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Hey /b/ I know that trying to find one of you is like a needle

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey /b/ I know that trying to find one of you is like a needle in a haystack. But I know you're out there.

I believe that for every couple million people there is one born who is just on a different scale than the others. You will know if it's really you or not. But incase you are a little unsure you probably,

>have adhd (more mental than physical)
>experience with plently of childhood trauma
>have done evil things and think evil things
>slightly above average intelligence
>asexual-ish
>probably a libra

If this fits you we need to talk.
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Possibly..
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What u want
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>>738923852
It's alright answer these questions.

1. Have you ever actually had a best friend
2. Is your favorite food pasta
3. Ever been hospitalized
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>>738923980
Fuck off
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>>738924095
Why? I fit the description sheesh
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>>738924173
Because if you were really the person I was looking for you wouldn't have to ask why.
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>>738924062
1. Yes
2. No
3.yes
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>>738924302
>we need to talk
ask for an explaination/further information
>fuck off
¿
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OP here,

When I say childhood trauma, I don't mean you got beat once type shit, I mean you raped your 4 year old sister when you were 6 type shit
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>>738923686

This is a trap. Lurk and listen, but do not reply to this post. They're listening.
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>>738923686
You just described every fuckin emo.
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>>738924476
This will be my last reply to you, you aren't who I'm looking for, please exit the thread.
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Lol all the meme disorder

>/tumblr/
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>>738924411
What's your favorite ice cream flavor
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>>738924773
White
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>>738923686
>don't think so
>no
>thinking evil things, but who doesn't. so yes
>yes (121 IQ)
>exactly yes
>yes
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>>738924858
Toppings?
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>>738923686
Not one for astrology, but everything else fits the bill. What's up?
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>>738924920
Peanut butter
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>>738923686

Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Very -ish
Yes

Who are you?
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>>738924982
Answer these.

1. Are you left or right handed.
2. Do you have a sensory disorder with eating, ex: food must be crunchy
3. What is your experience with children (1 to 4 years old)
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>>738923686

Edgy and autistic - the thread
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>>738923686
1. Have been told I had some form of dyslexia, which made me talk at later age.
2. Yes (according to your standards).
3. Yes, especially when I was a child and now recently.
4. Yes.
5. Kinda, still don't know.
6. No.
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>>738925102
I am one of these special people. If you are truly the same you should be able to tell me about myself. Go for it.
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>>738925323
Answere these.

1. When was your first kiss
2. Can you make yourself pass out
3. What is the closest you ever came to death
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Alright. To answer the questions you have asked,

>>738924062
1. Yes, I have had about 4
2. Yes, it is. Macaroni and cheese.
3. Yes, when I was a child.

>>738924773
>>738924920
Vanilla, no toppings

>>738925246
1. Right handed
2. No, that sounds strange
3. I either love or hate them. Most are annoying little shitbags, some are cute

>>738925525
1. First kiss was ~6 years ago
2. Yes, but it feels like I'll fucking die.
3. The aforementioned hospitalization and if not that, a drug overdose about 7 months ago
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> palm reader

Nice affirmative 75% generalizations.

Anyone dumb enough to fall for your BS deserves to get swindled. Go for 'em OP
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>>738923686

>slightly above average intelligence

Fucking lol.
Ever seen a "stat yourself" thread? Literally (as in literally, not figuratively) everybody will rate themselves as possessing above average intelligence. Every stupid fuck on this entire website thinks that they are smarter than the average person. This is not hyperbole, this is fact.

That is a useless thing to ask someone here.
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>>738926175
That's fucking scary, but you have potential.

In order to confirm it is you, you must do these last two, hard, things.

1. Define at your core what your base desires are in life. The best way to do this is to think about what you loved to do as a child, ex: make others happy, make others like you, etc.

2. If you have to give me 5 facts about myself what would they be? Just make them the first things that come to mind and don't second guess yourself.
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>>738925525
Anon here...

1. When was your first kiss.
When I was like 7, more or less.

2. Can you make yourself pass out.
I discovered it trying to fake it.

3. What is the closest you ever came to death.
A couple of times, but was either detoured by circumstances or somehow avoided.
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>>738926599
You should take >>738924579 's advice.
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>>738923686
>have adhd (more mental than physical)
Every shitlord will self diagnose themselves with this.
>experience with plently of childhood trauma
Same as above.
>have done evil things and think evil things
Edgelord bait.
>slightly above average intelligence
lolz, see >>738926599
>asexual-ish
There is no "ish". You either have interest in sex or you don't. There is no in between.
>probably a libra
That's random.

Anybody who replies seriously to this thread and answers yes to anything but the second and last thing is a fucking retard.
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>>738926921

That post has no context and makes no sense. It'd be stupid to heed its advice.
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>>738927076
The ignorance is practically fucking leaking off you. Please shut the fuck up and stop giving OP the info he is baiting you for.
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>>738923686
Astrology is merely superstition.
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>>738927233
>vague cryptic warning woooooooo
Eat a dick.
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>>738927314
If you look at a flower close enough you can see it is just various geometric patterns.
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>>738927478
A flower isn't an idea constructed by humans. A flower is a real piece of life and not a piece of fiction.
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>>738927450
You really aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer huh? Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it isn't there.
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>>738923686

>I'm sorry, I'm still stuck on...another thread and something else and I'm not really sure how to explain it or if I really want to explain my activity history but just...yeah.
>up to what age does childhood trauma count as childhood trauma? I don't want to talk about it...
>I would neither admit nor deny to having done evil things, as I feel the term "evil" is suggestive and might vary from person to person, and I would rather not share my thoughts as the last thing I want is someone psychoanalyzing me based on "evil" thoughts.
>It would be highly egotistical of me to even suggest that I have an above average intelligence and I have never taken an IQ test so I can't exactly speak to the topic of my own personal intelligence level.
>I do get horny from time to time though it has been a long time since I have had sex, I have a history of rape, and have been accused of being asexual as a result (assumptions being made that rape made me not want to have sex).
>why does zodiac sign matter to you, do you actually believe in that shit?

Now...I'm not sure I understand your post, are you asking something, or are you trying to find the egotistical fucks who are willing to try and prove themselves as being the all knowing grand dip-shits of the universe?
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>>738927826

In response to this, I invite you to read the post you're replying to again.
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>>738927983
Your personal insecurity is accepted here and there is no need to hide on an anonymous imageboard.
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>>738927806

Plus a flower is clearly a flower, whereas if you look at the Libra constellation and decide it looks like a scale, you are a certifiable tard.
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>>738928155
You're beyond saving you ignorant fuck.
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>>738928343
The point is that geometry is the human understanding of a naturally occuring event. A flower is clearly a flower, but because of geometry we can look at it and see more. The same way the stars are just the stars. But we can look at them and see more.
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>>738928273
What are you talking about?
where is "here"?
Why do you think I have insecurity?

Please do let me know as I do not mean this to be defensive but rather I am genuinely intrigued....
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>>738926732

Statistically, somebody here will fit almost all of your criteria, and i guess I'm it. I honestly am curious where this will lead.

1. I want to sleep peacefully through the night, and wake up in the morning well rested. I want to be with someone I love every single day instead of every few months, or fucking random people every other week. I want to find a purpose to live aside from my loved ones missing me if I were dead. I want to make myself happy, and I don't know how.

2. A. I fucking hate most people. I'll fake it, but I only like maybe 1/20 I meet.

B. I love photography. And animals.

C. I fucking love reading. Tai Lopez's bullshit aside, I really used to read a book a day. Shit is underrated.

D. I'm an indecisive piece of shit, and it fuuuucking sucks.

E. I'm 18.
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>>738928847
>I honestly am curious where this will lead.
fixing...
>I am a fucking retard who wants to believe I'm special and am willing to take a random /b/tard at his word for it

ftfy
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>>738928847
Hey retard, I would suggest you reread the post you are responding to, if you want to be the guys butt buddy, you have to tell him 5 things about himself.

