Shitty games description v3

>>738835832
>be robot
>meet other robot
>save bunnies

>Be middle aged man
>Be walking around with little boy solving mysteries
>Try to solve all the puzzles yourself
>Just google it instead

>be amnesiac on beach
>some asshole wakes you up
>wait why are we all furries
>you both start talking
>some assholes come mug them
>they beg for you to help get their fucking rock or whatever back
>fine
>go through cave and kick their asses
>you two are now friends
and that's how it starts

>Party fucking hard
>Corporate Jew-douche
>Emo chick at my door getting full view of dick
>Oh shit what, I'm hungover is this a fucking titan?
>Conspiracy theories

>>738835959
Cave story????

>"where's the other nuke!?"

>be good at your job
>your waifu leaves you and fucks you up
>murder her later on
>secondary antagonist is quadruple agent

>>738835962
prof laton?

>Furry chasing another kid furry
>Fall in hole
>Fucking hieroglyphics
>Emu faggot wants my gold shit
>nah bitch
>Boomerang

>>738836036
Yep
Those games are great

>be shooty man
>die
>respawn
>die
>beat wife

>>738835992
Hell yeah m80

>forget shit
>run like a pussy
>hide like a pussy
>win nothing

>>738836008
Is this a weeb trash game??

>Girlfriend trying to fuck
>Hero on movie is asking for my help
>Stuck in a movie
>Henshin a go-go baby

>>738836061
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger

>>738836121
My nigga

>>738836110
VIEWTIFUL JOE BABY

>>738836144
I miss this game, yes.

>>738836087
It's made by japs, but its 100% westernised.

>>738835832
>shitty island vacation
>abundance of deodorant cans

>>738835981
pokemon mystery dungeon: exploroers of sky / darkness / time.

>>738836260
ayy

>>738835832
>friend gets turned into ferret
>become immortal god
>turns out ferrets are gods too

>>738836190
nigga we had Far Cry 3 like 8 times already

>>738836175
It's fucking metal gear amirite

>>738836290
Jak and Daxter

>>738836290
Jak & Daxter

>>738836343
>>738836345
that was quick

>>738836336
Ye lmao

> get stuck in school
> share babymomma with clairvoyant douche if you fuck up

>>738836078
kek

>wakes up in the woods
>starts collecting sticks

>get blood transfusion from creepy old guy to cure disease
>fight fucking monsters and demons and shit
>doing pretty good
>psych nigga you dead
>git gud you fucking dork lololololol

>>738836402
Lmaooo took me a while even from the last thread

What gaved it off was how you described ocelot lmao

>>738836291
ur guess is wrong buddy

>simulation inside a simulation
>turns out you're an ayy lmao

>>738836078
takeshis challenge

>OBJECTION!

>>738836478
What the hell is this

Star ocean? Ahhaha

>>738836380
Ferret god gave it away.

>>738836450
Don't starve?

>travel through time
>meet pretty girl
>dad is a douche
>go away dad!
>kill dad
>never really was there in the first place
>gf ends up with a singing career

>>738836507
Phoenix Write

>thousands of years ago
>bunch of niggers
>have to kill them all
>mammoths

>>738836478
soma...

>caustic soda
>caaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuussssssssssssssttttttttttiiccccccccccccc sssssssssssssoodddddddddddaaaaaa

>>738836514
>Don't starve?
yup

>>738836510
lol, no

>>738836459
Yeah not many games out there I can think of with a plot as fucking ridiculous as "bad russian man really works for the CIA, but really works for the patriots, but really works for another man"

>>738836548
Payday 2

>>738836536
Far Cry Primal

>>738836456
bloodborne

>>738836548
no

>>738836597
dank

>Tragic past
>Fucking infinite stamina, bad for people with fears of heights
>Can kick the shit out of people
>Can flip people off while falling

>nigger shoots people in the south

Can't blame him though it's in all their blood

>>738836644
mirror's edgelord

>>738836644
Mirror's Edge

>>738836533
You're "Wright"

