Drawthread Sad Punk Edition

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>>738781280
Guayo's a Guayo.

>>738781386
In this is in reference to which request? i was responding to several in my original post to which you replied.

>>738781261
No thanks, still dont feel comfortable with the idea.

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Hi ticks

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Requesting mama peach washing a shota toad's dick clean from smegma. She should hug him from behind with her breasts resting on his shoulders.

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>>738782120
much thanks guayo! Plant butts are the best

>>738782120
the gladion girl one with the awful art attached

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request from the other thread, it's not great because I'm falling asleep and I'm still fairly new to art
critiques welcome as always

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>>738782455
hmmmm

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Requesting to a good drawfriend this qt little witch http://i.imgur.com/oAUZYal.jpg dressed as pic related and being a bit aroused by showing her semi-naked body

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>>738782253
What is wrong with your tongue ?
>>738782120
Hello one eye fur man !

>>738782696
OR of this. Generally this piece is actually not too shabby, but I do believe the shoulder placement could use some work so that character doesn't appear unnaturally lopsidded. Did you began drawing before making a sketch of the general body?

>>738782906
you know well what that is and why people dont want to

>>738782981
>inb4 delivery by provo, nelsha or creator

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>>738782640
Y'know, i dont know what those are, but Ive already forgotten the req. So dont worry about it.

>>738782944
Heya hey.

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>>738782981
Am a bit curious:
I'vee seen since time ago that you always do this. Can't you realize that he always ignores you? therefore, why you still doing this? I missing something?

In a respectful way please let me ask you this:
you has a kind of autism or something?

>>738783183
>you has a kind of autism or something
the pure irony

>>738783183
what are you talking about? my first time I saw this anon

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Requesting Rukia doing something cute/cool with any pokemon in the album below
Pokemon refs: http://imgur.com/a/700pN
Rukia refs: http://imgur.com/a/qItQA

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>>738783536
Requesting Rukia >>738783536 being deflowered with a broom like pic related.

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>>738782944
I guess we didn't get properly introduced. Hi, my name is tongue!
>>738782253
Do you want to have a beer with us?

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Give AGHRRS

>>738783803
What the actual fuck is this shit.... you're such total garbage.

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>>738783930
ur waifu is shit.
And u know it.

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>>738783803
if you really want that, you'll most likely get it from one of my friends

>>738784163
Fucking faggot little cocksucker.

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>>738783810
which one is your head more like??
>>738783909
draw my bod yo

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>>738782868
HMMM.

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hi, one request?

>>738784384
could you do evangeline from wakfu?

>>738784384
ur oc dressed as a witch.

>>738784350
It's more like the second one.

>>738784492
Fuck off, Abusefag.

>>738782455
You could be sucking dicks for 5¢ a pop and have enough money to commission that by now.

>>738783183
Why are you talking in the third person

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Going out to eat, be back soon.

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>>738784361
how's canada my guy? where you guys at?
>>738784619
is the second one still a bag? or just beard?

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>>738784729

>enough money to commission

>>738784729
He's already admitted in previous threads that he doesn't want to even try to do anything to improve his life, just wallow in his problems and try to drag others down with him. Until his attitude changes, he will continue to be a subhuman failure.

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>>738784462

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>>738784894
>>738782906
pls guayabas?

>>738784967
you're awesome! i draw evangeline sometimes because she's so pretty

thank youuuuuu

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>>738784350
N-Nice to meet you.

>>738785062
>>738784894

abusefag alert

>>738784918
How much do you think they cost, abusefag?

>>738785198
Can we all agree tattletale anons are the most annoying and should be banned.

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>>738785077
>WTF
Why watches at 0 $?

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>>738783810
>>738783810
aaaa i clicked on wrong number

>>738784864
Hello to you too !!

>>738785334
Nah

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>>738784350
Not as exciting but here.

>>738785334
>Let's ban the people telling off cancer like Abusefag, & not ban the cancer itself.

>>738784864
It's a beard, ha.
I drew a handy guide this morning, but it's in my tablet.

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>>738784492
>

>>738785077
I like Amalia, but I think is for my feet fetish LOL

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>>738785416
yeye i'm the robot
>hello also anyway :>
>>738785421
I love it! saved forever!
>>738785510
right on. mustache or no?

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>>738785334
Amen!

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>>738785062
no means no guy

>>738785667
The irony is palpable. You are trying so fucking hard to fit in.

>>738785697
draw a masked wrestler

>>738785740
Read the fucking pic you twat.

>>738785303
>implying I am abusefag

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>>738785667
>reporting
>on /b/

>>738785851
*female masked wrestler
fuck

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>>738785334

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bartender... another

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>>738785697
requesting any zelda you want wearing these heels

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>>738785535
Now burn that fucking witch.