*continues eating popcorn*
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>>738923686
Thats exactly what i think too.
Out of every 100 people theres got to be one person whos chipped their brain.
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>>738928726
I can understand you are trying to elicit a reaction at some base level. This means what you are actually talking about doesn't matter as much as how you are talking about it. From the way you type I observed signs of insecurity.
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>>738929149
I love chips
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>>738925246
Right handed, no... They don't like me.
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op pls give links to it
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>>738929209
Now, am I truly trying to elicit a reaction, or was I merely board and giving into a bait thread?

I'm interested in hearing more about these signs of insecurity.
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OP here again, one more question. Do you like doggy dicks?
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>>738925246
What is your experience with children 1 to 4 years old?
How does the following make you feel?
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>>738928847
You are not the one.

Thank you for participating, I want you to read this article and follow what it says, it might really help you find out how to be happy.

http://jasonconnell.co/reinvention/
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>>738929926
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>>738928643
Only one star has a significant impact on this planet and that's the sun.
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>>738930011
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>>yes
>>yes(I read your above comment and I do fall in that category. I have fooled around with my little brother when we were 10-4)
>>yes
>>yes
>>no
>>no
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>>738929735
If you want to become better at what you're doing, learning to do it more subtly will be your next big step. Goodbye.
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>>738929149
>>738929380
I love chips!
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>>738930051
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>>738929890
Almost every child I come close to will look at me and not break eye contact until I leave the room. It makes me feel like they are seeing something about me that they can relate to.
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>>738929693
>>738929926
wow!
How did I see that coming 3 minutes before? Crazy man!
"the one" isn't going to play your cryptographic little game faggot
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>>738930325
Yeh, it's because you look like a pedo

It's called fear
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>>738930120
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What's your thoughts on real life magic? Not tricks but psychics and fortune tellers?
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>>738930369
Hey op, scared to respond? ;)
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>>738930158

What am I doing? all I did was ask a question as to your comments, rather than make creepy assumptions about people. Unless you got me confused with the 18 year old fag who said he was a piece of shit...in which case I would encourage you to backtrack whatever it is you think you are doing.
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>>738930595
What are you trying to prove?
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>>738930711
Why are you getting so defensive?
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>>738930432
When was the first time you felt sexually attracted to a minor?
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>>738930921

I apologize if you think I am being defensive, because I was honestly trying to be offensive there. Why are you beating around the subject you are talking about, the subject I am trying to understand so that I can comprehend what it is you are trying to say?
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>>738924638
Kek
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>>738923686
Not ADHD as far as I know, but I do have BPD.
From early childhood I witnessed many horrid things such as murders, sexual assaults, and drug overdoses.
I have to deal with evil thoughts and voices sporadically.
I don't care about sex. It is seen as necessary by most of society to fit in, but I do not enjoy it.
Pisces.
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>>738930843
Oh, you know.
Btw thought it was kind of funny that you would go as far as to say libra in the first post. Nicely played, remember jumping ahead will always bite you in the ass, even if you really think you are right.
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>>738924062
Pisces back again.
No real friends.
I like macaroni and cheese.
Once, for a minor surgery.
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>>738931160
You are not here to talk about what I am looking for.
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>>738931012
Just now when you started speaking to me

Got any pics you little tease?
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>>738930369
anyone else get a creepy vibe reading this post?
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>>738923686
Everything except evil things, I try to cling to what is good.
I was never diagnosed with ADHD officially because my parents believe there was (and is) an over prescription epidemic, but mostly we couldn't have afforded to.
My parents were heavy druggies when I was younger but they got better, and I was molested multiple times by a family member.
I really just avoid evil things, or at least participating in evil things.
I scored in the 96th percentile in all the HS standardized tests, but I'm not sure how well that measures intelligence, I did have shit grades in my early HS years but was a straight A student before that.
I'm more lonesome than I am asexual, but I've gotten really used to being alone. And I'm a libra.

