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I am a time traveller. AMA.
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Did the Tupac movie flop?
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How do you prove it?
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Prove it
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is donald trump the king of the universe?
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>>739000670
When does The Elder Scrolls 6 come out, and which region does it take place in? Does it take place before or after the events in Skyrim?
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what is the meaning of life
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>>739000670
When will the third world war start?
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>>739000670
If you are a time traveler you will know that your thread will have this reply in 5 minutes.
Please post "i know you are typing" before this post gets on the tread in our current time.
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are you gay?
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>>739000888
>>739000944
>>739000988
check'd
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>>739999999
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Did you go back and time and fuck your own mother? or your aunt?
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Did you go back and allowed hitler to live?
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in your dark, dystopic cybernetic future, does the world government watch and judge every action that you make, or do the megacorporations who pull the strings turn a blind eye the the crime and anarchy that flow through the streets?
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>>739000765
It's mathematically impossible to prove that I time travelled. It's an NP hard problem to prove that you can't prove it.

>>739000863
No idea. I can't search stuff up in my original timeline while I'm here so I only know what I knew when I left.

>>739000944
Definitely not until 2076. That's the time I left. It hasn't happened yet and likely isn't going to happen, the statistics already show that you guys are living in the most peaceful human era ever up to now. This continues.

>>739000988
No, I can't. Several problems. I can't predict something happening if it wasn't recorded and I didn't look it up before schwarzing. This is like asking you what did a 2005 post say. Even if I did search it up and it was recorded, I'm also changing the timeline by creating this thread. I can't have known what was said here before schwarzing.
>>739001037
I'm bi.
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>>739000670
How do you get travelling in the time?
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>>739000670
Are you a sports fan? Favorite sport and team/player? When where you born? Who is president after Trump?
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>>739000670
Post some sort of picture of a machine you use to time travel
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>>739000670
How did you solve the problem of universal drift? The earth is moving at over 500,000mph through the universe. Even jumping back a single minute would put you off-planet. If you travelled back from 2076, you would have to then travel over 282 billion miles to reach earth again.
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>>739000670
Are you able to see any event in history or are you limited in some fashion? Because I'd like to know what it was like to listen to the Sermon on the Mount. Was it awesome?
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>>739002073
>over 500,000mph
1.3 million mph, actually.
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>>739001273
It's really not that different from today. I don't know what cybernetic means. There is no world government. Crime rates aren't uniform, they depend on location.

>>739001733
You(as in 2017 humanity you) have already proved that it is mathematically possible to time travel. There is (kind of) a solution in an arxiv.org article right now, I've no idea how to find it though. I just read an article that it was in there.

>>739001879
I'm not a sports fan. I was born in 2049.
Trump is president after Trump, John Bel Edwards is the next one if I remember correctly. I'm not American so I don't get taught American history.

>>739002073
No idea. Do you know the technicalities of a train to ride it?

>>739002242
I'm limited if I want to go back someday.
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>>739002469
>No idea
We all know you're full of shit, but I'd like to give corrected math to show exactly how full of shit you are.
1.3 million mph for 59 years gives a distance of 671,892,000,000 miles, or about 0.11 light years. After jumping back in time, you'd have to travel at the speed of light for almost 42 days to reach the earth.
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Do you have any photo of the future cars or any photo of any item(mobile phone...)? Are you in the future now?
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What will it know about the aliens in the future?
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Does social media still exists? What's the next big social movement now that fags can marry?
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have you gone back in time to when you were about to lose your virginity and fucked yourself in the ass?
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>>739001534
>It's mathematically impossible to prove that I time travelled. It's an NP hard problem to prove that you can't prove it.
this is not even wrong. if you think that that means its correct, youre not very educated.
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>>739000670
How does it feel to actually see the legendary internet, which I assume in your day is gone since Obama sold the internet to Iran, and Trump gave the rest to the corporations.
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>>739002469
Problem there. If you are telling us who is president and someone where to harm those people, wouldn't your timeline cease to exist?
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>>739002469
>Do you know the technicalities of a train to ride it?
>there are people on /b/ right now who don't know how an internal combustion engine works
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>>739004095
lots of little fairies farting
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Does Maisie Williams ever get leaked
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>>739002751
That has to be the worst case scenario, you don't linearly get away from past earth at 1.3m mph. I really have no idea though.

