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I get this dumb fucking chat up line from a friend and she thinks

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I get this dumb fucking chat up line from a friend and she thinks it's original.
Dubs decides what I send next.
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>>738886386
the other 30% is sperm.
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lol jk, u want sum fuk ?
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>>738886386
Do you like fucking blacks? Because I sure wanna see that big black dick between those big white titties girl.
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>>738886743
Reroll.
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>>738886386

I promise not to spike you with diazapam if you come on a date with me
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>>738886743
Rerolling.
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>>738886386
"I'm an Alabama nigger and I wanna be free"
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>>738886856

roll
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rolley
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>>738886386
wanna get ma d1ccw3tt?
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"Swiggity Swooty, I need dat booty"
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>>738886856

rolling
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You're so hot if you were my daughter I'd still be bathing you.
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>>738887033
winrar
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>>738887033
winrar
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>>738886596
reroll'd
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>>738887033
fat and gay but checked
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You wanna know something funny? I will eat your ass for breakfast if you let me.
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>>738887033
I FUCKING DID IT
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>>738887077
Winrar.
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I like potatoes, especially thinly sliced, with some ketchup on top
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>>738887125
She will think OP is a nigga.
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I hope your pussi is smooth too
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>>738887190
TRUE...

maybe ill get dubs again?
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>>738887138
Too late faggot
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Do you mind if I take Tyrone to our first date?
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>>738887306
fak u. mine's better
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>>738886596
To be fair this is better but hey, a winner is a winner. Also since I'm a britfag I don't expect her to reply soon (if at all).
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>>738888696
Fucking imbecile
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>>738887033
yo
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Woah she actually seemed to somewhat like it.
Ok guys same again.
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Chloroform
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>>738886743
xD
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neil the grass tyson
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Tell her about your anime collection fag
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my black dad
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*picture of Donald Trump*
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>>738889821
Suck on my isabellend
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>>738889821
cool and nice
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>>738890231
Reroll
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I'm actually into feet
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I like potatoes.

How about we... roast a potato together, and... passionately rub eachother with starch?
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>>738890231
Gold
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>>738890326
rerollaroni
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>>738889821
the dwarf under my bed, cant get rid of him...
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My dick
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Give me da booty or I take it
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all my frenz are dead
push me to da edge
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>>738890356
Shit, so close.

Oh well
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>>738886743
go
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>>738890377
Sadly, winner.
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>>738890377
WINRAR
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>>738890381
re roll
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>>738890422
OH OF COURSE I GET DUBS NOW
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Your brother said youd be an easy target
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Noodz?
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i only ever get dubs when I make a shit joke
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>>738890377
Bro can I not add something to that?
I know she is not gonna respond after that.
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Just say REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>738890679
Roll
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how about a pic
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Just tell her your australian
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Dick pic.
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>>738890615
sorry but demz the rules
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Woman it's just for the flow u know? You ain't gotta be a hoe. But I don't mind some kinky pics (feet)
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blow my noodly appendage you rancid swine
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send a dick pic
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Let me see those sweet gams.
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IM GAY!
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>>738890808
rolling for this op
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>>738890679
Roll
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>>738890877
reroll
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>>738890877
WINRAR
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>>738890769
I was last winrar, add this as a forfeit , 0 bullshit
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>>738890808
rolling for this !!
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Damn it OP deliver!!
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she looks like a trick
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>>738890934
Or i'll try get nazi mods on ur ass
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
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Goddamn there was so much gold and "my dick" wins.
I added an emoji to make it seem playful. Girls eat that shit up for some reason.
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>>738891110
I had next winrar, don't forget
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>>738889821
The rag full of clorophorm I have in my hand.
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>>738891110
got that bitch an emoji, bitches love emojis
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Fake AF
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>>738891110
Girls like it more when you don't ask. It's nature
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Fake
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Sorry, didn't mean to send that.
I think you'll give it to me, because I've got a tongue that could power a row boat across the Atlantic Ocean ;)
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>>738891110
Your spread butthole as it whisles
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>>738891355
fucking wasted, this makes no sense
send this one
>>738891335
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>>738891397
Rule of dubs fag, nobody gives a fuck what you think
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>>738891397
Bro if she responds(and again, i doubt it) I'm sending next dubs after I post the next screencap( unless something fucking godlike appears).
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>>738891397
Nah shut the fuck up. Everyone loves a whistling butthole. She will know you're alpha. Only betas don't get the perfect pitch when they spread that ass with strong digits for real fingers and not small boipucci claws.

OP won't deliver anyway. And even if he does it will take 20 minutes as he Photoshops the chat from.the wrong perspective, making it more complicated than it should be for a simple process.
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>>738891397
>t. Cuck
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>>738891397
roll
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"I cell child pornography to eleven year olds."

*cell is intentional*
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>>738891110
write this:

I want your creamy steamy stinky log of shit in my throat.
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>>738892597
>
MODS MODS MODS
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>>738892706
You may mention it, you just musn't post it, summer fag.
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>>738892706
Hello newfriend
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Im gay and my dad thinks you would be a nice experiment
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>>738892822

LOL you got dubs
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That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>738893078
plz win
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>>738893166
WINRAR
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>>738893078
this would end it well
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Send nudes
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>>738892647
rolling for this
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>>738892647
this please
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People should stop trying to do the "dubs" or "XX" chose and just pick what they think it's best. Those threads are full of funny answers that never get picked because there are a few 14 yo boys thinking they're hilarious by replying "muh dick lol"
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dead thread?
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>>738894077
oh sweet. dubs.
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>>738893875
I feel the same way. You almost never get good reactions with dubs
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>>738894077
op is fucking her now, notice she changed her profile pic because she wanted the d
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I think its dead
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>>738894164
Because 14yo kids spam the "reroll" thing and are legions. And then the girl just run away within 5 minutes and 2 answers because the comments were too cringy. People don't realize it's best to be awkwardly funny so she is a bit freaked out but doesn't run away because she doesn't know if you're being serious. That's just the best case scenario
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>>738894175
true. she's probably taking it up the pooper scooper as we speak.
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>>738891265
Lurk moar summerfag, you roll with it even if it is fake
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>>738894360
Exactly!!!
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>>738893875
Trips is the way to go
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>>738894077
Sadly it's 1am here so shes probably asleep
or just ignoring me after that last cringey response.
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>>738895039
ah. well, rip.
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>>738893875
Next time I get a match on tinder that I don't care about fucking I'll do this instead. There was so much gold on this thread but I couldn't use it because MUH DUBZ.
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>>738894692
Trips and OP decides
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>>738895039
cringy? if it is, then it's because of you dude. no one told you put a fucking smiley and NO girls don't eat that shit up. no girl has respect for a guy that uses smileys.
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>>738895654
DID YOU EAT ALL MY BEANS, NIGGA?
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>>738895826
reroll for this
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>>738887282
this your first day or just generally not older than 15yo?
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>>738895654
Fuck off, Isabella.
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hehe
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>>738886386
ah[spoiler]a[/spoiler]h
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