Just share your secrets, this is a safe place.

>>738993951
fuck you fbi
ive gone 5 years without having my illegal shit discovered i aint disclosing that now

Me and my friend have been hooking up behind our significant other's backs off and on for awhile now.
I don't know what she wants out of it, if anything but I think I'm in love with her and I don't know how to tell her.
I want to leave my girl for her but we live together and share certain financial responsibilities. I think it would be a really messy breakup.

I go to uni basketball/football games just so I can record the cheerleaders.

At my grocery store's self checkout, I ring up my organic bananas as regular bananas.

My ex-wife killed our baby girl
She would have turned two this year

>>738996742
This makes me sad, greentext?

>>738996225
Sweet. I love organic bananas fuck the extra cost

>>738996225
I do this in Wal-Mart with work jeans. I put the rustlers sticker on the dickies.

I used to hunt illegals in the desert by the border. It was more fun than profitable, which was unexpected.

>>738993951
The only thing I've ever done that I feel proud about was when someone cum tributed my selfie

>>738997861
and you're a guy

I'm just super confused about my last break up

She thought I was using her and I wasn't I actually really loved her

So just a communication problem really

Then in like a month she got a new boyfriend
She's always posting pictures of them together on her social media but she never would with her and I

So part of me feels like she's just trying to hurt me

Part of me feels like she really likes this guy

Either way it feels bad

Been about 2 and a half months
I want to make her regret ending it but I don't know how

Ugh girls completely suck sometimes

>>738998371
similar experience here

>>738993951
your mom will die in a painful way tonight faggot!!!

>>738998493
Then I'm sorry for you bro cause it fuckin sucks sometimes

>>738998371
>>738998493

kill your social media accounts and live life without giving a shit about them. Make yourself better until the day you die.

>>738998925
do you have account on some social media?

>>738998037
yeah i am

>>738998371>>738998493
>So part of me feels like she's just trying to hurt me
>Part of me feels like she really likes this guy

So what if is true, don't worry. Live your life. Be happy, don't use excuses for happiness from other people. True happiness come from you not from your gf.
Work on your self, get a better gf who love you and don't play games on you.
Get good job, invest in to yourself, your mind, body, wealth, abundance mentality, good health.
Be smarter and prepared for thing that may happen in life. Like gf left you for what ever, or you lost job, or something you have had is lost or gone. You are calm and happy and you are ready and prepared. You don't worry no more. And you live your life and have a system how to obtain what you like. If you don't you don't cry to long, you move on and find a way that work for you to get to your happiness at all life stages.

>>738999159
I have a fb with no pictures and no info that i check for messages once every six months from a friend that lives on an island in honduras. Anything more is for women and peacocking faggots.

>>738993951
I would like to have a trap in a relationship.

>>738994936

been married 15 years and just now met a women i'm truly in love with. we have the same likes and just fit together like we've been together forever. you know how much that sucks.

27.620, -85.130 DPTH: 1850ft
HDG: 265° DIST: 125nm from John's Pass. There are two steel barrels. Inside the barrels are a Canadian mother and daughter. This is an old WW2 explosive ordinance dumping ground.

>>738996225

i did that once. the fucking organics tasted like chalk.

>>739001420
I feel your pain bro.

>>738998371
>She thought I was using her and I wasn't I actually really loved her
>So just a communication problem really
>Then in like a month she got a new boyfriend

uhhh... dude, she already had the new boyfriend. she had to blame you so people didn't think she was the complete piece of shit she is.

I masturbated to traps

>>738996742
> /b/
> wife

Pick one

REally bad WD

>>739001484
Im both concerned and curious

>>739001926
AMA

>>73900202
Hope oit's real

I wanna murder everyone

>>739000199
Thanks man I appreciate

>>739001926
Oh how the daughter screamed and wailed as I eviscerated the mother.

I fucked dozens of whores when I first started working and had more money than I could ever spend legally. Nobody knows, not even my fiancé.

Three years ago, my wife Linda and I picked up a prostitute and strangled her to death. We stuffed her body in the dumpster behind my daughter's school.

