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Alright /b/, I have a legitimate concern my younger brother is

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Alright /b/, I have a legitimate concern my younger brother is the second coming of Chris chan. I'll answer questions, and you can decide.

Where do you want me to start?
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Show us his creations. Comics, arts,vids whatever. But its gotta be OC
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>>738892994
Just greentext some of his shenanigans and post his art with them
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>>738893584
I live in an apartment, I would totally show his art if I had immediate access to it. He draws a lot of Undertale garbage, which is why I definitely think a problem is beginning to form.
>>738893690
I can greentext a story real quick before this thread 404s, hold up.
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Meanwhile you could tell us his age.
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I don't know what to call him, so fake name raffle: Joey.

>>738894519
shit man i dont know, like mid-puberty age

>Joey is related to me, not by blood but by law.
>Was an interesting character for a multitude of reasons.
>His brother, related to him also by law, told me a story about Joey's pre-medicated days.
>Apparently he smeared shit on the wall.
I know saying that right up front isn't a way to gain your guys' trust, but I swear it's true.
>It was when he was younger, so it could really go both ways for me.
>I could choose to think nothing of it, since it was a long time ago. I do.

Posting this part of the story to the thread before it 404s, this tale doesn't end here.
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thats a high level accusation OP
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>>738895485
go on
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Well I also threw my shit out of the 2nd floor when I was like 2 and im not that autistic but go on.
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>>738896044
He wasn't as young where shit-flinging is acceptable, older.

cont. from >>738895485
>Time goes by, he's just a socially awkward guy, choosing to bond most with his few friends and myself.
>I hadn't moved out yet at the time, and I'm sharing a room with him.
>Not a small room by any means, but the same room nonetheless. Not a big house.
>It's the late end of 2015, and I find out about a game, it grazes my path once and I think nothing of it.
>Turns out this game is soon to be a big deal.
>Undertale.
>I only remember the name barely, and think it's just some old 2013 indie title.
>At the time my parents had divided custody since I was just barely still a minor.
>He is absolutely fucking RAVING about this maybe 7-8/10 pretty good indie game.
>Think of it as just a trend.
>Boy was I wrong.
>Oh boy was I FUCKING wrong.

Seems like just a normal story so far but it keeps going downhill, will continue as I write.
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>>738896620
Bump
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Hoping for the shitstorm and some art.
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>>738896620
OP please keep delivering
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>>738895485
>Apparently he smeared shit on the wall.
That just some mild retardation nowhere close to Chris Chan levels of autism.
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>>738892994
Who the fuck is Chris
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>>738896620
> Undertale
Jesus Christ I already know where this is going.
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>>738896978
Speaking of Chris Chan level autism, I got some stories about a weird kid at my high school.

>he's 16
>going to be sophmore
>has neckbeard
>so socially awkward he shows me his hentai collection
>loves RWBY

And then one day... this happens.
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>>738897273
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>>738896978
It involves undertale stuff the shit smearing was just a sign i guess. I hope OPs fingers are typing the story rn cuz its 2 am here and i should be sleeping.
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What happened to Chris chann ???? What do u mean second coming
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>>738897337
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>>738897360
He's still out there and alive. He's even a fucking man-lesbian genderqueer transexual apache attack helicopter or whatever the fuck.
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>>738897360
Hes on a downhill now still drawing sonic pokemon and begging on patreon. His mother is dying as i heard.
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>>738897337
The link. Now.
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>>738897497
>>738897544
Info? Like where can I read about this
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>>738897401
http://imgur.com/gallery/6Sx3F
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>>738897689
Check his youtube channel
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>>738897600
Prepare for autism. https://m.imgur.com/gallery/6Sx3F
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>>738897695
HAHAWTF
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>>738897401
A Pillow and cough syrup will do the trick OP put him out of his misery before it escalates further
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>>738897695

Holy fuck that's bad
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>>738897273
https://imgur.com/gallery/6Sx3F
Oooo lord thank you for this gift.

But now seriously why are you surrounded by autists?
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>>738897758
I actually have his youtube channel. Just ask and I'll put it out there.
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>>738897695
I mean its some kids first try to draw porn its not that bad. He still have to learn and practice but hey its a start.
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>>738897925
Please good sir, could you "put it out there"?
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>>738897925
Need it
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>>738898083
Seconded.
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>>738898009
But this nigga in high school, this is fucking sad for a highschooler
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>>738898083
I got confused, I thought you meant my friend's youtube channel. Whoops.

