Well faggots
https://8values.github.io
>>738870237
shittier/10
go read some economics
>>738870237
I am on my phone...I'll do it later
>>738870237
bump
commie
apparently i'm kinda meh.
>>738870237
Sorry I couldn't get the fucking screenshot on here,
But basically
>Centrist
>Balanced
>Leans towards Liberal
>Progressive
https://8values.github.io/results.html?e=82.9&d=81.9&g=76.5&s=87.8
Libertarian Socialist. Not really a surprise. Religion sucks, the 1% should lose its privileges.
Power to the people.
>>738872240
Authoritarian scum
>>738872984
"Authoritarianism is a form of government characterized by strong central power and limited political freedoms".
Learn your political theory.
who here /centrist master race/?
t.Canadian
>>738873897
This guy
Well then faggots
Not sure how I ended up with this...pretty sure I'm an anarchist.
>>738874670
Hahahah, pleb
>>738870342
>>738871326
butthurt drumpfkins
enjoy the impeachment
>>738875608
t. trumpist
2 + 2 = 5
Rate me fags!
Here's mine
>>738876107
>>738876070
>>738873489
my niggas
>>738874670
>>738870237
you guys are okay too
Fucking homo
>>738876688
>>738876753
drumpfkins and iphone cukcolds
sad
>>738875845
what impeachment?
>>738872259
go home and get an opinion
>>738876816
im a bit impressed..... i knew i was centrist but not that much....
>>738876922
even if he isn't, there will never be another conservative president again. all the youngfags will swarm the booths next time solely to prevent another drumpf.
>>738875845
Lol what impeachment?
>>738876108
Nein/nein
>>738870237
Master Race
>>738877102
>that shit english
drumpf education
>>738877081
We got a couple years. Once they wake up and see the light I'm certain there will be a change to milenial opinions
>>738877081
if that what helps you sleep at night in Trump's america
>>738870237
OP is faggot
Rate
>>738870237
>>738877180
>Once they wake up and see the light
you mean once they wake up and look back to see 4 years of not a single day going by without Trump saying or doing something incredibly stupid?
millenials and even gen z fags are overwhelmingly left leaning. trump and his many gaffes have galvanized them even further. /pol/ might have been able to sneak trump in under their noses last time because ARE U KIDDING ME??? TRUMP??? but i'd be surprised if it happened again.
>>738877356
>>738877412
Inbred faggots
>>738877356
end ur life retard
>>738877521
Migrant loving jew
>>738877259
I sleep as comfortably at night as I did when Obama, Bush and Clinton were president.
People who stay up nights thinking about politicians are cucks.
>>738876108
>>738877284
>>738877356
>>738877412
Ayyy here come the good guys.
does this make me a cuck
>>738877724
yes
>>738877778
fug
>>738877593
Heretic plebs.
>>738877724
Indeed
>>738877923
>being a christcuck in the current year
>>738877839
I didn't know Bill Clinton was a /b/tard
My from Poland.
>>738877832
ah the 2009 meme font. try again
>>738877724
no, just ignorant
>>738877991
It's fitting. In your society, there is no progress.
>>738870342
>go read some economics
t. someone whose never read anything about economics
>>738870237
I remember when I was young and dumb. Check it
>>738870237
Faggot
>>738878055
In your society there are a bunch of migrants who have the IQ of a kindergartener just sitting around on the streets doing nothing and contributing nothing
>>738878157
>socialist economics
>>738875170
It's because you're gay
>>738878267
>it's impossible to not be a retarded trumpanzee but also not be a cuck for migrant
lmao
>>738877958
>implying I'm even Christian
How does it feel knowing that you subscribe to the most epistemologically invalid system of thought in the 21st century? One day you'll look back at where you are now and cringe realizing that your entire worldview is based off of impressing your friends in high school.
This sums me up perfectly - a Centralist who believes that progress (moving forward) is more important that sticking to the past.
