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Not all of us live in some fantasy land where you get to feel

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Not all of us live in some fantasy land where you get to feel like a normal fucking human being and actually touch the opposite sex.
Some of us are cursed to be fucking alone and feel like fucking subhuman shit becuase girls literally won't even let us hug them.
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>>738907644
>Sad anon gets dubs
>can't get dubs for the life of me
>Crying kek
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>>738907644
Timestamp or it isnt you
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I feel you bud.
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Why are you complaining on 4chan? Go see a therapist, theyspecialize is listening to people complain. ;)
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>>738907644
work on yourself without relating it to women. become a better person, focus on growth.
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You fookin pussy op!
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>>738908137
It's obviously bait Anon.
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>>738907644
Be yourself, don't let outside influence distract you. Learn to live alone and you will be happy. Never rely on somebody else to feel joy.
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>>738907644

>People sad/mad because they can't/don't get pussy or haven't "found love"
>People sad/mad because they think that pussy is the only thing and there is no love

Buh
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Then fucking change it you (today) disgusting waste of flesh
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well you cant just walk up to a girl and hug her. thats not how it works.
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All a male needs is to be confident and to be clever (in other words, sense of humor, or just being clever, you know, if you aren't a naturally funny guy) to get a girl of some kind.
Now if you want an attractive girl, you just repeat this like 500 times. It isn't easy, but it does work. I'm no expert on women, and have not been in many relationships, but that's mostly cause I've focused on my career and haven't had the time/energy.

Confidence and cleverness.

And as far as confidence, "if you can't be confident, at least act confident." That's the best advice I've received, in regards to everything, including your career.
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>>738908096
i feel ya
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>>738907644
Power lift. You don't need to have ripped abs to gain muscle and strength. Plus, there are actually women that go for these types of guys over the typical cut look. Just like every chubby thread on here there are women looking at guys like this
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dude at least you are honest.
its matter of time you will get a cute latina gf
peace
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>>738907644
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>>738907644
Die
Someone said you killed yourself a couple of months back. I was pleased.
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>>738908733
>"if you can't be confident, at least act confident."

Truest words ever spoken. You'd be surprised how people will treat you differently if you start walking and carrying yourself more astutely. Also, work on a really winning charming smile, or at least a devilish smirk if you can muster it OP, you sad sack of shit.
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>>738907644
False. Prostitutes will do anything for you

In fact women will do anything it just depends on how much you're willing to pay them
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>>738909426
>Prostitutes will do anything for you
False. 90% will not kiss or do anal. Also, choking is out of the equation unanimously.
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>>738909524
Wtf. So you can rip their vag up but kisses are too far.
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>>738908096
it's not that difficulty, you just have to believe in yourself
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>>738909633
women are more sensitive to bad smells, and your teeth smell worse than you think
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>>738909818
My bf literally brushes his teeth like once a month and I cant smell anything
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>>738907644
natural selection
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>>738909633
Over 40 hookers under my belt, I speaketh the truth. Most of them won't kiss because "I don't know where their mouth has been" and won't do anal because they were either molested in the backdoor and that's their nono zone, or they say some stupid shit like "I have to save something for my future husband".

Tranny prostitutes are down for anything except hitting or hard choking. All choking for me is hard, so... :/
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>>738908899
You just got double dubs faggot
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>>738909897
Because you are too busy licking his asshole that the smell of his mouth is not even noticeable.
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>>738907644
Anon it's clear you hate yourself and think you're worthless.

Well, if you hate yourself then other people will hate you too. If you want to be loved, first you need to love yourself.

How do you do that? Work at it. Take steps to improve your life and expand your comfort zone, and fake it till you make it. If you want specific advice feel free to ask me.
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>>738907644
Someone needs to jack off.
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>>738908899
Witnessed
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itt
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>>738909037
Because that's what the dating pool needs. Another beefed up, high test manlet with emotional baggage and social autism.

