Ask a p-psychologist anything! I'm h-here for you Anonymous.

>>738844546
how many chances do i have of getting laid

You have GOT to shut the fuck up.

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>>738844546
Hi

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>>738844632
S-sorry, I can't <4

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>>738844618
A l-life times worth.

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Alice do you think I can come back to your chat now? I'm back in therapy and stuff.

>>738844685

T-try it. Don't give up.

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>>738844546
>p-psychoLOGist

What is the answer to life?

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>>738844803
*patpat* W-what's got you in such a mood today Anonymous?

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>>738844812
i want to do my hair like that now

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>>738844855
Life isn't a question <4

whats alice's thought on c-ptsd?

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>>738844916
I'm w-waiting to see if the ICD-11 includes it, given the DSM-5 discarded it.

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I need a support group and your chat is the perfect place for me. I promise to do my best to stay stable and consistent eith my xanax

>>738844546
D-do y-you h-have t-to t-type l-like t-this?

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>>738844546
Hi Alice!
Good news here; I got my car fixed, and it passed the state emission test!
How are you?

>>738844875

Hey that's what you're supposed to tell me.

Tsk tsk tsk

^_^

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>>738845051
I d-don't have to <4
I'm still going to do so though.

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>>738845067
C-can't work without feedback d-dear <4 Therapy is a dialog n-not a monologue <4

>>738844546
Kys stuttering trash

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Alice give me a chance, i promise to do my best for you

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>>738845063
Hello t-there darling <4 I'm glad t-to hear it, what state is that? I always h-hated going in for PA, it was s-such a mess.

I'm fine, can't complain; w-woke up like 5 minutes before m-my alarm though.

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>>738845113
Why s-should I? <4

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Please Alice? Please don't abandon me, I need you

>>738844546
Will you finally admit to being a drone by the government to feed us mind control pills for the purpose of domesticating society?

>>738844546
Is every action done for a selfish reason?Like,for example, hanging out with someone you dislike so you don't feel guilty.What about being around others cause they trigger positive feelings?

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>>738845299
*blinks slowly* D-dear I work in finance. Even if all psychologists were s-somehow government drones (they aren't, I know quite a few), and even if s-somehow all studies showing t-the effectiveness of these medications w-was fabricated (it wasn't, because many independent studies have verified them), it s-still wouldn't produce domestication (because that process is entirely seperate and requires selective breeding).

Are y-you okay Anonymous?

>>738844546
Gtfo faggot. Ur gay. Threads gay. Ftfu

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>>738845397
M-many actions are not selfish; think about a mother s-saving their child while sacrificing their own life.

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>>738845441
I need you Alice, you are the only person I can trust

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>>738845165
I stress out about it too! I always think they're gonna flunk me. The Illinois test is rather simple, but its a nightmare if you flunk.
You know, sometimes I get up before the alarm, too. It must be a fairly common thing.

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>>738845457
what d-does ftfu m-mean, my dearest Anon?

Why is Alice ignoring that anon?

>>738845111

What about behaviour therapy ??

You limited yourself by using this medium to reach out to people. Shame on you.

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>>738845501
it is, m-means your body is adjusting t-to your schedule. But b-boy if the alarm ringing in your ear isn't w-worse if you are awake.

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>>738845555
Alice please? I'll do anything.

-snug-

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>>738845554
behavioral therapy s-still requires dialog dear. It's a c-conversation n-not a lecture, as m-my old professor used t-to say.

>>738845441
Domestication is a change that happens in humans through the generations by simply making each one dumber than the last by mollifying each on pills to the point that they are passive pussies, then teach their kids to be passive pussies, then you say there is something wrong with them and they need to be even more of a passive pussy. Your end product is to make us one giant vagina, a hivemind of drones.

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>>738845555
>>738845111
Damn witnessed.
Btw I don't have any problems right now so I'm just gonna wish you a happy thread <3

>>738844546
Yo alice qt3.141592523567890086542211
When we gonna see some titties

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>>738845633
Domestication d-does not necessarily make one dumber n-nor more passive. It is more about controlling t-the reproductive strategy of an animal.

But I've no part in any attempts to do that on humans, sorry.

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>>738845729
Please Alice? I've changed so much. And I have more control now. I'm in therapy, I need you....

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>>738845670
P-probably never.

>>738845666
*waves* And y-you have a happy day as well <4

What causes someone to become a neet Alice?

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>>738845555
Chek'd
Oh, yeah, I hate it when I'm waking up slowly, and boom, the alarm goes off. But I suppose that's better than being late for work.

>>738845050
Dog killers have no place in Alice's chat let alone her threads

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>>738845815
G-generally a lack of opportunity to advance c-combined with a mental disorder s-such as depression.

>>738845822
Yes, f-for sure! Wouldn't w-want to get fired!

>>738845729
>Not necessarily
You just admitted it can!

>Reproductive strategies of an animal
Which is why you want us all to be a vagina. You want men to lose their penises.

>Any attempts to do that on humans
Knew there were attempts. How far back does the domestication of humanity go?

>>738845397
No, unless you want to be super pedantic.

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>>738845849
I'm doing talk therapy with a group of people with my condition. We meet once a week every Friday afternoon. It has helped me a lot and I feel happy now.

>>738845845
no...

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>>738845666
Satanic Tripps Chek'd.
Thanks for stopping by!

>>738845888
/trips confirm truth, I don't know what to think anymore.

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>>738845865
*blinks slowly*

W-wait, you mean you think that people are literally attempting t-to breed some s-sort of race of humans that has no penises?

>>738845908
N-nice picture.

>>738845888
gtfo dog killer

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>>738845934
Please take me in, Alice. I need your support more than anything, please? I need you.

>>738845942
Nevada?

>>738845888
Yeah, you killed dogs to cum, lie and manipulate anyone you think will believe you. It's disgusting and you need to go. Leave Alice alone, keep your one shitty promise and never come back