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Lets start a New Fluffy thread Chicken get in here.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Lets start a New Fluffy thread Chicken get in here.
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>>738803781
That is an accurate statement to how I handled the situation I will save this image because I take it you made it in my honor.
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we need more jojo fluffy stuff
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>>738804698
that is so absurdly niche and yet I find myself agreeing
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>>738804991
you mean like the niche that is the entire fluffy fandom? No offense but we aren't here because we are well adjusted norm people.
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why do you make them speak like black people ?
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>>738805251
thread ruined
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>>738805212
we're on /b. nobody's well adjusted here.
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>>738805305
Kweh.
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>>738805212
exactly, it's a niche within a niche; niche to an absurd degree
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>>738805321
hurr brrffs ss ke wh krkw kweh böörffflll kewh ekuwh hööää
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>>738805251
fuck
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Found some on boruu but not much.
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>>738805424
>>738805433
Kweh.
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>>738805461
Meant booru*
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>>738805482
Don't kweh at me, bird fucker
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>>738805756
Kweh.
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>>738805816
man what did he just say
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>>738805482
you're a mod. don't you have anything better to do than troll fluffy threads?
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>>738805237
why do you make them speak like black people ?
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Is this thread ruined or do we wait for choco-guy to go sleep?
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>>738805966
Kweh.
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>>738806021
whatevr did happen to this crazy woman?
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>>738805875
Kweh.
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>>738806121
Ignore the faggot and keep posting. He's bumping the thread.
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>>738806121
not ruined. eventually he takes breaks to do mod stuff.
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>>738805966
Ignore him.
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wait chicken guy is a mod that's hilarious.
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its fun seeing my art get posted
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>>738806488
like this?
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>>738806488
whats your artist name I'll get some picks and post them more often I don't often get a chance to talk with peeps
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Raptorfluff here! will maybe take some requests, I have ... incapacitated... myself for the moment, so we'll see.
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>>738807196
Baby fluff getting attacked by a bird eating spider
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>>738807196
Smarty getting his balls cut off/smashed in a brutal way, then hAlf his dick being cut off. And then he tries to mate.
Either that or a smarty and his herd being brutally murdered, any way works, thanks anon
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>>738807378
I'll try! I'm not the best at arthropods.
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>>738806648
he forgot his booru name
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>>738807564
I redact my orevious statement, I am affraid I am unable to take requests because I do not have anything to write with, and I am unable to leave my bed to get one. Maybe tomorrow though. didn't mean to lead you on, sorry
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>>738807564
Thats why I requested it Not alot of artists are experienced with them and I want to encourage you to try new things!

Regardless How it turns out I hope you have fun trying to make the picture.
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>>738807196
fluffy falls off a boat into the open ocean
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>>738807196
a gold toothed fluffy wearing a tricorn hat
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>>738807792
shit nevermind I got one
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Chocotard is not a mod.
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>>738807892
shit wrong thing godamnit I'm working on the spider now!
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>>738807775
Well alrighty then
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>>738807775
o.k. brah
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>>738807196
Feral fluff in a comfy nest made of grass, feathers, and her own fluff.
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>>738807892
I am a roller coaster of emotions right now
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>>738803781
But birdfriend is helpful
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>>738805966
>>738806287
>>738806443
he is not a mod
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>>738808066
no, he ruin the thread.
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>>738807951
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>>738808026
ah sorry I got a pencil now and im working on the requests, all's good!
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Any stores from the last thread you want?
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>>738808131
He also helps bump though. Helpful sometimes since these things can have low post counts.
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Any more stories?
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>>738808221
nah, most of my tailbones, which doesn't sound bad but when you end up lying on the floor for three hours on this fucking website because your phone's dead and you can't move your legs without Satan himself shoving knives in your ass you realize that not moving at all in bed is a lot better. in other words, the slightest movements, including trying to find pencils reminds me how much bone shards hurt.
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>>738808656
hope you get better soon.
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Fluffy Affairs Division

>Montpelier, Vermont, USA
>Montipelier Police Department, Fluffy Affairs Division
>The following stories are all falsified. No names have been changed to protect the innocent

