Post Milfs
About to go fuck a 38 year old, I'm 23, ask me anything
>>738982974
You must be from Alabama
>>738983098
California actually
What makes ya think Alabama?
>>738982974
ya dude why did you lose yr marbles after this landwhale
>>738982974
I'm in California too, whats her phone #??
>>738984300
should be in your contacts as "mom"
>>738982974
How'd you meet a MILF? I'm a smooth talker but hardly ever see MILFs on Tinder let alone ones that I match with.
>>738982974
Just make sure to wrap it up.
>>738982974
milf I'm trying to fuck. How'd you go about getting it started?
>>738984063
That's London Andrews. She fucking rocks!
>>738984493
Try a supermarket. I normally hang around the toilet paper area. I ask them if they'd like me to lick their ass clean. Worlds every time. Old women love romantic shit like that.
>>738984493
Lol. Get your dick out of your hand, shut off the internet and get out onto the real world you loser. There are tons of hungry milfs trolling for young cock to use and abuse. You beta scum are too scared to approach them irl, which is why nogs get them. They are savages anyway so they take what they want, which is what milf whores love
>>738984653
Ask Mommy to put in a good word for you.
>>738984780
55 year old virgin detected
>>738984473
OP is a fraud, I doubt he even knows my mom. I doubt he even knows how to do sex.
>>738984493
>>738984653
She lives in my complex and she'd always see my friends and I outside messing with our cars. Well one day she pulls up and her brakes sound awful. I offer to help. She accepts. End up replacing a caliper bracket and set of pads for her. No more noise. She invites me inside, tells me I need a shower, joins me for a shower then I fuck the life out of her. We've had a pretty good relationship for roughly a year. Invites me over just about whenever her son goes to his dads. Tells me she wishes I was still in high school and she often checks out her sons friends. I r8 12/8
>>738984722
>>738984780
>>738983492
I would love to see this chick nude
Been banging right for a few months
>>738984653
Flirt with her. If she's into younger guys you'll be able to tell. Take her out and give her a good time. A bar where you can dance. You'll be guaranteed some reliable pussy if you fuck her and you're good.
>>738985652
I'm actually older
>>738982974
I am really confused why you would be into old ladies, please explain, these are fat,ugly old women
>>738985303
nice
>>738985790
Who is she an why is she dressed like so?
>>738986185
Oink
>>738985711
Oh well in that case have money or a big dick
>>738984495
>>738985865
clearly you are 16.
i felt the same at that age.
i know you'll never listen to me, now.
but remember me and this conversation when you turn 23 and think that that mom over there has a great rack.
Post her ad pics, just fucked a 40 year old couple weeks ago, same age btw
>>738984707
The fact that you know know this old porker's name, and on top of that get excited like a teenage groupy over old slags tells us you're one lonely old fuck who pays for sex.
>>738986294
I'm similar age and beginning the transformation now. MILFS are starting to look really hot
>>738986294
Blow it out your ass loser
>>738986605
You're actually in your sixties
when i was 21 i banged a 40 year old, it was quite nice, go for it OP
>>738986294
I agree, when I was a young teen it made perfect sense, now I'm 30, no fucking WAY I'd fuck a milf, it's all about the younger women. Look at it from an evo psych perspective;
>young men are among the lowest rank if they aren't especially naturally alpha or born into wealth
>no money
>no wisdom
>no muscles
>no game
>no status
Any established alpha male kicks their ass so much it's a joke. Young scrawny acne covered young men have little to offer qt3.14 babes
Meanwhile, post wall women are also low status. And on top of that super horny as their last eggs go rotten. But alpha chads won't fuck them, because they are used up hags
So it makes sense and has always been this way since prehistoric times (many historical andanthopological examples), young men fucking 'milfs' as practice, established older men fucking young hot women in their prime.
But let's be clear. Objectively, milfs suck. Personally, I *only* find them attractive in a mom/son incest roleplay context. Otherwise they are worthless.
>>738986895
>>738986579
She's only 34, sexy as fuck, and worth over a million dollars. Eat a bag of dicks faggot
>>738985303
Post her pic
Let's see what you getting
Also this story sounds bs
>>738987025
If you're fucking an older woman, you're a beta. By definition.
>>738986195
I don't know nor do I really care.
>>738987202
t. aint gettin no milfpuss
>>738987285
She's an obese pog and you're a shut in.
>>738984707
damn,I bet you know the name of Ms.Andrews, but you can't remember the name of the US president before Obama... how many times did you fap in front of Ms. Andrews, son?