Get fucked with a cactus.
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>>738909395
This

Fake it till you make it.
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>>738908333
TRIPS
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>>738908050
Upvote
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>>738907644
Protip Mikey - Fix yourself before you start worrying about women. And yes one part of fixing yourself means losing weight and another is getting a job.
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>>738910445
Reddit plz go
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>>738907644
nobody likes a whiner
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>>738908096
How long have you been on 4chan? If you post frequently enough, statistically, there's no way you won't get dubs.
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>>738910125
I don't lick bum
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>>738911555
>>738911555
>>738911555
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>>738907644
learn to use dubs properly faggot
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>>738907644
Historically, only about half of men ever had sex.
The advent of paired marriage for life fixed that a bit for a while, but the modern no fault divorce, women all sleeping with whoever they like whenever culture is kinda bringing it back to what it was. Women think they are just sleeping with more guys, more freedom, byu the reality is, they are all just sleeping with the same guys as one another.
So, this whole thing isn;t a recent development, it's the survival of the fittest, original state of men.
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>>738911555
Kek has spoken.
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>>738907644
who is this? chris?

it's okay you made this thread, i just want to know who would use my picture.
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>>738913110
Wait... this is you in the picture?
I heard you an heroed a month back.
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>>738908137
>Picture of crying man that's not op=fake story
Good one
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>>738913208
yes it's me. is this chris? who is this
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>>738913282
It's a copy pasta. I saw this story posted before.
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>>738907644
Take a shower. Clean yourself up. Brush your teeth regularly and use mouthwash. Exercise regularly, and eat a balanced diet. Go outdoors every day and get some sun on your face. Stop feeling sorry for yourself, and stop boring the opposite sex with your self-centered tales of woe. No one likes a "poor, pitiful me" sob story that centers around you and you alone. Being with someone should be an uplifting experience, not a colossal drag. Women like a man with self-confidence, not someone who whines and feels sorry for himself all the time.

So, clean yourself up and quit whining, bitching, pissing, and moaning. Be someone who others enjoy being around. Avoid self-pity.
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>be me
>post this thread
>nobody is nice to me

>someone else posts it
>everyone is nice

what the actual fuck
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>>738915232
its because you haven't told us anything about how you treat other people.

if its becacuse you were raised that way, I was raised to stay alive despite how they raised you.
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>>738915232
This fag expected /b/ to be nice. What a new fag.
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>>738915232

Why do you keep making these threads? Do you have some kind of craving for degradation and abuse? Do you derive sexual release from it, somehow?
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Hey, does OP have a -chan name yet? You know: Sad-chan, Depression-chan, Incel-chan... something like that.
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>>738915873
no i expected them to be mean

that's why i was surprised when everyone was being nice to the person who posted as me
>>738915554
>if its becacuse you were raised that way
what are you referencing.

idk how i treat others, sometimes really nice but then i force people to abuse me because i overwhelm them with my depression.
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>>738907644
Maybe you should kill yourself seems like the only thing to do
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>>738916074
i didn't make this thread, hence the timestamp to which you're replying saying i didn't make it

no i definitely don't like abuse and it doesn't do anything to me sexually
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>>738915232
have you ever considered that the problem is not the women that won't pityfuck you but yourself?
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Eh don't give up you'll get pussy one day I don't know maybe try dick?
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Your looks dont matter just dont be a fucking loser
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>>738907644
I am in a long term relationship with someone I love very much, and I'm an awkward, nerdy, lives-at-home fuck. If I can do it, you can too OP
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>>738907644
Whoa, where to start....

- Learning to live alone is the 1st rule. You never know when things can go south (breakups, death, or even distance for some time), so make sure you can live with yourself first. Because if you don't, you will be a burden on her. Getting a girl will not solve your problems, so get them fixed first. Seek professional help (therapy) if you can.
- Most girls want to feel safe around you, even when they are a strong woman type. Safe can be physical, emotional or financial. Pick one and eventually you'll get a girl who is looking for someone safe in that area.
- The more good-looking you are, the wider is the range of girls available. Invest on this or accept it.
- Learn social skills. Body language, speech tone, chivalry, posture. Dealing with people is inevitable, so go and learn it.

You might fail sometimes, but that's part of the process. Keep going and you'll get there.

Remember: you own your future. Make it happen.
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>>738907644
OP is a fag
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Stop being such a fucking faggot no girl wants to hear your shitty sob stories maybe then youll have a chance
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>>738908294
sometimes you can't, family members can bring you down but you just cant get away from em without getting into it.
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>>738907644
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
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>>738918246
Care to elaborate on why your family is a drag?
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>>738907644
kys OP, you'll never get the pusi
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>>738918079
who the fuck wants to pay a woman for love.
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wait so you're lesbian
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wait no you're just too big of a faggot to kill yourself?
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die
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just go to tijuana and bang some cheap ass hookers. not missing out on much
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Try visiting /fit and not this cat~a~comb of cancer and maybe people would like you. You sound like a whiny liberal crying about problems they can fix
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>>738909037
Don't fall for this meme, starting lifting 2 years ago, probably an objective 6-7/10, but I still feel like shit all the time, and leave my apartment basically only to go to work and go grocery shopping
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>>738907644
Start jogging around the neighborhood. Play Pokemon GO if you have to. Bad neighborhood? Go to the fucking park. Now here's the important part: lower your fucking standards! Pussy is pussy.
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>>738919802
>Now here's the important part: lower your fucking standards! Pussy is pussy.