>Be me, Officer Incognito Mcanon
>Another day, another case
>Vermont recently passed some landmark "Fluffy rights" laws
>And someone's got to enforce them
>As for me, I don't like fluffies that much
>But no-one else is going to do it, so someone has to
>And it pays well to
>On patrol, when a call comes over the radio
>"We have 10-69 reported on Third Street, any officers in the area, please report."
>"This is Officer Mcanon, Fluffy Affairs Division, leave this to me."
>A 10-69. That means sick fucks.
>One of the big laws implemented in the past year was purposefully manufactured to bring the hammer down on the weirdos who fuck fluffies
>Meet up with the witness
>A little girl, about 12, had to witness a grown ass dude butt ramming her fluffy
>Time to take the fucker down
>Bust down the door to his house
>I can hear the noise coming from his basement
>"Pwease nu mowe! MUMMAH PWEASE SAB SNOWBAWW!"
>"I'm going to enjoy schticking it inschide of you, your schuch a pretty mare."
>Disgusting
>"PWEASE HEWP! NU WAN BAD SPECIAW HUGGIES! HEWWWP!"
>I come down the basement, gun drawn
>"PUT YOUR DICK AWAY AND STEP AWAY FROM THE FLUFFY!"
>"YOU'LL NEVER SCHTOP ME COPPER!"
>The disgusting manchild pulls out a gun of his own and shoots first!
>And misses by a mile due to his poor hand eye coordination
>Pump him full of lead
>I run up to his corpse
>"You have the right to remain dead, sicko."
>I am hero around town
>All in a days work
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Scary Monster

>Be Scawy Munstah
>Dats wat aww the othah fwuffies caww me
>Jus wan wub an huggies
>Nummies an hewd
>Jus wan evewytin aww othah fwuffies have
>But nu can have
>Ol daddeh was a meanie, gif biggest owchies an heawt hewties
>Ol daddeh take way rightie see place
>Nu can see gud anymowe
>Ol daddeh gif buwnie huwties, fwuff nu come back
>Ol daddeh meanie
>Ol daddeh stop movin one bwight time
>Ol daddeh nu haf aiw anymowe
>Ol daddeh take fowevah sweepies
>Scawy Munstah can be fwee!
>Scawy Munstah can be wif hewd, haf speciaw fwien an babbehs!
>Bu nu fwuffies wan be wif Scawy Munstah
>Aww scawed. Some gif huwties, most jus wun way
>Nu fwuffy wan Scawy Munstah
>Scawy Munstah nu wan Scawy Munstah
>Scawy Munstah wan die
>Wan die
>Wan die
>Wan die
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This greentext is from another anon a couple days ago, he requested someone draw his story. I took it up on a whim because I like the story, even though I'm well aware my artwork is shit, I still had fun drawing it. Got a little lazy towards the end with the blood, but hopefully someone enjoys it.
Also I don't plan on uploading it anywhere, if someone wants to for some odd reason, feel free.
>smoking a blunt on my back porch
>see something in my backyard
>its a fat neon purple fluffy
>it notices me and woddles to the porch
>dummeh poopeh stoopie stinkeh hoomin!
>dis am smawty's yawd nao!
>gib bestes nummies, ow get FOWEBA SWEEPIES!!!!
>welp, time to get the baseball bat
>dummeh poo poo sniffen hoomin!!
>ge off smawtys yawd! Gib foweba sweepies!!!
>gib smawty nummies!!! GIB SMAWTY NUMM---
>FWACK!!!
>I hit it hard as fuck right on the top of the head
>gggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhhhhuuuuhuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>SCREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Hewp smawtyheeheeeee
>nu wan...no wan huwtiez!!!!
>its left eyeball is bulging out of its head and its missing a lot of teeth
>hahahahahahaha!!!! You look like glenn from the walking dead! Lmfao
>cough gurgle hewp...smawty...
>fuck you!
>I go inside and watch TV. I hear a light scratching at the back door
>I open the door and its the smarty
>what the fuck? Its been 3 hours how are you not dead?
>pwweeeeeaaaassseee mistaahh...Hab wowstest head owies...
>nee hewp...nee huggies
>pwweeeeeeeheeeheeeesseee
>waaaaaaaaahaaahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
>I go get my gun. I cock it and point it at the smarty
>pweease..neber com on mistahs yawd eber gain...no wan foweba sweepiez...nee wuv...
>nuuuu nuu nuuu!!!!!! SCREEE SCREEEE!!!!!!!!!!
>AM MOMM----
>BRAKOW!!!
>I blow its head off and its body flails around violently
>brrrrrrrrrrrrrphhhhttttttttt!!!!!!!!
>it shits and pisses everywhere
>quueeeeeeef QUEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!!!!!
>SPLORRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!!
>cheeep! Chirp! Chirp! Peep! Squeek!!!
>after I shot her she gave birth to 10 foals..
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>>738808927
very nice.
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Awseface