Still, here it is:https://youtube.com/user/cheebs2001
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The skateboarder Chris chann right??
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>>738898257
If hes never drawn anything up to this day then why? I was thinking about drawing porn and my work would not be better either. You jave to start somewhere. Please do mind that I wouldnt do it because im obsessed but I want to make money and be a famous artist.
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>>738898257
This shit would but sad in elementary school let alone a high school.
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>>738898476
You can't draw very well, can you anon?
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>>738898476
>i dont do it for passion or fun, i just do it for benefits
Kys
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>For the weekend I'm there it's all he talks about, I'm mildly interested.
>A huge new game sweeping the internet that went under my radar is unfamiliar, I was an internet kid way back in the 2000s.
>He explains this game, the only reason he holds my interest is because I just want to know more about this game.
>Sounds alright, but I wouldn't choose to go out of my way to give it a whirl.
>I see his obcession as a just-because-its-popular style of thing.
I would like to take a second to point out that Undertale still has a strong following, not as enormous as before though.
>A few weeks pass.
>Maybe a month and a half or so.
>Christmas Eve is here, I relax with my family and set a present for my niece by the tree, I'll see her on New Years Eve.
>Since custody is devided my Mom chooses to open presents on Christmas Eve night.
>We eat and pass around presents.
>There wasn't any official Undertale merchandise store, or his dad must have not tried very hard to find one.
>Joey gets two Undertale Tee-shirts. One of Sans, another of Papyrus.
>They're both a little fucked up.
>The Sans one is of him when you fight, but it's on one of the flashing eye frames so his eye is yellow.
>The Papyrus one is a blurry mess, as if the seller had just grabbed the sprite straight out of the game's files, or online.
>He wears these with pride since they still fit him.

Also to the guy who's friend drew that porn, thank you for not cutting out the link. I kek'd so fuckin hard.
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>>738898745
oops forgot to make this a reply to the last post, this is op btw
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>>738898745
Got you my dude.

And good story.
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>>738898646
Well have a deviantart account and im not very proud of it

>>738898657
All right all right. I want to draw furry porn because i love that shit and making money with it would be awesome
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>>738898326
Wait.. so whose channel is this?
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>>738898349
That dolphin flip tho
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>>738898476
It is bad. Or he made it within 3 minutes of scetching.
Side question: do us high schooler not have drawing lessons? That is odd.
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>>738898896

Thank you for your honesty, follow your dreams anon
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>>738898896
>has deviant art account
>draws furries
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>>738898896
> Well have a deviantart account
Please, show us your creation anon.
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>>738897786
Holy shit that's gold
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>>738898745
Poor sod. Go on.
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>>738898922
The highschool kid who made porn's channel. I'm the guy who posted my steam DMs with him.
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>>738899231
God forgive me: http://jonnyb1250.deviantart.com/
For my own protection it was years ago when i was in middleschool and was a fan of mlp. However I am not today and I havent made a single piece of art since ages.
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>>738899724
I really don't know how to feel.
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>>738899724
Check the folders. I hid my shame there.
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i have waited long for the second coming of chris chan
i will wait for our Lords return
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>>738899724
You know what, the actual style here isn't that bad. Keep drawing, man.
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>>738899724
to be honest the rarity drawing is excellent
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>>738900010
all hail chris chan
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>>738899724
Well it's not awful. I'm ok with people drawing mlp as long as it's not porn. And anything with Bob Ross is nice.
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>>738899724
It's.. actually.. pretty nice.
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>>738897093
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>>738898745
OP there's worse stuff, right? This is just mild fanboying so far.
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>>738899329
I thought you were OP. my bad.
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>>738900576
Yeah I don't understand how this shit is Chris Chan levels of autism so far.
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>>738899881
You had a talent for drawing, but you waisted it on mlp....
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>>738900707
I mean, I feel like the friend drawing porn was the most autist thing here
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>>738900715
Yeah... funny thing is I took art classes after school in elementary school and years after when mlp came out with its 2nd season i got hooked and made me to draw again. Heck i worked shitty summer jobs just to buy my tablet just because i wanted to draw ponies so badly.
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>>738901074
That's still not even close to Chris Chan levels of autism.
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>>738897093
A high level autist who was obsessed with sonic. He wrote and drew the sonichu comics. Pic related its him
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>>738898745
To everyone saying this isn't very much, I'm getting to it.
This is where he starts to go into the downward spiral.
>Skip more time for faster development.
>Somewhere along the line he gets ahold of a Sans hoodie.
>I don't remember if it was blurry, it could have been, but I'm placing my bet on no.
>He roleplays in an Undertale based roleplay Kik chat as Chara.
>I ask him to add me for the sole purpose of shitposting.
>Act as if I'm all about the game, befriend a few people.
>Literally the first joke I make gets me outed.
>Get mouthed off by admin, telling me suicide is a serious issue.
>Act sorry for crossing an obviously too close for comfort line. Get back in.
>Only acted sorry to fuck around more.
>When I wake up the next day I get outed once again, because someone I DM'd cried to the admin after I fucked with them.
>No regrets.
>Sometimes he adds me back and I shitpost just to be obnoxious, I have a screenshot somewhere I'll post in a second.