No way. That's for cowards. Don't be afraid of a challenge, go for what you want!
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>>738920254
True words of a virgin. If you do ever find yourself a woman, she most likely already lowered her standards.
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All of us die. But not all of us live.
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>>738907644

mate trust me when i say i know where you're coming from. There's an old addage that i'll paraphrase "If you chase women, they will simply run. If you chase your dreams, the women will chase you."

tl;dr become skilled, dive into a profession you enjoy doing. Trust me, i say this as a 150 pound 6'0" pasty white dude if you are excited and passionate and appear ambitious women will gravitate to you regardless of looks.

Shit is tough man, i know. I have dealt with depression most of my adult life, you're not alone in this. Please know, You Are Not Alone. But it gets better. It will get better.
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This is like the 4th time I've seen this picture with a self depreciating story.
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unless you're a 10/10 stud with six-pack abs, you're only allowed to be flirting with #4

nerds don't get babes

know your place nerd
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>>738915232
start lifting
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>>738915232
Tell me about your daily routine. I feel suicidal every day.
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>>738907644

Fully convinced you're a troll now OP. Although posting yourself and timestamping helped the illusion that this wasn't a troll thread for awhile.
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Just do a shit load of steroids ffs
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>>738921510
it's not even me who posted today
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>>738921681

I was in your thread yesterday where you talked about $9K on a worthless camwhore.
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>>738921510
It's a copypasta obviously Anon. And people fall for the bait.
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>>738921744
yeah that was me
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>>738921751

Nah he posted a pic with himself holding up his phone with the time and date.
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>>738921510
I am the OP and yes I can confirm this post is fake. I saw this thread a month ago and decided to copy pasta it.
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>>738921824

Out the camwhore that snubbed you after the $9K
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>>738907644
Bitch, go fap. Once you get that sexual frustration off, look for excercise and dieting routines. Work your ass of, get some hobbies and aspirations and everything else will come slowly. If you don't give a shit about yourself enough to make a change, don't expect a fucking model 10/10 girl to just "love you for who you are". You have not, are and will not achieve shit by asking people for empathy, or crying your face out in the internet. Sincerely, You need to be told this.
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>>738909395
>>738908733
>>738909037

ugly virgins detected, you don't have gf's because you have a busted ass face
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>>738921959
she hasn't been online in a month

still hold out hope she'll text me again but i definitely shouldn't. even though she blocked me after fucking $9000 i can't bring myself to do that to her
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>>738921905
There is a reason it says "sad no gf guy.jpg" on the OP post. Usually this same guy (or trolls) post things this guy would say.
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>>738920720
good for you
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>>738922089

You should dude. She's garbage.
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>>738909125
speaking for all latinas i doubt it
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>>738922568
here's the last thing she said
>>738922646
yeah i've been rejected by enough latinas to know that'll never happen. don't worry i'm not that fucking retarded
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>>738922963

MAN, I have GOT to see the other texts you exchanged with her now. This is fascinating.
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>>738915232

I know that feel OP. Fucking people...you do it, they shit on you. Someone else does it and they're helpful and kind AF.
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i was like you once. i did 3 simple things. 1) most importnatnly since i lacked confidene i just pretended i had some and acted it. so i just felt like i was acting out and being funny, while everyone just thought i grew a pair of balls. 2) be an asshole. chicks dig it. i dont know why, but they do. 3) smoke ciggerettes and do drugs. dont tell me you want to keep your body healthy because if you feel this way now you obviously arent. just try it. this forces you to be around people, and eventually even by chance someone will ask you or a cig or some coke and you will strike up a conversation because while you are knocking back a few lines out of a hookers ass crack together you are forced to be in the same room where you can start a convo.
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>>738922963
that's the last thing, happened a week ago

she never unblocked my phone from then. she sent some snaps (which she sent to all her members) and she read my responses but never replied. i worry that she'll block my snap if i talk to her again

so i guess it's over.
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>>738923933
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>>738923933
Never talk to me again
>unblock me afterThursday

