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Fluff.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Fluff.
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>>738853964
adorable
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>>738854741
I love this little guy!
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>>738855410
You should be ashamed of yourself.
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>>738855410
swing and a miss
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I'm gonna post Blue, not my story, I'm just waiting for a conclusion.
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Num num....thwead haf bestest gwassies....
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Its only up to 29 right?
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>>738858278
No I got part 30
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>>738858323

That's all of Blue that I am aware of, I hope he's got more on the way.
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>>738858323
wew lad
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rump
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Introducing the double Fluffy by hasbio!
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>>738858380
Thanks for posting man
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Wow the left really can't meme
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>>738860294
This story is going to be fun
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Wheres the anon who posted darth maracas story? Also gonna dump some fluffybooru content
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>>738861710
Th-th-thats all faggots!
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lump
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>it's not sexual
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anyone here?
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i'm lurkin
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>>738864036
ditto
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>>738863783
Indeed
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on a scale from 1 to 10
art quality: -17
concept: 8,5
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I don't get why people adopt fluffies just to kill/torture them
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maybe they just want to destroy something beautiful?
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thats it for me
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>>738864388
the same reason people irl kill/torture pets to death. they're fucked up in the head.
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Hasbio â„¢ recourses A-45
Counter fit fluffy

>the year is 2060 fluffy ponys are rising in popularity... This has created a new market for knock off fluffy ponys.
>Most of them come from rivals of hasbio... Most of these fluffy ponys are mentally retarded or deformed; this is due to the inability to extract the fluffy Dna properly.
>The most common defomity in these fluffy ponys is poor pallet structure... This leads to the inability to nurse 75% of bootleg fluffy ponys die within a week after birth.
>Due to the fact that bootleg fluffy ponys are extremely cheap to produce and sell for high prices the profits outweigh the losses.

>Most bootleg fluffy ponys are extremely rude and display poor temperament... Due to the fact that pain recptors are weekend sorry sticks and amputation do not make suitable punishments.
The bootleg fluffy ponys are often thrown out of the house and mate with hasbio fluffy ponys causing a hairless mutant race of alicorns.

>What do I do if my fluffy is a counterfit?
Dispose of the fluffy or bring it to hasbio for disposal... You will be issued a coupon for $10 off a fluffy
>I want to keep my fluffy...
Bring it to hasbio for sterilization and amputation... You will have to pay a $25 fine for the procedure and must register the fluffy with hasbio.

>Non compliance with these procedures may result in a lawsuit from hasbio.
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Somebody needs to do a My Humps parody.
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i love naturalism in art
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Holy shit thanks for screencapping my story. Getting to work on Part 31 soon.
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Those grippers holding its asshole open will also tear up your dick when you pull out.
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Before I get to work on Blue though, I want to finish up a little story I started in the mean time.
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Garden Invasion of The Mutant Fluffies From Mars!

A 2-D Greentext Thriller Directed by Blue Anon

>Be me, Abe Ragemerican, about 45 years old, own my own house, have a lovely garden and two lovely fluffies
>Butterbean and Butterscotch
>Both kind of carmel colored with a manes and tails of dirty red
>Brother and sister from a shelter
>I raised them right, piss and shit out of the litterbox means sorrystick, any substantially good behavior is rewarded with spaghetti and lots of playing
>Life is good
>One night, shortly after dinner, we were all watching FluffTV
>I can't stand FluffTV, but the two goobers were really good that day, so I had to endure
>Some garbage called "Babies!"
>I occupy myself with a beer in one hand and the other hand petting my two little adorable fluffies
>When all of the sudden, all the power cuts out!
>"Nuuuuu! Nu wike dawkies! Su scawy!" Cried Butterbean
>"Ah damn it. Must be those teenage hoodlums who cut my power every Halloween." I groaned, having spilt beer all over myself
>"Nu wowwy bout dawk daddeh an sistah!" Declared Butterscotch "Buttahscotch wiww pwotect famiwy an gif big owwies tu teenagahs!"
>He and his sister were apparently part of a herd that was broken up when they got near a shelter
>Apparently he was a "toughie in training"
>That was where his misplaced courage came from
>I sighed and got up from the couch
>"Alright guys, stay put. I'll go fix this, you'll be fine."
>"Daddeh pwease nu weave" Whimpered Butterbean
>"Dun wowwy bout dawkies!" Butterscotch replied "Daddeh fix wights an gif teenagahs biggest owwies! Buttahscotch wiww pwotect yu sistah."
>That comforted Butterbean well enough, since she didn't realize the shakiness in Butterscotches voice, or have good enough sight to see him trembling in the dark
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Part 2

