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s/fur

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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s/fur
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>>738914377
I like Pumzie

I like her a lot, she's nice.
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>>738914433
tru
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>>738914599
Nice dubs. I'd like to know her but probably shouldn't.
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>>738914842
Correct, everything sucks.
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>>738914950
;___;
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>>738915281
Only four pumps?
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Hey gents.
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>>738914377

Why is Pumzie so adorable
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>>738915320
Not me ofc

>>738915375
Hey
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>>738915450
Heyo.
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>>738915375
hello
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>>738915546
Hey Sunny.
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my old commuter broke and lost everything. Im too lazy to start saving pics again what do i do?
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>>738915375
Hi Hotshot. What's good?

>>738915450
Better test it out to make sure
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>>738915582
Hey BC. Lurk?

>>738915587
Heyo, same ol'. You?
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>>738915651
Same. Just enjoying Friday
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>>738915546
I'm getting a MarbleSoda comm.

>>738915587
How?

>>738915582
Buy a car?
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>>738915651
HI!
and yea but do you know anywhere i download a bunch at once, like a drop box or something.
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>>738915582
Couldn't salvage the data storage?
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>>738915187
Never thought mt dick could be so diamonds. Gotta love avians
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>>738915746
There used to be a big db link that floated around, but that was years ago. Best bet would probably to scour for siterips, but I wouldn't even know where to start to find legit ones of those.
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>>738915753
laptop is broken prety bad and theres nothing on there worth paying to salvage
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>>738915734
I can't wait to see that comm. How? I dunno, see if four pumps works. If it doesn't then you're good

>buy a car
This is always right
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>>738915576
I'm sleepy
hope you're well

>>738915582
look at fluffy butts?

>>738915734
that's cool! a commission of a character of yours?
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>>738915836
the shark guy one? does anyone have that one? has anyone sheen shark guy?
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>>738915845
Physically crushed?

I've had my old old laptop go out because of motherboard EEPROM issues and I'm still using the SSD from it.
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>>738915904
Thas a big dick.

>>738915917
mhm
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>>738915998
Whoore(s)
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>>738915940
He still comes around every once in a while. I think he popped in very briefly one night this week.
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>>738916085
*hoors
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>>738915582
>not having a backup
at very least have a thumb drive or something.
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>>738916124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC7hZY3sVxE

You know it
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So....
Which one of you was the one that fucked my dog
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>>738916184
yea ill be savin to a flash from now on
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>>738916245
All of us. Here. Humanity on earth.

Surprising, I know.
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>>738916184
RAID
A
I
D
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>>738916329
Nice
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>>738915587
>be me
>having a nice lunch
>hear some noises coming from the gym
>slaping
>moaning
>even some screaming
>goddamnitnotagain.png
GOD DAMNIT PEOPLE STOP FUCKING IN THE GYM I HAVE TO WASH IT ALL BY MYSELF EVERYDAY
>they continue
>it sucks being in a world of anthropomorphic animals that just fuck
>it might be fun for others
>but i just want a normal life
i hate being a school janitor
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>>738916414
Would be funnier if image was Janitor from Scrubs.
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>>738916329
Sons of bitches
I'll fucking rek u
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>>738916414
In a world of anthropomorphic animals that just fuck, you think you'd get more action
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>>738916474
eh i normally dont write but ayy man i gotta do something in these threads besides wait for the anarchist fag to show up
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You'd think another 150mg of caffeine would do it but nah
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>>738916653
Sleepy?
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>>738916689
si
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More ass plz
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>>738916739
It's late man. If you want to go to bed, it's cool. But staying up is pretty cool too
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>>738915582
kys
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>>738916839
seriously considering it
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>>738916921
literally zero useful things would be lost in both cases.
do it,
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>>738916620
>day one on the job
>"anon"
wut
>"theres a mess in one of the bathrooms can you go clean it?"
aight
>go to building 2
>see the signs of "do not use"
yup thats it
>go in
>urinals are fine
>open stalls
>everythings is all good
>wheres the mess?
>*drip*
wtf was that
>look up
>my god
>theres jizz everywhere
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>>738916798
here you go!
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>>738915582
How are you going to get to work now?
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>>738917292
Thnx
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>>738917130
Jeez. That's a rough one buddy
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>>738917360
i have a new computer
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>>738917377
she's a donkey, get it?!
it's like
a pun or something
idk
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>>738917537
I don't think it's a pun. I think it's the ol' switcharoo.
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I think I'm gonna call it a night. Crawl in the bed with the SAndra and go to sleep

I'll see you guys later
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>>738917602
Alrighty buddy, see ya next time!
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don't forget to cry some in ya favourite pillow
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>>738917602
goodnight
sleep tight
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>>738917755
Hey, I'm down to once a week now, shuddup.
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>>738917537
Either way, thanks
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>>738917755

