Shitty game descriptions V2

>>738831322
>deliver pizza
>oh shit I thought you were my friend
>arcade's fun

>drive people around
>no law enforcement
>2 modes
>4 playable characters
>It's AXEL!

>>738831322
Oh fuck I just made the thread, I was the OP of the one before yours

>die x1000

>>738831492
dark souls

>>738831487
If that one grows, we'll jump ship. EZPZ

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Skyrim is the most overrated game in history of overrated things.
Fallout 4 is the worst of them all.
Fallout 2 is the best.

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>>738831566

>just like the simulations

>>738831322
Ok fuckers try this one on for size
> Hide underground from a clown
> Gotta take pictures to build me a robot
> Flying forest people build town
> My wrench and my wench is all I got

>>738831322
>Dark Souls but more repetitive
>Not associated with Dark Souls
>Still fun for a while
>Eat shit tons of shrooms
>Skeleton cunt

>>738831762
Mario?

>>738831322
Answer this one, get a free steam game of your choice.
> These birds can't fly but they sure can climb
> They eat seeds but I eat eggs
> Flying duck uncaged after a little time
> He's hard to avoid with my tiny legs

>>738831668
Battlefront 2

>>738831762
Monster Hunter of some variety

Fuckin skeletons breh

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>>738831809

>>738831800
>>738831830
No, but I guess Monster Hunter kind of works

Pretty ez mode
>Kidnapped
>Stockholm for new family
>New Dad wants you to kill innocents
>First up is your old family
>Jk he'll do it
>OhYouMad.jpg
>Choice time
>Kill Stockholm family with strangers
>Kill innocents for Stockholm Daddy
>Pay 30 dollars for fanfiction route, you indecisive twat
>Third option is actually only acceptable option

>>738831492
Ninja Gaiden

>>738831926
Witcher 3?

>>738831902
Necropolis, perhaps

>>738831808
Is the riddle just hard or is the game really old or something?

>>738831475
Crazy Taxi?

>>738832073
Yup

>>738832005
>>738831830
>>738831800
It's Let It Die

>>738831701
Racket and Clank?

>>738831999
Not what I was going for. Is that an adequate description of Witcher 3? Never played it.

>>738832100
Ah, the shrooms

>Handcuffed to idiot friend
>idiot friend uses me as a weapon
>engulfed in flames and dry ice yet not dead
>chimps everywhere

>>738832059
For this one, it's both
>>738832105
Nope, right console though

>>738831701
Dark cloud 2 (Dark Chronicle)

>>738832094
Oh how I miss my Dreamcast

>>738831322
>Nice bike

>let some kids mother die
>kid becomes insufferable twat for 90% of the game
>aliens

>>738832222
no clue but I like your quads <3

>>738832245
Aha, finally! Someone who isn't a summerfag. Can you get the other one?

>>738832240
Nah then, the oldest console I had was Ps2 an

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>>738832245

>>738832159
Pretty much. All tho its all hear say

>Played it for 4 hours
>Waste of 4 hours

>>738832332
ah which one?

>good childhood game
>reboot turned it into basically dark souls

>>738832367
Demon Souls

>>738832367
Crat Bandercoot

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>>738832326

HOLY SHIT

>>738832366
See
>>738831808

>>738831322
>Middle of nowhere
>A house
>Forest
>Egg
>Can't go that way
>Can't see anything...
Wanna play Old School huh? Bring it bitch

>>738832354

No mans sky

>be really good at your job
>your waifu leaves you
>murder waifu
>secondary bad guy is really a quadruple agent

>>738832541
Some sort of text-based adventure?

>>738832541
Sounds like it might be a text adventure, but there were so many....

>>738832646
>>738832658
One of the more popular ones

>>738832642
Takeshi's Challenge

>meteor crash
>fly says stuff
>walk walk walk
>die and become a robot

>>738832541
Oh, is it that one they was used in Ready Player One? Zoog or Zorg or something?

>>738832706
Nope

>>738831322
>break shit
>build shit
>do absolutely nothing for 5 hours
>play different game

>>738832724
That book was great, it's Zork

>>738832749
lego worlds

>>738832749
Minecraft, Terraria, Ark, too vague

>>738832749
Minecraft

>>738832482
its not chuckie egg is it?

>>738831808
Yoshi's Island

>>738832789
could work for that, but nope.

