and get in a "who had the worst day" argument with some retard that managed to drive onto the highway with a hornet nest in his car.

This is my grieving process, don't judge me

>>739037962
aside from the blemishes, crack seems to have worked wonders for that woman.

I dub u sub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzThK_BQmX4

>>739040711
this is why torturing people should be allowed

>>739057434
stfu faggot your videos are anus

https://youtu.be/XqS2g5WlMgM ,

>>739038202
>goes for the feminism sympathiser
>alludes to fucking the hot one while "studying"
Should have been a politics major.

>>739043921
dos anybody actually laugh at this retarded shit?

>>739050790
LOL you're so right man xD !!!!!! god i hate Obam;a and black people so much

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>>739059868

>>739046217
Two kids get writing assignment that quickly devolves into them slinging shit at each other

Teacher gives them an A+

>>739060091
you're right, i should just leave /b/ forever and end my life

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>>739060194

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>>739039015
I got yall

>>739060325
Ty Shawn

>>739039015
leave my mommy alone

>>739040711
cmon no. bully someone your height nigger.

>>739040821
I FUCKING LOST

>>739039015
douche

>>739042172
>>739051470
Anon gets sonzoned. What's hard to understand?

>>739037989
zozzle

>>739037773
the joke is you, not the picture.

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>>739044442
you laughed at the joke? thanks for the update.

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>>739046888
This is fake. A kid I used to know in high school hit a bicyclist because a bee was in his car and he is allergic so he swerved. That was his story at least. This was also around the beginning of texting getting popular so maybe it was that. We'll never know. Either way, the bee defense got him off the hook.

The second half of this story would only be true if the lawyer could prove he knowingly had the hornets nest in his car, which by the first part of the story, he didn't.

C A S E
L
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>>739039015
gasdffasdfsa

>>739061051
>sonzoned
My sides

>>739039015
faget

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>Haven't been on /b/ in forever
>Find out they've lowered the size limit for the images you can post.
>Literally only have a few images out of hundreds that can be used.

Man fuck this board, it's just got more shit since last time.

>>739038698
Welshfag here, can confirm.
Pronounced like 'deen dee' though.

>>739039015
fuck you

>>739039015
My mom is a whore so you would be doing the world a favor

>>739037900
kek'd actually

>>739038838
Why do you shill your shit here Anon? It isn't even good.

The only good thing about it was the song.

>>739060325
Shawn is best shark thanks shawn

>>739055693
>>739055693
>>739055693
How's your fidget spinner?

>tactile shit

>>739039119
i always lose to this ahit

>>739038838
No.

>>739046888
Wouldn't it take longer than a matter of hours to obtain a death certificate ?

>>739050495
No one cares you newfaggot

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>>739037723

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exeUpPlLS9Y

>>739064788
Holy shit my sides

>>739040610
Haven't kek'd like that in a while

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>>739039644
Here ya go

>>739040937
Is that crazy legs from don't be a menace?

>>739038004
Lost so hard

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>>739065375

>>739039015
Fuck you

>>739039015
go fuck yourself

>>739065626
Wut?

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>>739065707

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>>739041854
thanks

>>739038124
sure,from his daughter

what a bad excuse
he was just hiding his power level

>>739062438
idiot copy paste into jpg then swap to png again...

>>739037962

at least alcohol guy is fixed. in some of the others, they had him at crack, and he's obviously not on uppers of any kind.

>>739060325
Thanks Shawn. Rollin for trips for the honor to be eaten by Shawn

>>739065672
lol it says semen

>>739066111
lol'd

also checked

>>739038727
xd

because its funny

>>739039015
a

>>739065626
What kind of fucking faggots take a picture like the original one in the first place? I Fucking hate most people

>>739062773
How can you be this fucking useless

>>739065375
nice feet

>>739062029
>implying any greentext stories are true

Without these dounats this woulf have been a easy win

>>739065350
fuck

>>739039015
fac

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>>739037723

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>>739068553

>>739039015
b

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>>739038530

>>739037870
I don't get it, I'm retarded when it comes to history

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>>739038698

>>739060325

Ty Shawn

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>>739068622

this cancer is thread

mods pls delete shit thread

>>739040718
Jesus underage

>>739068924
leopold

>>739069364
Np just let me log in

>>739050790
Wasn't there supposed to be a joke?

>>739068906
Thats a great story

>>739039015
no

>>739052939
> guy asking that people on Facebook have common sense at all. on Facebook.

wew

>>739038064
This is meant to be funny?

>>739039604

you're is also a contraction for "you were", faggot.

>>739060325
Based Shawn. Pls donut eat me.

>>739065293
I'm glad those circles are there to explain the joke.

>>739040610
пpoигpaл в гoлocинy, caпcибo

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>>739041854
Bigly

>>739052939
How is this funny?
Nobody was fooled.

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>>739069959

>>739066649
the kind of fucking faggot who puts stickers of their kids on their window.

few weeks ago I saw a mother who had an entire range of FULL SIZED PICTURES of her kids ON THE DASHBOARD of her car. like some assassin or detective. shit was hilarious.

>>739039015

>>739070067
It wasn't funny.

>>739069484
Thanks bud

>>739039015
fuck

>>739061051
I assumed it was a femanon tbh

>>739070110
Too soon.

>>739054931
>using commas before decimals
POO

>>739042833
Good lord, the idiocy of youth.

>>739039015
Nigger

>>739037834
x to tha fucking D ma boi that's the funniest shit I've seen on 4chan in the longest motherfucking time maaannn I've been here for 3 weeks time to get my dick wet woooooooo xDDD we're all so fucking original here lol it makes me moist lol get it cause moist hahahaa fuck I love this place it's so original and classic humor people just don't get me I'm so weird and quirky but you guys get me right? lol haha

>>739065780
LMAO

>>739060325
I want to suck Shawn's dick

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>>739041854

>>739070278
That's what the world does, except you yanks.

>>739060325
My name is Shawn and I approve this message

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>>739070498
No, that's what Pajeets do. I'm British and we use decimal points before decimals.

>>739044164
thank you anon, I'm no longer depressed

>>739062622
Baby's don't breathe until they're born

>>739039015
ddddddddddd

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>>739041854

>>739065626
Lost so fucking hard

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>>739040550
kek

>>739039015
Top zozzle

>>739062694

so retarded he even flipped the paint

>>739068719
Where the fuck did this bullshit come from?

>>739041854
K.

>>739054931
>>739061191

>2017 and not getting a bane post

Newfaggotry level over 9000

>>739063000
kek

>>739065350
>That bare children vagina

Do you realize that you posted child ponography?

>>739063000
Kuririn?!?

>>739065350
Have fun in the pokey, faggot.

>>739070881
lost way too hard to this

>>739041854
bless

>>739041854
its over