>Be Awseface, saddest fwuffy ebah. Much heawt hewties. Daddeh said be niceh daddeh, nu buse wike ol' daddeh
>Awseface gu way fwum shewtah wif daddeh, haf many happeh soon thinks.
>Bu daddeh tewws me nu awwowed tu make bad poopies.
>Awseface teww daddeh can du
>Bu Awseface nu can fin' wittawbox, es poofie gone!
>Awseface make bad poopies, nu mean tu! Nu mean tu! Huuuuhuuuhuuu.
>Meanie daddeh gif sowwy stick mow den evah haf felt. Su saddeh.
>Bu Awseface nu think dat daddeh was meanie den. Awseface makie mistake, wight?
>But den, I heaw meanie daddeh tawkie tu fwien
>Daddeh say he take wittawbox tu gif Awseface huwties an make Awseface think be wowstest fwuffy evah.
>Maybe Awseface es wowstest fwuffy evah
>Aftah aww, Awseface makie howsie fiwe
>An daddeh can nu get out of howsie
>Awseface am Awsonist
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>>738809256

Death of A Good Fluffy

>I remember when I first got little Arnold
>He was a little babbling pip-squeak, the sole remainder of a fluffy family, his mother dead in an alleyway on a cold winter night, along side his brethren and his father, mouths frozen shut, noses sealed by ice, and frost taking limbs.
>Yet he survived, peeping underneath his mother's body, where I rescued him
>Orange. My favorite color. And I had always had a fondness for the curiosity and energy of Pegasus fluffies.
>When I got home with him, I realized I had left my TV on, and it was playing "Jingle All The Way."
>Yep. That's how little Arnold got his name.
>He was a joy to raise
>I had a little trouble with him peeing on the carpet, but a mix of sorry stick treatments and spaghetti rewards cut out that behavior soon enough.
>"Awnowd wub daddeh." He said to me on one of his final days
>"And daddy loves Arnold" I said to him, well aware that he wasn't for long
>I had noticed the grey hairs maybe two weeks before his departure
>A sign of age, something rare in a fluffy
>Fluffies, if left to they're own devices in the wild, don't have incredibly long life spans. Even the smart and lucky ones only live to about 2 years of what should be a 7 year lifespan.
>To think. 7 years ago, everything went down in Cleveland. Fluffies began to roam the nation more freely than ever before, with many abandoned after the poor publicity "The Sketti-Land Incident" provided
>Crazy how time flies by
>He noticed it as well
>"Daddeh?" He asked on one of his last days
>"Yes Arnold?"
>"Du yu stiww wub Awnowd eben do nu haf pwetty gween anymowe?"
>"Of course I do Arnold. Of course I do."
>It happened on a Friday. Sketti Day.
>I set him the dish, and he chowed down, almost aware it was his last meal
>"Daddeh?"
>"What is it Arnold"
>"Feew.... sweepie."
>I teared up a little
>"That's fine little guy. Take a rest whenever you like." I said as I stroked his back
>"Awnowd... wub... daddeh.."
>"Daddy loves you to."
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>>738808656
shit anon, that sounds like it sucks.

are you gonna go to a doctor at least?
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>>738809292
MY COLD, DEAD, HEART
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>>738809417
hopefully if it doesn't go away. Usually broken tailbones are something you deal with at home i think.
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>>738808997
>>738809256
>>738809292
Are you gonna put these on the booru?
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>>738809292
Hugbox/Sadbox? I like it
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>>738809639

You will see, all in due time
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>>738809560
you should visit a doctor just in case. unless it's too expensive to do so.
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>>738809836
if he's in the U.S., yes it will be VERY expensive.
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i hate this fluffy
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>>738808009
here ya go!

