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SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH!!1!

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH!!1!
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bmpp
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not fbi
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I fucked my then-gf in the ass while she cried, and after I came in her mouth I dumped her for having cheated on me.
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Over the last few weeks, I've spent many hours watching periscope instead of doing everything else I'm supposed to be doing. Its a crack-like rush but its potentially ruining my life if I can't get it under control. I can't decide if I like the russians or the latinas best. A couple of qt3s just gave the best show I've ever seen.
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>>738837452
nice
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>>738836684
I miss candid...
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my car fingered my mom in the back of
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>>738836684
one time i beat up a 6 year old in an arcade until he cried
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I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
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>>738838170
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>>738836684
I have sex with condom.
I'm Catholic.
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>>738838170
Thou art a monster
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>>738837724
I've not slept more than 4 hours per night this week, and I have to be at work in 4 hours. I can't stop. I've just never seen anything so amazing all in one place.
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I keep having dreams about my step-daughters.
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>>738838376
How old and what do they look like?
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>>738838427

Old enough and no.
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>>738838501
cool story. what kind of dreams?
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>>738836684
I am actually a reptile. My real body is humanoid in shape and I wear an advanced suit of skin-like polymers and simulated dermal muscles that makes me pass as human, quite convincingly. There are a LOT of people like me on this planet. Conspiracy theorists have a general idea we are here. We are not shape shifters, we are just good at disguise. We aren't more intelligent that humans on average in nature, just education and culture. Also, we do have people in high places. We don't have a sinister world takeover plan. It's simple, we plant disruptions via bad ideas into your culture and let your cultures tear themselves and each other apart as well as impede technological growth. So, when our alliance decides to colonize Earth, there really isn't shit you can do. We introduced Earth to the idea of reality shows because watching Earth is our most entertaining pastime. Getting you idiots to scream at each other and not think rationally is endless fun.
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>>738838711

Yesterday I was tired as fuck from work and kept drifting in an out of sleep. Had this dream where we were all just chilling at home and the 12 year old chilled in bed with me and started playing with my dick. I'm sure it was my wife playing with me while I was asleep because I felt the whole thing.

So in my head it was her daughter.
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I put my hand somewhere I shouldn't have and I know from the reaction I could take things much further if I want to.
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i shoot my spunk out of the window in hotels and wipe my dick on the drapes
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I've showered with a 9yo girl quite a few times so far this summer
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I actually liked when my ex punched me and choked me out for trying to leave him. I wish me did more and actually made me stay after. The bruises made me feel pretty.
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>>738838373
I spend way to much time on cam sites to. Would be easy to quit if there wasn't a constant stream of cock hungry teens
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i molested my little sister 8 years ago and deeply regret it
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>>738839681
what did u do? age?
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>>738839319
Why did he do that
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>>738838170
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>>738839724
just touching . pulled out my dick in front of her a couple times i was 16 she was 9
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>>738839853
i see. i have 4 sisters, 3 younger. growing up we saw each other naked a lot. Helped bathe/ showered with them fairly often. would have to help them when they werent old enough to do it by themselves so got to touch them a lot but didnt do anything overtly sexual.
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I fucked my sister. I was 17, she was 25
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>>738837452
Same
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Raped and murdered numerous people.
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Fooled around with the neighbour daughter when we were kids. Mostly HJ for me and fingering her. We were both like 8-10 years old. Tried some oral and even attempted penetration. We would do all this in the woods or over the fields. Still think about her now. The mental image of me trying to push my little peen into her bald cooch still makes me diamonds to this day
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>>738836684
Killed a guy once
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Molested my aunt while she slept.
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When I was a kid I used to eat my own shit and consequently got a bad infestation of pin worms.

Packed it in, by the time I went to high school. But I want to go back and slap myself for being so gross.

This is a secret that I will take to my grave.
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i'm a slut
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>>738840796
Show Us
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>>738837452
Dude, what tags are you searching? I couldn't find shit. :(
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>>738840888
Trips demand it
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>>738841102
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I once took a shit on my exes doorstep, next day she slipped on it and broke her collarbone and chipped her bottom teeth. Ha I win
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>>738839148
How did that come about?
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>>738836684
Got molested by my elementary school gym teacher.
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>>738841171
Kek
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I got fucked a couple hours ago by a man.
Here's the kicker: I am also a man!!!
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I bet 750$ on mcgregor K.O.ing mayweather.
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I'm legitimately worried that I might be going insane.
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>>738841337
our family is pretty open, nudity isnt a big deal at all. when she stays at my place i let her join with me if she wants to, she almost always does
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>>738841093
Use periscopetop . (C)(o)(m)
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>>738837452
Over the last few weeks, I've spent many hours doing crack but its potentially ruining my life if I can't get it under control. I can't decide if I like the soft or the hard best. A couple of niggers just gave me the best blow I've ever seen.
not even joking
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>>738837452
yeah I was on that wagon for a few months. broke it eventually, but still crack and spend an entire day on there sometimes.
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>>738841967
>potentially ruining my life if I can't get it under control
1 is too many and 1 thousand is never enough