>I made my way through the house, occasionally bumping my foot against stools and furniture
>Until I finally made it to the back door of the house and stepped outside
>That's when I noticed a strange green glow coming from my neighbors backyard
>A U-Fo? Nope, that's only in the movies, no way could that really happen
>"It's gotta be something stupid my neighbors doing to have fun with his kids or something." I thought
>How wrong I was
>I made my way to the fusebox, and that's when I realized something was wrong
>The thing was
>Nothing was wrong
>My fusebox was perfectly intact, no switches off or anything
>Then I noticed that seemingly every light was out in the neighborhood
>No street lights
>No house lights
>Nothing but the shine of the moon, and the eerie green glow coming from my neighbors backyard
>"What the hell is going on?" I asked myself, coming back inside
>"Daddeh back?" I heard Butterbean whisper
>"Maybe nu daddeh, stay cwose tu Buttahscotch fu safe."
>I chuckled and wiped my face
>"Come on little guys, it's me. Looks like the whole neighborhood lost power. It's fine. Come to the sound of my voice if ya can, and I'll put ya to bed."
>"Yay daddeh!" Both cried, scamperin towards me
>But that's when shit got really weird
>All the power came back up
>"Oh thank baby Jesus it's back."
>"Yay daddeh fixed wights! Nu am scawy nu mowe!"
>"Toww yu daddeh du it, sistah nee wisten tu bwudda mowe."
>Then the power went out again
>"Ah god damn it!"
>"Eeek! Dawkies back! Nu wan scawy dawkies!"
>"Dun wowwy! Daddeh an bwudda hewe!"
>Suddenly, a flash of green like ball lighting flickered through the house, illuminating the darkness in a sickly green glow, before impacting into the dormant TV
>Both of my fluffies gasped and fell silent after they saw the green flash, and then absentmindedly trotted back towards the TV, which was now playing static
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Part 3

>Butterbean and Butterscotch were both completely mesmerized by the static patterns, as it snowed in erratic and unusual waves, before it formed into an actual picture
>"Gweetins dummeh eawfings! Am Mawvin, smawtie commandah of Maws!"
>It was a strange light green fluffy in what appeared to be a recording studio or computer room, filled with other fluffies much like him, except much smaller
>But the most peculiar thing about him was his red bug eyes and the set of antennae he had
>"What the fuck?!" I exclaimed
>"If yu es hoomin dummeh, suwwendah now an gif sketti tu aww fwuffies, o got biggest fowevah sweepies!"
>The Butter Siblings gazed intensely into the screen
>"Sketties o fowevah sweepies." They droned
>I cringed. Neither of them had ever displayed smarty behavior, and "Sketties or fowevah sweepies!" Was a pretty common smarty battlecry
>"Is the TV brainwashing them?!" I thought, rushing towards it to disconnect the tube
>When I pulled the plug, the transmission continued
>"We haf detected a sign of wesistance. Unpwuggin teebee wiww du nuthin. Wesistance is futiwe. Aww hoomans wiww bow down tu Maws fwuffies. Aww eawfing fwuffies wiww obey an gwady sewve da invasion."
>"Sewve da invasion." Droned my once two adorable fluffies, now oddly disturbing
>A terrible noise emitted from the television as it died, the transmission cutting out
>Butterbean and Butterscotch perked up, but were still in a trance
>"Hewp de invasion. Maws am supewiow, destwoy ol daddeh." Droned Butterscotch, who was now marching towards me, as menacingly as a fluffy could (Not very)
>Butterbean was surprisingly more resistant
>"Nee.... Sewve... Huuhuuu... invasion. Pwease... destwoy... hewp me daddeh.... Must destwoy ol... daddeh..." She whimpered as she tried to resist the brainwashing
>"Don't worry guys, I'll fix you."
>My hands groped the dark, searching for my selected weapon that could potentially break the mind control.
>The Electrovolt 2000
>Perfect for resets
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Thank you so much for keeping these threads alive <3
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>>738867289

