About to go fuck a 38 year old, I'm 23, ask me anything
What makes ya think Alabama?
milf I'm trying to fuck. How'd you go about getting it started?
Try a supermarket. I normally hang around the toilet paper area. I ask them if they'd like me to lick their ass clean. Worlds every time. Old women love romantic shit like that.
Lol. Get your dick out of your hand, shut off the internet and get out onto the real world you loser. There are tons of hungry milfs trolling for young cock to use and abuse. You beta scum are too scared to approach them irl, which is why nogs get them. They are savages anyway so they take what they want, which is what milf whores love
She lives in my complex and she'd always see my friends and I outside messing with our cars. Well one day she pulls up and her brakes sound awful. I offer to help. She accepts. End up replacing a caliper bracket and set of pads for her. No more noise. She invites me inside, tells me I need a shower, joins me for a shower then I fuck the life out of her. We've had a pretty good relationship for roughly a year. Invites me over just about whenever her son goes to his dads. Tells me she wishes I was still in high school and she often checks out her sons friends. I r8 12/8
Flirt with her. If she's into younger guys you'll be able to tell. Take her out and give her a good time. A bar where you can dance. You'll be guaranteed some reliable pussy if you fuck her and you're good.
clearly you are 16.
i felt the same at that age.
i know you'll never listen to me, now.
but remember me and this conversation when you turn 23 and think that that mom over there has a great rack.
Post her ad pics, just fucked a 40 year old couple weeks ago, same age btw
I agree, when I was a young teen it made perfect sense, now I'm 30, no fucking WAY I'd fuck a milf, it's all about the younger women. Look at it from an evo psych perspective;
>young men are among the lowest rank if they aren't especially naturally alpha or born into wealth
Any established alpha male kicks their ass so much it's a joke. Young scrawny acne covered young men have little to offer qt3.14 babes
Meanwhile, post wall women are also low status. And on top of that super horny as their last eggs go rotten. But alpha chads won't fuck them, because they are used up hags
So it makes sense and has always been this way since prehistoric times (many historical andanthopological examples), young men fucking 'milfs' as practice, established older men fucking young hot women in their prime.
But let's be clear. Objectively, milfs suck. Personally, I *only* find them attractive in a mom/son incest roleplay context. Otherwise they are worthless.
She's only 34, sexy as fuck, and worth over a million dollars. Eat a bag of dicks faggot
I don't know nor do I really care.
Milf threads always devolve into one belligerent pissfart insisting a bunch of ugly old wenches are hot and that no-one gets it because they're all 16 year old virgins. Meanwhile in the background some poor bastard will be posting his wife and no-one cares.
Did someone say KT slut?
goddamnit. fuck this shit, I'm out.
I tried to be nice, but you don't deserve it.
You're an asshole and you have an ugly hag of a wife. You are a sad, hopeless old man who can't process that what he's married to is horrifying to everybody but you. All you do is spam her pictures all over the place, nobody EVER wants more or reposts her, so you samefeg pretending they do. And then you get pissy, like a little baby, when you get called out on it.
So, old man, go fuck yourself, or fuck your nasty, saggy, ugly, bad-dye-job hag of a wife. Either way, go away. This place is full of weirdos and assholes, and you're among the worst.
I can't wait to see your pathetic, impotent response. Call me "junior." Say I prefer the company of men because I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick. It just continues to demonstrate your sad, tiny, old man life. Everyone both pities and hates you, sad, pathetic old man.
that is London Andrews and she has tons of nudes ... google
Thanks. She always appreciates the love for her on here. Do you like her legs?
I banged a fat chick once. Not as fat as her but still pretty gross. It was the smell of cheese that got me. Their boxes don't get enough air to dry out. Plus they're heavy. Fat girls are the pits.
did anyone ever catch more of this high school teacher? she was posted maybe a month ago, been looking ever since. pic related, the only pic i could save.
I'm into beautiful women, and if they happen to be curvy, who gives a flying fuck
Guys you are playing right into spamgramps game. It is obvious they are attention whores, the more you try to piss him off with your posts, the more the asshole posts that woman. Ignore the asshole and his posts he will get tired of posting when he gets no reaction. It is all about the You in the response nothing else Fucking ignore the,asshole,
POF full of horny older divorced moms,just looking for attention
>> Be 21, spent last 6 years trying to fuck girls my age
>> only getting bjs, handjobs and bad missionary
>> hit on 33 yo cute chubby for fun, heaven.jpg
>> swallows, rides, loves creampies, anal, shower sex
>> I'm forever devoted to her body
>> kicked out after her 3yo kid starts asking about me
>> date only older women for 9 years
>> get a younger one to experience perky tits again before I go old
>> shit she fertile as fuck
>> dad now
>Name is London
>Assumes British nationality
Thanks anon. She loves sucking cock too
Iol im not even sure if this is bait but 10/10 bud
I'm sure she'll suck my dick tonight. Maybe I'll share the facial with you anons!
>Work as Valet at hotel
>Talk with women as we wait in line for for concierge.
>Long line so we talk for about 5 minutes.
>After talking with concierge she comes back to me and asks me if i want a tip or to come to her room.
>Mfw I came inside this 5/10 woman on the job.
I never admitted it to my coworkers because she was black and I just didn't want them to know. Quit 2 weeks later.
I had something similar. She wasn't a head turner but she got me dick hard so why not? The dick wants what it wants.
She was into some pretty freaky shit, some of it too freaky for me. I'm not a prude by any means, either.
One time I wanted her to get into mother son rp and she acted like I was some sick twisted pervert meanwhile she'd ask me to piss on her, cut her and put her in this device that would dunk her in the pool and have her drown once she ran out of strength to keep herself elevated out of the pool (hard to explain via text but it was freaky) and if that happened I'd be the one that had to hold her out of the pool. I didn't do the last one because it was way too much for me.
Good times for a bit but she wanted to date and I was like "lmao wtf do you think...do you honestly think I'd introduce you to friends and family as my gf?" She stopped taking to me after that
Easy there bud. If you're looking for a relationship (which I'm assuming is what you want, not just a cock sleeve) you don't approach them like a piece of fuxkmeat like a 23 year old would.
It pulls your age from facebook. It will give like plus or minus 7 of your age. I registered a fake facebook account and had the age at like 80 or something and I got like 100 likes from old milfy types in like done day. It was insane compared to the 2 or 3 I usually get.
OK anon but I always see her posted, snd when anons start posting shit about jer, the asshole posts more, He is an attrntion whore , ignore the asshole and he has no teason to post, or maybe you like baiting him, but that fills the thread