>>738786104
>>738785697
this is the same repeat requester that asked you for something and was declined last thread

>>738784918
tl;dr It would without exaggeration or hyperbole be faster for him to suck dicks on a street corner for $0.05/dick than to keep begging.

Assuming $0.05 USD per dick and 20 minutes per dick for both sucking and cleanup, that brings him up to a rate of $0.15/hr. If we assume he pays a third-world artist that works cheap $20 to do the lines, it would take him 133 hours and 20 minutes of dick-sucking on the street corner to afford the commission.

Assuming he lazily spends only 4 hours a day sucking dicks, it would take him 33.3325 days to afford the request. Even taking into consideration the additional week at maximum for the artist to deliver the request, it would only be a little over 40 days from first dick sucked to finally getting his princess peach art, less than the amount of time he's spent begging for this shit.

He could shorten the time until he gets his image by doing any of the following:
1. watching a basic dick-sucking tutorial on youtube so he can raise his rate to match the average crackhead ($1.00 - $2.00/dick)
2. suck more than 12 dicks a day
But he won't because he's a lazy piece of garbage that would rather wallow in his misery than do anything to improve his life. I hope a hobo beats him to death.

>>738786224
I am saving this, I got a good kek out of it!

>>738782455
>>738782455

request is open

>>738786349
shut up jake go back to /vp/

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>>738785851
>>738785961
>

>>738786439
I don't know why you keep relating me to that guy but it's fucking annoying.

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>>738785451
>>738786068
t. autistic tattletale

>>738785868
Do you realize that you are replying to the troll of these threads?

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>>738785620
Ooooh .. real robot ..!

>>738786506
Thicc

>>738785620
No stache.

>>738786506
thx my boi, saved

>>738786349
Proof!
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/738761429/#q738761429

>>738786545
>t. autistic tattletale
I am so sorry abusefag. I didn't knew you suffered from severe retardation. I hope you are okay.

>>738786224
This was fucking hilarious, but you make two assumptions;

1., the requester actually wants the piece done, and isn't requesting it at this point purely to be an annoying piece of shit that has nothing better to do until the dark creeping depression that's slowly taking over his subconscious eventually drives him to tie a rope around his greasy neck and hang himself in his decaying, depressing hole of a living space
and
2., this is just one requester, and not a multitude of assholes that have taken up the torch that all post whenever they happen to be around, thus achieving full thread saturation, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week

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>>738786137
speaking of witch burning, you see that new castlevania show?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYfgpodCVHE
>>738786571
>a real ghost!!
>>738786608
coo coo. what food you getting?

>>738786515
stop pretending you're hard to notice

>>738786856
Gyro's!

>>738786224
Incredible

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Requesting she massaging his prostate using a wand <3

>>738786848
1. I want my request done. And I don't suffer from depression. So no killing myself any time soon.

2. It is just me and me only requesting it.

>>738786848
That's true, but it's unlikely for anything other than individual autism to sustain an effort of this sort for this long. A group would likely eventually show variation and inconsistency due to trying to one-up each other, and even eventually break off into circlejerking and internal bickering.

>>738787052
In that case, consult
>>738786224

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>>738786224
Anon, today isn't that day of the year where everyone tells to the rest of the people what kind of job IRL you has.

>>738787201
>implying I care about your joke post

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what's a blob gotta do to get some more fuckin drink in this place

>>738787298
>>implying you DONT
now suck a dick

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shitty oc

what's going on

why is eva a weird drunk guy

halp

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>>738786571
Ye

>>738787036
lmao why's it gotta b jewish? What's so necessary about that specification.

What even indicates that in this image?

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>>738787523
shittier OC

>>738787311
Ya gotta take advantage of your female features.

Use your tits and ass to get yourself a drink

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>>738787538
>weird
i take offense to this

>>738787620
how about this hole in my head would that work

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>>738787012
>here ya go tongue meister
>>738787523
>>738787588
I like both of those oc's :>

>>738787565
abusefag has a fetish for mutilated dicks

>>738787770
pls explain

>>738787565
>lmao why's it gotta b jewish? What's so necessary about that specification.
>What even indicates that in this image?

look her penis: no foreskin > jewish

She is my waifu, pls be gentle.

>>738787770
I don't think that's how science works Eva.

You should be dead by now

>>738782455
>>738782455

pls this request is open

>>738787985
It's not gonna happen

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>>738786856
>ghost
I am slime but you were close!

>>738787311
>>738787770
Dont get drunk hole bro..

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>>738787985

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>>738787831
explain what

>>738787966
science is false
also my name is not eva

>>738788032

>It's gonna happen (ftfy)

>>738782455
>>738782455

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>>738787874
But, that's not a jewish specific thing.