Part 4

>I had bought the taser when I first got Butterbean and Butterscotch, never had to use it until now
>I had kept it just in case they hit a "wan die" loop, where one of the only cures is a hard resetting
>I set the taser to its lowest voltage, wanting only a "soft reset", where they would forget only what had happened in the last ten minutes.
>Butterscotch was now no longer slowly trotting towards me, now he was charging as fast as a fluffy can
>I easily sidestepped as he rammed his head into a wall
>Remarkably, he seemed to feel no pain, and he got up almost immediately
>"Mawtian fwuffies nu wiww awwow huwties. Buttahscotch wiww gif ol daddeh fowevah sweepies fu wesistance. Wesistance es futiwe."
>Butterbean was still resisting her brainwashing however, so I went for the easier reset
>"Nu... wan... destwoy daddeh... wub.. dummeh daddeh..."
>I applied the taser to her head, head on, apply directly to the forehead
>Zap!
>She squealed and pissed (which is to be expected from a reset), before passing out
>I layed her gently on the floor, and turned to face her brother
>"Wesistance es futiwe, dummeh ol daddeh. Submit tu mawtians now!" He commanded, puffing up his cheeks and stomping his foot
>"I don't belong to any Martian fluffy, and neither do you, you belong to me!" I declared, charging at him
>"Eeek!" It appears that even though the brainwashing overrode blunt force trauma, it didn't override fluffies one true fear
>Things much larger than them moving at fast speeds towards them!
>It was a short chase before I pinned him down
>"Dis wiww not stand! Mawtian fwuffies aw da futcha! Mawtian fwu-"
>Zap!
>Butterscotch wriggled and cried, his reset being a little more intense than his sisters, before passing out
>"There... that should get you guys back to normal." I sighed
>VEEEYOOOOMMMM!
>THUNK!
>Something had landed in my backyard, and I already knew what
>"Time for a close encounter." I muttered as I swapped out my taser for a Louisville Slugger
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Part 5

>The garish green light filled the night sky, glowing intensly
>I stepped outside, bat in hands, ready to rock
>I knew where in my backyard they were gonna land
>Same place all shit-eating smary feral herds go
>My garden
>The ship was about the size of a weather ballon, quite similar to the one used in that balloon boy hoax from back in '09, and emitted an ungodly humming noise
>SKRRRRSHHCC
>Fog poured out of the hatch that had opened, a little ramp way lowering itself into the dirt, further ruining my garden
>Six Martian fluffies came down the ramp, flanking the left and right side in groups of three
>Then the largest fluffy of them all, the one from the TV, trotted down the middle, to face me
>"Dummeh eafwin! Yu dawe confwont Mawvin? Am smawtest fwuffy on Maws! Gif sketties an submit, an maybe Mawvin wet yu go!"
>Evidently the smartest fluffy on Mars didn't know what the hell a baseball bat was.
>"If you were so smart, you would have stayed on Mars." I said, brandishing my bat
>"Mawvin didn't wan come tu dis. Toughies, extewminate dummeh hoomin." He sighed, climbing back into the ship
>Two of the smallest fluffies trotted up to me
>I began to laugh? These guys? Toughies? Those are supposed to be the biggest ones in the herd right?
>And then both of them took a deep breath, and puffed out they're cheeks
>And unlike when normal fluffies do that, this did something
>They began to grow
>Grow into the largest fluffies I've ever seen, about the size of a Golden Retriever
>Oh.
>"DUMMEH HOOMAN WESIST. DUMMEH HOOMAN WIWW BE EWIMINATED!" The both said in unison, in a very loud and robotic tone
>OH
>OH SHIT
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>>738867397

That's all I got at the moment, righting part 6 now. Keep thread not ded
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>>738867397

>I began to laugh?