>Canttalk.jpeg
>Fucking rabies friend
>Magic faggots
>Cockblocked every game
>Inception plot

Hit things with a key

>>738832819
You tell me, do the pieces fit?

>>738832875
Wat

>>738832875
kingdom hearts

>>738832875
Kingdom hearts

>>738832875
Kingdom hearts. Its like you werent even trying, anon.

>>738832222
Whiplash

>>738832901
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah

>>738832749
rust

>Bitches messing with time
>Pink faggot wants my help
>Better steal everyone's attacks first
>Become stronger than literally everyone in that universe, depended on despite the lack of valuing of my life it would seem

>>738832875
Guitar Hero

>>738832721
Earthbound.

A furry who tries to gain personal wealth and family honour.

>>738831322
>Child
>Satanic Animal
>Mom goes missing
>Demons
>Demons
>Rescue more Satanic Animals
>Mom shoves me

>>738832892
birds climbing ladders, eggs and seeds.
If I remember correctly there was a cage at the top of the screen somewhere? pretty sure

>get random shit
>make stars with it

>>738832960
That faggot cartoon with soduku

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>>738832923
My man

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>>738832979
nailed it anon

>In war
>Make a shit choice of friends
>In debt for fucking life
>fuckthatshit.jpeg
>Several games dedicated to murdering the people who put you in their debt

You're a 9 year old genderless child who falls down a hole and later has a date with a cool dude.

>>738832999
katamari damacy

>>738833051
Autismtale

>>738831322
>Kickstarting Rap career
>Fuck up a lot
>I believe I can make it
>Shit, I made it
The End

>>738832987
Yeah your right but he wont admit it anon

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>>738833053

>Rebellious teenager
>Helpful grandma
>Brother is a narc
>Oh shit I can teleport
>Oh shit I can steal other peoples shit
>Better fucking either save'em all or kill everyone who can't do what I do

>>738833087
Parappa

>>738831322
>>>738833051
>Autismtale
Triggered but yeah

>Get tools
>Hack door
>obtain insulated gloves
>engineer screams
>steal important things
>clown found dead in maintenance

>>738833051
Pedobearingtons adventures

>>738833116
Infamous 2nd son

>>738833087
Kick, punch, it's all in the mind.

>home city is destroyed
>have stone
>now I'm a dragon

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>>738831653

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>>738833145

>travelin' 'round the world
>killing bad guys and having sexytime with girls
>oh yeah, there's one guy who will cut your fingers off if you call him Steve

>easy as fuck, but one mistake usually results in a fucking party wipe

>>738833152
Palapa the rapper

>>738833199
Dankest Dungeon?

>>738832819
Well ide claim my "steam game"
>>738831808
But I don't really need any more games besides gold with friends

>>738833199
Magika?

>ship crashes onto planet that's been turned into a war zone
>kill some robots and shit
>find big ass robot
>power that bitch up
>kill shit with robot
>kill other big ass robots
>save universe

>Let's go bowling

>>738833199
Darkest Dungeon?

>>738833271
titanfall

>The definition of insanity
>One star Yelp rating club
>Shitty vacation
>Burn dem

>>738833250
Nope.

>one of the main characters fucked his step mom
>dad finds out
>commits sodoku

>Spam "E"
>Spam "X" + "2"
>shit community
>classic

>>738831322
>be exterminator
>get told by people higher up to do shit
>do it but not for them
>get laid left and right

>>738833271
Is there a gurren lagan game?

>>738833322
Metal Gear

>>738833309
far cry 3.

>>738833357
Finally a weapon to surpass metal gear

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>>738833357
yup

>YOU'RE THE FATHER!
>You have made a powerful enemy today, sign
>OH SHIT A FUCKING WEREWOLF!

>>738832986
This is Among the Sleep Btw since no one guessed

>>738831322
guy who always wears sunglasses at night

>>738833438
Resident Evil 5?

>>738833359
Good man.

>>738833454
nope

>3 men
>a baby
>what could go wrong?

>>738833294
Noooooo.

