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ITT: Your ideal mating partner

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT: Your ideal mating partner
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This 1000%
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this is me and her on our honeymoon
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>>738904054
Bruh why the fuck this bitches arms on backwards?
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Nudes m8?
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Eva Green
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>>738904054
Victoria Justice
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Why does /b/ never bring up Sabrina Carpenter? She is objectively the cutest thing Disney has ever produced.
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>>738906723
Just, no.
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>>738906424

who is this?
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>>738906723
oh my god what the fuck is that thing
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Amanda
Any. fucking. day.

She's what I call a woman.
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>>738906723
I'm pretty sure she looks average AF without makeup, and i'm not into 10y old body.
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>>738907032
Maryjane
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>>738907085
>>738906930
>Not recognizing the supreme beauty of Sabrina Carpenter

What are you, a couple of faggots?
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>>738907909
christ, put her down already
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>>738907246
>I'm pretty sure she looks average AF without makeup
Name 5 female celebrities that don't.

>and i'm not into 10y old body
I guess you're into landwhales then? Who is your celebrity crush?
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>>738907984
Obviously you're a nigger lover.
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A goddess among humans. Would impregnate daily.
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>>738904054
A sexy skater chick please.
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>>738906055
You son de la bitch. Eva Green is my waifu.
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>>738908770
Baba Booey
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>>738907909
Sweet fuck, they made quasimodo real.
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>>738908770
who's that guy?
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/thread
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>>738908996
I'm willing to bet you've got a bit of Celtic ancestry in you, huh? Maybe some slavic? Show me your celebrity crush.
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>>738904054
>My gf
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>>738907830
Oooh, nice.
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>>738909208
kek
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Good hips and great feeders
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some of you have fucking abysmal taste in women
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>>738909985
Ironic anon is ironic....
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>>738909876
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>>738904054
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>>738909985
nehh
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>>738910159
t. sour graping incel

>2/10 would not bang amirite?
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>>738908996
I dont see Maisy Williams here
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>>738910291
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>>738910159
i bet you wouldnt touch this with a ten foot pole right anon?
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>>738910378
Her tattoos ruin her, but she looks like a cute cartoon character
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>>738909985
Now imagine her in 10 years with no makeup and ask who has worse taste..
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>>738910449
it's ok to be gay anon
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>>738906055
>>738908698
The only movie scene tits I have ever jerked to
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>>738904054

A little girl? You fucking idiot...
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>>738910473
So I'm gay for liking her and others are gay for disliking her?
You must just like gay men
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>>738910466
all women age like shit, it's a known fact.

the only ones who dont are the ones who have money.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13427201
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>>738908515
has she posted any actual nudes?
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>>738910632
What a fucking waste
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>>738909146
trans gender Alex Jones
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>>738910680
Sadly not
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Milana Vayntrub
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>>738911192
At first I hadn't realized how much of a titmonster she was.

CHESTLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>738907235
>>738907830
>>738909985
>>738910339
>>738910473
all other are trash
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>>738908674
She was a s8er gurl he said see ya l8r gurl
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>>738911466
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>>738911192
Would switch to AT&T for her.
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i win
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>>738906424
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My lover
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on the right
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bow faggots
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>>738912404
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>>738904204
more
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>>738912267
that's gross anon
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>>738906723
She looks like a fuckin stop sign
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>>738904054

> dat suction cup tho
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>>738906723
Yea
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>>738907830
Yes please
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Thin waist, hip flare out, perfect c cup
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>>738913165
>c cup
>perfect
pick one
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Horde whore.
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>>738913053
Who is this anyway
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>>738913402
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>>738911998
>large breasts
>pretty face
pick one
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>>738913472
No clue
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>>738910758
is dat sugar cookie?
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>>738913612
Love this girl
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>>738913621
yea
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>>738913535
>>738913402
further proof that Horde > Alliance
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>>738910159
2008 called. It wants its meme back.
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>>738904054
>ITT: Your ideal mating partner

Don't judge me
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>>738913866

Not gonna lie, that's a tremendous cock.
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>>738913612
Aha...all I can find is "cute kaitlyn"
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She's perfect!
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>>738914363
Anyone else think so?
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>>738904204
Too young, maybe with 8 or 10 years more
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>>738914295
Yep, I don't think that's her name though. Wish I knew more
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>>738914403
No.
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>>738914403
no
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Right here.
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my ideal mating partner? honestly pic related
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Alina is life
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>>738914403
that's a manly face
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>>738914284
Word. Don't you just want to fuck it????
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>>738914746
>death by snu snu
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>>738914605
>>738914628
>>738914903
Like either of her friends? I'd impregnate all of them given the chance.
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>>738912404
Moar
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>>738915105
Far left is ok
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THIS!
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>>738915225
Yeah she is my first pick.
>>738914403
>>738914363
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>>738904054
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>>738915687
sauce?
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>>738915402
Her porn vids ain't that bad tbh
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>>738910632
Na. Women peak at different ages. Some don't hit their stride until late 30s. Women are shit in bed until their 30s, dont hit sexual peak until after that sometimes 40s.
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I'm surprised that this thread isn't filed with waifus.
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>>738916431
oh my lord yes! australian?
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>>738914403
Hell no
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>>738916717
Yes indeed. What gave it away?
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R8
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>>738912535
yes- if she was like a foot shorter.
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>>738916805
oh my god she is gorgeous. just looked like a typical australian street with wrx parked across the road
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>>738916954
good eye
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>>738916805
>>738916431
>>738917243
moar!
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>>738917243
Paint face.
Profit.
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>>738917662
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>>738917903
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>>738918479
>>738917903
thank you!
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>>738918696
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>>738917243
>>738917903
>>738918479

All of these look like really good shops by someone who didn't quite understand what an acceptable change in skin tone looked like

and they're all just a real cunt who cakes on the makeup

looks fine here tho

>>738918918

maybe it's the lighting.
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>>738918918
Happy fapping.
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>>738912267
sauce?
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>>738919000
Trips and I hear ya. I care less about the face and more about that body though.
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>>738910339
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>>738908770
As a male,you'd have to rape it. Female on female doesn't breed.
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>>738910758
>>738913717
>>738915937
Mein Negers
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>>738919008
thanks bro. this girl makes me diamonds!
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>>738904054
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>>738906147
Perfection
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>>738919390
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>>738908770
Fat pig
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>>738906723
Yeah right. Let me introduce you to Dove Cameron.
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>>738920778
And there's the winner folks
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>>738920778
Perfect
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>>738920869
>>738920932
You may also like ThatPoppy (I know I do)
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>>738921006
damn!
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All the this
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no joking, I am madly in love with Willow Smith
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>>738913053

Forget about the girl; She likes Linux, Wii and NES. I'm already in love! lol
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>>738904054
Something like this
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>>738922713
This!
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>>738922732
literally, nappy headed ho
and clearly visible stretch marks already, that marbling will be out of control by 30
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>>738922732
Trying haaaarrrrd not to judge you, but goddamn... that face makes me thing uncle Phil is gonna throw you out the fucking door.
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>>738916431
do you have more of her feet? shes delicious
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>>738923289
>makes me thing
>thing
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>>738921285
I guess I'm the only oldfag that gets this
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>>738922108
diamonds anon. nudes?
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>>738912267
Virgins will say eww
Experienced men will say fuck yes
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>>738923285
I fapped so hard to this movie
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>>738908770
looks like Q from IJ
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>>738923271
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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