You'll never be able to manage it brah, it's either a life of only drugs, or a life without drugs.
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>>738842075
sometimes i wish i never touched the stuff in the first place/ sometimes ill blow my whole check at once. lackofselfcontrolintensifies.jpeg
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My step an blew me like 6 times one night and the last time she sucked me off I was rubbing her clot and she squirted so hard when she came.... I jerk off to that night constantly
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>>738841810
Hey!! I just bet500 on him doing that too!!
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>>738842178
Step aunt
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>>738842196
Post pics or it didn't happen
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>>738837452
share your sluttiest periscopers
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>>738842264
I didn't document it but it happens about 7 months ago... I keep meaning to go over to her place and see what could happen
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I created a huge lie about a gang I used to be in that was essentially the illuminati in order to get a friend of mine to cooperate and meet every demand I made. I would use fake numbers and text her telling her what she had to do, or else people in her life would be killed. To make it seem real, I intentionally made a car hit me to further insist that I would be killed if we didn't listen to the demands of this group of people. I got her to send me nudes, blow me and even jack me off, but never fucked her. Eventually I started falling in love with her, but I knew the only way I could keep her in a relationship with me is by continuing with the threats. Eventually i took it a little too far and she snapped and tried to kill herself, her father found her after she took a bunch of pills and they almost immediately packed up and left the state but not before going to the police. I haven't heard anything from her since, and I don't know whether she found out it was me all along, but I kinda miss using her for my own personal happiness. Oh. And I also made her turn against the love of her life when I first started with all the lying. I made her believe that he wanted to rape her and use her and he was actually a child predator (he was 24 she was 17, online relationship) She believed me, because she thought I was in her life protecting her from all these "bad people" so why would I have any reason to lie to her?
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>>738842397
> love of her life
>online
>17 years old
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>>738839148

Time to post body pics! <3
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>>738841345

greentext pls
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>>738842478


meant to use quotation marks on that part. my b.
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>>738842606
no problem brother
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Still fap to Vicky videos
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send nude pics
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>>738842194
You been watching the press conferences? They're hilarious.
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>>738840416
What was your motivation?

Genuine curiosity, not here to judge.
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>>738841943
Maybe I'm super unlucky but any time something even remotely hot happens, they get banned in like 15 secs max.

Is there something extra I should be doing, or just lurk harder to get luckier eventually?
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>>738842880

Hot

I want a lil slut like dat
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>>738843224
Lying on the internet for attention
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>>738836684
I fapped to the blowfly girl multiple times to far, and also fapped to RotMG fanfic lmao I'm a fuckin degenerate xd
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>>738837400
why didnt anyone checked this?
nice dubbbz
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>>738836684
I post on 4chan. . .
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>>738841171
fake asf but kek
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>>738838843
vague. More?
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>>738838281
Stop, feel bad, and go to Confession
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I want to fuck my sister in law every time I see her. She's got s nice body and decent tits. But she's way to young
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>>738843845
Who doesn't. When ever I hear Britney Spears I think if Vicky
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Im cheating on my gf with my ex
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>>738836684
One of my nieces is my kid
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>>738843311
Lurk harder. Check first 10 or so on page. Click on it once and it'll take you to the page to either download app or open broadcast. That's usually a sceeencap of what's currently happening. Don't waste time on anything under first ten on page. If nothing interesting in 30 seconds or so of looking, refresh page. Repeat. I watched a 22 min broadcast of a Russian chick with a mask making her dog eat her out, and letting it try to mount her. Now, this was rare as fuck. But doing it this way you'll find tons of thirsty eastern European teens baring it all. Good way to know if they will bare anything, is when open broadcast, check to see how many recent broadcasts they have. If they got 0, and a low number of followers, they're likely streaming from a new account to be risky and be sluts. But if they have tons of recent broadcasts and followers, don't bother. Because they won't risk a ban on an account they stream regularly on
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>>738844609
Tips are greatly appreciated anon. I'll be following your instructions.
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Found pics of my mom that were obviously for hers and my dads eyes only.

Used to fap to them whenever I could until one day the files disappeared.

Facials and anal pics are the ones etched into my memory.