Sorry if the requests are messy, I'm a bit tired and scatterbrained right now, eheh.
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>>738807823
did you try to slip a dashing pirate fluffy by me? no siree!
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>>738810533

I would like to request a soon mummah alicorn being assaulted by some smarties
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y'alls are close to eachother so I just combined the photo. sorry for how messy the drowning fluffy is, I wasn't sure how to do that one.
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kek
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>>738810475
Smartys get what they deserve
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Garden Invasion of The Mutant Fluffies From Mars!

A 2-D Greentext Thriller Directed by Blue Anon

>Be me, Abe Ragemerican, about 45 years old, own my own house, have a lovely garden and two lovely fluffies
>Butterbean and Butterscotch
>Both kind of carmel colored with a manes and tails of dirty red
>Brother and sister from a shelter
>I raised them right, piss and shit out of the litterbox means sorrystick, any substantially good behavior is rewarded with spaghetti and lots of playing
>Life is good
>One night, shortly after dinner, we were all watching FluffTV
>I can't stand FluffTV, but the two goobers were really good that day, so I had to endure
>Some garbage called "Babies!"
>I occupy myself with a beer in one hand and the other hand petting my two little adorable fluffies
>When all of the sudden, all the power cuts out!
>"Nuuuuu! Nu wike dawkies! Su scawy!" Cried Butterbean
>"Ah damn it. Must be those teenage hoodlums who cut my power every Halloween." I groaned, having spilt beer all over myself
>"Nu wowwy bout dawk daddeh an sistah!" Declared Butterscotch "Buttahscotch wiww pwotect famiwy an gif big owwies tu teenagahs!"
>He and his sister were apparently part of a herd that was broken up when they got near a shelter
>Apparently he was a "toughie in training"
>That was where his misplaced courage came from
>I sighed and got up from the couch
>"Alright guys, stay put. I'll go fix this, you'll be fine."
>"Daddeh pwease nu weave" Whimpered Butterbean
>"Dun wowwy bout dawkies!" Butterscotch replied "Daddeh fix wights an gif teenagahs biggest owwies! Buttahscotch wiww pwotect yu sistah."
>That comforted Butterbean well enough, since she didn't realize the shakiness in Butterscotches voice, or have good enough sight to see him trembling in the dark
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>>738807553
I'm trying to avoid drawing genitals for as long as I can as long as i'm doing traditional, because I don't know who will find my art. enjoy!
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>>738810892

Part 2

>I made my way through the house, occasionally bumping my foot against stools and furniture
>Until I finally made it to the back door of the house and stepped outside
>That's when I noticed a strange green glow coming from my neighbors backyard
>A U-Fo? Nope, that's only in the movies, no way could that really happen
>"It's gotta be something stupid my neighbors doing to have fun with his kids or something." I thought
>How wrong I was
>I made my way to the fusebox, and that's when I realized something was wrong
>The thing was
>Nothing was wrong
>My fusebox was perfectly intact, no switches off or anything
>Then I noticed that seemingly every light was out in the neighborhood
>No street lights
>No house lights
>Nothing but the shine of the moon, and the eerie green glow coming from my neighbors backyard
>"What the hell is going on?" I asked myself, coming back inside
>"Daddeh back?" I heard Butterbean whisper
>"Maybe nu daddeh, stay cwose tu Buttahscotch fu safe."
>I chuckled and wiped my face
>"Come on little guys, it's me. Looks like the whole neighborhood lost power. It's fine. Come to the sound of my voice if ya can, and I'll put ya to bed."
>"Yay daddeh!" Both cried, scamperin towards me
>But that's when shit got really weird
>All the power came back up
>"Oh thank baby Jesus it's back."
>"Yay daddeh fixed wights! Nu am scawy nu mowe!"
>"Toww yu daddeh du it, sistah nee wisten tu bwudda mowe."
>Then the power went out again
>"Ah god damn it!"
>"Eeek! Dawkies back! Nu wan scawy dawkies!"
>"Dun wowwy! Daddeh an bwudda hewe!"
>Suddenly, a flash of green like ball lighting flickered through the house, illuminating the darkness in a sickly green glow, before impacting into the dormant TV
>Both of my fluffies gasped and fell silent after they saw the green flash, and then absentmindedly trotted back towards the TV, which was now playing static
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>>738810970

