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itt:badly describe games and other anons try to guess >aliens

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itt:badly describe games and other anons try to guess
>aliens invade the world
>have to stop aliens and alien sympathizers
>agency you work for tells you to kill them >alien leader is the good guy
>agency tries to kill you
>turns out the aliens are actually being made in an underground bunker by the agency that told you to kill them
>the "alien" dude is in the bunker as well
>???
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Dunno bioshock
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>>738798612
nope
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can anon copy their old ones, there are some I didn´t have the time to think about :(
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Abes?

Idk

>Start game
>Get killed 100 times
>Get to real game beginning
>Die 1000 times
>"Clink clink clink"
>Oh thank God I can finally upgrade weapons
>Die
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>>738798690
Do it
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>>738798738
Dimly lit spirits
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>>738798738
Sounds like Dark Souls to me.
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>if you play it you immediately lose
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>>738798978
The game?
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>>738798815
>>738798832
Yeah boys. Just beat it. 86 hrs
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>Its summer
>Strange sometimes humanlike animals all over city
>For some fucking reason Everyone wants to capture them
>People Start posting videos and livestreams on YT of them capturing these creatures for views and YT revenue from retarded kids
>People start Running all over the place in crowds chasing these animals
>A spark in motor accidents start happening due to idiots being distracted chasing animals for a living
>Everyone is chasing animals cause everyone is
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>>738798450
Fallout 4
>>738798738
Dark Souls
>>738799531
Pokemon Go
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>>738799531
Pocket Monsters: Global Offensive
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>>738799696
>fallout 4
Nope
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>>738798450
Nier Automata
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>>738798450
Moar hints!
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>>738798450
Ufo or xcom dunno
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>>738800077

also thought of that but I´ve never actually played through a whole ufo game so I wouldn´t know the whole story :)
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>>738798450
Brooke Bourke tells you that street racing is bad
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2d platformer with wizards and bright magic balls.
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>>738799696
>>738799784
>>738799812
>>738800059
>>738800077
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>Shit blows up in USSR
> Weird shit going on
>Dead people on truck
>Who the fuck am I?
>Apparently I have to kill some asshole in a radioactive wasteland
>I am that asshole
>Conspiracy for world peace in power plant
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>Kid chosen to save the world
>Runs around with a club everyone insists on calling a sword
>Makes friends with talking animals
>Meets animal king
>Big fucking door.
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>>738800387

never heard of it :s
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>>738800387
Never played it
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>Highspeed
>lowdrag
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>>738800482
Metro 2033 or last light
>>738800539
Kingdom Hearts
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You are a ninja with a massive head
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>>738800482
Stalker
>>738800539
Africa
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>>738800539
kingdom hearts. poorly done.
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>>738800482
stalker?
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>>738800609
>>738800615
I'm not really surprised
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>>738800843
It's not metro, but a similar genre.
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>>738800906
that old snes game, what´s its name
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>>738800974
Bingo
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>>738800955
It was stalker, yes
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>>738801081
Ininja
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>>738799696
How the fuck does the OP one relate to fallout 4?
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>>738800843
>>738800957
Yep
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>>738799281
Nice, it took me more than 100 to beat it completely. Had the dlc, though.
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>>738799062
No! Don't say it!
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>Hungry as fuck
>Lost as shit... beendownthishallwaybefore.tif
>Holly shit I see dead people
>Pop them drugs... Fuck I'm gonna eat dead fools
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>>738798450
>eggs are cool
>sonic is cool
>FUCK I BROKE IT
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>>738801205

oh, thought of this one :)
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>>738798450
this fucking usopp fucking kek
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>>738798450
Perfect dark?
>>
>looks like a cool shooter
>solve puzzles 90% of the time
>also shrinking tits
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>make rockets
>make rockets go boom
>among other things
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>>738801255
Aliens doesnt necessarily mean from outerspace. They could be the synths.
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>>738801866
Tomb raider. One of the newer ones
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>>738801866
Duke Nukem must die.
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>>738801947
Yup Tomb Raider
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>Diablo clone
>actually not that bad
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>>738802417
sacred? :S
>>
>able to scream really loud
>your screams can manipulate the world around you
>for some reason you are not forced to play as a woman
>>
>>738802640
I feel like that's gotta be Skyrim but that may be simply because I've been playing it a shit ton recently
>>
>>738802838
Yeah
>>
>Get shot in the head
>Live
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>For half a decade now Joining and making Counter terrorism Units has been a massive trend In Europe israel and North america
>These units like to compete with each other
>Names of units are usually stupid
>Alot of the people in these units are young usually college aged
>They like to share pics and vids of their gear, usually their guns and knives with usually stupid expensive decorations