>>738877927
>>738878035
how do i uncuck myself
>>738878408
go to the right
>>738878370
theocratic anything belongs in the trash. sorry kiddo.
am i gay now?
>>738878290
>>738878408
read about economics and history
>>738870237
I suck dicks and give niggers free shit the post. OP is a faggot, like always.
>>738878780
im pretty good with economics but history bores the shit out of me
>>738878379
Except moving forward many times taking steps back and going in the wrong direction.
>>738879520
I am Uruguayan btw
ITT: Authoritarians
>>738878496
Kys
wew lad
>>738870237
I'm boring
Marx ftw
>>738880381
Boo, meritocracy is important.
>>738880523
>implying drumpf and conservashits want a meritocracy
>>738880816
>implying to each according to their needs from each according to their ability is anywhere close to meritocracy
did i do good?
kek
>>738880523
meritocracy is mostly a lie. Is wealth in the hands of most talented among us? I
>>738877081
>not realizing who voted for him
>not realizing the left is killing its voter base by lying
>not realizing you have another 7 years
k
>>738881148
Of course it is, do you think rich people sit around all day smoking cigars and peering from their towering skyscrapers down at the unwashed populace below, twirling their comical monopoly guy mustaches?
Spoiler alert: they work 80+ hours a week and are incredibly efficient while they do it.
>>738880523
From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs
>>738881297
Bread for all! Get in line, comrade.
>>738881297
no we should be killing those who dont pull there own weight. we are the only species who keeps the weak alive. if we offed them all we'd be better off as a society.
>>738881388
>kill things that aren't profitable
ok sure
>>738881267
You are so naive. They do shit.
>>738881797
Sure, some do, poor people do shit by the same token.
Most people who are in the upper class + keep working past the point where they are wealthy, they are that kind of people.
Indolent, lazy, wealthy people exist, I think you put too much weight on them.
>>738881700
why not give me a valid argument that inst muh humanity for not eliminating those who cant support themselves? I work in a retard tier career path but live on my own, and make enough to pay my taxes, and not need subsides. im doing my part to not drain on society.
>>738882149
Why isn't "muh humanity" a good argument? Keeping in good will with our fellow man is an intregal part of western culture.
How about "pull your own weight" is a subjective matter, so the execution squads could come for you depending on who's in charge.
I'm Stalin
>>738882285
muh humanity isnt valid because it isnt efficient. the retards who get foodstamps without working, and have been on welfare for 2 years should be cut off. death squads also would cost too much just stop supplying the dead weight. its one thing to work as a janitor be single and need some food stamps. it another to have 8 kids be an addict, and havent worked in 4 years. some people are simply dead weight and should be treated as such.
>>738882633
If you leave people to starve, you'll end up getting mobbed by starving poor people.
Crime and riots increase as young males in poverty have worsening conditions.
As much as it might delight you to let people die in stricken poverty it is neither efficient or moral. If you want efficient go with gulags or death squads, if you want moral give them basic needs to prevent crime/riots.
Libertarian reporting
>>738883121
Funny that I fundamentally disagree with Libertarians but our charts are nearly identical.
>>738882885
its pretty easy to solve your perceived problem.
prisons should be work camps.
extra funding could be used to better schooling system
suddenly you make the dregs of society useful ditch diggers are in high demand. plus you give them a viable alternative by increasing the amount of public education they could receive.
also morality is subjective numbers are all that matter.
>>738883245
Politically you've just told me that you're just like a closeted faggot
>>738882487
Lenin is that you?
>>738883274
>morality is subjective numbers are all that matter
You wouldn't be saying that as a throng of starving men were smashing down your door because you let them starve to death.
I think you'd find that creating work camps is a recipe for disaster, didn't work for Hitler, Stalin, or anyone else I know of.
>>738883330
So Libertarians are the faggots of the political sphere?
>>738883480
Ones that deny being libertarian but are libertarian are closeted. So yeah I guess because I'm openly a centrist I'm a faggot.
>>738883561
I'm not a libertarian, I think taxes are critical and always think about roads man.