Hope this helps,

-- Gary

My legs are restless xDits like I'm kicking the wall

>>739003602
What did Gary ever do you for these lies anon

Going Theough the roughest opiate wjbdeqwk s my life

About 20 years ago, met a guy on IRC. He came over, blew me, then fucked me silly and left.

Now I'm married with kids, but would give just about anything to spread my legs and get fucked silly, even more so regularly.

>>738996225

I sometimes do this to buy chocolate covered almonds at the chocolate covered peanuts price...much cheaper lol

>>739004468
fuck the system xD

>>739004102
Which opiates anon

I can't masturbate without fantasizing about killing and necro raping daddy/bear men

>>739001597
This, women never choose to let go of the current branch unless she has her other hand on a higher one already. Don't be surprised if you hear back once they break up. She tried to upgrade, also she was embarassed to put pics of you online.

>>739004618
Yeah, I could find something cheaper but don't want to push it and get caught. Our store has a huge nut aisle and a scale that prints out the sticker for your bag. You weigh and put in any code you want and the cashier up front just scans the barcode it printed. But it does say on the tag what it is.

>>739002023
Did you fffffffuck them

>>738993951
I am the last living Samurai.

>>739006405
Depends on your definition of ffffffuck

I'm attracted to garden gnomes. I put the pointy hat bart in my but

>>739004807
Vicodin and u-47700
It's surprisingly hellish.im typing clearly vwcahse I took a "taper" dose. I'll probably feel like hell tomorrow

>>739006496
Hello mr cruise

i jerk off and cum in my sisters panties and bras. She's gone for the weekend so im going to have a field day (it's a figure of speech)

>>739007670
Thanks for clarifying that, sister fucker

M O M F O N G E R

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I was born part male and part female and it has been really difficult. It pisses me off when traps pretend to have been born the same way only because they are insecure with who they are. It makes me feel taken advantage of and it also minimizes the struggles that some people born with anatomical anomalies face almost every damn day.

>>739006011
Well I don't know if she was ever really embarrassed to put them online
Could be wrong though she was super self conscious though so I thought it was more about her
Besides she never used social media till she got her new guy

And I'm not trying to be cocky but her new guy is way uglier than me

pulte sostra mi når hun var russ å kom dritings hjem, jeg var 15

I have an astronomically huge crush on my priest. I can't tell him, of course, because it would

a) make me gay and
b) make me a priest fucker

But he's so hot. It sucks.

>>739008120
Post pussy dick

I hooked up with two of my friends, one when her husband was away for basic training and the other on her wedding night right before the reception. both their first borns are almost spitting images of me and no one has said anything

>>739008511
Nice one my man
Is she hot?

>>738993951
Apparently im a rapist. Dont really care because the sex was good, and there is little proof.

I think my dick is small, but I have only fucked virgins so they don't have nothing to compare it too.

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>>739008694
it's just a pussy, you dick, pussy dick is not a thing, which highlights my frustration. Traps pretending to have been born with odd anatomy, do not know what they are talking about and it spreads disinformation.

I can't post pussy dick, because pussy dick is not a thing.

>>739008759
yeah, but many years ago now :) she still hot tough

>>739008793
same here

>>739008972
Awesome my dude

>>739008120
are you a hermaphrodite? im confused. are you mostly female or mostly male?

not many people believe me but the truth is that I am Spartacus

>>739007670
I do this to, got to love sisters.

>>739009362
>>739007670
I wish I had a sister to do this to :(

>>739001484
Fake news

>>739009332
Intersex is the medical term for it, though it did used to get called hermaphrodite. Now days one thinks about hermaphrodite and they think of a transvestite such as iddie izzard or something like that. I am and have always been mostly female, though, I did have some anatomical differences that didn't make me completely female. This isn't the proper thread or place to do any type of education session on anatomy and ambiguity, mostly, it was just a frustration I had to get out of my system because I am treated like an intolerant bigot whenever I try to highlight that sex and gender are two different things and sometimes that makes me sad.