Tl;dr: I still fap to memories of pics of my mom getting fucked like a slut
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>>738844852
And don't ask for shit in chat, auto mods will just ban you for all sorts of keywords. If they gonna slut, they gonna slut. Just be patient.
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I regularly cheat on my military husband with Andy Sixx's warm, creamy, steamy, and oh so dreamy logs of shit squeezed fresh from the ass of Andy Sixx. Feels so good slidding down my throat in the Georgia heat....

I also let my nieces shower with Andy's warm logs. Nothing sexual happens and the parents are cool with it. Just showering with Andy's steamy dreamlogs.
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>>738844970
Yeah, I got muted for like 5 mins for saying the word "creep" in a random context. Since then, no talking.

Currently there are 3 russian qt3s that are slightly slutting it up but nothing major yet. I will lurk harder. Thanks, once again
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>>738844917
How old were you when you found them?
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>>738845087
Np
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>>738845170
16/17
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>>738844609
so is it just girls doing stuff? i've just gone on and there is a few potential sluts around. also seems to be quite a bit of underage people, which makes me feel uneasy
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>>738836684
/b/
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>>738845338
Makes me diamonds
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>>738844609
ha. great tip. currently watching topless russian chick in one tab and a girl gettign fingered in another.

this may be a new hobby.
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>>738840657
You fucking disgust me.
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>>738845363
and is there any benefits to signing up?
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>>738836684
I miss Candid :(
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>>738845300
How old were your parents in the pics? Your mom any good?
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oh god this periscope shit is the exact type of thing i will get addicted to
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i woke up next to the love of my life this morning and still felt like dying
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>>738837400
checked, also you did nothing wrong you should be proud of that

I was cheated on a few times by the same girl back in highschool.
She lived wit me
Used her guilt to turn her into a sex slave, made her suck my dick every day after she came home from school.
When she asked for vaginal sex, I went on a rant about how she's a dirty cunt who doesn't deserve my clean dick.
Pretty sure I broke her after that. Still not broke enough
5 years later I still think about murdering her
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>>738845478
they seem relatively recent at the time.

Mom is a 6/10. Filthy bitch though so it got me diamonds.
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>>738838754
So reptiles can have autism too?
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>>738838754
obama?
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I refuse to drink or smoke because my dad was an addict who beat my mom and my brother
My mom wants me to get married and have grandkids, but I can barley look women my age in the eye without shitting myself.
I can't get off to naked women or porn. There's something deeply uncomfortable about both.
I go to uni football/basketball games to record the cheerleaders in secret so I can jerk off to the footage later
I have a 3 inch circumcised penis and usually last a minute jerking off
I've cheated my way to an A in multiple uni classes.
When I was younger, girls used to hug me at random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly
When I was a kid/teenager, my dad used to shave me, trim my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, smell my penis after I showered to make sure it smelled nice, would sometimes shower with me, and would beat me if I ever told him no.
Every weekend for the past 4 years, I've gone to the movies alone or taken a nap in my car while my mom thought I was out with friends. I also told her I'm dating a Korean girl named Kimberly who was in one of my uni classes
I enjoy the band Echosmith
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I cheated on my gf after half a year on vacation. after 2 weeks i got an itch inside my dick and my gf started to bleed small amounts. I let her believe it was sensitive after the sex while I got myself tested positive for chlamydia. I came up with a plan: I already told her soms time before to try a supplement of mine L arginine. I knew the foul taste could mask the chlamydia meds. I got myself the doctors prescription and ordered capsules online for her. I planted the powder in the arginine scoop and have it to her under the idea of increased sex drive. (true) She took it all and even rinsed the remains with soms more water. I then refused to have sex with her for a week and took my own meds. tested negative 3 weeks later and symptoms were gone. Still with her 3 years later and wil never cheat again. Worst but most ingenious plan I ever came up with
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>>738845927
I feel better about my life now
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>>738846030
That is genius. Honestly, bravo
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I'm horribly lonely but can't stand most people. I'm also slightly hung up on my best friend that happens to be a lesbian, so it makes relationships hard, mostly because I'm just not as interested as I wish I was.

Most women I meet only look up memes, smoke pot/drink, and fuck everybody they can. Most guys I meet are incredibly boring and all they want to do is play video games (because I'm good at them and they want me to carry them).

Honestly I'm thinking about settling and finding a female friend that hates people as much as I do. Bonus if she wants to fuck in front of my lesbian friend to make her jealous that I'm getting laid and she's not even though she's way hotter than I am.

But that's all just a fantasy, chances are it would never happen in my life time because I actively avoid meeting new people due to being so jaded.
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Fucked a girl less than half my age (but legal). She's about 7 months pregnant with another dude's baby. She's also the daughter of a former girlfriend.
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Worked in a really dodgy bar for a few months and fucked a really skanky colleague. Single mom, coke habit, acts like the cool mom who lets the kids do whatever they want etc

Went back to her place and fucked her and did a lot of coke. Couldnt sleep and end up talking to her 16yo daughter when she gets up to head to school. End up getting a semi-decent blowjob before crashing out on the sofa.

Shameful shameful days.
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>>738845364
I once saw a guy jerking onto a toddlers face
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My buddy's ex is a stuck up corporate executive hot milf with big tits. I have a bunch of explicit pics and videos of the dumb bitch. She would be so embarrassed and humiliated if she knew that I've shared those with so many people and turned this upscale bitch into nothing more than jerk off material. I totally get off on sharing the slut.
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>>738841810
finally someone said it lol
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>>738848193
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>>738840564
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>>738848193
>Tmw you couldn't satisfy her so you gotta blame her
kekkity
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>>738836684
I take creepshots of my cousin sometimes

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph596829571b774
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>>738846716
Hot
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>>738846746
Email me if you want to see the bitch
Copperj413 at gmail
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>>738849176
Yea it was. I came with him. Kid looked like she liked it tbh
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Think I'm in love with a co-worker. Afraid to admit in fear of ruining the great sex we have...
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>>738845927
Whoa...
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>>738849697
Really hot. I haven't seen much pizza but I bate for weeks to it after I do.
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>>738849849
Try chat alternative, full of pizza
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my girlfriends younger cousin let me jerk off in front of her while she was wearing a bikini
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>>738850050
How old was she?
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I masturbate to rape. I have an extreme fetish for old guys fucking teenagers. Plus my home is /pol
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>>738850025
I'm too chicken to find it on my own. What have you seen that you liked?
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>>738850143
She was 11 and I was 16 at the time
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I cheated on my girlfriend of two years with a longtime friend/co-worker. I still don't feel bad and honestly wish I got away with it long enough for it to go somewhere.
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>>738850305
Chat alternative uses omegle pool of users. Use the web based version not the app. If you get v& just reset your internet for new IP.

Single digit girls willing to bate on cam
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>>738851012
I'll check it out. Other than that one have you seen any like it? My fav is bj's by low single digits.
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>>738843176
Just wait the london press conference. That shits gonna be fire
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>>738851216
It's mostly girls fingering on there. Watched a girl cram a coke bottle up her ass
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>>738851216
What video is that?
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>>738852249
I don't know. The hottest was a brown haired girl who came in while he was tapping and taking it like shed done hundred times before.
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Anyone here know the exact point they realized no one liked them? I'll start

> be me in 6th grade
> nearly summer break
> everyone signing yearbooks
> get a few signatures from few friends
> leave yearbook on counter to use bathroom
> when I come back some girl is writing in it
> brief flutter of hope in my heart
> go up and look
> it's a phone number
> say thanks to her
> "wait anon, this is YOUR book?"
> proceeds to scratch out number and shoves book at me
> "dont trick people like that you creep"
> too awkward to explain myself
> leave and sit in the hallway
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>>738852897
Awesome. Limewire used to be full of it
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>>738853043
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>>738841810
come on now.

Pacman couldn't even touch Mayweather
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Growing up as a teen boy the grandma next door used to always talk to me a lot and invited me over to help her with chores for money .I did this pretty often because I wanted money for alcohol .When she asked why I need the money she told me I could come over and drink hers because she never drinks it .It was a really wet and rainy day one day and I slipped over In her garden in the mud .Instead of me going home she heavily insisted I strip down and shower .i went and had a shower and got out and she handed me her panties a tshirt and a short dress to wear ! Because my pants where muddy .i thought it was super weird but she insisted it wasn't weird and no one will know .i sat on her couch and she gave me a coffee and sat opposite me and I could tell as she was talking to me she was looking up my short skirt the whole time ! . As I got home and changed I had realised her panties where used and had her discharge in them !
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>>738854320
Presume your a femanon
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>>738854320
Nice bait. The clear use of improperly placed end marks made for an irritating experience.
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>>738854537
Think what you want ,It was my life and I haven't told anyone out of shame .I never went back after that.
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I can't masturbate without fantasize about snuffing and necro raping the corpse of daddy/bear men :(
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>>738836684
The only thing im ashamed for ist that I already pissed myself when sleeping really drunk at friends. Other than that my only (half)secret is that I had excessive drug consum. Also i have an tic with my hands and vocal, but i learned to control or in public. Beside that im very emotional but im hiding it. I wished i wouldn't think so much when it comes to women and could just fuck them. I know its pretty lame. I already experienced a lot but its no secret. Im a pretty honest person with high moral values. Ok one more t
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>>738836684
I forgot to flush once
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I'm thinking of dumping my GF right this instant, never realised a long term relationships were so monotone, full of drama, and just generally boring. I'm seriously questioning myself as to why I would want just one girlfriend instead of hooking up with random girls at random times that are just as attractive.
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>>738836684
Thinking of leaving my wife, kids because no one keeps the house clean. I try, but there is literally tons of clutter that I can not get rid of by myself. Also, they don't let get rid of it, so I have to sneak out what I can. I'm done with that.
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>>738844609
is it me, or do all streams end just as they are getting good?