Part 3

>Butterbean and Butterscotch were both completely mesmerized by the static patterns, as it snowed in erratic and unusual waves, before it formed into an actual picture
>"Gweetins dummeh eawfings! Am Mawvin, smawtie commandah of Maws!"
>It was a strange light green fluffy in what appeared to be a recording studio or computer room, filled with other fluffies much like him, except much smaller
>But the most peculiar thing about him was his red bug eyes and the set of antennae he had
>"What the fuck?!" I exclaimed
>"If yu es hoomin dummeh, suwwendah now an gif sketti tu aww fwuffies, o got biggest fowevah sweepies!"
>The Butter Siblings gazed intensely into the screen
>"Sketties o fowevah sweepies." They droned
>I cringed. Neither of them had ever displayed smarty behavior, and "Sketties or fowevah sweepies!" Was a pretty common smarty battlecry
>"Is the TV brainwashing them?!" I thought, rushing towards it to disconnect the tube
>When I pulled the plug, the transmission continued
>"We haf detected a sign of wesistance. Unpwuggin teebee wiww du nuthin. Wesistance is futiwe. Aww hoomans wiww bow down tu Maws fwuffies. Aww eawfing fwuffies wiww obey an gwady sewve da invasion."
>"Sewve da invasion." Droned my once two adorable fluffies, now oddly disturbing
>A terrible noise emitted from the television as it died, the transmission cutting out
>Butterbean and Butterscotch perked up, but were still in a trance
>"Hewp de invasion. Maws am supewiow, destwoy ol daddeh." Droned Butterscotch, who was now marching towards me, as menacingly as a fluffy could (Not very)
>Butterbean was surprisingly more resistant
>"Nee.... Sewve... Huuhuuu... invasion. Pwease... destwoy... hewp me daddeh.... Must destwoy ol... daddeh..." She whimpered as she tried to resist the brainwashing
>"Don't worry guys, I'll fix you."
>My hands groped the dark, searching for my selected weapon that could potentially break the mind control.
>The Electrovolt 2000
>Perfect for resets
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>>738803471

Like a Swedish grill surrounded by immigrants
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>>738811012

Part 4

>I had bought the taser when I first got Butterbean and Butterscotch, never had to use it until now
>I had kept it just in case they hit a "wan die" loop, where one of the only cures is a hard resetting
>I set the taser to its lowest voltage, wanting only a "soft reset", where they would forget only what had happened in the last ten minutes.
>Butterscotch was now no longer slowly trotting towards me, now he was charging as fast as a fluffy can
>I easily sidestepped as he rammed his head into a wall
>Remarkably, he seemed to feel no pain, and he got up almost immediately
>"Mawtian fwuffies nu wiww awwow huwties. Buttahscotch wiww gif ol daddeh fowevah sweepies fu wesistance. Wesistance es futiwe."
>Butterbean was still resisting her brainwashing however, so I went for the easier reset
>"Nu... wan... destwoy daddeh... wub.. dummeh daddeh..."
>I applied the taser to her head, head on, apply directly to the forehead
>Zap!
>She squealed and pissed (which is to be expected from a reset), before passing out
>I layed her gently on the floor, and turned to face her brother
>"Wesistance es futiwe, dummeh ol daddeh. Submit tu mawtians now!" He commanded, puffing up his cheeks and stomping his foot
>"I don't belong to any Martian fluffy, and neither do you, you belong to me!" I declared, charging at him
>"Eeek!" It appears that even though the brainwashing overrode blunt force trauma, it didn't override fluffies one true fear
>Things much larger than them moving at fast speeds towards them!
>It was a short chase before I pinned him down
>"Dis wiww not stand! Mawtian fwuffies aw da futcha! Mawtian fwu-"
>Zap!
>Butterscotch wriggled and cried, his reset being a little more intense than his sisters, before passing out
>"There... that should get you guys back to normal." I sighed
>VEEEYOOOOMMMM!
>THUNK!
>Something had landed in my backyard, and I already knew what
>"Time for a close encounter." I muttered as I swapped out my taser for a Louisville Slugger
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>>738811116

Writing continuation now, please keep Thread not Ded
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I love fluffys <3
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>>738810711
all yours! she is a bit beat up here, but I think she's a fighter.
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just finished this, what do you guys think should happen next?
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Couple draw requests. These are probably best as comics.