I have a scat fetish so


I turn off the toilet so it can't flush, then when my sister takes a shit I eat it and jerk off

>>738993951
I wish I could cross dress in public. Like dress slutty and let guys touch me and stuff.. Or like go to a club and let some guy take me home

>>739010087
You seem awfully sure about...

I slept with the grandmother of the local channel newscast director
She's 58

I have a crush on my homie and shit but I can't tell him he's in YMCA and shit so I fucked his sister just cause they're so alike that it felt like being with him

not gay tho

>>739011533
But is she hot?

Also guys please post some alien stuff

Sometimes i wonder if because i like disco i might be gay then i remember my girlfriend and how we touch each other to the bee gees and then i tell my self na fam it goochie

i am a boi, my husband doesn't know.


how do i tell him he's a fag?

I think i might be fallling in love

I went up to a bartender just before last call
and he said whats up "anon" what do you want
I SAID WHAT YOU FUCK WHY DID YOU ACTUALLY CALL ME ANON
he said let me guess anon
YOU WANT BOURBON YOU WANT SCOTCH YOU WANT BEEEEERRRRR
i was 10 at the time hanging out with my uncle in his downstairs bar

>>739012127
How can you be married and he doesn't know????

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Seriously thinking about deleting all of my family members off my FB for two reasons:
>to further distance myself from them
&&
>revenge for the 'main aunt' deleting me for not being the Xtian super-soldier she thinks I "should be"

>>738993951
I was born in 4A.D.

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I got stood up at an anime convention last year.

i like boobies

>>739012785
Since he spelled boy with an "i" he's automatically ruled as a delusional faggot. Don't pay anttention to him.

>>738993951
Been having sex with the babysitter for a while. Great fucking. But she's a psycho. She is now claiming that she is also been have sex with my wife. I always had doubts about my wife - it might actually be true. But I don't know. Not sure what to just about it. So for now, I continue the fucking. And keeping an eye on my wife.

>>738994662
No one cares about your shota collection faggot

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>>739013507

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I unironically like Nickelback.

>>738996225
>buying organic
>believing gmo's are bad

You're part of the problem.

>>738993951
>My ex-wife killed our baby girl
>She would have turned two this year

How?

Im 4 days into a successful no fap

I cucked a girl I liked and afterwards her boyfriend asked me to fuck her because he was also a cuck. Later that month he asked me to make videos of me fucking her. Me and the girl are in a relationship now.

>>739010128
Show pussy

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It's only Saturday and I've already drank a 6-pack of mountain dew.

>>738996742
>My ex-wife killed our baby girl She would have turned two this year
Your ex-wife would be two this year? Fuck, you married her pretty young.

>>739014392
I ate 7 packs of strawberry wafers in one sitting.

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>>739014520
I KEK'D

>>739014240
exactly why actually cucking yourself is fucking retarded. I have never seen one cuck relationship last where the cuck and the chick still stay together.

I think about a relationship that could've been, while I'm in a "happy" relationship now with someone else.

>>738993951
Cop car in front of a convenience store with its window rolled down. No one in eye range. So I pee-ed into the window. It was a long full pee cause I just drank a lot of soda. Took a while. It was an awesome rush. I wanted to shit into the window too, but I didn't have anything in the oven.

>>739014667
I am of course talking about the chip's ahoy-esque packaging.

>>738993951
I really want to fuck one of my "cousins" that I have been in the house with for 2 days.

I'm in a toxic relation with my wife.
I'm in love with her teen daughter.
No its not only sexual.
Its real love.

>>738993951
i want to fuck virgin cousin so bad, blonde, booty and shy as fuck

>>739014709
Yeah, I hate being a cuck tbh, I hate jerking off and the only time I DO jerk it is if I am cucking.

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I've fucked over 2 dozen prostitutes, but I've never been 'held.'

>>739015146
held?

>>738993951
I want girl.

I sucked my cousins dick when he was sleeping and now I only masturbate thinking about him.
I want him to know so we can bang for real this time.

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some bitch posted my nudes on here a while ago, I'm hoping that nobody saved them but it's /b/ so someone did

I don't break up with girls, instead I make increasingly disgusting and smutty sexual requests of her to see how far she will go.