>>738987285
What if you are 10 and she's 23? Checkmate
>>738986294
I started banging milfs at 23 kek
>>738987289
Oh Jesus, those tits are horrible.
>>738987489
Then don't go near them.
>>738987456
You sound like a teenage girl talking about one direction. Get a life loser
>>738987465
She's a felon and you end up on 4chan blithering on about old women.
>>738982974
pics?
>>738987456
Believe me, I've tried, but who can forget that dumb fuck and his broccoli hating daddy
Milf threads always devolve into one belligerent pissfart insisting a bunch of ugly old wenches are hot and that no-one gets it because they're all 16 year old virgins. Meanwhile in the background some poor bastard will be posting his wife and no-one cares.
>>738982974
I like this body type.
>>738988336
Or that KT slut.
>>738988336
My wife.
>>738988469
Did someone say KT slut?
>>738987025
Get over yourself. I guarantee you cry yourself to sleep at night.
>>738988535
goddamnit. fuck this shit, I'm out.
>>738988535
Fuck off
>>738988478
She kind of looks like Sheri Moon Zombie. Those tits are -1/10 though.
>>738988535
Just stop. No, really stop it with her. Go see a shrink.
Most wanted milf. And fans here?
>>738989482
I tried to be nice, but you don't deserve it.
You're an asshole and you have an ugly hag of a wife. You are a sad, hopeless old man who can't process that what he's married to is horrifying to everybody but you. All you do is spam her pictures all over the place, nobody EVER wants more or reposts her, so you samefeg pretending they do. And then you get pissy, like a little baby, when you get called out on it.
So, old man, go fuck yourself, or fuck your nasty, saggy, ugly, bad-dye-job hag of a wife. Either way, go away. This place is full of weirdos and assholes, and you're among the worst.
I can't wait to see your pathetic, impotent response. Call me "junior." Say I prefer the company of men because I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick. It just continues to demonstrate your sad, tiny, old man life. Everyone both pities and hates you, sad, pathetic old man.
>>738982974
what a nice scort.
giv me her number.
>>738989525
Could not be bothered to read all that junior
>>738989482
less
>>738989652
>Is this what you want?
I did actually. I am going to print this out and put it in my barn to scare the rats away.
>>738989525
Lol. Why don't you run along and reorganise your bikini pics, junior.
>>738989482
Not hot, dawg
>>738989652
moar
>>738989797
What would you do to her?
>>738990062
crucify
>>738989652
FUCK!!!
>>738990062
I would make sweet love to her all night and cuddle up close all day.
>>738990062
lick her ass
>>738990062
>less
I meant: stop posting
>>738989525
Go look at Katie's Instagram. Maybe she has a new picture of her nigger boyfriend. Then you'll feel better.
>>738982974
that is London Andrews and she has tons of nudes ... google
>>738990544
Disgusting fat pig. English woman are gross.
>>738990648
Holy mother of god she's so sexy
>>738990648
You are one lucky son of a bitch
>>738990732
She's an American, dumbfuck
>>738990648
Best MILF on /b/ by far
>>738990775
you are setting a new record for same faggotry Gramps...good job!
>>738990839
Still completely repugnant
>>738984707
>>738987172
>>738990544
Already been established
>>738990648
show anus
>>738986229
quite doable if you ask me
>>738991257
Fuck yes. She can wrap those around my engine any time.
>>738986264
i'm older and have a big dick.
do i just whip it out or do i ask her if she wants to fuck first?
so many steps in this whole mating dance
>>738990648
Imagine those dangling from a noose
>>738986579
paying for sex is awesome dipshit, are you literally retarded?
travel a bit and go whoring you faggot americunt
>>738991351
I banged a fat chick once. Not as fat as her but still pretty gross. It was the smell of cheese that got me. Their boxes don't get enough air to dry out. Plus they're heavy. Fat girls are the pits.
>>738991701
Never had to pay. You're a loser. And a bit of a yob it seems,
>>738990943
I beg to differ
>>738991257
Nice pins. Moar!
>>738986185
DUDE, IS THIS CHICK FROM AU
>>738988478
niiiiiiiiiice.... liar
>>738987025
Source?
>>738991964
Is she Josef Fritzl's daughter?
>>738991924
So you're into fat chicks. Lots of desperate betas are.
did anyone ever catch more of this high school teacher? she was posted maybe a month ago, been looking ever since. pic related, the only pic i could save.
>>738992267
I'm into beautiful women, and if they happen to be curvy, who gives a flying fuck
>>738992851
Exactly
>>738987025
Mothers are more fertile than heffers, and they're experienced at raising young, and in modern times they have higher earning potential than young females.
>>738992587
So hot
>>738992587
Two steps back and this will all be over
Milf wife 36
Not fat.
friends mom...
>>738982974
how old are you
>>738993676
Nice, anon...ass please
>>738993842
How long have you been friends?
>>738982974
>Not fat.
Not milf.
>>738992587
Just fapped over her. Thanks anon
>>738993676
what happened to the first 35
>>738994036
Happy to be of service
>>738993969
few years, since junior year, she was divorced
>>738994159
Did you ever finger her?
>>738989525
Hey junior
How 'bout you fuck off
>>738994272
yes, she was drunk one night and got locked out of apt, hung with me and blew me and fucked
>>738989525
>wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick
Well put, sir
>>738993676
More
>>738994732
not a problem ill fuck her with mine
>>738993676
Got kik? I'll tribute her for you
>>738993438
wut?
>>738994899
Guys you are playing right into spamgramps game. It is obvious they are attention whores, the more you try to piss him off with your posts, the more the asshole posts that woman. Ignore the asshole and his posts he will get tired of posting when he gets no reaction. It is all about the You in the response nothing else Fucking ignore the,asshole,
>>738995375
>>738993676
>>738995375
Please continue
>>738992587
more
>>738995548
>>738982974
POF full of horny older divorced moms,just looking for attention
>>738995605
>stick my dick in sadness
no.
>>738995600
there is video? do want!
>>738982974
That sucks.
>>738995691
>>738995690
easy fucks and do everything
>>738995600
>>738996215
Lovely tits, anon
>>738990732
>English woman
>background is clearly Philadelphia
>>738985468
Well, good for you. Looks like a fun one : )
>>738996215
moar plz
More of her
>>738996795
yes?
>>738996795
moar
>>738993731
MOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARR
>>738991257
moar of those legs pls anon
>>738996414
>>738996661
They're kinda out of control right now with her nursing. Swollen and filled with milk.
>>738997125
Anyone share their milf on Kik?
>>738997144
>>738997190
Must go on!
>>738997190
>>738997114
Awesome!
>>738997316
Who dis? Must have more plz
>>738997125
moar of this hot milf
>>738989482
Oh Jesus Christ she's ugly!!
>>738997777
Amen!
>>738982974
>> Be 21, spent last 6 years trying to fuck girls my age
>> only getting bjs, handjobs and bad missionary
>> hit on 33 yo cute chubby for fun, heaven.jpg
>> swallows, rides, loves creampies, anal, shower sex
>> I'm forever devoted to her body
>> kicked out after her 3yo kid starts asking about me
>> sad
>> date only older women for 9 years
>> get a younger one to experience perky tits again before I go old
>> shit she fertile as fuck
>> dad now
>>...
>>738990062
Fucking take her into a coal mine and lock the elevator
>>738983088
Name?
>>738997777
nice quads
>>738984810
That is surely meant to be a joke, but that is coincidentally also how I got to fuck the skinny french milf two houses down.
She was into cotton ropes.
>>738997114
more?
>>738997947
<elvis>
thank you very much
</elvis>
>>738991530
Geez man it's like you've never had sex. Get her drunk and fuck her brains out.
>>738995600
>>738995527
>>738995375
>>738997553
Here we go with all the bullshit google crap. Anyone ever try some oc? Fuck sake. It Eva notty the pornstar
>>738990732
>Name is London
>Assumes British nationality
mfw
>>738997342
>>738998172
>>738998446
Damn!
>>738998446
Out of control? More like off the charts! Please continue
>>738998446
nice tits, bad lipstick application
>>738999453
>>738999754
Damn Parkinson's
>>739000127
man she's hot!
>>738997190
Kyla cole. Winner winner chicken fucking dinner. Cheers Google image search
>>739000355
Thanks anon. She loves sucking cock too
>>739000127
>>739000552
She's the only reason I've stayed in this thread. Still praying for an ass pic though
>>738998305
Sorry for the rage, bro. Never seen her before and wanted more. Thanks for the name.
>>738997125
>>739000433
Cool bro. Now go find this one
>>738983201
how fat they all are. must be central CA
>>738982974
How did you find this milf? I want a milf to fuck.
>>739001409
Same how do I find myself a milf? I am only 18, 5'7, and kinda skinny. So I kinda look even younger than my actual age, if any milfs are into that nurturing type shit.