>the damn train
>just got into town
>have an unrealistic amount of power, kek
>still limited by progress in the game tho
>run around town doing all sorts of shit for money
>waste money in shop on things that will eventually be useless
>always at least one character that you absolutely fucking hate

>>738833438
dick kickem

>you start to understand the thing
>you learn whats good
>then you know you cant do it becuase you are a faggot
>you give up
>you spend hours working in something you dont like
>you fill up your house with trash
>you masterbate with anime girls
>you lost the sense of living
>you kys

>>738831322
>Lost Sister
>kidnapped Sister
>Me angry
>Fuck people up and take drugs to get her
>She all grown up
>Moral decisions along he way

>I'm a real boy
>Kill a bunch of your same kind to progress
>Do the same thing for 10+ games.

>Participate in sadistic version of NASCAR
>Forced to race other people through precarious places like volcanoes and even space
>Will do anything to win this race, even kill
> throw projectiles and such from your car at other racers
>Victor is given trophy

>>738833494
also no

>>738833485
San Andreas

>>738833438
Deu Sex

>>738833198
Killer is Dead?

>>738833485
San Andreas

>>738833519
Twisted metal black

>>738833519
Mario Kart.

>>738833309
This is almost as easy as the guy that said "hit things with a key"

>>738833519
Twisted Metal

>>738833554
you got it

>>738833555
nope

>Living in a peaceful village
>Suddenly, the Fire Nation attacks
>Religion Religion Religion
>Schizophrenia, MPD, and giant robots
>No money for disc 2

>meet girl
>her dads a dick
>oh fuk im her dad

>>738833530
>>738833556
nope

>>738833519
Mario Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.

>no more gas, now its lava
>everyone is muscles but dies instantly
>aliens are good guys
>football player is annoying

>>738833519
Mario kart?

>>738833527
Yep

>>738833485
Persona. Any of them.

>find a gun that looks like a bullet that shoots other guns that also shoot bullets to kill other bullets that have guns that shoot bullets at you

>>738833591
Xenogears!

>>738833666
Enter the gungeon

>Demon that looks like my mom with the nice tits
>Random bitch who has a cannon
>Related to antagonist
>Bad reboot

>>738833666
Enter the Gungeon

>>738833694
yep

>>738833666
Gungeon, also Satan trips check'd

>>738833647
nop

>this game was replaced by another game that has a lesbian with a nice ass

>>738833199
X-com

>SHAAAAUUUUUUUUUN

Psychologically manipulating people into believing you

"Doubt"

>furry that steals shit for wealth and family honour

>>738833564
>>738833626
>>738833636
Correct

>>738833746
F4

>>738832296
Metro Last Light

>>738833701
Dmc?

>>738833727
Mass Effect

>>738833676
Ding ding.

>>738833746
Heavy Rain

>>738833727
battleborne or whatever

>>738833746
light sunnyday?

>AHHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAHAAAHAAAA
>you a dream
>daddy issues

>>738833746
Heavy Rain. Too accurate of a description.

Stupid hat.
Stupid poncho.
Bangin' music.
Still waiting on number 3 years later.

>>738833792
FFX, easy

>>738833771
Yes

>>738833746
Fall out 4

>Millions of copies sold
>First mission is to get yelled at by a black man telling you to do simple tasks
>get betrayed by power hungry old white man
>Lots of soap
>old white man is allergic to knives in the eye

This is pretty easy

>>738833770
Nope

>>738833782
not sure if its refering to tf2, if so correct

>>738833792
FfX of course.

>>738833831
RAMIREZ, POST THAT IT'S Modern Warfare 2

>niggers
>undead
>more niggers

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>>738833778
>>738833792
gg

>>738833831
Modern Warfare 2

>>738833831
Cawadooty MW2?

>cannon in your chest
>revolver in your head
>climb that tower

>>738833128
Can someone please try to guess it? I did this last thread some of you gotta know this.

>>738831926
Fire Emblem: Fates.

>>738833831
Modern warfare 2.

>genie eats grandma
>other genie is friend

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>>738833871
Well that was quick, good job anon

>>738833905
My dick.

>>738833905
his dick

>>738833816
Sweet aww yeah

>>738831322
>Virus
>Powers
>Zombies
>Revenge

>some blue faggot that can run fast

>>738833909
Holy fuck if this is dark cloud we described the same game.

>need to find muh daughter
>end up killing all her friends and ruining her life

Let it alone! Fate has given it another chance! A chance to defeat Zarok, and prove it is indeed worthy!

>>738833905
her dick

>>738833978
Sonic

>>738833128
>>738833905
Earthstation 12. Jeez.

>>738833978
mass effect?