Its amazing how desperate girls get to maintain a relationship even if the relationship isn't that good.

Mostly Ive just gotten a few extra BJs, some anal, a nice lingerie show and some dirty talk out of it (and a reputation of being a perv). But I love the confused look they get on their face when they are considering my requests to do something over the top like for them to play with the dogs privates or whatever.

But what made it all worth it was a really bitchy but cute girl who got on her knees in front of me in the shower and let me pee all over her face. I then stopped peeing and waited for her to look up and ask if that was all. That's when I got it right into her mouth. She got upset but still blew me. What a filthy whore. she was such a bitch that I LOVED degrading her.

Next day she got mad cause I was expecting this to become a regular thing. She said I gave men a bad name. I said I didn't take insults from talking urinals. That pretty much ended that.

But great memory. Whenever I see her I try to reminisce about it with her, but she gets mad. Some girls aren't romantic.

>>739015033
You do cuck stuff irl? You should really rethink that anon, wont end well. Cuck stuff turns me on to, but I make sure to only fap to it online. Im to possessive to ever do it in real life anyways. But yeah, hope you dont do that anymore.

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>>739015201
Like you know...cuddled. Not just fucking at Warp 6 (because of time restraints), but actually in each other's arms and watching a show/movie.

>>739015440
>I said I didn't take insults from talking urinals
Jesus Christ hahaha

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>>739013785
Easy bro, that's a little edgy - even for here.

>>739015146
There is a national company that provides cuddling services. You pay the girl for an hour of cuddling in bed. They say no sex, But the national website is really just arranging the meeting of you and the cuddler, so who knows what she will agree to.

>>739015445
I am trying to stop, thank you for the support. It is people like you that make me feel good.

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>>739015905
Not in my state.

>god-fucking-dammit!

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>>739015440
>I said I didn't take insults from talking urinals

still one of my favorite pickup lines

>>739016005
How long have you been doing it? Try talking to your gf about it.

>>739016114
try posting a request on craigslist.

>>739015258
I want to have at least friends. Does God really mean so much? I'm so lonely.

when i was 12 i stole my uncle's cigarettes and smoked them by myself at 3 am cross legged and in the middle of the road pretending i was some ultra hipster faggot

Sometimes when I come home on my lunch break, I find that my cat threw up a hairball. I pretend that I never see it so that someone in my house that gets home before me has to pick it up

>>739016269
About two years now, I have been also. Any experiences with you?

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>>739016297
I have, to no avail. All I ever get are either pic-collecting bots from dating sites, or random guys trying to top me. Also, C'list can very easily get you killed where I am, and the cops are so corrupt they could watch you getting stabbed and not even act.

>>739015445
I too do this sometimes, which is strange. I feel gross afterwords because I was also possessive in my last relationship, which ended because she cheated on me

>>739008071
how did this shit I typed out a few times ever become a meme

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I haven't had a gf since 2005.

>>739016844
It never was you faggot

There once was a woman I met in a bar
who was ugly and fat and smoked a cigar
The scabs on her face wer oily and pink
I knew my next move was to buy her a drink
I couldn't help but notice as she chugged down her beer
The brown greasy earwax that was caked in her ear
Her black rotted teeth were in a mushy decay
and she smelled of old sweaty Ben Gay
She gave me a look like she wanted to lick
from my asshole to the tip of my dick
I put my hand under her skirt and what I felt was gross
Her pussy had the texture of a piece of burnt toast
Then I got an idea like the ring of a bell
I will drag this ho bag to a sleazy motel
As we drove in my car she zipped down my fly
Her breath smelled like dog food and old pumkin pie
When she pulled out my tube I was hard as a rock
She burped and she farted as she slurped on my cock
The foul stench of asshole was filliing my car
I was forced to roll down my window ajar
As we entered the room she told me how I could please
Her blood dripping vagina that was packed with disease
The warm sticky blood clots had a salty bitter taste
As I put my thumb in her anus while waving flys from my face
I said to her listen baby this is my plan
I want you to shit in the palm of your hand
She moaned and grunted as she pushed out a log
and started to suck it like a fat fucking hog
I knew right away she was the woman for me
Cause Checkem I am the king of MOTHERFUCKING /b/