I'll continue with that image, and another time skip.
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>>738901149
>what are you doing son
>o-oh just drawing
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>>738901187
I tried...
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>>738897093
>doesn't know who Chris-Chan is
faggot

[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IPtLvxO8hs[/spoiler]
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>>738901470
My grampa once came in to see what am i up to. I decorated my desk with my own fluttershy drawings and the crystal rarity you saw was printed on my shirt.
I can still remember his stare...
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>>738901149
Why have you stoped? You had some talent and drawing ponies can make you good money these days.
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>>738901701
> Down the Rabbit Hole
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>>738901792
I dont really know. I wanted ponies to change my life. That not happened and i saw the autists from the fandom more and more and i was sickened. I wanted none of it. After that i tried to draw about something else but i am very lazy. I play videogames on my pc nowadays instead of making art. But the day i put down games i pick up my pen again.
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>>738897337
Oh god I punched in the link and it's terrible
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>>738901620
you aren't op i am
>>738901396
This is the image, a screenshot from a time I grabbed his phone. I cut out the notification bar because it was in the middle of displaying a notification with some information which could reveal who I am.
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>>738902255
Another productive life taken by video games. I have the same problem.
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>>738902361
You're pretty fucking beta yourself
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>>738902361
Topkek. Anyone who cant laugh at those lines and find it offensive should off themselves
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>>738902361
"please help by donating to my indiegogo"
That shit's just funny lmao
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>>738902361
> help by donating to my indiegogo
my sides
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>>738902133
Great video but Chris Chan phenomenon goes much too deep for a 24 minute video. People gotta read the wiki.
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Whats next OP?
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>>738902361
>my stomach lining is too thick
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>>738901396
Anon it's almost 4 am. Hurry the fuck up.
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>>738904332
Its okay bud. I fucked up my biological clock since i dont have a job. I sleep at 5 am to usually 12. Then i eat do stuff and sleep 2 more hrs at 1400.
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>>738904633
You can get your biological clock back to normal in a week. And get a job you lazy fuck.
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>>738905002
Im on it thank you very much.

Also OP if your bro is not suffering from collection mania then he cant be the 2nd Chris Chan
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>>738904633
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>>738896978
Yo...who the fuck is this in this picture? Looks like my cousin Nathan.
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>>738905435
Just some faggot without a chin
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>>738905175
God speed then my friend.
You should clean your room first.
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>>738905435
He's a youtuber called Pyrocynical.
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>>738902544
>calling someone on 4chan a beta
>using 4chan too

Also, thank you for the overwhelmingly positive response on the Indiegogo bit, it means a lot to me that you found some garbage I said more than a year ago so funny.

cont. from >>738902361
Back to the story:
>I move out, get a job and shit, doin' pretty good.
>Every so often I come by and eat dinner.
>Joey and I consider each other friends.
>He and I hang out every once and a while, since we're family.
>He starts hinting at something, over the course of a while.
>At first I thought when I was typing garbage into a chat he was apart of he was catfishing, and keeping a fake online persona.
>He, without any warning, just starts casually talking about being transgender.
>Says he felt like that for a year.
>I definitly think the Undertale chat indoctrinated him, like toxic communities do.
I have nothing wrong with the LGBT community, unless some fringe devision tries to convince people that they're something they're not.
>This isn't even the most painful part.
>The real kicker is that he wants to rename himself Chara. He thinks this is a good name.
>He talks endlessly about wanting to be a girl, and how his boyfriend is not gay.

One of my friends has a little brother who's friends with Joey, so I have some more stories of stuff he did in school. I'll only post more if I'm worthy.

>>738905175
He could be Chris chan 2.0, but I think this could just be what happens when you let your embarrasing internet phase manifest.
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>>738906050
Well im interested in your story but i really should get some sleep. I hope this app will save this thread cuz i dont want to miss more. I hope joey havent operated himself into a woman
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>>738906452
If you give me some contact info I'll archive the rest and send you it mate.
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>>738906050
Well that wasn't what I was expecting. I know that Undertale/mlp/FNAF are bad. But I didn't know they were like those chemicals that can turn the FRICKING FROOGS GAAY!!
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>>738906956
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>>738906541
Send it to JonnyB#3397 on discord.
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>>738905758
leafyishere, not pyrocynical
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>>738906050
ur worthy post more faggit
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>>738907692
that's the joke faggot
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>>738906956
>Fricking
summerfag
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>>738901149
>ink bunny
Should of expected that shit.
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>>738899724
Besides the autistic rainbow dash, really not that bad.
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>>738908471
just quoting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUEy55r49fY
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dammit OP you got me hooked with that tagline. I need the payoff
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wait was that all?
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>>738906050
Yo OP this is the guy who had the friend who drew porn.

If you wanna chill sometime, I'm Mike Pence #7320 on discord.
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OP here, I'm really tired, but I got a quick one.
I'll pass around an archive with more tales if I can remember any substantial ones.

Joey does not have a computer, only an old Android. He would play this what I would assume online apk only game where it's Undertale stripped down to just the Sans fight during Lunch period. That's only what I heard from my friend, who got that from his brother. I remember seeing the game myself, but it's pretty funny to me that he just plays that during lunch in a nearly empty table instead of talking to his friends.
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