Wow I don't know how I overlooked that one.
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>>738865457
He's either ginger or covered in Cheeto dust
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>>738867445
I've never understood this one. What's going on?
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>>738867748
if i remember correctly, the faggot for an artist who makes these abominations was going for "ginger".
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>>738867397

Part 6

>The two gigantic fluffies charged at me, almost as fast as a Labrador
>"GIF RAMMIE HUWTIES!" One of them cried, knocking me to the ground
>This knocked the wind out of me, and the bat out of my hands
>Shit. So this how it ends. Probably the first casualty of a mutated invasion of fluffies.
>"DUMMEH HOOMIN HAF WASTEST SPEAKIES?" One of the two asked, as he held his now enormous hoof over my head, ready to stomp
>"Fuck... Fuck you!" I shouted, now making one last, adrenaline influenced action
>I took my entire fist and shoved it into one of the fluffies giant mouth
>"HMMMPH!" It cried as I gained footing, shoving my arm deeper down its mouth, suffocating it
>"WET BWOTHA GU MEANIE HOOMIN! WESISTANCE AM FUTIWE!" The other shouted, now hitting me in the back over and over as I ended his brother's life, gladiator style
>"M-MMMMMPhlkkkkk..." The life faded from the gigantic brothers eyes, and I removed my arm, now covered in disgusting fluffy saliva
>"First thing I do after this is over" I thought "Is take a long, warm shower."
>"Y-yu-yu.... Kiww bwudda.. gif fowevah sweepies... FWUFFY KIWW YU! FWUFFY KIWW YU TU FOWEVAH SWEEPIES!"
>The remaining huge fluffy charged at me, screaming and huffing in rage
>"NU AM FO MAWS NU MOWE! DIS AM FO BWUDDA!" He cried as he stopped abruptly
>"HNNNNNG!" He has frozen in place
>"What in the fuck?"
>"Oh shit!"
>"GIF BIGGES SOWWY POOPIES!"
>He aimed his ass cannon, and fired a torrent of humongous projectile fluffy dumpage towards me
>I barely dodged the shit, and ran towards my bat to arm myself once more
>That's when the enraged humongofluff took a giant chomp out of the ground
>"AM BIGGEST TOUGHIE! GIF YU FOWEVHA SWEEPIES WIF SOWWY POOPIES, MEANIE HOOMIN WIWW BE EXTIWMINATED!"
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>>738869077

Anybody still here? Should I keep writing?
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>>738869601
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>>738869520
aaaaaand we're fucked
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>>738869601
go on my dude
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>>738869601
you can. i'm not reading but go freaky anyway
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>>738869725
Kweh.
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>>738869701

Okay keep writing to spite birdfaggot. Got it. Also, congrats on growing a pair, that's the first thing that's even come close to aggressive you've ever done to us
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>>738869802
you're into bird bdsm?
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>>738869802
Kweh.
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>>738869077

Part 7

>The giant fluffy fired another load of waste from his ass, and yet again I had dodged it
>"STAY STIWW! NEE GIF SOWWY POOPIES!" He demanded
>Needless to say, I did not stand still
>He bit huge chunks out of the ground, each one leading to another blast of feces.
>And with each blast, I managed to avoid getting covered in toxic shit
>Finally, after what seemed to be the fiftieth attempt, he began to tire
>"Ooooh.... Toughie... Nu feew su gud... gwassies an sowwy poopies gif tummie huwties...." He moaned in pain
>Now was my shot
>I scrambled like a madman toward him
>TUNK!
>"EEEEEK! NU WAN! NU WAN! POOPIE PWACE HUWTIES! NUUUU!"
>I shoved the bat right up his A-hole, plugging it up, and sealing his fate
>"NUUUUU!" He wailed in agony "NEE GIF SOWWY POOPIES! BIGGEST HUWTIES! HAF BIGGEST TUMMEH HUWTIES BUT NU AM MAWE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!"
>I quickly locked myself into the nearby garden shed, and watched through the cracks
>The gigantofluffies cries had now devolved into cheers and whimpers
>And then they once again picked up just in time
>"HUUUUUU! NUUUUUU WAAAAAN DDDDIIIIIEEEEE!"
>Veins popped through his fluff, hug eyes bulging, froth coming out of his mouth, the sound of flesh tearing as shit leaked out of the wounds
>"SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
>BOOM!
>He exploded into a mess of shit, fecal matter landing everywhere.
>I noticed that the tiny weather ballon UFO had now began to float, now trying to escape
>"Fucking cowards." I thought, grabbing a metal gardening hoe
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Bumpage
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>>738870784