>Units and terriosts are usually nearly wiped out to 0 at the end of a siege, attack etc
>They have to buy weapons before an they head out with their mission
>Terrorists start to hop on this trend in poorer rural areas in 2nd 3rd countries hoping people will join them with Decent similar success
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>ride through a dangerous town
>try not to die
>deliver papers
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>>738803059
Fallout: New Vegas
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>>738803112
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>>738798450
Gears of War?
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>be line
>hit small dot before it passes you
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>should be dead, instead have a horn
>some nude chick loves you
>kid outsmarts everyone
>nude chick can talk
>mfw you play as the wrong person the whole game
>also you have a dog
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>>738803081
easy counter strike
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>>738803290
guitar hero?
>>
>>738803290
pong
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>>738803390
No. You are the line
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>>738803100
paper boy
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>>738803453
Yes
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>>738803340
mgsv
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>>738803481
yes
>>
>>738803559
ye
>>
> fatass black kid
>move to white house
>cure cancer irl
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>be black by choice
>aliens
>powers
>op
>no peepee but asscheeks
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>>738803823
Saints Row IV
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>>738803887
yes
>>
>>738803943
That was a fun fucking game. It was pure mindless chaos, and it was glorious.
>>
>>738804000
I hated it
>>
>two animal dudes on a road trip
>rip head of crazy scientist who just wants to be friends with girl
>ends up helping a monkey grow trees
>>
>you are vermin
>intelligent everyone else like you is stupid
>no one else understands you
>leave town
>get recognized as a genius through an alias
>never get full and absolute recognition until the very end
>still aren't understood but your family loves you and appreciates your talent
>>
>various adults explore a cave
>final boss can be killed by eggplant
>>
>>738804000
checked

i liked it too, was pretty stupid but very nice
>>
>make a grid over dangerous area in durkadurkastan
>guess where terrorists are without actually clicking on them
>reveal all safe zones within grid leaving only squares with terrorists covered
>if click on terrorist get blowed up like irl
>>
>>738804274
Easy, spelunky
>>
>>738804526
200+ hours on that game
>>
>>738804274
Spelunky
>>
>>738804522
Minesweeper?
>>
>>738804522
minesweeper :s
>>
>>738804626
damn, one second late!
>>
>>738802417
torchlight
>>
>check passports
>keep the status quo
>overthrow the government
>>
an angry tiger man punches shit to death
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>>738804755
papers please, easy
>>
>>738804755

papers please
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>>738804755
papers please

that was too fuckin ezy boy
>>
>>738804762
cheetahmen?
>>
>>738802417
Path of Exile?
>>
>>738804934
does such a game exist? no, try again.
>>
>hot sidekick
>you want to fuck her
>you cant
>the weight of failure makes you kill yourself
>>
>go postal for the second time
>>
>be little girl
>Father rapes you
>Kickstart apocalypse by killing yourself
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>>738804964
:(
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>>738805018
paperboy 2
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>>738804625
Yeah
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>>738804994
Catherine?
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>>738805050
it isn't that though.

that looks cool tho
>>
>>738805018
postal 2
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>>738805038
Stalker. Eazy
>>
>>738805018

postal 2
>>
>>738805179
Nope, try again
>>
Sort shit to make it disappear
>>
>>738805183
of course
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>>738804964
Yes, yes it does exist sadly.
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>>738805144
It´s actually on many worst games ever lists, so don´t try it for your sanitys sake
>>
>>738798450
Yar's Revenge
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>>738805141
no
>>
you kill people
>>
>>738805293
I play a lot of games designed to break me.

I've been through hell and back with most. I'm good. (It's fine, surely?)
>>
>collect balls
>balls filled with people and buildings
>save the world
>>
>>738805348
cod4
>>
>>738804845
>>738804825
>>738804793
Right-o

Try this one
>space janitor
>>
Children collect dangerous creatures, climb a bunch of towers, sail across the ocean and kill their parents
>>
>>738805411
viscera cleanup detail?
>>
>>738805411
dead space
>>
>>738805411
Viscera cleanup detail
>>
>>738805371
Well, see this as an inspirational video then :)

youtube.com/watch?v=hwmoJkHS-2E
>>
>get cancer
>die
>>
>>738805411
Space Quest.
>>
>>738802417
Grim Dawn?
>>
>Four weirdos show up
>Get off your shitty bus ride and head into dead town
>Gore and shit
>Try to break into a giant safe
>CTHULHU
>>
>>738805587
danken, will watch in morning though as it's 3:41 and i have untold amounts of work in 5 hours.