Do I fit the bill? I'm more interested in finding out what you think this is about than what it's actually about.
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>>738931507
Then what am I here to talk about?
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>>738931400
What would I have to gain from doing that?
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>>738931718

God dammit man, fuck you, how is that called for in this thread...seriously...fuck...you
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>>738931662
You tell me.
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>>738926752
Pisces back
As a child all I wanted to be happy was to see others hurt the way I did.
-you hate us-you don't drive -you do not sleep on a regular schedule - you think ghosts exist - you are not religious -

Almost drown a few times. Almost been shot. Almost fell off some cliffs.
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Fucking shit...I was enjoying this thread too. mother fucker! what the fuck! I hope you die alone...fucking hanging child posting piece of shit...
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>>738931859
Because I like to see you get angry.
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>>738923686

I have an image in my head of what you look like OP and well, it ain't good..
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>>738931772
That's a question for you to answer for yourself, if I were you I wouldn't have been so quick to do it.
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>>738932133
>>738932133
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>>738931651
Answer these.

1. What is your middle name
2. Has everyone you loved extremely hurt you at one point or another?
3. How many hours of sleep do you get a day.
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>>738931892
I would like to but now I have an image burned into my head that is really hard to get out and it is pissing me of...give me a moment and maybe you will be able to elicit a more collected response from me.
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>>738932336
You answered it for me.
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>>738923686
this is like one of those "The Nobody" threads GLP used to have all the time
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>>738932444
No
Yes
No
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>>738932133
am I angry, or am I sad in such a way that it makes me mad.
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>>738932489
So you are telling me to wait for you to build up your walls again? Seems like you are insecure to answer me truthfully.
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>>738931892

Why assume I am here to talk about, rather than talk with?
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>>738932174
What did you think about in order to form that image anon? What do you think I am?
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>>738932726

in regards to >>738932842

that is the truth, I don't come to 4chan with an agenda...do you?

and rather than building up walls, how about it's more like, I have the image of a little girl hanging by her neck stuck in my head, and that is not something I wish to discuss....which would be fallacious of me since I just said that I don't come to 4chan with an agenda.
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>>738932444
The other guy who answered wasn't me at all.

Cole
Not everyone, but probably a majority. I don't really keep score of things like that
Drastically fluctuates. Some weeks I'll get an even 8 hours every night, sometimes I stay up for days. Most times I stay up later than planned and get around 4 hours.
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>>738923686

>trying this hard
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>>738932842
Because you don't understand.
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>>738923686
First of all, my birthday is on a day that flip flops between Libra or Scorpio, depending on which bullshit chart you're using, secondly, wtf u want? im pooping so u only have like, 2 mins to wow me.
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>>738932969
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>>738933269
Is your name jason?
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>>738933178

Don't I, or don't i not, or might I possibly with no clear certainty...
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How does this image make you feel?
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>>738933269
>69dude.jpg

I'm on my phone
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>>738933334
No
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You know my current i.p.

I'm not playing this shit
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>>738933397
I don't like it.
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>>738924062
1. No
2. No
3. No
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>>738933397
I'm angry at the being
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>>738933351
If you understood anything then you would've already made it clear or made it completely unclear.
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>>738933575
Explain where your anger is rooted. Why would a simple picture cause you anger? Any symbolism associated is just a social construct you have been fed, is it not?
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>>738933041
So you've come to the point where you have completely lost any purpose in the thread. Why are you still here?
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>>738933741

