has anybody else never eaten a girl out before? partner of years

>>738944346
change her mind before somebody else does

Sounds like you just want to eat her out anyway OP.

>>738944434
especially if she has a nice pussy

>>738944346
Go for it if you like salty milk and coins flavour.

depends on the pussy. Most pussy I've enjoyed eating but there were a couple of exceptions. One girl had really dangly beef curtains that actually gagged me and another girl had a really bad taste/smell.

>>738944434
been 10 years. don't think anybodys going to change her mind.

>>738944487
yeah ... next time i wouldnt eat a hobo on her period out

>>738944442
nah, not really. just don't want to be that asshole who doesn't reciprocate.

>>738944346

Have you only been with one woman then?

I didn't care for it, it tasted...not bad, but not good.

Of course I've only eaten one pussy because after that I said, "Been there, done that." I'm sure you'd find a tasty snatch somewhere and it would be delightful.

you are probably just really bad at it and she doesn't feel like teaching you because woman just want you to do things for them without them having to ask.

>>738944665
Love is NOT a fucking commercial exchange.
Consider this as a disinterested gift.

dump one out for parth

>>738944346
I personally like to go down on my gf, she's not a huge fan but it makes me diamonds. Last time she seemed a bit more into it but it's more or less for me.

>>738944702
been with her a long time. been with several other women. only ate one out. so long ago though, don't remember. we were young.

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>>738944346
I doubt you hit the lottery here.
Look at it this way: everyone loves blowjobs but it's not everyone's faivorite sexual act. And even if you love blowjobs but think that your partner hates it then you won't demand it. Because pussy > nothing.

I met this engaged woman last night in the club and she wanted some. We didn't end up doing it because she was engaged and with a married friend but it was wild. Later that night she rambled about small dicks which I preassume means her husband isn't that big. I guess what I'm trying to say is that keep your woman pleased and distracted. Or else she will find somebody else regardless of your relationship status. It's not just that women are whores as it's usually put, but also that they're people and will seek to improve their current situation.

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She just doesn't want YOU to eat her out, bro. You must suck at it. You may have hit the lottery, but she lost her shirt in this deal. Maybe you're a corn nibbler down there or something. Or did you make "yum yum, mmmm!" noises while you did it?

TFW your girl is gonna find herself a sideman to go down on her trim every Saturday afternoon while you're busy edging your stupid lawn.

Tl,dr: you suck at sex.

I only eat out my side chicks, never my gf. And I like it better when I'm wasted.

>>738944869
will keep in mind.

>>738944787
doesn't do much for me personally.

>>738944719
don't know. don't have to do it. if i did though, I'd surely give it my all, as she does for me.

>>738945010
why not the gf?

is it any wonder that pedos love eating out lolis
and 'normal' men can't bear the thought of eating out adult women?

fresh pussy is delicious, old pussy stank. lolis are a way more natural waifu than gross women

>>738944869
>Later that night she rambled about small dicks which I preassume means her husband isn't that big
What a cunt. Just leave him already rather be an unfaithful whore.

>>738944346

my gf has a nice pussy, we 69 regularly.

mutual oral is fucking great, i love feeling her clit go hard and making her tremble with my tongue. You're missing out. Majorly.

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>>738944983
Don't be scared, little man.
Only a cunty. Can't hurt you.

>>738945240
What's a hard clit feel like? Like sucking a dick?

>>738945277
in tears. too funny.

i think youre doing it wrong OP... girls love it.

the clit has double the nerve endings the penis does... theres no way a woman couldn't like it if done correctly.

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>>738945315
Sounds like has a penis.
I'm sure it's a delicate, feminine penis, though.

>>738945315
it just feels like a bump on your tongue
clits get 'hard' and swollen with blood when aroused just like cocks

>>738945453
some girls can get over-stimulated if you're focusing on the clit directly too much

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>>738945493
Is it a six-inch-long clitoris. Are there balls in a wrinkly sack hanging under it.
I think you might have married a dude by mistake.
Just saying.

>>738944346
Just like everything in sex, some people get off on it, some people don't.