>>739016481
Couple years back I cucked a friend. It was awesome for me because she was hot as hell. We both ended up developing feelings for each other, started fucking behind his back and i ended up calling it off because I felt bad. They broke up shortly after and now me and my friend dont talk. That's been my only experience with it. I still fap to cuck stuff online but I am adamant about never telling my gf about it. The relationship is bound to crumble if you keep going down that path. I realized that even if you're just fucking someone for your significant others pleasure, you'll end up bonding with them and developing feelings for them. It's just what happens when you have sex with someone. Maybe some other anons are different, but thats how I feel about sex. It's too personal to not develop feelings for one another. Especially since women are a lot more about the emotional side of things, it's even worse to let your gf just fuck around. mix that in with the fact I'd probably punch someone if another guy even saw my girl naked, its just not a smart move.

Im blabbing on here, but TL;DR get out before its too late.

I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised. My parents weren't Jewish.
I didn’t masturbate until I was 18 and can’t get off to naked women or porn. I last for about thirty seconds on average.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, and would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice. He would also beat me if I ever denied him and took showers with me one several occasions.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my uni classes.
When I was younger, girls used to hug me at random and would tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys the found especially creepy/ugly.
I don't drink/smoke because my dad became an addict right around the time I was born
I unironically enjoy the band Echosmith
I unironically love the new Power Rangers movie and it genuinely depresses me that there won't be a sequel.

You know that crazy "nation of soldiers" Big Boss tries to form in MG? I once imagined I could do it with spergs and use their combined sperg strength for epic lulz.

>>739017343
I will try my best, did she have a nice ass tho?

>>739016743
Yeah no clue what causes it. As long as you keep it to just a fantasy its all good.

>>738993951
I fucking love cp

>>739017559
She had a great ass, it was plump and petite. everything about her was great, sometimes I wish we would have ran off and stayed together haha, but the current gf is kinky too.

>>738993951
i have a visual time machine , i can look in future
humans dying
compassion hits logic
humans need more logic
not to much compassion
compassion kill humans

west world open border
to much stupid humans come in
ethnic civil war begin
world war

to much compassion is the biggest problem of humans
humans will die
it already happened

ok /b/... true story.

>be 44 y/o /b/tard
>read and hear wild shit daily.
>fuck around on craigslist, cus why not...
end up chatting with 24 year old hipster chick with blue hair, kid and a guy... chill stuff, i send dick pics and she shows me them titties
>chat for months... never too hardcore...i tell her exactly what I want to do and offer 150.00 for one hour.
>she kind of agrees
12 noon Sat.
>0 fucks given because craigslist... this cant be real.
11 am Sat - texts asking directions to pad
Is this really happening?
12:40
24 year old as ordered... sexy as fuck, took my raw cock and smoked mad weed... gave her 3 50's as i smacked her ass out the door.

cool chick

thx /b/

>>739010371
Are you attracted to your sister? Post pics of her shit if you have any.

I'm heavily into bdsm and my new boyfriend can't make me orgasm because he's not super interested in it

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>>739017875
is this on going? can you post them titties?

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>>739013507
WOW, you're so original, I've NEVER heard a joke like THAT before on this website

>>739017875
Pics?

>>739018082
So why did you bother in the first place? Surely you saw this coming.

>>738996742
Did you help her? Are you 2 still together?

>be me
>driving
>mom in backseat mentions having to get a mammogram
>try and fail to stifle unintentional laughter
>bro rats me out
>mum is very disappoint
>tfw

>>738996742
>All these follow up questions
>Not a single one answered
Fake.

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>>739018281
Sounds like he didn't

>AYYYY OHHHH!!!