I can't remember the last time I cried. I prefer to bottle up my feelings in the hopes that I'll reach a breaking point of emotional turmoil so that the next time I put a gun to my head I'll finally be desperate enough to pull the trigger. Not there yet, but someday.
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>>738917405
>day 2
my god i hope today is better
>"Anon! There was a fight in building five can you see if theres any blood left over?"
yeah sure
>at least its not a bathroom
>go to building 5
>only a couple of drops
hey thats pretty good
>"hey big boy whats your name"
>nani?
>turn around
>theres a fox girl thing
>look around
me?
>"yeah, say your that new janitor arent you?"
yeah
>"say why dont you go and help me clean something wet?"
a little bit busy, i need to clean the floor of the bloods
>wtf is happening is this bitch hitting on me
>"aww thats kinda sad, oh well maybe next time"
>she walks away
>ok
time to clean this up and gtfo
>clean it up real good man
>leave
>oh shit wait
>gotta pee
>go to bathroom in building 5
oh yeah boy
>yeah man shit feels good
>hear some thudding
>then some moaning
>folllowed by a toilet flush
>fox girl trots out of stall
>just covered in jizz
>then a fucking horse 6ft tall comes out and looks at you dead center
>"hey wats up man my names chad"
k
*drip*
i hate you already
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bedtime
goodnight, s/fur
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>>738918576
See ya Sunny, thanks for posting!
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>>738918435
Those damn horses and their gallons of cum. Did you have to clean the ceiling again?
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>>738918576
>when you look at the void the void looks back
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Gonna head out gents. Might be back later. Happy posting!
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>>738918655
course i have to dude its my job

>day 3
>"anon!"
>pls no b0ss
>"can you watch class 5-205 while the substitute gets here"
sure
>fuck dude a whole class
>get there
>shit was ok actually everyone was quite and calm
>but
>"So what are you exactly?"
>look over to see a snek girl
>awww
>i miss my aunts pet snek
oh, well im a human and im part of the mammal family and such
>"neat"
>*thud*
looks like your teacher is here time to leave
>"bye weird human thing"
bye snek grill
>today was pretty neat
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>>738919284
So how common are humans exactly? I've never seen one
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>>738919495
Well my dude im the only one

that i know of atleast
fucking trip at a Hispanic church and bust my head and im stuck in a world full of weird fucks
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>>738919660
Damn man. Whatever a hispanic is, I think I want one
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>>738919740
go for it just dont be a janitor shits not cool only freindo i got is a snek and my mop
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>>738919284
Try to lick it all off.
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>>738919973
I need more stories, you've given me a hunger that cannot be sated. Please, I must know more about this mop and snek
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>>738920284
>day 4
>"Anon!, the coffe machine went bezerk and spilled cofee everywhere COME CLEAN IT UP!"
On it chief
>well at least its a normal task
>Front office it is my dude
>"hey anon~"
hey whats up Ms Kens
>god its Ms kens
>she was the one who pointed you towards this job and even put in a good word for you
>"i heard that you watched my baby yesterday in science"
You mean the one that asked me what i was?
>"yeah thats her, anyway the machine is on the last door to the right of that hall"
>MISSION COMPLETE
well seems like the job is done
>"ANON! THE GYM NEEDS TO BE CLEANED WE HAVE PEPRALLY IN 2 HOURS"
And you wait to tell me now?
>" Dont back talk to me mister, just do it"
shit

>forward to the gym
>helloisitmeyoulookingfor.png
>there is no end to the of the sea of white
>"yeah sorry bout that"
>that made me jump out of my shoes
>"looks like the wrestling team got a little bit carried away, sorry bout than janitor"
B-but its all just cum
>"most of the wrestlers are gay" the coach says as he takes a sip of coke
>now that im talking to him i get a look at him
>this niggas a fucking fat pig thats it
>how is he a coach
well i better get started Mop dont fail me now
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>>738921595
Godspeed Mr. Mop
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M U L T I O C E A N D R I F T I N G
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>>738921943
>forgets link, fucking kms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9NB_kENBhs
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>>738921814
nigga i have no idea where im going with this

this is the first time i even tried writing a story

>day 5
>FUCKING BULLSHIT
>"Ohmygod"
>"hey man close the door"
Chad i swear to what ever god you worship im going to talk to the principle about your stall fuckings if you dont fucking stop jizzing all over the ceiling
>"cmon man your being a big asshole right now i do this all the time its cool"
nigga if you dont chill out with them some bad stuff is gonna happen, first what makes you think that im going to keep cleaning your spunk every time you dont shoot it into that fox huuh
>"hey dont i get a say in this"
no you dont cause i can deal with some fox saliva not freaking horse jizz, besides its really starting to get in the way of you training for the football season your coach told me to talk to you since he's to lazy to do it
>nigga is in this worlds taco bell rn
>"ARRRGH fine ill stop it but my dad will hear about this"
fine
>time to go and get rid of that wasp nest next to the cafeteria

>"Anon watcha doing"
nothing little snek grill nothing
>"im not a snek im a SNAKE and my name is Vivian"
well Vivian im trying to kill these wasp
>"well anyway my mom wanted you to get this"
>OHSHITNIGGAMYFIRSTPAYCHECK
Oh yeah boi
>you pick up your mop and slap the shit outa the wasp nest
>they did not survive
Im out peace suckkas
>that was my first week of work
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