First, a fluffy stallion enfing the hell out a cooing mare, all the while still sucking on a pacifier.

Second is two fluffies going at it, then, once done, staggering sex drunk over into the corner to suckle on a mare that was watching them. She starts praising them and telling them they're good fluffies, unaware that they're siblings fucking one another.
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>>738811456
I like your art. very unique. very pro cartoonish.
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>>738811456
Thats really good man!
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>>738811701
Dr Benway?
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>>738811835
Nah. Just like playing with how uncomfortable and cringy fluffy sexuality is.
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>>738811835
Dear God it's ugly
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>>738811778
>>738811709
Thanks!
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>>738811669
I say give the fluffy a chance, seeing as how some dude deliberately tried to get him killed or maimed.
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>>738811669
like what you drew next. did you get his block and tackle as well?
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I don't think I will ever understand the appeal of Scaferaraks art.
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>>738810533
Awwww Yee
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>>738811116

Part 5

>The garish green light filled the night sky, glowing intensly
>I stepped outside, bat in hands, ready to rock
>I knew where in my backyard they were gonna land
>Same place all shit-eating smary feral herds go
>My garden
>The ship was about the size of a weather ballon, quite similar to the one used in that balloon boy hoax from back in '09, and emitted an ungodly humming noise
>SKRRRRSHHCC
>Fog poured out of the hatch that had opened, a little ramp way lowering itself into the dirt, further ruining my garden
>Six Martian fluffies came down the ramp, flanking the left and right side in groups of three
>Then the largest fluffy of them all, the one from the TV, trotted down the middle, to face me
>"Dummeh eafwin! Yu dawe confwont Mawvin? Am smawtest fwuffy on Maws! Gif sketties an submit, an maybe Mawvin wet yu go!"
>Evidently the smartest fluffy on Mars didn't know what the hell a baseball bat was.
>"If you were so smart, you would have stayed on Mars." I said, brandishing my bat
>"Mawvin didn't wan come tu dis. Toughies, extewminate dummeh hoomin." He sighed, climbing back into the ship
>Two of the smallest fluffies trotted up to me
>I began to laugh? These guys? Toughies? Those are supposed to be the biggest ones in the herd right?
>And then both of them took a deep breath, and puffed out they're cheeks
>And unlike when normal fluffies do that, this did something
>They began to grow
>Grow into the largest fluffies I've ever seen, about the size of a Golden Retriever
>Oh.
>"DUMMEH HOOMAN WESIST. DUMMEH HOOMAN WIWW BE EWIMINATED!" The both said in unison, in a very loud and robotic tone
>OH
>OH SHIT
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I'm working on a two headed fluffy now!
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>>738813151

To be continued at a later time.
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>>738813151
I really like your stories anon. You've got a knack for this.
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>>738813165
should be interesting.
>>738813235
thanks.
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Num num.....thwead haf bestest gwassies....
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>>738813021
and to each their own.
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>>738813496
very true
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>>738811701
Seconding this. For science.
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>>738812424
Now thats good fluff.
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>>738813486
hello fluffy
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>>738813151
Nigga should've gotten the kitchen knife
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>>738814263
Num num num.....
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>>738814421
or a shotgun
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>>738813165
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>>738814426
well I already like him better than goofball.
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>>738811669
old man decides to let rolo stay as long as he behaves, but the daughter decides she doesn't like him and tries to frame him for doing something bad
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Bump
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>>738814850
So, does each half have half the brain of a regular fluffy? How would they breathe?
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>>738814874
Num num....
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>>738811669
Is he remembering his dead daughter loving a fluffy? That's what I saw this touched me. Please add dancie babbeh to it those will make army guy happy
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Anyone got like a how to draw fluffies thing so I can make one that isn't total shit
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>>738815074
Each fluffy has a set of internal organs... They are just smaller
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Do they only eat spaghetti?
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>>738814850
Imagine if they were Smarties....they'd likely kill each other.
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>>738815937
It's just their food of choice. Domesticated fluffies are often fed kibble with sketti used as a reward for good behavior. Ferals will typically eat grass or whenever they can find.
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>>738814850
their coordination is going to be shit
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>>738815324
your observant :)
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>>738815492

