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help me /b/ my little cousin is staying at home since a month

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help me /b/

my little cousin is staying at home since a month ago and my life has become a living NIGHTMARE

she walks around the house half naked, tries to sit on me when I am watching a movie, gets into my room at night constantly to the point I now have to sleep with my door locked...

basically she sexually harass me 24/7, yesterday I was super tired and when I went to my room she was there inside my bed saying she was 'scared' because some horror movie and asked to sleep with me in my small twin bed, she went super mad when I kicked her out.

i am 18 she is 16, can't move alone yet. I told mom about this and she just laugh and says "is just a kid"
what can I do, moving alone is not an option yet

took that pic last night when i was eating my dinner and she just came out of nowhere not wearing any pants

its fucking annoying, help me
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>>738950190
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She wants the D
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just give her the dick and she'll leave you alone
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fuck her
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>>738950190
Keep it together bro. At least for two more years.
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>>738950323
no shit you fucking idiot
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>>738950190
fakeandgay
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Fuck the shit out of her, she wants you.
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she wants the dick so give it
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Nice bait m8, but fuck her anyways.

slide your dick into her cunt.
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why can't i just fuck you?
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Oh my fucking God, it's this thread again, I'll watch the summerfags getting excited about a fucking copypasta
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>>738950190
Man this thread, again lol
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>>738950190
STOP
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It's a godamn pasta you idiots.
Stop biting the bait already.
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what a coincidence!
she did it to me too!
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>>738950190
Walk around completely naked. It'll either make everyone uncomfortable enough that they make her stop or you'll get your lil dick wet
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fucking idiot summerfags
i come /b/ and see this shit
this is eliza, and op you didn't take that picture
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>>738950660
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>>738950671
Good that we have some faggots that know that this shit is a copypasta
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>>738950190
>femanon here
she's not trying to 'sexually harass' you. she's just comfortable in the house, I did the same when I was younger. walked around half naked or in just a bra and panties around the house sometimes or in a towel but not because I'm sexually attracted to anyone in the house but just because it's comfy. hoodies and underwear are awesome too, let her preserve her innocence and be a child. If you're paying that much attention to it means you might like kids a little too much to the point you have to do everything you can to stay away from them
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Listen to this kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H5we9iNGIA
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>>738950838
Yeah yeah shut the fuck up already, it's a copypasta
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>>738950838
Can i be your boyfriend?
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>>738950901
right I didn't know that, meh not seen it before
>>738950908
no I'm taken
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>>738950190

Powerrape her hard. Post pics.
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>>738950838

No, you walked around like that because of daddy issues and wanted him to sneak into your room at night to fuck your tight pussy.

tits or GTFO
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>>738950838
Tits or GTFO
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>>738950806
>>738950694

>muh secret club
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Fuck her when she's sleeping so she gets pregnant. Make yourself emotionally available so that she tells you first. Then call her a dirty whore. Then she'll hate you, and never speak to you again. She'll probably get kicked out and have some retarded baby all alone. You never have to see her, and you get some sweet pussy.
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>>738951016
No though I only live with my dad and I was lazy
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Surprised you won't just fuck her
Most degenerates on this site would fuck their relatives if ever given the chance, let alone if they actually wanted to fuck them back and were moderately attractive, young girls
Either way just make it super clear you want nothing to do with her, to treat her awfully would be even greater
If you make her feel like shit enough she might even move out of her own volition and spare you the trouble of doing so
Good luck op
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not worth the trouble op, just maintain your distance. Id say if she forces herself on you then youll not be in the wrong.
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more pics
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Fuck her right in the pussy


She needs some Vitamin D
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why are you doing this to yourself?
i don't want to hurt you
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>>738950190
shut up you fucking shitbag
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better pics??
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>>738951513
>is a virgin/inexperienced
cares about dick sizes
let me help you help me
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>>738950190
Quit your lies, you faggot.
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>>738950190
Fuck her
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send pics and we'll help
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>>738951638
Give me an IN
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This thread again
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who has a catfish gallery
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>>738950694
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>>738950671
lol! op caught being a copy pasta faggot
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>>738950190
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:)
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>>738951852
more?
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>>738950694
>>738950806
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>>738950190
im diamonds pls tell moar
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>>738951016
>>738951064
another fags, that don't understand the rule
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>>738950190
this is newfag bait.
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>>738952390
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>>738950838
difference is youre a 40 y/o cunt and she is a copypasta
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>>738952454
never understood the appeal of feet, look at that shit
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>>738953134
same
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>>738952454
Her legs look like head n' shoulders bottle
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>>738953498
Don't get me wrong I had seen 1 or 2 feet that wouldn't mind sucking, but they had pantyhoses and glorious tights too
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>>738950190
Pretty sure we had this b8 yesterday.
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>>738953824
Ikr
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>>738953714
no, just no, unless they've been walking barefoot for the past month and unwashed I'm not interested in the slightest, preferably missing the little toe to
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>>738953824
and we'll prolly have it tomorrow and every day after that. welcome to /b/
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>>738950190
Occupy your time elsewhere. A good start would be helping your parents update their kitchen so it's not totally outdated in 5 years. Get rid of that stupid glass rectangle backsplash and put in something classic, timeless. Against brown cabinets, try a plain white subway tile. Then repaint something that actually fucking matches the rest of the kitchen. Who the hell thought light blue was a good idea? Pick up a can of generic beige, it'll be cheap and look way better. By the time this project is done, your idiot cousin will be gone.
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>>738954599
How about you occupy your time elsewhere because this is a fucking copypasta
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>>738950190
What are you, gay?
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>>738950464


isn't it legal if they two years apart?
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>>738954599
>white subway tile
>timeless
pick one
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>>738955219
idk 16 is legal where i'm at.
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>>738955219
no, if persecuted its jail
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>>738955327
You should finish elementary school before you try giving out legal advice.
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