Jesus, I hope you don't speak like this IRL
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>>738933741
Everything is pristine besides the tongue and teeth.
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>>738933397
*snort* one word? Titter (if you don't know it, look it up)
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>>738925375
take your meds anon
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>>738933883
Why? Honestly, its awkward for casual conversation, but tolerable for analytic inquiry.
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>>738933733
>>738933741
>>738933869
>>738933897
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>>738932438
fuck yeah transmetrolpolitan
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>>738934041
I think you just called every post here intelligent by referencing Idiocracy
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OP here, thank you all for participating. The thread's main purpose is over.
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>>738924062
yes
yes
yes
>>738925246
mildly ambi mostly right
no, but i do have an oral fixation and spend almost all of my waking hours chewing
i essentially raised my brother, my sister and some foster kids my parents got
>>738925525
16
yes
apendicitis
subdermal infection
cancer
almost hit by a few cars
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>>738934018
Do you have autism
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>>738933883
>posts a picture of gucci
geez this is kind of creepy, i dont even feel right lurking
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>>738933741
It's the emotion I sense from it. Someone took the time and effort to create this picture in a manner that both portrays and evokes emotion. The emotion it portrays seems to me like a haughty kind of evil built on self-proclaiming power. This makes me feel angry, because it believes itself to be better than it is.
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>>738934247
It's not that high up.
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>>738934242
Bud, I don't know why this makes you believe that. Then again you may have never been in an intelligent setting. Please explain more if you think I should care. Lol
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>>738934018

Yeah exactly, you sound like you think you're a psychiatrist or something..

Also you sound like you think you're massively better than everyone else, when in reality you probably just have a slightly above average IQ backed up by a not-terrible vocabulary..
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>>738934197
>>738934208
well, that is dissapointing.
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>>738934430
Asking questions impies credentials? Since when? Lol read a book.
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>>738933869

Would you be so gracious as to share with me why you feel I have lost all purpose in this thread? Perhaps I will then be able to answer such an inquiry.
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>>738934478
It's better that he's done anon.
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>>738934197
>>738933080
So am I not going to get an answer to this? I'm still interested in what this was about
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>>738934591
No.
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>>738933897
I thought you were angry at the being? Is the picture angering because is doesn't show respect to the being that is portrayed?
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>>738933397
really, i sympathize. in fact, im a little jealous.

ive often fantasized about rising up from my body and balancing the order of the world with destruction.
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>>738934510

It's more your tone..
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>>738934524
Your attempt at sabotage during the threads peak failed.
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>>738923686
>Libra
Believing in magic and gods? kys faggot
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>>738934394
WTF ???
Watches at $ 0?
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>>738934685
shit nigga be careful what you say...
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>>738934778
astrological signs are determined by birthday, dude.
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>>738934661
I dislike the break from pristine to vulgar. It is as though the being is composed of things meant to antagonize.
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ITT: r/iamverysmart
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>>738934860
Why?

are you spooked?
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>>738934703
I feel like this may be a you thing. If you can further justify the tone being condescending, I'll continue this conversation. Also, I was not the one who posted the original comment. I found your comment vague.
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>>738934639
What did you think this was about? Was it about finding someone? Have they been found?
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>>738934976
T2o spockers
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>>738931859
Well this occultist shit usually ends in child sacrifices, its weirder that you dont associate these losers with morally corrupted humans.
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Hmm. If I didn't know any better, I'd say op is just trying to get people who think they're better than others to respond to him. Is that who he's trying to find? The ultimate cocky asshole?
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>>738935175
OP is also getting people to talk. While most times it is selfish talk, it can become more interesting.
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>>738934765

I guess I'm still here because I find your answers intriguing and the thread generally humorous.

"LOOK, AN IDIOT!": http://youtu.be/UNuDHRClkpo
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>>738923686
This is almost some "Black moon curse" bullshit.
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>>738935093
I think OP was testing his manipulation skills. He gave everyone a base to go off of and a task. I think he was analysing every detail of every response and then seeing how he could control the thread from there. From the looks of it he was really good, like scary fucking good. But something still feels weird like he was trying to get something really bad out of this.
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>>738934976
>ive often fantasized about rising up from my body and balancing the order of the world with destruction
If you have any idea what the being represented in the image is, and saw that an anon posted this you are the odd one out for not getting spooked.
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Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
I suppose so
Yes

I'm intrigued
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>>738924555
Does oral sex with cousin count? Both age 5
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>>738924476
Damn nigga you was rejected from the oracle.
Shit must suck.