>Top Hat
>Puzzles

>>738836644
Mirror's Edge

>sends dying dude to space

>>738836691
>>738836675
>>738836710
Glad to see some of you fags are
>STILL ALIVE

>be a bear
>pack a bird that shits eggs
>save ugly mini bear from ugly ass witch

>>738836737
portal

>>738836743
BANJO FUCKING KAZOOIE MOTHERFUCKER

>>738836743
banjo kazooie boyo

>>738835832
>Im Drunkk IM VERY VERY DRUUUUNK

>>738836753
>>738836737
Yes, and also the name of Mirrors Edge's ending song/overall theme

>>738836743
crash bandicoot

>>738836743
you even trying

>>738836743
Banjo and Kazooie
>>738836737
Portal

>>738836796
Conker's bad fur day??

>>738836771
best thing is the puzzlegame at the end, always played just to get there and fuck up

>>738836798
learn something new every day

intro
>wake up
>oh boy i'm gonna graduate space cadet academy or someshit
>say hi to the friendly neighborhood bird people, apes, fish men, and robots
>oo ceremony
>suddenly hentai
>tentacles everywhere
>run to a ship
>escape planet

>>738836801
what

>>738836423
>>738836086
Solve them boiiiiiiiis

>>738836801
Crash... A bear?

>pretty island with ugly puzzels

>faggot dressed up like rodent
>computer crashed lol jk just other faggot that looks homeless
>the hero this city deserves

>>738836847
Starbound

>>738836086
Amnesia?

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>fucking bloddy mess everywhere
>this faggot keeps getting away

Disgruntled mailman chases after a white guy

>>738836828
nope

>>738836923
i feel like i make these too easy

>>738836933
Yeet.

>>738835832
>walk in blind darkness
>im super glowy
>why does god hate me

>>738836523
No takers? More clues then

>Old friend wears coat funny
>A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
>Sequel was ass

>C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKERRRRR

>>738836086
Do you at least win prosciutto?
>if so is mogeke castle

>"what the fuck u lookin at, cracker?"

>>738837006
final fantasy... 7?

>>738837006
Final Fantasy 10?

>>738837054
Killer Instinct

>>738837006
Final Fantasy x?

>furry elder gets whacked by ship
>everywhere furry ppl die and cry, also
>ANTS EVERWHERE

>>738835986
Half life 2

>I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT!

>hogwarts for psychics
>cobwebs and baggage
>always wanted to fuck that one teacher

>>738836423
Okay, let's make this easier.

>pervert bear is a douche
>first case was fucking stupid

>>738837143
Devil May Cry

>>738837112
>>738837075
correct
>>738837071
close

>>738837141
Nah, nobody guessed it in time though.
DmC: Devil May Cry

>>738836936
silent hill?

>>738837165
Dangsomethingropa?

>>738837227
Danganronpa, yes.

>WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!

>>738835832
>The Revenant: Base Building Edition

>>738836190
Dead Island?

>why is being a shinobi with gigantism so satisfying?
>dyslexia is the funniest thing ever
>secret dragon character

>Solving your own murder

>giant purple nigger squashes the earth

>yellow man with eating disorder raids family of four's home
>eats all their food

>>738836507
Not even trying

>Baby's first genocide, now on horse back

>>738837369
Murdered: Soul Suspect

>>738837431
indeed

>making a star out of food
>rolling around at the speed of....

>>738837404
Pacman

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>>738837404

>canada is an RPG

>>738837477
Yuuuuuup

>>738837286
Star Wars Battlefront 2?

>criminal
>helps girl commit suicide
>father kills a buddy of yours out of anger

>>738837063
Hitman Blood Money fucking lmao

>>738837337
yep

>>738837522
Yep

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>>738837537

>>738837492
South Park: Stick of Truth

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>>738837465
>>738837465

>>738837570
mhm

>so a man in a wheelchair and a lady in a towel walk into an apartment block
>they're the same person

>>738837609
Awesome pic! With the right answer!