>>738833978
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANIC

>>738832642
Genuinely surprised no one has figured this out

>>738833978
chonic the ledge jumper

>>738833811
>something need doing?
>work work

>>738834011
Wtf dude....

>>738834008
got it, thanks

>>738833128
Operation Stealth

>>738833985
Are you retarded?
It's fucking sonic

>>738831762
LET IT DIE, Senpai

>Be Purple faggot
>Red faggot comes and fucks up my shit with hentai tentacles and coke rocks
>Fucking mole partner
>Jewish Bear
>Annoying bosses

>>738833509
Call of Duty?

>ill fuck you in this island
>wait, island is full of niggers
>let me flashlight them til they are dead

>protagonist wears a blue shirt with jeans
>Has a special case of autism and can only see blocks
>no laws of physics
>Synonym of cancer

>>738834029
Warcraft 3.
Or Warcraft 2.
Either way, kek.

>>738834070
Alan wake

>>738834062
Senpai

>NII SANNNN HAHAHAHAGKOCSJKYS

>>738833760
Nobody can guess this?

>>738834079
Meinkraft

>>738834079
Minecraft

>>738834130
la noir

>>738834130
Thats clearly L.A Noire

>>738834130
One of the Noir games right?

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>>738834103

>>738833985
You got it. Didn't know someone already did it lol

>>738833596
Bioshock:Infinite

>>738833873
Someone must know this game

>>738834157
>>738834168
>>738834174
correct, thanks fellas

>>738833974
I'm gonna say Prototype.

>>738834145
>>738834152
Yup

>Oh shit, I'm under arrest!
>Oh shit, jailbreak!
>Oh shit, knights!
>WTF, robots?
>Now cavemen and lizard people?
>The fuck was in all that soda!?

>>738834094
>insidious killer

>>738834130
I "doubt" your sanity anon

>>738834186
See if you can find it, nobody guessed it.

>>738833987
...anyone?

>Orange man fights yellow man with sword in various places

>>738834193
>Lost Sister
>kidnapped Sister
>Me angry
>Fuck people up and take drugs to get her
>She all grown up
>Moral decisions along he way

>>738834210
Yeah boy

>Chilling on mars because earth sucks
>Demonic feminists everywhere
>tear them apart every single one of them
>have to steal some device in hell from the feminist god

>>738834194
>>738833873
RE5

>>738834253
Fable

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>>738834193
very nice anon

>>738834224
uh alright

>>738834249
Nidhogg

>>738834290
Bioshock 2

numbers

>>738833666
enter the gungeon

>>738833596
bioshock infinite

>>738834288
Yes

>am robot
>solve puzzles and shit

>>738834221
chrono trigger

>>738834287
DOOM 3

>Jump on bandwagon
>Manage to get your fatass out the door to play this game
> Find a fucking rat
>go home
>hack game instead

>>738834065
Spyro: A Hero's Tale

>Nigger being arrested
>Nahfam
>Find loli
>Find Hilbilly with overdue abortion
>Will make any man cry.

>>738832541
Grannys Garden?

>Mafia boss
>Evil back hair
>Evil men want your back hair
>'For Jenny'

Tough (kinda not really)

>lots of fucking rats
>get betrayed alot but doesnt matter cuz badass
>despite getting wicked sick powers the game wants you not to use them for murder
>protagonist is super stealthy
>based in a future past england
>cool mask

>>738831322
Shit just remembered this one, old af, Ps2
>Soda
>Fucking Diarrhea
>Big ass monsters now
>Oh well, fuck shit up I guess
>Get more of that soda while fucking shit up

>>738834410
the darkness

>I'M STIIIIIIIIIIILL IN A DREAAAAAM

>>738834402
Zork

>>738834410
Darkness 2

>random emo kid
>fight the night with other emo kids
>shoot self
>set fire to regrets

>>738834414
you couldve left it at lots of fucking rats. Dishonored

>>738834436
This sound like Conkers Bad Fur Day

>>738834414
Dishonored

>>738834477
>checked

also

got it, damn. Well played.

>>738834456
SNAKE EATERRRRR

>>738834397
Telltale's Walking Dead.

>>738834346
Portal co-op

>>738834384
Correct

>dont want to go outside
>can play vidya
>can sit in chair
>sleep
>shit just got real

>>738834474
Persona 3

>>738834414
Dishonored. Just finished the second one on my 6th play through

>>738834456
SNAAAAKE EAAAATEE