Also not surprised the Jew media has forces a "the one" mindset in your heads.
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>>738935366
Nah. I don't think there was anything deeper than conversation to this.
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>>738934581

Why though?

What if hes real and there is a one?

What if im the one?


What if this is the thing ive been looking for?
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Literally what the fucking shit is this bullshit
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>>738935366
>trying
have you seen the last half of the thread bro? If borderline satanic isn't bad I don't know what is.
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>>738935546
>what if im the one
Ded lol
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>>738935579
Dude, you spook too easily. Head to reddit, fast.
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>>738923686
So you reproduce on your own-ish?
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>>738934765

Do you have nothing else to say?
Why are you still here?
>>738935312
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I fit all but the star-shit. I'm scorpiofag
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>>738935546
Ok, so what if you're the one? OP never even gave any indication as to what it would mean. It was just a manipulation tactic.
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>>738935366
I think you're right.
Also, would the fucker that keeps on replying to replies like he made the original reply designate that he's not the guy the person is replying to?
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>>738935661
refer to
>>738935439
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>>738935707
Then whats the problem with me taking the bait?
As far as i can tell i havent been manipulated into doing anything but replying
>>738935595
i dont think so
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>>738935366
Are you kidding? Jesus you guys are impressed easily. It was clearly some try-hard neckbeard larping as a scary demonboi lol
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>>738936004

This, times a fucking million
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>>738923686

>>slightly above average intelligence

Never met or heard of anyone who didn't consider themselves above average intelligence, so you've done nothing to narrow your search. Relative intelligence is also far more practical than general intelligence, because no one hires a physicist to build a shelf.

I'd say rephrase your statement asking exactly what you want done and hope the mother fucker is below "average intelligence" so as to bother with what you're proposing.
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>>738934639
Do you think you really know the whole story? I have a rough idea, but what exactly are you planning on doing with them when you find them? You're only limiting the potential, you know.
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>>738936004
What makes you say that?
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>>738935846
Did someone posting scary pics online actually give you a good spooking my dude
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>>738936004
+10
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>>738936163
I never pegged 4chan for being so retarded. What is the alternative? This guy is looking for special super beings who were diddled as kids? lol go fuck yourself
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>>738923686
Damn. Das me
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>>738936007
389 was mine, but yeah I think you got them for the most part.
>>
OP here.
What is the largest object you have inserted in to your ass?
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>>738936155
Lol
>limiting potential
>why am not the one
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>>738936388
3x watermelon
Am I the one yet? My butt hurt now.
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>>738923686
Probably a Libra? What is this faggotry?
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>>738936413
If they're planning what I think they are, it's a waste they are too shortsighted to see.
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>>738936566
Ask yourself, am I seeing what they want me to see?
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>>738936566
Lol
This is legit nothing. The images have no real significance to this thread. The questions are largely special snowflake questions relates loosely to the upcoming total eclipse. Whoever made this thread is hilariously clever to evoke such spooks.
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>>738936566
so much this.
>>
What the actual fuck is wrong with all you goddamn people?
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>>738936722
Precisely, so I can't be sure in what I know, but if it is so, it is a waste. Ask yourself where you have learned what you know?
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>>738936790
Nice one op, you're still the fag.
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>>738936728
Thank you.
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>>738936799
/b/
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>>738936799
Have you ever tried it? It's interesting and you'll learn something about the way you think.
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>>738929052
Underrated post
>>
Are you only looking for males? Or could it be a female too?
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>>738936993
Shit I skipped over this gem, thanks anon.
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>>738937041
Butt buddies only
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>>738937088
But I wanna be a butt buddy :(
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>>738923686
Nigger
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>>738936993
OP said that if they are the same he should be able to tell him 5 facts about himself.