>get job
>either get murdered or get fired
>pay is shit

>>738837160
Psychonauts

>Ate without a table

>>738837715
bingo!

thread is dying;;;

>give amorphous blobs the succ
>fuse them into shit
>collect their feces

>you play as waifu material or a total cuck
>flying swords
>BECOME AS GODS

>>738837922
Slime Rancher

>>738837930
Nier: Automata

>everyone is the antagonist
>darkness

>>738837972
noice

>>738837995
this was way to easy

>>738837304
No winrars? Honestly thought it would be pretty easy :(

>Be lord or some shit
>Sociopath guy with higher rank is coming
>Try to appear strong to intimidate
>Get a knife to the throat
>Restart, this time go for ass licking path to him
>Get a knife to the throat anyways
>"Your choices matter"

rush b blyat

>>738838043
yeah, I had no idea, any more hints?

>Drive around with a hunchback
>beat up bald morons

>>738838052
Telltale: Game Of Thrones

>>738838212
Mad Max

>>738835959
Lovers in a dangerous spacetime

>guy with anger issues
>Orange ferret thing

>>738838257
I'm making these too easy aren't I?

>>738838235
Yep, replaying this sucks

>>738838292
Just a bit

>Tomogochi the size of a building simulator
>No one speaks English

>>738837361
Rogue Legacy.

>>738838422
Tomodachi Life?

>>738836887
Witness?

>>738838503
Bingo
>>738838496
No, think bigger, animal focused and more feathers

>>738837224
nope

>>738837752
Rimworld?

>Expect Tomodachi life for phone and online
>Get some lackluster messaging app with 1 solo gacha minigame

>>738838023
Kingdom hearts lmao

>>738837115
pikmin?

>>738838043
>>738837304

>Main character is fucking nuclear and crazy wild

>>738836936
I'll give another hint: The longer a level is played the bloodier it gets. Literally.

>Rule kingdom
>Make choices
>Die
>Repeat

>>738838628
ye

>>738838968
Reigns or whatever that medievil tinder game is called

>>738838911
Still got nothing, Slaughterhouse or Risk of Rain maybe?

>Shazbot
>Shazbot
>Woohoo!
>Attack the enemy generator!
>Shazbot!

>>738839006
yup

>the game ends with you tying a bomb to a helicopter using an elastic band

>cinnamon or butterscotch

>pills
>I hate stairs

>>738839199
underfags get out, reeee

>>738839229
Max Payne?

>>738839066
Tribes mofo

>>738836423
Danganronpa or some shit

>>738839261
Nope

>to the window
>to the wall

>>738839297
Need for speed 2015?

>>738839261
>zoooooeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

>Your best mate is also a fucking ring
>Your ears are your wings
>Fucking cat clown

>>738839416
Left 4 Dead

>>738839421
You're killing me here, any more hints?

>>738839405
try again

>>738839421
klonoa nigga

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>>738839450
Got it

>>738839505

>You can turn your enemies into fucking balloons and carry them with you

>>738839563

Ya

>he's a master
>he's also a chief

>>738839745
Adventures of Master Chef in the galaxy of this thread is fucking dying?

>>738835832
>Be guy
>Dick hanging out
> Punch people on the road
>Eat fish
>Save town or something

>>738839797
>>738837304
>>738838889
Solve mine and the thread with officially die.

>your dad is the real hero of the story, you are just forced to follow in his footsteps

>>738839854
I don't know yours tho

>>738839854
Solitaire

>>738839297
Breakout

>>738839879
Fallout 3

>>738835832
>Watch a guy bot for 4 years to mine coal
>Watch that same guy bot for 1 year to convert coal to certificates
>Watch that same guy sell certificates for gold
>Watch next guy bot for 1 year to convert certificates for coal
>Watch said next guy bot for 1 year to mine iron
>Watch said next guy bot for 4 years to make steel bars
>Then watch him bot for 1 year to make steel bars into certificates
>Watch him sell certificates to guy who then bots for 1 year to make certificates into bars
>Watch this third guy bot for 8 years making cannonballs from steel bars

>>738839943
That was quick.