>>739015440
ha. you sound kinda like me. ive never broken up with one either. usually just do increasingly dickish things until they break up with me. my magnum opus was calling my ex to come over while i was fucking her sister. she walked in and called out asking where i was. i told her in the bedroom she opened the door and i was pounding away at her little sister from behind with her sister facing the door i came right as their eyes met and she stormed out. her sister laughed and we continued dating for another 2 years.

>feltgoodman.jpg

>>739018281
Nope I didn't. He acted interested when we first started dating and played along. But now that I'm opening up more, he doesn't want to do it.

He wont go to my extremes, but he does some of it.

And I can make myself orgasm, so that's not a huge deal, it's just upsetting him that he can't make me.

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>>738993951
I messed around with my cousin sexually for years

I poop in the shower sometimes

I dream of committing a murder and/or suicide almost every day

I really like the song "Thousand Years" by Christina Perri

>>739007259
try coming down from dilaudid 8mgs. i take 4 a day.

fiancee, mom grandfather; co workers think i've been clean since the beginning of this year.

would have been 7 months and 15 days sober today.

>>738996988
>fall in love with childhood best friend
>get her pregnant at 17
>fuck.
>marry her
>she had a history of mental illness as a child
>her water broke, and she gave birth by her self in her family's apartment bathroom, shortly before panicking and killing our daughter
>legal trouble, I'm found not guilty on all charges, she plays the victim card, gets the same
> I spend about 5 minutes a day with my ar15 under my chin
>maybe I'll get to hold my daughter one day, if I finally get the balls to do it

>>739019069
How will you hold your dead daughter?

>>739019069
>she plays the victim card
Do you mean she used her illness as an excuse? Did she try to accuse you? Sorry to hear about your loss

>>739019069
Don't blame yourself. Were you there when it happened?

>>739018548
I see what you did there.
>>739018570
>But now that I'm opening up more
So he didn't know the extent of your kinks before and is gradually finding it all out once he's already in? You sound like either an idiot or a shitty girlfriend/boyfriend/whatever you are. Although he sounds like a chump too.

>>739019069
Oh you mean she literally murdered the kid? I thought you meant she had an abortion or was in a car crash or something. That's fucked up.

>>739018407
I never saw her again, after that

>>738997818
'Hunt illegals' aka run and screech at them to go back over the border like a mad autist. Then demand a reward from your local police department. They eventually give you 100 bucks to get rid of you.

On a scale of 9 to 10, how close am I to being right?

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>>739019565
10

>>739013585
but the whole point is that he's a faggot with me!!1

>>739019286
No, we still lived with our parents. What ended up happening was i was arrested that afternoon, and at the police station they told me she had the baby, but never told me it was dead. I was there for hours before my lawyer talked a little bit out of them, before doing a saliva sample for a dna test

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>>739018570
do you just want him to beat you up during/after?

>>739019561
I also asked this >>739019233
I apologize for that fucked up question, I just didn't realize you were serious.

>>739002023
Why did you do that?

>>739019233
No, from what I understand she tried to say that teen moms are looked down on, and the stress of being a teen mom is too much for a 16 year old girl, and things like that

>>739013785
triggered/10

I'll just roll off my conscience so I can clear my mind...
I feign happiness so that my friends and family don't pity me. I've fucked girls in the past and even had a relationship, but have regressed massively in the past 2 years to the point where I mentally shit myself if I get a match on tinder and instantly unmatch them because even though I want to put myself out there, I know I'm such a waste of space that I don't want to further embarrass myself (and the futility/irony of me doing this has not escaped me).
I'm pretty much cucked with a girl who I've known for about 5 years, I'm her best male friend but am so pasty and out of shape (among other visual deficiencies) that I know that even if I lift and shit I will never be considered as a love interest.