This probably wasn't the best thing to write before I go out to lunch now that I think about it. I'll be back soon enough.
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bumper car
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>>738864388
obviously boredom
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>>738872118
This is my favorite
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>>738872280
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>>738863959
This....doesn't seem like normal FluffTV programming.
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>>738872870
I think it's a headcannon thing. Or it's a black market version of FluffTV.
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>>738863783
Squickie....
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>>738864278
This poor little guy....wait, how does a fluffy have concept of money?
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>>738864804
You can always cut the dildo off and shove it up a smarty's ass later? No reason to abuse your fluffy.
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>>738865457
>>738865510
Can we kill these guys instead of fluffies?
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>>738866983
Rule #1 of pillowing: ALWAYS. FUCKING. PILLOW. AS. A. FOAL.
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>>738873418
Maybe that fluffy is an accidental pillowfluff (as in, broke his legs, got amputation)
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>>738873418
Newfag here requesting information as to why pillow them as foals?
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>>738872378
I've never understood the cruelty for the hell of it. If they deserve it then fair enough or killed by environment or each other but not through unprovoked aggression
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>>738869601
yeeeee
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>>738873071
Maybe. Or late-night content geared towards owners.
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>>738856032
heres what that comes from
in PROPER ORDER
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will there be fluffy abuse threads in heaven?
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>>738874054
MEANWHILE: NEARBY
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>>738874089
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>>738873516
Possible. Poor guy.

>>738873865
Pillowing as a foal is an easier process, and the foal is unlikely to remember life with legs. So, less depression and lessened risk of a "wan die" cycle.
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>>738874067
I hope so
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>>738874107
legends say he still flops out of danger to this day
getting other fluffies killed as he remains unharmed

Poopie Babbeh Supreme reins... supreme
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>>738874067
Yes. Fluffies aren't even a God's creation, they are an abomination, therefore they must be purged and there is plenty of fluffy abuse in Heaven.

>>738874116
>Pillowing as a foal is an easier process, and the foal is unlikely to remember life with legs. So, less depression and lessened risk of a "wan die" cycle.
So, unless you're a hardcore abuser, or you intend to punish a bad mummah who neglects poopie a babbeh, or want to punish an adult fluffy for asking a stupid question, it is best to pillow your fluffy as a foal.
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>>738873905
but he shit on the floor, didn't you read?
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>>738873905
>shit stained floor
>unprovoked aggression
Gee some people are dull...
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>>738873905
It could be incredibly stress reducing. Also the mentally ill could take it out on them instead of some nice bunny or a child.
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>>738874089
Imagine how the feral cat population would fucking explode with these things around.
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Jesus fuck what the hell is wrong with you people
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>>738874604
We're all white.
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>>738874598
It took me ages to figure out that the fluffies couldn't tell the difference between "Pray" and "Play" for food.
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>>738874673
/b in a nutshell
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>>738874329
I mean, yeah. Honestly, pillow is a terrible abuse punishment, unless you want to hear the fluffy whine and cry constantly or intend to mute it.

Intentionally pillowed fluffs can make great pets for disabled kids, but require the same amount of care. They're also good for owners worried about losing them or having them wander, or if they simply want something to cuddle.
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>>738874445
>>738874341
Because his owner made him shit on the floor because he's a massive bell end
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>>738874943
holy shit, that comic makes so much more sense now
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>>738875114
It makes any sense whatsoever that way, yes.
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This is normal fluffy behavior. Not the ingrained prejudice and bullshit. Fluffies are social creatures.
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>>738876399
Lmao they literally tell the legless one to fuck off like two pages later.
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>>738876504
Pics or it didn't happen.
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bumpus
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ump
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>>738876581
I'll post the remaining.
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>>738879159
I get the feeling that this author is a big fan of the hellgremlin interpretation, because this isn't the first of their comics to feature non-smarty fluffies acting like total assholes.
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>>738879621
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>>738879537
It's not really hellgremlin, there is a progression and reasoning to their change in disposition. Especially with an owner who is an oblivious idiot who doesn't seem to give them basic lessons.
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>>738879903
I think we have differing interpretations of what hellgremlin is.
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>>738880006
Hellgremlin is more active aggression, rape and instant displayed prejudice in my opinion.

