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How do I get my sister to fuck me?

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How do I get my sister to fuck me?
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Is pic related? If you're that girl's brother, you must always be drowning in pussy
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>sister.jpg
>what is google image search
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>>738961990
Yeah, that's my sister
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>>738961995
reverse image search? What is that?? Oh, please don't search for that image!
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>>738962045
just fucking quit it will you
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>>738962045
Oh my fucking god dude, you're lucky. I mean, i wish i was her, guys would fight over me instead of me fighting over guys
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>>738962344
The fuck??? How did you get my sister's twitter??? Please don't tell her!
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>>738961918
Pay her.
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>>738961918
Ecstasy.
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>>738962398
Fake b8 and gay
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I might be able to get into her snap for you if you want
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>>738962323
Dont worry no ones gonna tell her or anything
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Damn she's a patriot too. I'll fuck her before you do OP.
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>>738962398
>fakey fakey shit b8
>poorly disguised personal army request
>thinking you're better at internet than /b/

fucking kill yourself fagballs
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>>738962609
Shows how stupid you burgers are.
>she watches fireworks
>she's a real American gurlll
>and a patritard
>fireworks made in China
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Here's her VSCO: http://vsco.co/stinellz/images/1. It sounds like you're a cuck OP if her boyfriend is fucking her before you do.
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>>738962798
How does the origin of the fireworks affect anything at all?
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>>738961918
With her vagina
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>>738962635
What makes you say that?
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>>738961918
Well you've GOT to do something before her boyfriend takes her away. Do you happen to have any pocket money? You could use that or a nice dress or something in exchange. We're with you OP.
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>>738962323
Did reverse image search... google's best guess was Nelly, the rapper.

Good job Google
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Hate to break it to you OP but she might not be into guys.
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>>738962906
Her jawline when she smiles tho <3 <3<3
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>>738963445
She has a fucking boyfriend, OP needs to get her before her bf takes her
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Fuck you
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>>738963711
Fucking hell, whoever did that deserves a smack on their bottom
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>>738963711
Cant believe anyone would be so mean as to feel that it's ok to do that.
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>>738963790
Fuck me and see if I care. You're really fucked of she sees that
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>>738963711
personal army request challenge accepted
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>>738963874
Fuck you too. The idiot posted a reverse searchable picture. He was begging for it.
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>>738963896
mods
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>>738963964
well maybe he was a newfag! Sure he shouldn't be here but ......... but it's still pretty mean
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>>738964107
Who the fuck cares. Incest is fucking disgusting anyway. Idgaf if he's a newfag or what. If he didn't want to get ruined, he shouldn't have posted it.
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>>738964107
some kind of harpoon
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>>738964178
But man, i still have the butterflies in my tummy. Just imagining being in that situation is already scary. Dont worry OP, stay strong
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Change your last name to Trump
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>>738964178
i dont do this so other people shouldnt do it too
we let you fap to trap shit anon why are you angry then ?
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>>738964199
Even if I got baited idc because it's still fucking hilarious to think what she's going to do if she actually has a brother.
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>>738963711
She'll understand OP, you're probably just a horny 14 year old or something.
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>>738964330
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>>738964261

Do you have a hardon for Trump? Nothing in this thread has anything to do with him and yet you bring him up. Fuck off.
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Times are going to be interesting at OPs house today. You know, some douche that knows him just got you idiotic white knight zealots to ruin his life. Can someone ssy manipulated lol.
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>>738964778
liberal tears
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>>738961918
Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick.
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>>738964787
Oh wow, thats a great theory. If yours isn't correct, and OP is actually her brother, he should pretend someone set him up.
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>>738964778
Trump Trump thump thump tump og mmmmmm yyyyyyyaaaaassssss
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>>738964979
Op would have delete the thread
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>ITT faggots everywhere

Baited faggots responding to another faggot that posted a random picture off the internet.
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>>738965398
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>>738965398
The "tweet" that was exposing him looked pretty fake as well, with no account name on it. The tweet doesnt come up when you google it either.
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Omg, guys, my sister just called me CRYING!! She found the thread. How could you humiliate us like this????
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>>738965700
Oh you got dubs! Well done! I dont think you're OP tbh, and i also think that this might be bait!
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WITH ONE FELL SWOOP, YOU JUST DESTROYED BOTH OF OUR LIVES AND HER BOYFRIEND'S. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS 4CHAN. HOW COULD YOU!!!
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>>738965700

The first stage in acceptance is denial. Then she'll be angry then she'll wanna fuck you OP.
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>>738965700
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>>738965850
Seriously fuck off stop trying to pretend that you're OP.
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>>738961918

>be faggot OP

>/b/-tard with no social skills

>wants to fuck sister

>0.000000001% chance

>get advice from /b/

>0.00000000000000001% chance

rape is only chance. don't rape your sister. an hero instead.
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>>738965864
HOW COULD YOU ACCUSE ME OF BAITING AT A TIME LIKE THIS YOU INSENSITIVE JERK. MY MOTHER JUST CAME IN WITH SOME TENDIES AND I LITERALLY SLAPPED THE TENDIES FROM HER HAND OUT OF THE EMOTIONAL DISTRESS THIS BOARD HAS CAUSED ME. I WILL NEVER BE WHOLE AGAIN
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>>738965850
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>>738965909
>stop trying to pretend that you didn't collude with Russians to affect the election
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ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT, I'M FINALLY GONNA KILL MYSELF

LIVE LINK >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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>>738965997
Dude your mom just told me that you get -5 good boy points because of what you just did. And you're also not allowed to eat the ones that fell on the floor.
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>>738965997
thats embarrassing anon time to stop
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>>738966100
I fucking knew the link would lead to that, i dont know why i still clicked it. Congrats on dubs sir
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>>738961918
Put ur dingeling in her tingeling
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>>738966196
Thank you, thank you, you all have been a lovely audience
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>>738966028
Stop being a gay homo sperg
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>>738963445
that ass on her friend tho
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Blackmail.

>it worked for me.
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>>738966912
Story?
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>>738966319

facts matter
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>>738962398
What is it with all these OPs asking how to fuck someone they know, and they post their fucking picture?

Are you summerfags? How retarded are you?
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>>738967131
>replying to bait
>summerfag
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>>738966960
I caught her sneaking a boy into our house that wasn't her boyfriend. I waited until I could hear them fucking and I filmed it. Then I threatened to post the video online and put a link to it on her Facebook.

Blowjob bought my silence. I recorded the blowjob. Then I used that video to force her to fuck our dog and recorded that too. She has done exactly what I've told her to do ever since. She knows that I own her. I make her say "I am yours, you can do what you want to me" out loud, over and over, when i fuck her.
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>>738967692
Sounds like a plan
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>>738967692
How come there's no real incest porn...or at least very little
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>>738967692
your pretty fucked up anon, and ive seen some shit
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>>738967900
because incest is illegal, dipshit.
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>>738967991
not in every country
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>>738967692
Post videos
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>>738968028
yeah, but those countries don't have electricity.
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>>738967385
>this is somehow bait
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>>738968973
implying every shit thats said on /b/ is bait
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>>738965997
What the fuck are tendies
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>>738969329
It's an insult used to accuse grown men of living with a mother who still cooks chicken tenders for him.
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>>738962798
If you look at the actual twitter post, she is celebrating 4th of July
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you should just try to fuck your mom, it will be easier since she is a whore.
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