I think that's plenty enough, I'm not looking for advice as I've pretty much accepted my position in life, just wanted to vent somewhere

>>739020000
And she fucking got away with it!? I am SO sorry. Why were you even arrested in the first place? At least tell me she got SOMETHING

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I am really into world war 2 and history so i was watching a documentory about nazi germany and my gf comes out of the room speaking german (sorta) and in a gastapo uniform not that i didnt like it but it was really uncomfortable when my roommate walks into the room with my having deep nazi sex with my gf bent over the couch with a ww2 documentory playing and knowing /b/ your going to ask for pics and i font have them anymore they were on my old phone and i didnt back them up sadly but it was very noice fam XD

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>Be about a decade back
>Be a young man of about 20 or so
>Be friends with young woman of similar age
>Slowly develop feelings for said woman
>Talk to her about it
>Unsurprisingly I got friendzoned
>Not happy, but whatever; try to move on with my life
>Start talking to and flirting with other women
>First woman finds out about this and gets jealous suddenly in spite of everything that I just outlined to you
>Tell her to cut the shit and give me a final yes or no
>She says yes
>Changes her mind back and forth once or twice
>Fucks me about in the process
>End up pretty bitter and shitty for a while
>About a year after all the shit between us; her six/seven year old sister dies of cancer
>Even though I felt absolutely horrible at the thought of the younger sister, whenever I thought about the older sister I couldn't help but think something like, "Yeah, good. Now you know what misery feels like. Fuck you."
Nothing violent or outlandish, I know. But not exactly something I tell all my friend's and family, either.

I have a urine fetish

>>739019961
Yeah, no sweat. I've always been okay with talking about it, if its anonymous, or somebosy who i know won't judge me. For the rest of high school I was "the baby killer's baby daddy"

>>739020164
I don't want you to post pictures; but please promise me you'll at least try to get a little better with your English.

I have autism

>>739020164
Ow.

>>738993951
When I was young, I could make myself cum without touching my wiener. Just thinking sex for a while. Took lots of practice and meditation. I could masturbate to orgasm in public with no one knowing because I never touched myself, I just used my mind.

>>739020268
Did they treat you like shit because of it? I'm sorry if they were. Did she still go to that school?

>>739020445
Teach me your ways

>>739020523
seconded

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I've been with around half a dozen hookers over the years. Even though one of my best sexual experiences ever was with one; generally I dislike them and would recommend to anybody that they spend their money on something else.

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Im a fast typer so dont judge me grammer nazi

I've always wanted to fuck my cousin Mia really badly.

>>739020000
Quads checked

>>739001485
That's God punishing you.

>>739013785
Have you ever even heard another sound before?

>>739019975
The perfect set of circumstances presented themselves.

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I've jacked off to My Little Pony.

Don't judge me, guys...

>>739001639
YOUR FUCKING TRASH
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>739001484
WTF DUDE WAIT WHAT

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>>739020914
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>738993951
Raped a girl at a party a few years ago. I regret nothing. She was passed out, I was the first of the night to have her but not the last.

>>739020523
At the time it felt like I had a super power. Closed my eyes, thought the sexiest things I could and really get into feeling how hard my penis was with my mind and imagine feelings from it that were more intense.

But when I started doing girls, I realized my super power also made me cum really fast. Eventually started meditating to undo it.

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>>739020445
>I could make myself cum without touching my weiner
>Just thinking sex for a while
>Took lots of practice and meditation
If he were here, Sgt Espera would approve.

>>739020670
Take five seconds longer to type and proof read then you fucking retard.

>>739020688
I've also always wanted to fuck your cousin Mia.

I wanna fuck my 9 year old sister really bad

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>>739021227
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>739021402
*cousin

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>>739021437
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>739020688
inital of last name?

>>739021178
You read that correctly

>>739001597
Can confirm this happened to me. Two months before we broke up she was dating someone else. Found the Facebook messages two days after our breakup.

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>>739021556
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>739020293
Im not kink shaming but yeah i would never ever do that in my life and i think its gross piss and shit are going no where on my body good sir

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>>739021926
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I completely avoid politics/news because it makes me so anxious I can't focus on my own life. I also don't vote, but I live in a state utterly dominated by democrats, so it hardly matters. If anyone asks me about my political opinions, I immediately change the subject because I don't want to piss them off by having a different opinion and because I really don't have any opinions.

>>739022121
dude. What you doing? Are you imagining you're doing something funny or clever?

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>>739020914
Fucking brony nigger fagot
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee