Post favorite greentext

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Self bump

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Guess ill dump what i have to save this fucking thread

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>>738828489

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>>738828517

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>>738828598

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>>738828631

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>>738828693

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>>738828742

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>>738828781

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>>738828831
I got more but this captchas are killing me

>>738828935
use legacy captcha

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Long but worth.

>>738829434
Can second this

I've got the story of puddle-chan and tentanon, if you're interested, but it's like, 20-odd images.

It involves this girl getting herself off (and tentanon getting her off) at school, on the school bus, during class, etc when she was young.

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Fallout Greentext is my weakness.

>>738830014
dump it

>>738830014
Do it

>>738831325
>>738831661
Let me save my game first, one moment

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>>738831964

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>>738832116

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>>738832179

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>>738832208

>>738832237
More?

>>738828548
Creepy as fuck

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>>738832696
Coming up, am slightly busy right now

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>>738832857
Well, I was slightly busy. Now I'm all done.

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>>738832884
I'm the OP of these, by the way. I repost them whenever I find people who might want to see them.

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>>738832928
I clipped them all together into one image, once upon a time, but the image size limit was decreased and now I can't upload it.

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>>738832978

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>>738833002

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>>738833031
I assume someone is still around.

>>738833048
no, only you.

>>738833048
indeed

>>738833048
ja

>>738833048
Just lurking.

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>>738833181
>>738833206
Hoorah! Is it good?

>>738833165
Grumpy!

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>>738833300
Always better to encourage, friend! What draws you to lurk?

>>738832928
I dont believe you. Girls dont exist here

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>>738833342

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>>738833388
I dunno man, I've seen a lotta girls post on /b/ over the years

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>>738833452

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>>738833466

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>>738833493

>>738833048
Is it weird that this makes me horny?

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>>738833546
That's the idea, actually. I kinda like doing that.

>>738833301
yep...and its new to.me

>>738827449
Shaka?

>>738833594
Cool, thx for sharing, haven't seen these.

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>>738833642
Most excellent.

One of those screencaps has a thumbnail in it. Here is the oh so exciting image that the thumbnail was.

Now I don't know what to do.

Anyone ever had similar experiences?

>>738830014
Read it before. Good stuff but I forgot the ending. It was fictional or something?

>>738833735
Yea
>8th grade spanish class
>Im constantly horny
>hottest girl in class is sitting in front of me
>her thong is showing
>get huge boner
> move my boner to the side down my leg
>thong exposure grows
>fuck it, i start rubbing my dick very slowly through my pants
>keep my eyes on the thong and everyone else
>person sitting next to me dosent notice.
>imagine whipping out my huge boner and raping the girl in class while everyone watches
>lose myself in the fantasy amd eventually cum all down my leg
>ask to go to the bathroom in spanish
>go clean myself off
>look at myself in the mirror disgusted with myself

>>738834125
>Good stuff but I forgot the ending. It was fictional or something?

No fiction. The above images are the entire story.

>>738834241
>>get huge boner
>> move my boner to the side down my leg
>>738834241
>> move my boner to the side down my leg
>>thong exposure grows
hnnngg...

>>738833594
Good read

>>738834933
Good times

>>738834241
>>738833735
>>738834475

I remember one other story, it wasnt in class though, kinda related?

>Freshman in highschool now
>One of the hottest girls locker is next to mine
>She asks for some random dumb reason for me to hang onto her friends gym clothes, her friend is also extremly hot
>Im hornier then i was in middle school at this point
>Take the clothes home
>Immediatly go to my room and take the clothes out and start sniffing them when i get home
>start having crazy fantasies about the two girls wanting to fuck me in the gym locker room
> rub clothes all over myself and my boner
> Have several crazy masturbation and dirty clothes sniffing sessions that night.
>Return to school with the clothes the next day
>Give the clothes back to the hot girl
>"oh thanks anon!"
Eh they were bitches anyways.

Ballad of Ella and the Lilliad were good

>>738835176
heh, that's just kinda funny

>>738835177
I came for horny feels, not sad feels ;_;

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>>738835177
WTF
Why watches at 0 $?

Bump for more greentexts

>>738833735
In Freshman year, i used take my arm out of my sweater sleeve and jerk off right next to this thicc qtpie vietnamese asian girl who loved wearing short skirts. I probably came 10-11 while sitting only inches away from her during the half semester i sat next to her.
I also jerked off during a documentary about some holocaust survivor in 8th grade while sitting next to a different thicc latina girl.
Not my proudest fap

>>738836210
Thicc latina girls are hard to resist!

So I've heard, anyway.

Wonder how you'd have felt about sitting next to me....

>>738833594
Thy for the story, how old are you now btw, I am curious :)

>>738833735
>>738836210
>>738835176

How were you guys never caught doing this shit? Unfortunately for this guy in My class in HS was caught by a couple of Hispanic and black girls and they humiliated the shit out of the guy in fro t of everyone


Shit was fucked up

>>738837140
I would have actually fucked you

>>738838302
I'm 19 now.

>>738838627
Shit, that sucks. We were caught on the bus, and the consequences were, um, pretty fucked up. He had to change schools in the end.

So, yeah. Fun, but idk if it was technically worth it.

>>738838635
Boring~

>>738838839
Only boring because you've never had it done right.

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>>738838839
Lulz. A fucking 19 year old thinks he knows anything.

>>738838918
Oh, I've had it done exactly as I want it.

That's what the greentexts are all about, after all.

>>738839038
After reading all that, she's a selfish vapid cunt destined to be the single mother of niglets

>>738838839
>19

That doesn't add up, that means you were 15-16 when you wrote those up...right? So those events only occurred six years ago


Yeah that was messed up, never saw a guy cry in class he moved or changed schools eventually, but not until a year later not sure what he's up to now

Black girls are ruthless

>>738839125
20 bucks says you're a blue haired land whale.

>>738839159
>That doesn't add up, that means you were 15-16 when you wrote those up...right? So those events only occurred six years ago

So...How doesn't it add up?

>>738839159
>Black girls are ruthless
White girls are bitches. We probably didn't have it as bad as you though.

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>>738839237
Pic of op

>>738839237
You probably didn't and I assume you mean they're bitches as in snobby cunts right

I pictured the person who wrote those were in their mid twenties by now

Has anyone the greentext of the don?

>>738828517

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I think I have cried out all my body fluids.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

never lost so hard in my life!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAv

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>>738828631
this one's pretty great

>>738835177
yeah, best 4chan stories ever, did you read Tasha's Brother : An Anon Adventure With The Fairer Sex ?

Never been so horny in my life

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anyone has the text where anon literally fucks up his gf live? she has do shave her head, wear a buttplug at work and had to get piercings tongue,nipples.

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>>738842126
Requestung the time flies when you are a faggot greentext

>>738829434
It's 404d

>>738828598
/b/ used to have ids?

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>>738842544
to stop samefags

>>738839237
Just thought you would like to know that your story was absolutely new to me. And it got me hard and leaking. I couldn't cum, but it got me closer than %99 of the things that are on this site.

Thanks

>>738842669
Why'd they remove it?