>>739003202
I do have pictures in my phone but;

1) I didn't bring any items with me.
2) Even if had, I can't read/copy it in any machine in 2017.
3) I wouldn't even be able to boot up my phone, let alone charge it.

Your second question doesn't make sense.

>>739003416
We've been to Mars, found nothing. The first people there died in the first 18 Martian days. Noone will fund a new mission. We haven't heard of any aliens.

>>739003505
Yes, it grew immensely. I don't know your social context to answer what changed, I'm not into social sciences.

>>739003864
To go back to my time I have to go back to the time I firstly came here, and then go forward(going forward isn't so futuristic and fancy as you might think). That way I end up in the same timeline I was when I left. I changed this timeline just by being here, let alone creating this thread.
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>>739000670
Wich is the year when we will send a humans to Mars?
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Are you John Titor and if not do you know him?
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>>739000670
Could you by any chance, tell us the political atmosphere of the year you were in. Is it more democratically orientated? Is more of a conservative/liberal society?
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>>739002073
eh it's all relative, he's clearly traveling through time relative to a location on earth so he isn't moving at all
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>>739000670
Do the smartphones exist in 2076?
How many ram gb have the future pcs?
We want a important dates of important history events
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>>739000670
What other Countries did America go to war with between now and when you left?
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Wich is the life expectancy in the industrial countries in the future?
Will Donald trump build the wall?
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>>739004679
2042. Apparently, your current US president's influence somehow made it happen sooner than planned.

>>739004799
No. No.

>>739004923
That depends on the country you're in. Comparatively to 2017, I'd say we're more liberal and have a more laissez-faire economy.

>>739005097
Everyday computers have 64 Gigs of ram, people never use it all though. From what I've read it was one of intel's campaigns that made us buy more ram. Intel is huge and controls a huge chunk of the market. Smartphones do exist, they're nothing like the ones right now though.
16 August 2056 there was a nuclear misshap killing a little under a billion people. This date is so far away that me being here will have changed that for sure.

>>739005306
Almost every middle-eastern country.

>>739005614
67 is the average European(there is no EU in 2076, so take this geographically speaking) life expectancy.
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>>739004262
Just like most posts on /b/
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>>739005857
Do you have any knowledge regarding the United Kingdom? Is it a thing of the past?
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>>739006031
It's not the United Queendom, with a chemically and biologically sustained Elizabeth 2 as god empress, who has begun her wars of conquest against the heretics, like France.
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>>739006289
>now
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How is molecular biology? How is quantum physics? Best music from our time?
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when will i finally die, OP?
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How many dicks did op suck before making this thread?
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How is religion? What happens when we die? Best world power? What happened to countries? How was ISIS defeated?
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>>739000670
Only 67 is the european life expectancy in europe?????? Why? If nowadays this average is increasimg...
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>>739006385
Tragic masturbation accident in 2 years. It makes the national news, and the law that was passed against electroasphixibestiality is in your name
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>>739006505
We've changed from the outmoded decimal system, to hexidecimal (67 hex = 103 dec).
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>>739006513
i knew it
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>>>>>>739006031
England still exists, it has no kings or queens now(I've read that it had one until very recently).

>>739006357
We haven't cured cancer. I don't know history of physics(or physics) which makes this hard but quantum gravity or something made it to national news while I was alive.
System of a down - Mr Jack

>>739006498
Atheist rates increased rapidly in developed countries, US, a lot of borders changed with no major wars, don't know who ISIS is.

>>739006505
There should be models predicting the overpopulation crisis we're about to face, that's the main reason life expectancy is declining.
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>>739007020
Is Destiny 2 good?
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>>739007020
So your telling me that Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland have gained independence from England?
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>>739000670
Will Facebook exist in the future?
Wich in the world population in the future?
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>>739001534
You are full of shit your not a time traveler. Im the real one ww3 doesnt start until civil war starts which in this timeline its in 2019. Elder scrolls is never released due to the civil war
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why u trippin niBBa
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1. if you are indeed a time traveler, why come to 4chan to expose yourself?
2. why did you bother traveling backwards in time at all?
3. when does time travel become possible? who gets to use it? if you are from when you say you are from, it must be either very accessible or you must have high level access, bringing me back to my first question
4. which countries thrive the most in terms of happiness and economics in the forthcoming years?
5. what are the most successful companies of your time?
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>>739007152
The world population is 50.
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Who are the best musician from our days? What do you know from 2020 music?
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>>739000670
Op is a chrono fag

/tred
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>>739000670
50.000 millions of people? >>739000670
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>>739000670
t. Stein;gate's John titor
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>>739007235

>taking this even slightly seriously
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>>739007681
I dont' blame him, we are all here because we are bored
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>>739007475
Nothing. We studied your primitive "rock" music in school, but it just sounds like noise. In the future, Swoon music has taken over and we all praise Yanni.
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>>739007769
yup
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>>739007769
/b/'s name changed on 2043 to /bf/, which means 'Bored faggots'.
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>>739000670
Can you give us a definitive evidence that you are not liying?
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>>739000670
why only you? problem with logistics?
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>>739007847
>>739007847

>We studied your primitive "rock" music in school, but it just sounds like noise. In the future, Swoon music has taken over and we all praise Yanni.
>primitive rock music
>implying rock music is just going to disappear

0/10 troll attempt OP.

Try a little harder next time.
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>>739007132
There was a strangelet accident, that turned all the Irish into niggers. They quickly conquered Scotland and Wales, and occasionally make suicidal attacks against London. The country manors are fortified estates, and hunt down all the "black dog" incursions.
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Which country are you from?
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>>739000670
Why are you in 2017?
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>>739008175
Farnhamland
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>>739007132
I know that Scotland and Ireland did, haven't ever heard of Wales.

>>739007152
Facebook doesn't exist anymore(maybe the domain does). 10.7 billion.

>>739007235
1) It's not exposing, I'm gonna travel back to the time I got here before travelling to my time so anything I do here doesn't matter unless I get arrested or detained.
2)Wouldn't you do it too if given the chance?
3) I don't know the exact time it got invented because initially it was invented and only used by the US army secretly. It became somewhat accessible around 2070.
4)Eastern Europe.
5)Intel is undoubtedly the most successful company.
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>>739008013
I knew those Irish were up to something
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>>739000670
Where are you now? We want know you in live
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>>739000670
Did you find stiens gate?
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>>739008175
South Greece.
>>739008329
In a hotel room in Warsaw.
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Describe your "time machine". It is like a chamber or a head thingy device?
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Did the world war 3 happened and in what year?
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>>739008646
He already said that it didnt
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these answers are really obscure fuck this guy
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>>739000670
But if everybody can access to these time machine, do not is dangerous? Anybody could destroy the time line
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>>739008829
Most. Boring. Time. Traveller. Ever.
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>>739000670
Why do not buy a camara and send us photos?
Do you have a card identification?
If the police stop you and want you show your identity, what do you do?
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>>739008829
i give him props for coming up with some sort of backstory at least, even the "next president" he listed is a current state governor. also Intel becoming huge is pretty feasible
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Do Jews exist in the Future?
What about Poland?
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>>739000670


Has the code ever been transcribed?

And if so, can you share so we can expedite the quelling within this timeline?

Horl Zorahna good time traveler, and may the blessings be upon you.
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>>739000670
any major disasters we should be worried about?
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>>739000670
why in the fuck are there so many closed time loops in media?
interstellar
young justice
arrival
etc.
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>>739000670
But if you are a timw traveller how do you deny this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandfather_paradox
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>>739008447
Will Ethereum surpass Bitcoin?

Are cryptocurrencies used in the future?
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>>739000670
Also, is there any recent events that are going to happen?
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>>739000670
is space travel posible in your time??
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>>739000765
hes verified newfag
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>>739009903
He's obviously fucking stupid
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>>739009784

Need to know this as well.