>ready to die
>>
Drive cars, get seizures
>>
>>738805685
Borderlands
>>
>>738804268

ok of to bed so I´ll give it some easy clues

>a violent rabbit and a dog in a blue suit
>>
>>738805730
Yup, nice one
>>
>run from ghosts
>suck balls
>love interest
>>
>>738801879
Kerbal?
>>
>>738805511
>>738805516
Yeah boi
>>738805515
Close enough

>crash land on planet
>build colony up to withstand a small army
>everybody dies from plague
>>
>>738805695

well, off to bed you go then!
>>
>>738798450
Fallout 4
>>
Punch trees, make animals fuck
>>
>>738805657
Correct. Never thought anyone would get it lol. Also was looking for other suggestions.
>>
>>738805837
but i don't wanna till someone gets my fucking game :^)

hint:
>thank drive for the idea
>>
OP tell us
>>
>>738805392
Dark Cloud
>>
>>738805878
neincraft
>>
>showering with your dad
>oops a wrong dad
> loose
>>
>>738805948
Read the thread
>>
>terrorists blow up ship
>gotta get money
>get better ship
>found mcguffin, dunno what it is
>gotta get money
>get better ship
>hunted by the government
>gotta get money
>get better ship
>repeat many times
>mind control slugs
>ally with terrorists to free everyone
>freedom
>gotta get money
>get better ship
>>
>>738805799
Yes! Finally
>>
>Go on vacation
>Get arrested
>Community service
>Travel through cave of lava
>Find lizard in hot water pool
>>
>spread virus
>inspire rape
>sad ending big cry
>jk
>rape again
>>
>>738801879
Kerble space program
>>
>>738805996
showering with your dad simulator?
>>
>>738798450
Prey
>>
>>738806148
of course
>>
>you are bread
>>
>>738806109
supermario sunshine
>>
>>738805960
Correct
>>738805965
Also correct
>>738805497
Anyone want to take a jab at this one?
>>
>>738805497
Illusion of Gaia?
>>
>>738805497
Pokemans
>>
Run around and buy weapons.. kill monsters, go through teleporters, buy more weapons, then kill a prince
>>
>need to save sister
>meet pirates
>sail your problems away
>>
>>738806322
>>738806309
Nope

Uh.. also you have to solve puzzles
>>
>>738806388
wind waker
>>
>>738806429
Yup
>>
>click circles
>to the beat
>lots of gay anime shit
>>
>>738805230
Lisa
>>
>>738805038
LISA
>>
World dies.. then you save the world, and then you die.
>>
>fly federation starship
>fight rebel scum
>die. A lot.
>>
>>738805612
My dream
>>
>>738806510
Guitaroo man?
>>
You hide in bushes a lot and eat alien life forms
>>
>>738806778
nope
>>
>>738806510
Osu
>>
Make a mess in your back yard to attract cats
>>
>>738805497
Lost Magic?
>>
>>738806841
yes
>>
>wake up
>climb ledge
>go
>>
>>738806896
Nope
>your parents are a dragon
>>
>>738806707
yes
>>
>errbody in da club gettin killed
>>
Fuck with physics, seek cake, find companionship
>>
>>738805392
Katamari Damacy?
>>
>>738807069
Too easy. Portal.
>>
>try to help
>kill everybody
>>
>>738807129
Haha.. no, but I see your reasoning
>>
>4 man squad
>gets attacked by helicopter
>meet asian girl
>sent to prison
>russian man dies
>one squad member dies at end
>>
>>738806985
Some sort of Final Fantasy? I'm stumped
>>
There is two answers to this one:
>get mad
>kill gods
>break reality
>>
>drunk dad destroys everything
>left to pick up the pieces alone
>bullied by alcoholic father the entire time cleaning up his mess
>>
>>738807320
God of war? Jotun?
>>
>>738807320
God of war, easy
>>
>>738807285
Nobody plays the games I did as a kid I guess
>>
>>738807401
>>738807381
Thats 1/2
Never played Jotun
>>
>>738807217

until dawn?
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>>738807429
Guess not, sorry friend. Good job though
>>
>>738800699
Command and conquer: red alert 1 or 2
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>>738806079
hint: Space
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