They are just regular animal selfish with stealing the food and the attack is mother instinct going haywire.
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>>738879159
>>738879285
>>738879359
>>738879447
>>738879536
>>738879621
>>738879660

My fucking heart.....why couldn't they just find him a new home? Better yet, the fuck was up with those fluffies anyhow? Both seem like smarties to me. I would adopt a pillowfluff like Spinel in a heartbeat.
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>>738881208
this
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>>738879537
It's not what I'd call hellgremlin. It's just shit understanding of what's supposed to be normal fluffy behavior. As I mentioned before I realized I was posting this kind of comic, normal fluffy behavior is social, empathic, and pro-community. For some reason, all authors want to make fluffies selfish shitheads that only want to eat and fuck. They were programmed to be children's toys for fuck's sake.
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>>738881208
>actually wanting adopt a fluffy and care for it and give it love
Heh heh. You're funny, anon.
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>>738881428
I'm serious, edgelord. Get at me.
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>>738881428
I'd adopt a pillowfluff and a smarty for them days when I need something to hit
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>>738881744
I've never understood pillowfluffs as an object of abuse. Fluffies are already pretty goddamn powerless. How weak do you have to be to immobilize them further?
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>>738881836
Their reactions are priceless.
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>>738881836
It's emotional abuse. It's different from physically abusing something.
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>>738881402
They are when their environment is controlled as it was planned from the start.

A fluffy without legs and his sadness is not something fluffies were made to deal with. Especially when the owner doesn't give them a proper introductory talk like a normal hugboxing owner would. And repetition of the lesson as needed.

The fluffy makes them sad and a little scared at least on a subconscious level, but their drive to be social prevails at first. But with time he isn't really fun to play with and mostly negative emotions are connected to him.

Later babies are most important and the father might even act more from care for his mate than malice towards the pillow. The food is a opportune and tempting target. Normal pets on friendly terms with each other steal too. When the mare has her babies we are weeks into a feedback loop process (which the owner could have prevented) of negative emotion toward the pillow. Aggression is only acted upon because of the baby. Even as they want to get rid of the pillow they simply ask the owner to remove the negative thing and not attack it on their own initiative.
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>>738882294
Like flipping on FluffTV and forcing it to watch happy fluffies run and play? That's fucking sinister.
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>>738881836
It is not about reducing the power of the fluffy, it is about some additional or different vectors and scenarios for abuse.
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>>738882416
Even still, with that inherent social nature, suck issues could have been resolved with intervention by the owner. Again, this seems like another story with a straw man owner that seems to only keep the fluffies in their safe room and only feed them. If he'd paid closer attention and appealed to their social nature, this wouldn't have been a problem. Fluffies are dumb as shit, but they can reason pretty well when it comes to social interaction.
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>>738882565
Yeah. Fucking evil. I'd rather be boiled alive were I a fluffy
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>>738871098
Continue it, I like it
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>>738882695
I love this. It's a great way to handle a sad pillowfluff that accidentally sees playing fluffies. I know it was a joke, but I loved that comic that showed FluffTV also plays content for pillowfluffs.
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>>738881836
it's a mental control thing, much like when they remove their "special places". I can see removing the legs if they're constantly running the neighborhood and destroying the neighbors stuff or if they're broken beyond repair, but to remove them because you wanna feel powerful is just bullshit. Like I said, smarties are for abuse
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>>738883186
If they run around, that's on the fucking owner for not responsibly setting up a safe room.
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>>738882783
Kind of what I meant, they are not hellgremlin. The owner is just conveniently inactive to allow the situation to degrade.

Although I think even with a more proactive owner this could happen (sans practically killing it of at the end). It would depend upon the individual chain of events and the group chemistry and require more detail and nuance.