>>739001384
>fag fucked a fatty in Fresno
>blames central CA for obesity
>loses all credibility in thread
>>738983088
who is this semen demon?
>>739000127
Please don't stop!
>>738987489
she should ask for a refund.
>>739001816
Number 1. Period.
>>739002076
>>739000127
Still want more of your sexy wife
>>739002732
you deserve road-head for your efforts today anon
>>738984493
Iol im not even sure if this is bait but 10/10 bud
>>738991257
If /b/ had tags I wonder how many of the replies would be op
>>739001816
1,2,5,6
nudes?
>>739002076
>Agreed
>>739002789
>>739002960
I'm sure she'll suck my dick tonight. Maybe I'll share the facial with you anons!
>>739003907
post the video pls
>>738982974
>Work as Valet at hotel
>Talk with women as we wait in line for for concierge.
>Long line so we talk for about 5 minutes.
>After talking with concierge she comes back to me and asks me if i want a tip or to come to her room.
>Mfw I came inside this 5/10 woman on the job.
I never admitted it to my coworkers because she was black and I just didn't want them to know. Quit 2 weeks later.
>>738985303
I had something similar. She wasn't a head turner but she got me dick hard so why not? The dick wants what it wants.
She was into some pretty freaky shit, some of it too freaky for me. I'm not a prude by any means, either.
One time I wanted her to get into mother son rp and she acted like I was some sick twisted pervert meanwhile she'd ask me to piss on her, cut her and put her in this device that would dunk her in the pool and have her drown once she ran out of strength to keep herself elevated out of the pool (hard to explain via text but it was freaky) and if that happened I'd be the one that had to hold her out of the pool. I didn't do the last one because it was way too much for me.
Good times for a bit but she wanted to date and I was like "lmao wtf do you think...do you honestly think I'd introduce you to friends and family as my gf?" She stopped taking to me after that
>>739003907
Matter of fact I'll take requests of what the anons would like to see of her at a later date.
>>739004115
I'll have to reformat them
>>738992839
Is that her
>>738991530
Easy there bud. If you're looking for a relationship (which I'm assuming is what you want, not just a cock sleeve) you don't approach them like a piece of fuxkmeat like a 23 year old would.
>>739004540
nah, it's not, sorry
>>739003697
>>739004540
Anyone have more of her?
>>738983201
from the neck up she's a 3/100
from the neck down 7.5/10
>>739004538
Please do
>>739007770
The thread is probably gonna die before they're reformatted. But they just may show up later
>>739008673
moar
>>739008921
>>738984493
It pulls your age from facebook. It will give like plus or minus 7 of your age. I registered a fake facebook account and had the age at like 80 or something and I got like 100 likes from old milfy types in like done day. It was insane compared to the 2 or 3 I usually get.
>>738988535
thread ruined
>>739005516
Gorgeous!
>>738988535
>>738989482
the milf thread equivalent of spiderman posting
>>738989482
Would love to see entire set if avail..
>>739009526
why the fuck would you want that anon?
>>739009526
Fuck you!
>>739009526
Why?
>>739004447
Praying for ass
>>739009753
why fuck you
>>739005516
is that the face you've been hiding? she's really pretty
>>739009899
because fuck you
>>739010137
Nice you ignorant asshole, just asking a question no no anon not fuck me, fuck you
>>739009290
>>739009984
Thanks anons!
let me tell you the story about the day nothing happened
>be me
>sit around
>shit all goes down
>look into the air
>nothing there
>hmmm
>alright I guess
>nothing happened
>>739010303
fuck this guy
>>739010392
>>739010303
Maybe it's because we're all tired of this ugly beast getting shitposted all the time. Just a thought
>>739009851
I'll get a shot of her ass anon. Sorry I'm a tit guy so that's all I have saved.
>>739010736
I have faith that anon will deliver
>>739010634
OK anon but I always see her posted, snd when anons start posting shit about jer, the asshole posts more, He is an attrntion whore , ignore the asshole and he has no teason to post, or maybe you like baiting him, but that fills the thread
>>738991924
This MUST be a shop. Her boobs are way bigger than this.
>>739010609
Two different people. And learn how to post asshat
>>739011862
what is an asshat?
>>739011948
she knows
>>739012506
Lol I like it anon
>>739010736
with those tits, I can't blame you one bit
Brong on The Bannana put this thread out of it's misery, bring Spiderman with him
>>739011799
I think that's an older pic. Proportions look legit