periscope is the biggest blue baller of all time so far
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>>738836684
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i like bondage and sex for money
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I'm a sociopath and inevitably, in every relationship or friendship, they start drifting away until a fight happens and we never talk again. Every once in a while they see how fucked up and empty I am and can't take it anymore
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>>738859149
I also was simultaneously addicted to meth and Opana for 4 months while living with my parents and they never found out
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>family dinner with my wife's mother and sister
>wife's mother proceeds to get wasted with wine
>wife's sister arrange with some friends to come and get her to go somewhere else
>wife's mother ends up in our house
>wife tired goes to sleep
>i go to get a bath
>wife's mom sleeping on the couch
>sexy older version of my wife
>i'm half naked from the bath
>horny as fuck
>get my dick out above her face and start masturbating
>not enough cause i really wanna fuck
>undress her and start eating her out
>baby smooth hairless pussy
>holyshitthisisdivine.mp3
>i start fucking her raw on the couch
>after a while i cum deep in her
>as i'm grabbing her tits she says thank you in her sleep
>confused and scared as fuck i leave
>next morning is Sunday
>i get up early every morning to exercise
>her mother is already awake making breakfast
>she says thank you again for the fuck last night
>i say anytime, half embarrassed half scared
>how about now?
>she gets my dick out and starts sucking
>proceed to fuck her in the kitchen
>RIP exercise
>tell her i wanna have a threesome with her and my wife
>exact words ''i'm not saying no to that but it's a little weird''
>still waiting to happen
>i must have come in my mother in law's pussy more times than my wife's by now
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>>738838754
Checks out
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>>738845927
I feel for you dude...
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>>738841814
how?
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>>738846234
What games do you play
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>>738859149
same
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Iv masturbated to gay porn and dicks before and thought about haveing sex with a man but I just can't ever do it even though I'm terrible with woman but iv fucked a lot of woman including hookers. It's been 5 years since I started the gay shit but I'm not legit gay...I just think about it, and I honestly will never attempt gay sex. This is my biggest secret although people do think I'm gay somtimes. I wish I was normal.
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When I was around 10 years old me and this other kid from the neighborhood had "gay sex", which just consisted of me getting on top of him and us rubbing our dicks together for like and hour.
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In my early 20's I had sex with a guy for money. It was only one guy a long time ago but I live in fear that my boyfriend will somehow find out.
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>>738860526
>I just think about it, and I honestly will never attempt gay sex.
Got news for you. You eventually will. I was in the same boat, swore I'd never do it and now I have a fuck buddy who I fuck regularly.
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>>738860776
I'm scared man, I just remind myself it's all chemical.
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>>738860776
That must be amazing
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27.596, -85.129 approx 1852 ft.
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I like to shit myself at home and frantically masturbate. Been doing it since I was 13. 24 now

I dont feel ashamed I love it. My gf knows about it and is cool with it but she wont ever join in understandably
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>>738860940
What's nice is it's hot sweaty sex. The only issue is he's getting feels for me.
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>>738844505
story time pls
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>>738844505
lol me too
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>>738855997
jeez man, you're no better than a savage. get some help
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>>738836684
i broke my sister's blender :<
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Cheated on my girlfriend with six women, currently think I have feelings for one of her friends
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>>738840362
Story?
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>>738860991
HDG: 265° DIST: 125nm from John's Pass
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>>738861336
Two steel barrels. A Canadian mother and daughter...lol
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>>738844505
Kek your not alone b/ro
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>>738845927
Just kys ma dude
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>>738836684
Tits or gtfo, bitch.
You think I don't know why you make these threads? The others don't, but I do.
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>>738838074
Nice.
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>>738836684
When I was in the 9th grade, my cousin was 4 years younger. Used to hang out a lot, those 9th grade hormones were going crazy... During that summer I tried to touch her. Starting by rubbing her legs, and progressively work my way higher and higher.

She would always try to push my hands away and tell me to stop. Until one day, she appeared to just give up and ignored what was happening. I worked my hands all the way up her thighs, and started to rub her panties. Got my hands under panties, and began to rub her slit and around her butthole. Then I noticed that she was trying hard not to cry, just staring off...