How cucked can one man be? Sad!
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>>738907644
>take a shower every day
>brush your teeth thrice a day
>try to eat healthy
>get outside for even an hour a day
>shave and dress as clean as possible
It's not that hard. There is no single major thing you can change about yourself that will make girls interested (besides money). It takes a lot of small things that will add up to making your more appealing. If you have personality problems don't like physical issues pile on top of that.
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>>738924228
okay yeah. i'll never talk to her again.
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>>738923994

Okay but I want to see the texts where you were threatening suicide and the stuff that made her upset enough to block you.
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>>738907644
Just go on Tinder you newfag
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>>738924824
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>>738924990
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>>738924990

MOOOOOORE. I want to see the cuddling convo.
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>>738909960
GFE, cost more but as mentioned earlier, everyone has a price.

OP, if you cant date on based on your charisma, you can save moolah and buy a GFE pro. Hell, buy her frequently and you might get a discount. Pro's are cheaper in the long run than a GF or Wife anyhow
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>>738924990
oh god anon
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>>738920499
>True words of a virgin.

lol that's fair. But if you must have sex why waste time with dogs? You risk stds, babies, drama for someone you don't even really like. I'd rather be picky and get less pussy.
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>>738923933
>leave me alone
>I guess its over

no shit
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>>738907644

get a dog, for real, 100x better than grills, better than antidepressants too, you will then know what unconditional love is all about, and even if you were brad pitt you would never know that from any girl
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>>738924990
I cringed so hard I turned into a black hole
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>>738925422
better fuck too
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>>738925103
yeah she was pretty fucking savage
>>738925139
not much, it was on mfc
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>>738911738
This guys in the know
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>>738922089

dayum, 9000$ on a camwhore? that is some sheeit right there. hope you saved the vids at least to post on TPB or xhamster
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>>738925751
wow that bitch played you hard. She's doing it for attention
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New meme?
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>>738907644
get a new fake photo, whine-o
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>>738926144
>>738915232
learn to read the threado, fucktardo
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>>738907644
Try this, they'll help you at least...
https://taqu.de.aliexpress.com/store/1950094?spm=2114.10010108.0.31.YRcofg
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>>738907644
believe me dude, i've had plenty of sex and i feel like killing myself every fucking day. getting to touch a woman won't cure what you have
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She doesn't give a shit about you, none of them do about anyone on camsites, all anybody are is potential money
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>>738925751
>>738924990
>>738922963

Thank you for sharing this. This is your best thread to date (even if it's technically not your thread since you didn't start it).
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>>738926495
sure thing. hope you had some laughs
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>>738926669

Was this your first time on a camsite? I'll admit, I have spent thousands on MFC too but it was over several years and on various models.
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>>738927116
it was over the course of 5 months
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>>738927371

Did you at least get some good private shows or picture sets out of it or was it all public tips?
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>>738907644
Do it faggot
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>>738927991
got a lot of custom snaps. i bought some candy panties and a bra that she wore. some letters. a plushy toy that smells like her and makes me cry to see/smell. some brownies and cookies she cooked.
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>>738907644
an hero OP
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>>738928138

OP your case is fascinating. I want you to be interviewed by a national publication, no joke. Although they would probably pussy out or put some SJW anti-male spin on it.
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>>738907644
If you take a shower, you might get to hug ur cousin.
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>>738907644
>girls literally won't even let us hug them.
Why would you want to hug girls? That's about as sexy as buying them tampons or shaking their hand. Maybe even less sexy since when you hug they have to smell you.

Hugging isn't how you get dates and it sure as fuck isn't how you get laid. It's something you do with friends or relatives. Maybe with the wife after the romance is gone.
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>>738928138
wtf
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>>738928138

How did you get that $9K to spend on her?
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>>738907644
try taking a shower losing some fucking weight and shaving off that ugly as fuck facial hair and youll stand a better chance you lowlife
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Check my trips.
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>>738928911
Eh I'll settle for dubs.
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>>738928966
Would you look at that. Double dubs.
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>>738929069
Would you look at that. 69.
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Ugh you again piss off
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>>738915873
>new fag

Newfag
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>>738928374
there's no reason to interview me
>so uh why do you think you're 26 and never hugged a girl
>because i'm incredibly unattractive
>oh yeah good point
end interview
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>>738928719
what
>>738928729
i have a job
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>>738907644
You just have a shit personality.

What you look like doesn't matter as much as having some confidence and care about who you are rather than trying to appease other people.

You desperately want someone to love you, and that shows every time you're around someone, which deters them. Just learn to be okay as yourself and with yourself. Don't approach people as if you need them, just approach them with interest and see where it goes.

If you're fat, you're not necessarily screwed just because of that. There are some girls that are really into that. I'm "attractive" by conventional standards, but my coworker surprisingly wasn't into me at all like that. We talked about it and she told me she's really into husky dudes, and her husband is one. The only downside is she's sort of weird in the head a little but she's still cute and fun to be around.

So cute girls liking fat dudes is normal. But you just gotta lower your standards a bit.

If you're ugly, same deal. You might only find girls who aren't very conventionally beautiful either, but you can't be picky if you're over here saying you're cursed.
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i'll never get a boyfriend, someone who loves me, someone i can love
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>>738927116
i don't understand this shit
for 9k you can sleep with actual women that are hotter
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>>738920960
Literally all of those are degenerate.

But what's cool is I can actually say that and be allowed to be picky.

I'm glad to be gifted with slight attractiveness but mostly just social and physical awareness of what is appealing and what isn't.

It's like cutting a diamond. Just a little attractiveness inside there is enough to work with and shine if you know what to do with it. (Clean up, get a decent haircut, a sense of style, develop a likable personality and become at least kind of mentally stable in social situations)

Feels good.

But it's really not a gift, it's something I worked towards. Some people just like complaining about what they don't have instead of working towards getting it
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>>738907644
You sound like the next contestant on.... "The Supreme Gentleman!"
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>>738920960
are you kidding me?
2, 3, and 5 are disgusting

1 is like borderline acceptable
i'm not even close to in shape myself and i wouldn't lower my standards to that shit
also i regularly get pussy anyway
it's more of a state of mind than anything else
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>>738924990
Thanks for making me feel better about myself.

Sometimes I feel like a social failure for small things, but then I remember people like this ACTUALLY exist and never socially grew up past 6th grade.

At least I'm not this fucking guy.
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>>738907644
JUST WORK ON YOURSELF. SET GOALS FOR YOUR LIFE AND FOLLOW THEM. WOMEN WANT A PASSIONATE MAN WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HIMSELF, HIS HOBBIES AND HIS LIFE. JUST TRY AND THEM TRY HARDER TO BE WHO YOU WANT - WHAT YOU DO TO PLEASE OTHER PEOPLE AKA WOMEN. GOD DAMNIT.
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>>738928653
I think the idea is that hugs are the most basic sense of physical touch. It means literally nothing other than a very small association of friendship enough to warrant a small touch.

But the guy can't even get the simplest thing because he cant into socializing with girls
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>>738907644
This is probably going to sound stupid to some people, but I'm genuinely curious.

Do real human beings exist that actually have trouble socializing with women? Like they're literally just people, all you have to do is open your mouth and say words like you would to literally anyone else.

Is the whole "hugless virgin beta" meme just a troll?
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>>738931835
no, it's real
i used to be like that until i decided to say fuck to china
put balls to the well and went from almost no sex to 30 girls in 7 months
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>>738931212
Sameo
seems like some people have to spend 9000$ to get thrown back to reality.
I never had 9000$ to spend on such an illusion so maybe there is a correlation for that
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>>738931428
yes this is what i meant
>>738931835
yeah i exist, i timestamped and everything. not it's not even a fucking troll it's real fucking life
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>>738931835
your teacher, chef and the president are just people too.

See the relationship?
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>>738907644
If you want yourself to be better, put in work and effort.
If you simply wish to wallow in your own despair among like-minded brethren, >>>/r9k/ is down the hall and to the left, and I'll see you there.
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>>738907644
Just work your ass off in construction. Lose weight, make good money, gain self respect and a special lady friend in the process. Key is to work your fuckin ass off.
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>>738907644
Oh boo hoo you stupid cunt

You're the type that will never be happy so you better just stop trying to think getting your dick wet will solve anything.
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>>738907644
That must suck for you. I just had sex.
Pic related
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>>738907644
Cheer up anon! Here is a picture of my goat, Eddie.