>>738839972
Runescape?

>>738840015
I was guna guess this too but the years were throwing me off

>>738836478
Prey

>>738839854
It's either Fallout 4 or some game I've never heard of

>>738840004
I was actually second guessing myself. You're not really forced to follow in his footsteps tho.

>>738840015
>>738840072
yeah I bullshitted the years a little bit, but that's runescape classic

>>738840123
No, but the story forces you to.

>>738840121
Fallout 4 is a good guess (though not close at all), but sadly no.

>>738840183
Well, now I need to know

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>>738840152

>>738839879

Final Fantasy X?

Dad kidnaps me to get away from Dad, Dad sends city to kill Dad, but Dad fights his way through city to kill Dad, and the only way out is to kill Dad.

>daughter dies
>real depression hours for like 20 years or some shit
>Get new daughter
>Pet giraffe

>>738840303
Bioshock: Infinite

>>738836478
Top fucking kek

>>738840315
The Last of Us

>>738840375
Correctomundo

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>>738840208
I guess you could say I...
>Kept you waiting, huh?

>Protocol 1: Link to Pilot
>Protocol 2: Uphold the Mission
>Protocol 3: Protect the Pilot

>>738840459
arrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhh, I should've fucking gotten that too

>>738840480
:)

>>738840478
Titanfall 2

>>738840522
Correct. That ending tore open a Iron Giant sized hole in my feels.

>>738839920
not really, almost fits though

>He's a lumberjack and he's okay
>He chops all night and he chops all day
>Red magic man made him crash on our island
>I wonder what he tastes like
>he ate my wife the other day just for laughs
>I kinda wonder what that villager over there tastes like
>Apparently that bigass mother fucker with the six arms and four legs that fucked up that guy's base before being set on fire is actually a 6 year old boy

>>738840620
I just wish you got to use the Smart Pistol more, that thing was great

>be space robot ninja
>have cool powers and pets
>space mom is THICC
>turns out you're controlled by an edgy teenager with void powers
>what
>spend all day grinding anyway

>>738840661
The forest

>>738842053
there we go

>mean in past
>still mean but have a goal
>government takes my family
>Tells me to hunt down old friends
>hunt down old friends
>Kill old friends
>Get family back
>Government kills me to tie up loose end

>Arrive in a new place after a long journey.
>Roped into going into the largest mine that has ever existed.
>The bottom of the mine has a massive demon and all the plot in it.

>>738840910
Warframe

>issa nigga with a rocket launcher and some bitchin leather

>>738842475
Red dead revolver

>>738842475
Red dead

>Be furry
>Best friends are also furries.
>Stocky liite nerd fucker and fat/stupid yet very strong nigger.
>Travel round the world fucking up bad guys.
>Find out the group of faggot furries who made me batman also took my dads diary.
>Steal file from hot cop-furry.
>Go to faggots place.
>Find locked door, need to find keys.
>Open door, need more keys.
>Get other keys, fight furry faggot.
>Steal back dads diary page
>Find new way to yiff.
>Do this 4 more times.
>Kill mecha-godzilla.
>Kiss cop furry.
>Get kinky with her handcuffs.
>Leave her there.

>>738842651
Diablo

>>738835832
>Aircrack-ng people's shit in the hotel lobby
>Niece dies
>Basically use Shodan amd Kali and break people's/city's shit for lulz
>Find the taco nigger that killed child
>find the niggers that sent him
>French emo chick
>Nephew is a faggot the whole time, always getting into shit
>Niggrosoft markets cell phone service, shit is weak as fuck like they're stuck in 2003 using WEP

>>738837115
jet force gemini.

>>738835832
>Monsters and hookers

>>738843350
sly racoon

>>738843627
Watch Dogs.