Feel really guilty and stopped. Never tried again. Now she's a lesbian... hmmmm... did I do that?
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>>738861204
>>738861478

How do y'all do it?

God damn I wish my ex was up for this
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>>738836684
I'm the father of my cousin's daughters
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>>738844567
My brother would straight up fucking murder me if he were to found out the boy he raised the last 6 years was my son.

He's not, but still. Shame on your dumbass, and her slutty ass.
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>>738838754
It was all going so nice until you got to the chaos seeding.
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i search hacking techniques
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>dated someone a few years older
>got her to break up with nigger bf
>found out she's my second cousin
>doesn't care proceeds anyway
>she ends up going back to nigger dick twice
>revenge time
>got her pregnant
>pretended to be sad saying that it'd ruin my life
>got her to abort it
>she's emotionally messed up
>pretend to be friends only to hook up with her friends
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>>738839681
>just touching
>pulled out my dick in front of her a couple times

that's it? no ass-grabbing? no bjs? handjobs? did she enjoy the ordeal? how does she respond to you now?
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My brother is 6 years older than me.
>be 14
>not know anything about sex past what friends told me at school
>One told me how she had given her bf head. Lots of detail
>Brother was an alcoholic
>Dad would get mad at him and beat his ass
>Whole family was afraid of my dad
>One night, brother comes home, drunk
>Passes out on couch.
>Hear him snoring
>Get up and decide to get him in his room.
>Dont want to see dad whip him
>Get him moving.
>Get too his room
>Get his jeans off and he sits on the bed.
>His dick is poking out his boxers
>first time I have ever seen one in person
>Pretend to accidentally touch it when I move his legs onto the bed.
>He doesnt react
>Play with it.
>Gets a little hard
>Decide to go for it and suck him
>he gets hard
>Im not good jaw hurts
>Jerk him off
>He cums.

Continued
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>>738863692
Part 2
A few weeks later.
>same drill
>this time hes got no boxers on
>Give him head
>He reacts a little, puts hand on my head, moves hips
>Get the feeling hes not as drunk as he is playing
>Cums in my mouth

Few weeks later
>same drill
>Get him hard
>Stop
>Stand up and pull my shorts off
>He is suddenly very awake and very angry
>Tells me he doesn't know whats going on but I need to leave his room

Next day
>Try to talk to him
>Hes pissed
>Tells me he doesnt know what happened but he doesnt want to talk about it

Months go by. He still drinks but always makes into into his room now

Until
>One night.
>Knocks on my room
>Im drunk he says
>Help.
>Seeing him drunk I can now know when hes playing up how drunk he is
>Take him to his room
>Jeans off
>oral
>Go to take my shorts off
>He shakes his head no
>I just give him head.

And thats how it went until he moved out a few years later
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A few years back my wife and I had a small house party with our married friends and after a couple hours of drinking things started to die out. All that was left was left were us and two other couples, my wife passed out cause she is a total lightweight and my buddies girl friends were trashed too. We started joking that we should wait till the were all asleep and take turns fucking each others girl. Well before we knew it they were all out like lights and after a few minutes we decided to just go for it. We all started off with our respective women getting them naked in case they woke up but after that the guys took turns banging the women. I nutted at least three time twice in one and once in the other. I know they all did the same with my wife but whatever. Anyway after that we got their panties back on and cleaned as much of the cum off as we could then got them to their cars and they headed out. My wife woke up the next morning like "I had the sluttiest dream and I am so wet from it my panties are soaked, gonna go take a quick shower" mfw she comes out and says "make sure to tell anon and anon that they get to pay child support if im pregnant" Turns out she remembers what we did and was totally cool with it. My friends girls didn't remember a thing and luckily no one was pregnant later. Shit was totally cash!!!!
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Heres mine. Love these threads. This is the only place I can tell this

>In HS
>Give black boy bj in my car after class
>That night freak out.
>What if he tells?
>bf would flip
>everyone at school would treat me like shit.
>Next day
>Principals office
>Coach _____ Tyrone got in my car and forced me to give him oral
>Cops are called
>Security camera seem to support my side.
>Cops arrest him
>Students split, whites believe me, blacks believe him
>I have to go to another school
>He pleads guilty in plea bargain
>Goes to Juvie Camp
>Bf finally tells me that he never believed me and dumps me
>I tell out mutual friends that he doesnt believe me
>They all stop fucking with him
>Start dating his now ex-best friend

Black guy got out after a few years. My family moved not long after he got locked up so Ill never see him
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>>738859308
Great story.

Feel like sharing a pic? Even something close would be great.
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>>738861095
Okay how does that even work?
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>>738864734
Raged. 10/10 go fuck yourself
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>>738864734
So you're not only mentally ill, you're mentally ill scum.