So all anon had to do was tell OP 5 facts about anon and if anon was OP's special one, anon's facts would also be OP's facts.

Tldr: Not am underrated post, actually retarded post
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I got all categories down except I'm a cancer.
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>>738933085
my boy eric harris lol
this thread is tryhard af tho
i get the joke it works like a horoscope and he mentioned libras real funny bro
fuck off
>>
Snap > ill.life.
>>
>yfw Mr. Smith fires
>yfw you get shot in the chest
>yfw you realized too late
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>>738937218
>am
*throwing out everything you said over small grammatical error*
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>>738937802
fuck
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>>738937041

>>Implying there are females on the internet
>>YeahRight.jpg
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>>738937218

They were memeing you noob
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Ok im sorry but can somebody summarize what the fuck this thread even is
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>>738938004

OP was trying to be an edgy snowflake and trying to find a ButtBuddy
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>>738938004


>>738936004
>>
>>738938004
>>738938225
this, he wanted someone who could make him feel gud and gib him big cums
>>
Those other traits fit me perfectly, i dont have ADHD though.
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>>738938004
Well do you match the description?
>>
Am ADHD

Childhood trauma... bullying, I lived with an abusive person(my mom's friend)(was an alcoholic and schizo)

Evil things? Slipping sleeping pills into a friends drink to make him shut the fuck up.

I'd say I have an above average inteligence, but then I'd get bombarded by fags.

I am straight, but I've never had sex (virgin9000fam)

Am Taurus.
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No we fucking don't need to talk.
You just need to fucking think.
Just use your goddamn brain.
That's alll.
Fuck off.
>>
I once shot a man's dog in front of him after shooting him in the leg because he was on my neighbors property. Didn't have to. Wanted to. Not for a sexual reason I just wanted to hurt him. Couldn't press charges because he was tresspassing.
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>>738939575
Not now Bob were looking for the chosen one
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>>738939638
I can wait
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>>738923686
You sir, just described a man with no balls.
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>>738939708
Can Jerusalem?
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>>738939769
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>>738939769
>>738939769
Ave Maria
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>>738937041
Hey bb wan sum of my fk
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I wunna be a special little snowflake...
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>>738940157
I wanna be a Bitcoin address
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>>738923686
You are a huge faggot and I hope you cut yourself on all the edge.
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>>738940411
if you were a bitcoin address, would you be loosing or gaining coinage?
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>>738925375
You never will amount to anything, you try to hide your failings in life by thinking it's cause no one gets you, you are special. You are a disgusting leech and a huge disappointment to literally anyone who you ever interacted with.
You can't hold a job, you think it's cause you are special, but in reality it's cause you are a worthless piece of shit.
You are either insanely skinny or horrifically fat, either way, you don't shower enough and are very Feminine.
Oh and you will say I'm not nailing it, everyone else knows I am, but you will pretend I'm not even though deep down inside you know the best thing for you, for your family, for us, is for you to kill yourself right now, don't wait.
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>>738941030
Disregard that I suck cocks
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>>738941161
Sting a little to much my sweet little baby boy?
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>>738941027
why do you want to be a bitcoin address?

something tells me I shouldn't click on that gif...
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>>738941496
Because I would be unique you moron
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>>738941409
Also inb4 you call me gay, it was sarcasm you little fag i hate gay people. Like you, little fag boy
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>>738941409
>>738942224
Dude just stop your insults are giving us all cancer
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>>738923686
I'm a Leo but don't think that shit means shit, was diagnosed that as a child but my mom was like fuck that.
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>>738923686
>>yes
>>kinda
>>yeah
>>yes
>>eh
>>no
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>>738942119
Those aren't so unique though...I mean...they don't gain anything, they aren't worth anything, you would be an object...and a minute one at that.

Wouldn't it be more snowflake to be a bitcoin mine, and wouldn't the next snowflake step up from that to be a mine owner?

Why did you call me a moron?
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