Here you go brother. Lemme tell ya somethin Mean Gene, The Hulkster loves his fluffies, and so do all The Hulkamaniacs.
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>>738815713

>THIS SHIT IS SO FRAGILE WHICH IS BROKEN BY ALL

Classic
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>>738816619
oh boy.

so would this count as "squickbox" or whatever the fuck it's called?
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>>738815324

Oh that's why he has a black armband. Oh. Poor guy.
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>>738816797
Bingo.
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Normal fluffy behavior. Edgelords tend to forget fluffies are social creatures.
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>>738816866
hooray! do I win the nightmare piñata?
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>>738816275

She looks a bit like a genderswapped aged down Mister Magoomagoo
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>>738816975
Nope. Just more squick.
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>>738817073
even better
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I think Tomoko would make a good owner purely out of the fact that she's such a lonely loser and has literally nothing else to do. She would probably end up devoting her life to it, considering the fact that it would try to be friends with her. Then she would probably become a crazy fluffy lady as opposed to a crazy cat lady.
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>>738817066
I did use his pallet as a bit of an homage to a better artist
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>>738817798

Damn it that's sadder than if a fluffy did give up her foals because A.) Killing her foals in exchange for food is selfish, B.) That fluffy seems to be all alone, potentially a run-away or one that's simply lost from its owner, maybe abandoned and C.) I just really like teddy bears, and unlike the bitch mom who gives up her foals, this is actually a sacrifice that the fluffy is making. Poor guy.
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>>738817679
And she would lie constantly about how popular she is.

And fluffy would believe her.
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>>738817939
those fluffies are shitting on the floor a lot

I wonder if flufftv would show them getting the sorry stick or not
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>>738818488
I'm assuming it's just a live feed of babies left unattended. Maybe food and water refills and that's it. It's more for bored fluffy parents than fluffies, I'd assume.
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>>738818488

Don't worry, that's the "FluffTV Litter-Pen". They're allowed to poop in they're.
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>>738818725
that thing is creepy as fuck
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>>738818814

There. God I'm an idiot some times
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>>738818861
They stare down into the depths of your soul, dun they?
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>>738818861
I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who thinks that.

Do you guys think they'd look that hideous if they were real?
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>>738819033

Nah. Hasbio would theoretically try to make them as cute as possible to sell to little girls, so you'd see more Carpdime-esc, and less Carnivorous Duck or Pumpkinn fluffies
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>>738819033
I think they could look adorable or TERRIBLE depending on which artist they based the fluffies after.
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>>738819211
I'd buy a fucking family of Carpdime-style fluffies in a heartbeat.
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>>738819359

Same here. They are my favorite type of fluffy.
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>>738819268
i just imagined what Shaferaraks fluffies would look like in real life.
They better be the damn carpdime fluffys
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>>738819570

I'd take some well behaved Magoomagoo fluffies as well.
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>>738819211
Fluffyfoals, ShadySmarty, and Alexseev(sp?) are all acceptable substitutes as well.
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>>738819711
those are adorable.
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>>738819711
Their snouts bother me so much. They look like puffy birds more than tiny horse.
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>>738819826
I don't like it much either, that's the reason I don't draw mine like that, but they're still cute so it can be overlooked.
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>>738813486
Num num....*moves on to next thread, very slowly*
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>>738803471
Fluffy Discord
sCAFAwE
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>>738820026

*Grabs by the scruff* Where the hell you going? Keep numming this grass, or I'll beat your ass.
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>>738820026
Say hello to them for us
>>738820023
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>>738819033
>>738819211
>>738819268
>>738819570
>>738819711
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>>738819766
FF has some "real life" fluffies
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>>738804698
That shit sucks.
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>>738820672
also, this
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>>738820743
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nump
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anyone else still here?
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>>738822910
yep but am playing a game can't contribute much
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>>738823295
What time is it where you are? I'm guessing a lot of the rest have gone to bed or something.
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>>738808440
that seafluffy is amazing
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