But in all seriousness expecting charity to take the place of tax for poverty relief is either morally bankrupt or hilariously misfounded, disbanding critical government regulatory commissions because "muh free market" is equally as misfounded.
Libertarians think everyone is as intelligent as they perceive themselves to be, which even if their perception is true, is unfair to the extreme.
>>738870237
Democratic Socialism is more for authority. They want to be able to tell you what you can and cannot do. Also on the chart, Progress should be on the left side and Tradition on the right.
>>738883431
we do it currently prisons have work programs that felons are forced to participate in. the scope of people this would affect isnt massive. its maybe at most 2-5% of the entire us population. I think it work great social Darwinism is a must for us as a society to move forward. you are responsible for yours and your own if my family needed money desperately I'd help them. but I dont give a shit really about anyone else. can you honestly say you do? that the random retard whose hungry matters to you? the capable survive, or none survive.
>>738870237
HEIL HITLER
Why I am rich, https://8values.github.io/results.html?e=18.3&d=34.0&g=67.7&s=49.5
Guys >>738888888 is coming
Seems about right
>>738885091
Who cares
guess i'm a libtard
>>738877724
OK.
>>738870237
I'm a little bit scared by the societal axis, really. I like the hard sciences, and think they can help us live better than we are now. Anything humanities that's not history can suck a dick.
>>738870237
>https://8values.github.io
>>738876108
Stalin would be proud, comrade.
wew
>>738870237
I honestly hate 9/10 democrats and liberals with a burning passion but my views are very liberal
>>738887437
So did you attend your wifes wedding?
>>738887437
Probably because America's left has gotten way too authoritarian, and is going full on Marxist.
How do you feel about the social stuff that the left is pushing right now? Are you in the progressive boat because of the drugs and the environment and the fuck religion, or do you like their message?
>>738889081
You're pretty alright, anon. We could get along. We'd have rough patches, but we could talk something out.
>>738888439
I hate democrats because all they do is pander to people, most of them arn't actually pushing anything, they're just complaining loud enough to get people's attention. The more laws made to "benefit" socialism, the closer you become to Khrushchev-type communism
>>738889794
Thanks anon. Also, saved
>>738890876
>Communism
>71% Liberty
>>738890876
Why the fuck am I even on /b?
I clearly don't belong here, being the proud owner of a conscience.
AMA
UK Labour Party member
>>738890876
Global socialism without a strong government? What are you, twelve?
Fuck utopias, struggle keep us healthy
Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live.
>>738891052
Is it true? Watches at $0?
R8 me
>>738870237
I thought I'd be a lot more liberty orientated.
tryng to get more authoritarian
>>738877081
Trump is a liberal.
Nigger
Anyone who isn't at least 60% on the orange bar should unironically kys
>mfw I though I was a libertarian
Globalists btfo
I have some problems with this result. Whoever wrote this is clearly a liberal rightist.
>social
The implication that socialism means the government should interfere in the economy is just flat-out wrong. Any leftist would tell you that state intervention is a NECESSARY COMPONENT of the bourgeois system. To oppose government intervention is to oppose a fundamental component of the capitalist order. I should be 100% on the social category but I'm not because of this dumb test.
>peaceful
War to destroy tyranny isn't the same as imperialist aggression. Why am I considered a pacifist because I don't want to rape and pillage other peoples? Why am I a nationalist if I support anti-imperialist war? Fucking dumb
>libertarian
Not entirely happy with the result but I got an 82.5% so it's pretty ok on this front I guess.
>traditional vs. progressive
"Progress for the sake of progress" is just as retarded as "tradition for the sake of tradition". Some traditions are very useful even today and almost ALL were useful at some point in the past. I think we should get rid of outdated traditions which no longer make sense due to changing conditions like technology, development, population growth, etc. but keep the ones which are harmless or which still help us.
National liberalism masterrace. I'm guessing most newfags here are leftists now.
Where my ancaps at??
https://8values.github.io/results.html?e=15.9&d=36.2&g=66.2&s=65.0