Life's not as bad as it may seem, and that's because you literally have unlimited options. You are alive, and in control of yourself? How sick is that? If you have a goal, there's literally nothing stopping you from working towards it and achieving it. Besides, you're not even ugly you're just depressed - lol.
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>>738907644
What's his story? Why did he cry?
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>>738907644

Ah the ignorance of youth. YOu think your problems can be solved by the loving embrace or open legs of another human being.

But they're equally as flawed as you. The pleasure they give is only temporary. And then you realise your problems and loneliness are coming from within and that an external solution can't fix it.

Some "alphas" hoot and holler about how they get pussy, but all they do is shovel shit into a bottomless pit. Its similar to how rich people lord it over poor people - as though money and material possessions mean everything.

well i can tell you as someone who is pretty rich, and had my fair share of pussy in my younger days, It all means jack shit. Stop looking outside for your happiness. and start looking inside.
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>everyone wants a GF
>i just want to break up with mine
>i can't because she would kill herself
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>>738933615
It's nice to see an insightful post every now and then on 4chan
But yeah OP, personality is malleable, looks aren't even a major issue and confidence and everything else comes from within
I have a mate who's legit done modelling and could legit pull any bird he likes
Surprisingly, he doesn't get that much action (compared to what he could get) cause he has anxiety and can't speak to birds that well
It's all in the mindset
I don't know what you see every person as but stop with the inferiority complex man, annoying as fuck
Everyone's flawed
Not everyone bothers to identify and fix these flaws
I mean legitimately why are you making a thread about how much of a sad sack you are wallowing in self pity when you could be actually beneficially change yourself
Go to a gym
Just go outside for a walk
Socialise (with family if you have no friends)
Get a job
There's loads of things you could be doing
Shit OP stop wasting time
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>>738933901
I want to kill myself too.

Let's us go with a Mexican standoff.
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>>738933901
Eh, fuck her
Call suicide prevention if you think she'll actually go through with it
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>>738910381
Fake it till you make it only goes so far

Then you start having to be honest around eachother because you're wasting so much of eachothers time assuming the other wants to do the same dumb shit you do and vice versa.

Then comes the point you start being yourself and she goes "What the fuck happened to you, you've changed"
You fake it well enough till you actually know eachother or else you're just two idiots lying to themselves into thinking they're happy.


People enjoy people who enjoy doing whatever it is that they do. If they don't like what you do, fuck em. Waste of time for anything other than a one off smash.
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>>738934382
i live in a country where there isn't a public service about suicidal peoole
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>>738925103
>>738925139
>>738925223
>>738925535
>>738926495
>>738931212
Are you guys retarded this is so old
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>>738930037

What line of work are you in?

>>738929904

I have been interviewing you this whole thread and it's been damned interesting. Unlike the fucking tards in the thread whose only contribution is "kill yourself" and other stupid shit.
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To lazy to make a thread. I need ways to kill myself as fast. Preferably painless. Anyone have any suggestions?
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>>738934736
Bro if your bird is emotionally blackmailing you to stay then things are only going to get worse, esp saying she's going to khs that's toxic as fuck
Anyway look at it this way if she's going to commit suicide over her bf leaving her she's going to kermit later on in life anyway even if you stay, bitch be fucked up mentally kidda
That and there are laws in place that make this illegal (the whole emotional blackmail suicide thing) hence why I said call the police if it's that desperate
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>>738915232
didn't you want to kill yourself? How comes you're still here?
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>>738934780
Talking of old sad sacks, does brandon still post threads any more? Those threads always naused me right off
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>>738907644
> be subhuman
> be treated subhuman

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ checks out
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Thinking a woman will solve the misery. Ha!
Why would "you" want a woman to feel sorry for your ass?
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>>738907644
Hey fagg,

How does it feel to know that a guy like me has had sex with over 1000 women?
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>>738913282
its been a meme for a while. although i did hear that sad boy an hero'd a while ago
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>>738936392
Your family reunion doesn't count.
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>>738934817
pharmacy

glad you enjoyed learning specifics about my pathetic existence
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>>738936392
fleshlights don't count
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>>738937002
Is that what you did?

Thanks for the top tip and stop fucking your family members.
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>>738936392
you look like a mix of edgy teen country nigger and regular nigger. women do love their dogshit human beings I would believe you have had sex atleast one but more then once is questionable
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>>738936392
I doubt it fluffer.
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>>738937380
Stay mad, virgins :)
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>>738933313
>off by 2
Also nice goat anon
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>>738907644
And? Shit or get off the pot.
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