Which crypto should I invest in ?
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>>739010212
Not a time traveler but this is a fucking obvious... cryptocurrency is like a pomzi scheme and it will either gold under it's own weight or the government will shut it down or tax it into oblivion sooner rather than later.

This assuming hackers don't backdoor servers first, of course.
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>>739008576
No. It's a spaceship.

>>739008856
Keyword here is "a" timeline. You can't destroy the timeline time machines were invented(mine) because when you time travel you change that timeline and the only way to get back to the original one is to go(by time traveling again) to the point you time traveled again and "wait" for the actual timeline to unravel like it would anyway, thus you can't change anything. I'm probably influencing your timelines and everyone else time traveling is influencing other timelines, none of them matter to us when we return to our time though.

>>739009185
Send you photos of what? 2017?

>>739008937
I'm sorry, expectations were probably too high, the truth is boring.

>>739009270
Jews do exist, they're a minority. Poland exists with different borders.

>>739009493
You wouldn't trust me anyway. If I told you the USA will get nuked tomorrow, would you fly to europe today? USA doesn't get nuked tomorrow.
>>739009784
Maybe, maybe not. Cryptocurrencies are accepted as a form of payment almost everywhere, I know bitcoin is the first one ever created, it doesn't exist in 2076, don't know why. I didn't watch crypto trends before traveling as I'm not gonna stay that long.

>>739009892
What? It is possible already in 2017.

>>739010518
There is literally 0 reason to think that, yet it was a trend when companies started accepting it as a form of payment. You're gonna be proved wrong.
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>>739010911
Lol, why care if we believe or not. Just say what major disasters will mark the future
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>>739010911

What question should we ask of you?

What would you like to share that would benefit us?
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>>739000670
We want one photo of yourself
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What would you ask to someone from 2150? And answer the questions.
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Prove it.
What is something that happens in our (2017) future. Right now it's July 15
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>>739000670
What about justin bieber in 2076?
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>>739000670
John Titor?
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>>739000888
Forty-two.
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>>739011301
Here you go. That is OP.
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>>739000670
There will be iphone phones in the future?
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>>739010911
It's value is derived from use and the more users the more value. Same with pomzi scheme. As soon as use declines, value declines. As soon as the government's start taxing, use will decline... As soon as hackers make a habit of interfering with it, as they are starting to do right now, use and value will decline...
Or if it becomes successful, government's won't put up with it because it will hamper one of their most effective ways to control economies... mint production and restriction...

Therefore, it's doomed.
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>>739000670
Are you John Titor?
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Ever fuck your ancestor to create your own bloodline?
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THIS IS THE CHOICE OF STEIN'S GATE!
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>>739006289
Is Elizabeth II really a reptilian?
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>>739011208
I already did. That's the one everybody will talk about. Although it probably won't happen now that I visited.

>>739011272
I don't know. I'm not here to share some universal truth or big insight, I'm just an average guy time traveling who can't risk telling it to anyone in real life because if I end up locked down or get my freedom stripped in any way I'll probably stay here till I die.

>>739011404
What happened in 5 January 1949? You can't google/search any written/recorded document written after 4 Jan 1949.
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>>739000670
>>How will be the sexual relations in the
Future? Can Anyone marry with anyone.?what about the global warmer? Will the antertic will exist? What is the new york's population?
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>>739011947
BUT HE'S A GUY
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>>739000670
we all are time travellers... moving slowly forward into the future.
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>>739012209
Slowly with respect to what?
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>>739011498
What's the question?
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>>739012105

Why come back then? If not to share anything.

Does 2017 mean anything to you since you were born in 2050s ?
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>>739007915
No, it means 'butt fuckers'. Always has.
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>>739008259
>shows photo of homeless British tinkers
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>>739012294
Yup, last viable year to visit Auschwitz. I'm doing this AMA out of boredom, this isn't my reason of traveling.
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>>739000888
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>>739012105
Then talk about natural disasters, because that will def happen.
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Who won Conor or Mayweather?
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