Par for the course.

Someone remind me again why Hitler was wrong?
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Sometimes I slack off at work
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>>738836684
I never graduated college but all my friends and family think I did, pissed away a full scholarship because all I wanted to do was take drugs and party
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>>738861474
Daughter might have still been alive when I sent her down into the deep. Blood bubbles coming out her nose as I was sealing the lid
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>>738865505
Im good thx.

>>738865565
Im not Mentally ill.
Strange that you would be upset about a nigger, but then post about Hitler being right?
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>>738865839
I'm not one of your detractors, but why'd you give him the service in the first place?
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>>738864605
You ol dog you! I love it
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>>738866002
Idk. He was kinda cute, he had this sexual feeling about him. I wanted to see what it was like I guess.
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>>738864734
Fuck you
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>>738865667
Settle the fuck down , do you want fbi all over this fucking place man????
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>>738839319
Where are you from?
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>>738866119
Burn coal...
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>>738836684
I fuck a guy in his mouth and ass every week. His husband doesn't know, my wife doesn't know.
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>>738865778
I'm not saying I believe you, but why did you kill them?
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>>738866286
So, how did that come to be. Were u guys friends before?
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From as back as I can remember my step dad was doing sexual things with me. I honestly can't remember the actual first time I was so young. He raised me to think it was normal and what girls were expected to do for boys. He made me also "take care" of my step brother while he watched us. My mom was always working, she was a nurse. Step dad collect ss for some disability he claimed to have. Seemed fine to me. When I actually got the courage to tell my mom she slapped me and told me not to make things up and that I was terrible for lying. I never tried to tell anyone again for a long time. I just let them continue. Step dad died when I was 17 of heart attack. I should have been free but I (yes it was me) kept instigating sex with his son. I would aggressively seek him for sex. I think I felt guilty for always wishing his fathers death and then it happened.
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>>738838835
It was probably a normal dream that was hijacked by your wife getting you off. The fact that you would have a dream where you take time to just chill with your kids seems like you care.
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>>738839004
Thanks, will try. Any tips on not getting caught?
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>>738866119
mfw you don't realise fbi and nsa regularly start "secrets" threads to catch dumb fucks who post here
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>>738866220
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Tricked my gf into sleeping with some black co workers
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>>738839004
oh yeah, I remember that comedian bit. because the don't change the curtains right?
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>>738840888
check'd
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>>738836684
I once had to go to the hospital to have a dildo removed from my intestine after having accidentally sat down during anal play. They were pretty quick and discreet about it, actually, considered I was put under and woke up in the morning.
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>>738865778
Hung mom up by her feet from the tender davit. Daughter went hysterical as I gutted mom like a dear and one by tossed her organs over the side. I think my laughing put her over the edge when some shit spilled out her mom's intestines and onto the deck.
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>>738841864
is this supposed to be wrong somehow? What am I missing
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When i was in 6th / 7th grade my aunt live around the corner from my school. I used to go over to her house for lunch. She watched tv while I ate and then would invite me over to the couch where she would then rub my dick over my pants and then french kiss me. After a few weeks of this she got the nerve to pull my dick out and rub it. I would cum like mad. She never fucked me but I kissed her tits and she loved it. Was a great two years. I've lost contact with her since.
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>>738866328
Because I could... Do you ask a dog, hey dog why do you do dog stuff?
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>>738853043
Same thing, but with Valentine's Day and the wrong desk. People ask me why I'm so cynical...
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>>738866754
Seems legit to me tbh, I see no problem either. Nude-awkwardness is really more of a thing society did to us anyway
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>>738863709
>>738863692
gonna guess you are female?
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>>738866828
So, not the dsame person asking, would you consider yourself a psychopath?
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>>738840494
I wish I'd done shit like this when I was a kid. Of course, I was a huge nerd, and virgin until the age of 25.
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>>738867151
yeah. thought that was clear.
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>>738867328
are you attractive? did you want to fuck your brother or just trying to practice head?
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>>738867175
Not really. I have no social awkwardness and most ppl generally like me. I just have a dark side I need to feed every now and then.
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>>738867464
>are you attractive?
Not really. Overweight. I have great eyes tho.

>did you want to fuck your brother or just trying to practice head?
Just head. I don't really think hes all that attractive. He kinda has questionable hygene and hes overweight like me.
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>>738841810
>>738841810
I placed the same bet last week
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>>738867649
did he cum in your mouth? did you swallow?
also post pic
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>>738867465
I can see that. I have some dark shit in me but it's definitely all in my control. Though it also scares me away from doing shrooms or anything, I am very afraid of activating some suppressed retardation (aside from the autism Ive already got)
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>>738866363
CL find
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>>738867703
>did he cum in your mouth?
not the first time, but yeah a few times he did.