>>738883032
this one?
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>>738883363
have you not seen 90% of fluffy owners? they could barely care for a hissing cockroach
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>>738883447
And we can all agree letting Spinel rot in that cell was unnecessary, though.

And yes, that's the comic! It's adorable.
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>>738883527
Which makes zero sense. Unless you're actively torturing or caring for a sickeningly cute, babbling shit machine, why fucking bother?
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>>738883681
because it's a sense of power, the same with people who beat their wives, husbands and or kids. It's a matter of "I'm bigger, so you'll do what I want". Personally, I'd love to have one, I think it would be amazing (albeit if it's male, it's getting fixed, I won't raise a rape fluffy). But I'd spoil and love it, the sorry stick would only be if it needed it.
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>>738883681
Absentee owners should be added to the "cliches" section of the wiki.
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>>738883186
I think from an abuse perspective smarties lack some of the sheer obliviousness towards violence. They have less steps in breaking down.

>>738883527
>>738883681
I like stories that are basically hugboxer arcade mode. They try to care for the fluffies but fluffies and the universe finds a way to produce more and more unhappiness.
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>>738883681
There is much potential for believable neglect but most people would react to the big things.
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>>738884049
>I think from an abuse perspective smarties lack some of the sheer obliviousness towards violence. They have less steps in breaking down.
I didn't consider that
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>>738884146
I hate that one, what's the point of getting a fluffy if you're gonna lock it in a room and ignore it
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>>738883863
I'd be a responsible, hugboxy owner as well. He'll, I'd actively seeking out a pillowfluff, either pillowed as a foal or due to an accident.

And here's the thing about that "power trip"argument: why not just throw the fluffies in a closet? With most absentee owners, they still invest in a proper saferoom, toys, etc. It makes no sense. Either care for them or don't.
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>>738884049
I enjoy that uphill fight as well. Fluffies and owners there survive that are the real MVPs
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>>738884146
More believable neglect needs to be in stories. Less absentee owners.
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>>738884330
because a closet isn't a "safe room" they need a light, food, litter box, ect. Would you just lock your dog in a closet when you're not home?
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>>738884285
It's one of the most believable ones. Think of all the people that neglect dogs or even kids.
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>>738884524
Well, if I didn't give a shit to the degree of the owners here, probably.
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>>738884285
It is sadly common for people to get pets and tire of them once the novelty wears of.

>>738884330
People like passive stuff that don't requires themselves to act and spend time. They are willing to throw toys at them but not play personally. And practically no owner could give the amounts of attention a fluffy wants even in the best case.

Just started a neglect folder, will post what I have.
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>>738884543
that is true...I imagine the one comic where the black guy turns the fluffy into a pit fighter would be reality too...
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Oh, full already.
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>>738884881
That sounds like a terrible folder. We're about to hit limit btw.
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>>738884702
to each their own, I don't even like kenneling my dog
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>>738884881
much like kittens and puppies, when the cute factor wears off, so does the love and attention
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>>738885040
Aren't all fluffy folders terrible folders? Kind of the point.
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>>738885054
Me personally, I would invest the proper time and money to care for fluffs. I was saying if I were one of these cartoonishly neglectful owners, that would be my thought process.
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>>738885116
Hugbox folders aren't all that awful.
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>>738885104
Paul Reubens bunny monologue from Dunstan Checks In is playing through my head.
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>>738885185
I imagine it wouldn't be hard, if they released them instead of them being pre-maturely released, then all they'd really need is a litter box and kibble, no more care than maybe a small dog or a cat
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>>738885280
Can't say I've heard that one
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>>738885221
Comparatively. Still not completely normie friendly.
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>>738855410
Not even a microfluff could read that.
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>>738884330
You do realize the owner would have a job that's 5 day a week on average gone for about 9 to 10 hours a day 8 working 1 or 2 hours traveling the person is gonna need to cook and clean the living space that's another 1 or 2 hours in a day and sleep for
a normal amount of time so that is another 7 hours at least leaving a average adult with with 6 or 5 hours at home he could manage the fluffs

Yeah nothing could go wrong at all in that amount of time
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