>Protagonist has dissociative identity disorder
>Giant ass robots
>2nd disc can suck my FUCKING ASSHOLE

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>>738835832
>Get sent to mysterious place for several crimes and breaking several laws
>Make homemade Explosives and guns to wipe out war
>Manipulative assholes
>Fucking maniacs
>mfw everyone is a Bully

oldfag mode

>choose island
>choose how many people you wanna take to the island
>build a castle
>research canons
>get nuked

>>738835832
>robots are mad
>robots kill people
>world doesn't like dying
>world establishes super people
>special super people kill robots

>beat up an crow
>you got big hands
>you hear gods voice

>Saved by best friend
>Hunt traitors down and kill them
>Best friend is kill
>Avenge best friend
>wtf have to kill traitors again
>kill leader
>leader and best friend are still alive next game wtf does anyone ever really die?

>>738845258
super mario bros 3
>>738845269
sonic 2

>>738845444
Nope on Sonic 2

>>738845062
i have 0 fucking clue

>>738838911
binding of Isaac?

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>>738835832
Talking fish gets fucked with forehead penis.

>>738845062
NieR: Automata

>>738838889
Splosion Man?

>civilizations go to war over magic powers stolen from dead gods
>build fuckhuge army to destroy almost-as-fuckhuge army
>adopted sister wants your nuts and fakes her death for literally no reason
>best friend betrays you for also literally no reason
>not Fire Emblem but apparently close, because that's all anyone ever guesses

>>738845824
no

>>738845062
nobody can get this one lol

>>738846078
sounds like a final fantasy game

>>738846270
No, but it is a JRPG though so you're in the right ballpark.

>>738846410
It's it fire emblem

Man drugs himself and abuses animals. In the end a woman makes fun of him and you have to start over.

You stamp all the time. Period.

>>738846540
Was the hint that it wasn't Fire Emblem really such a dead giveaway?

>>738846649
Papers, please

>>738846542
Sounds like Mario.

>>738846649
Also sounds like Mario.

>>738838911
Prototype?

>>738846685
Right

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>>738846718
> WTF?
TRUE WATCHES TO $ 0?

>>738839297
That first really big drop from ds3 dlc2 made me think of that so ds3

>>738846773
I'm confused is this a bot? I only ask because usually bots only lead to jailbait/CP websites so this is new to me.

>>738837709
papers please?

>>738837709
Five nights at freddys?

>>738835981 pokemon mystery dungeon, specifically the explorers of (-----) series

>go into cave
>die 2,500 times
>kill Punjab Satan

>>738838262
Jak and Daxter

>>738838889
Duke Nukem?

>disobey commands and head to island
>dumbass friend falls in pool
>collect floating eggs
>fail fishing mission
>can't turn friend back to normal

>rich famous dude
>kills aliens
>smokes cigars
>blows it out your ass
>your ass is grass and he's the weed wacker

>>738848179
>>738848085

>generic mexican last name yelled out every minute
>online nuke

>isjust a scan bro
>Suddenly future submarine base
>Aiwaifu appears
>Ur a robot bro
>Erry1 is ded, go launch us into spes plox
>Also destroy the cancer pls
>Do all that shit
>Kthxbai
>Jack off all alone in the dark

>>738848564
Soma

>>738835832
A BOMB.

>>738835832
>Four 3 guys and a girl from around the world team up.
>Everyone wants them dead.
>His best friend betrays him
>His dad is never present.
>4 people finish what 3 people tried to finish.

>>738849119
What a shame

>>738839229
Left For Dead

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>>738845752
The answer was sea man

>be black
>stealing cars as usual
>crazy ruski boss accidentally sells car to retard
>you steal it back but get fucked by tard's dad
>also sometimes you drink gasoline

>>738835832
>All Wimminz are extinct
>Mad Max the videogame

>>738835832
>Your wife is a Lazy Bitch that kicks you out of your house to do chores and Errands.
>You're Psychotic

>>738835962
>
pokemon?

>>738849476
GTA V

>your girlfriend is secretly an atomic bomb