>did you swallow?
Not at first. It was kinda gross. Like bleach. tbh, never tasted cum that I would call 'good'. All that shit in porn is all bs.

>also post pic
In a thread where I talked about giving my brother head?
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Cheated on my wife two weeks ago for the second time. First time ever having my dick inside another woman.
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I cheat on my wife regularly. So far I've banged my boss, two coworkers, her cousin, a friend, and a girl from a dating site. I feel no guilt about it
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>>738867834
>In a thread where I talked about giving my brother head?

yes please
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>>738867834
Post your landwhale tits
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>>738867829
what's CL?
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>>738866530
Why did you link me?
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>>738867982
Craigslist
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>>738868035
So like, would you consider yourself gay? Just generally curious about this kinda stuff, seems kinda strange to me to do stuff like this yknow
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>>738867932
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>>738867804
Good luck. I tried for years. One day an irresistible opportunity presented itself.
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>>738868212
1/10

Wish I hadn't seen your tits and just fapped to the wincest
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>>738868212
full body please

ive always had a fantasy about my sister wanting to practice blowjobs on me
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>>738868311
I gave you fair warning.
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>>738868212
Wanna go for a boat ride?....lmao
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>>738868165
I wouldn't consider myself gay, no. Just some holes to plow. There is no easy or gentle, like with the wife. Just fucking. Hard ass fucking.
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>>738868212
Nice skin, and those breasts look super fun. Loose weight and see how the other side lives, your naughty thing.
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>>738868387
I get motion sickness.

>>738868330
Im pretty overweight

>>738868519
Noted
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I killed a homeless man on my way home from work. Just beat him til he stopped moving.
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>>738836684
I've killed a man
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I use summons in dark souls.
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>>738868268
Green text time.
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>>738868268
Thanks. I can see how that kind of situation could really fuck me up. In my current state, probably wouldn't do it, but if I was just feeling bad enough I just might...
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I like to film my cousin's ass
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph596829571b774

I have plenty more, will upload soon ;)
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>>738868414
Fair enough.
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>>738868788
Are you from Alabama??
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Was 18 and with my sister. We wanted some booze so we walked up to a gas station.

Ask people if they could buy us some but no one would. Old man said he would if she blew him. Thought she'd say no, but she told him she would and did
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>>738853043
I swear I've seen this exact post before...
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>>738868945
Sounds hot, but did you just watch or what?

Also, pic related?
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>>738868212
More fattie tits
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>>738869458
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>>738864734
This is why we don't believe fucking rape claims
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>>738869745
Let's see that cottage cheese ass
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>>738866100
Piece of shit kys
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>>738869272
I watched. Honestly, I really didn't think she was going to do it. Yes it is
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>>738869935
Keep posting sexy pics of your sister
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>>738870011
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>>738870035
God damn. You ever fantasize about her? A bunch of my friends were always into my sister, but I never saw it. Guess it's the normie in me.
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>>738869935
Did she even look at your, or was it just magically not awkward at all?
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>>738870144
Definitely have. I have seen her in a few scenarios and she's told me stories that were nuts
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>>738869935
>>738870011
>>738870144
It's a well known ig whore you thirsty newfags
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>>738870188
It wasn't really awkward, I was more in disbelief and no not really
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>>738869745
You silly girl, you had me thinking you were a landwhale.

And it looks like you're ready for a little action. Still sex starved?
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>>738870243
Don't ruin it for me!

(I want to believe... ;-;)
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>>738869745
add me on kik xD

>proton1305
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>>738870386
It's not even a believable story you lonely queermo.
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i brought communism to cuba
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>>738870322
>>738870432

>Still sex starved?
Have a bf.
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>>738870243
Post IG
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>>738870477

well alright then have a good day ^_^
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>>738870315

in situations like that, take the initiative and say no FOR your sister. no judgement, dude... it's traumatic, honestly... live and learn. in the future, have respect for yourself enough to say no.
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>>738870477
Didn't stop you from posting your gross nudes on /b/.
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>>738870557
Find it yourself you lazy millennial
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>>738870477
Well, you tried.
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>>738870662
Did generation Y stop being a thing? I'm not sure if I'm a millennial or not. I am pretty lazy after a ten hour shift, though.
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I used to walk around nude at home and in the garden, where I knew everyone on the bus could see me if it stopped, actual had quite a few people wave at me. Then my sister caught me jacking off in the garden, told my parents and that was the end of that.
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>>738870835
You work in an office or behind a counter don't you?
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