Try it, you might like it. Or don't, I'm not your mom.

>>738945635
your virginity is showing

>>738945240

nah man i think your wife has a deformed vagina or something... they're not supposed to be anywhere near that big.

only goes hard when she's close to orgasm, too sensitive to suck at that point as well you've got to massage gently with your tongue.

why don't you ask her to let you try it if you're so curious?

>>738945639
thanks and thanks mom.

>>738945635

you've never touched a vagina before... have you?

>>738945716
not really curious. just trying to be a good guy.

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>>738945493
If you want the feel of cock getting hard in your mouth, I say just go for the real thing.
No shame in bi, dude. Just go for dick next time. You'll love how it swells in your mouth. You will.

>>738945157
Exactly my thoughts but she had her ways of convincing me. Her friend implied that they might have that sliding-towards-marrige thing going on with kids and mortage, to which I asked why they were here.

But you know what? It's none of my business and I don't feel guilty because we didn't do it. But I would be bit pissed if that was my fiancée.

IMO if you got a small dick then you better like eating pussy. Except with ONS. You never know what's hiding in the bushes.

>>738945834
Stop it

Tbh I love doing it (unless she tastes strongly).
So satisfying when you're licking her pussy and she's squirming and gasping in pleasure, and then grabs your head and pulls it in as she cums.

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>>738945834
Suck the cock, you fucking faggot! Do it!
Now you are cock, too.
See?

>>738945834
You're only making it worse for yourself !

>>738944346
the older twat becomes, the less you want it on your face

>>738946037
getting older. makes sense.

>>738945240
I have to agree that 69 is one of my favourite things to do. I love going down on her, and having her deepthroating my cock at the same time makes it amazing.

>>738944346
It's possibly how I got cancer of the throat

no interest in performing. but enjoy watching girl on girl performing.

somebody told me it encourages facial hair growth. any truth to this?!

>>738946202
I'm the opposite, watching others doing it does nothing for me, but I love going down on a girl myself.

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What pussy tastes.

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I mean it's not that I particularly enjoy the taste of vagina. Its more like when you know shes enjoying it you get off on it. Or at least that's how i feel. However, if it's just some random girl you fuck and chuck id recommend not eating her out.

Who doesn't love getting a mouthful of gross minge?

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>>738946287
Oh god, what happened to this poor man? What dick cancer looks.
It rotted off, right? From the cancers?

>>738946245
nope. its like the whole hairy palms thing.

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>>738945315
>>738945482
>>738945635
>>738945834
I really hope this is just one uneducated samefag and not several retards.

>>738946396
He ate too much minge, got dick cancer and the rest is history

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>>738946543
Election of a clitoris?
You voted Trump, then?

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>>738946620
I did voted Trump and sucked 8-inch clitoris, too.
(Got fooled both times.)

>>738944719
>do things for them without them having to ask
i am starting to realize that im kind of a cunt and im acting like a woman

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>>738946838
This one way to keep women away. Always trying to suck cock when I sleep. This is way to stop them.
Works every time.
I swear to you it does.
Try.

Maybe she ain't complaining cause someone else fucking her better than you OP.

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OP's wife's face when he does lousy job bobbing on her 6-inch long throbbing penis.
(She doesn't like it. Because you SUCK at it. So she disapproves, see?)

>>738947363
Correction: throbbing clitoris as it gets election. Not penis. OP isn't gay.
My sorry.

This thread got weird.

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>>738947431

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I think I'm just talking to myself now.
Used to that, actually. Bye now.

I love eating girls out. During dry spells that's one of the things I miss the most.

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>>738947730
Get yourself some fish tacos to snack on. Close enough.

>>738944787
Same here anon, though she gets really turned on when I stroke my cock as I'm eating her pussy

Hey OP. I've been with the same girl for ten years. She doesn't really like oral. I've eaten her out maybe 4 times.

Before that, I had a girlfriend who fucking loved it. I would eat her out pretty much daily.

Personally, I like doing it, so I would say yes we are missing out slightly. But it's way better than having a girlfriend who doesn't like sex, or won't ever give you a blowjob, etc.

It's fun imo.