Muslims do it, Roman Catholics are supposed to do it (debatable). It's not just a Jewish specific thing.

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>>738787771
do you really? :')

>>738788153
>Eva.png

Eva stop playing around and get that head of your fixed...

Actually get your whole body fixed, you're supposed to be female.

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>>738788096
you can't tell me how to live my life
let's take some shots

>>738788333
Dub trips demand!

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>>738788209
it's just my taste guayo

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i took a nap

>>738782253
helloo

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>>738788327
if you're looking for that tentacle person she fell in here yesterday
i'm not going in there it's scary

>>738788373
POUR EM UP BOIS

>>738788209
>inb4 he delivers to abusefag. thus feeding the cancer

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>>738788312
pfffft no!!
nerd!
>>738788487
do some kinda haircut

>>738782455
>>738782455

open

>>738788447
>it's just my shit taste
fify

>>738788659
>>738788659

closed

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>>738788447
Anon, it's not the taste that matters, it's your reasoning.

Get your train of logic fixed on your jew girl. Or just remove the jew part from her name, it's fucking with my advanced autism.

>>738788566
>He's this insecure.

>>738783082
>creator
this is slander

>>738788770
>>738788770

open since request hasn't been properly fulfilled

>>738788851
>>738788851

closed

>>738788851
Try making a request that isn't total fucking SHIT.

>>738786091
you slob, look how far you've fallen

>>738788889
>no right to close my request

>>738788916
Try actually drawing it instead of just shitscribbling on paper

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>>738788826
>Anon, it's not the taste that matters, it's your reasoning.
>Get your train of logic fixed on your jew girl. Or just remove the jew part from her name, it's fucking with my advanced autism.

We always can fix that problem, She nos is jewsih, she got a circumcision grade VIII.

>>738788828
It's true. Just search in the archives. He fucking delivered to him.

>>738788945
Request closed. Enjoy your day.

>>738788995
You think I would ever sully my hands on your fucking trash?

Commit suicide. NOW.

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>>738788609
>>738788609

I wish he posted a nicer picture of peach

>>738789099
>implying you could actually draw something decent looking

kek

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Open request! Draw Gordon Ramsay's reaction to finally locating the lamb sauce!

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>>738789048
Good now never explain to me your disgusting fetish ever again.

>>738789177
You don't deserve the drawings of a toddler. Regardless of my skill level. Bitch.

>>738789149
you got dc?

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>>738784864
Is good, cold. In Toronto, and it's pretty nice so far. One more day here then I'll be in Montreal.

>>738789331

>still implying you could actually draw

oh boi

>>738789424
watchu traveling for homeslice?

>>738789321
Guayo, may I request Peach giving a double handjob & getting bukakke'd all over her mouth & breasts?

>>738789338
DC?
>>738789338

>>738789338
>you got dc?
No, we're all AC here.

>>738789477
>>738789331
Get a room u two

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>>738788609
its shiny and new

>>738789424
My little top 3 /b/ drawthread artists can't POSSIBLY be this cute!

>>738789321
damn

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>>738788938
.....p-please
i just need... one more drink..

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>>738789534
>yeesh
you got that EDS (Early Dad Syndrome)
>>738789529
discord
>>738789575
I LOVE IT! I may just steal that hairstyle

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>>738789424
What a shame, youre comming close to my town and i wont be able to see you cause im super busy. Are you there for the metalica concert?

>>738789792
FREE EVA

>>738782455
>>738782455

open

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>>738789321
Do you have any problem with circumcision?

>>738789903
closed and gay

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guys im mediocre at best my art is only tier 1

>>tier one:
comparable to shin-chan and/or pokemon season one

>>tier two: you have a fan base for the MOST part and your art is comparable to DBZ or high-grade fan art using your own skill

>>tier 3
you might be a prodigist or really hardworker to get where you are
literally excel with the standard No.2 pencil

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>>738789962

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>>738789903

>Decaf in lingerie
Just imagine it....

>>738790013
I like the eyes

>>738790112
Fuck off bun

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>>738789516
>

>>738789938
Not really, I'd prefer it'd be considered child abuse but that the person can decide whether he chooses to do it when they reach an older age.

>>738790205
>An actual peach
Wasn't expecting that, but I like it nonetheless. Thank you, Guayo!

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>>738789792
Saved one for you !

>>738789575
Nice hair u got there

>>738789938
are you cut or uncut?

>>738789854
you drawing that in minecraft?

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>>738789797
go ahead my mans

>>738790290
thank u very much
nice sentient hair

>>738790013
The only way to get better is to practice. Keep going.

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>>738790073
>infamous
>maybe 2 weeks old
thanks for the giggle

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>>738789424
>in my city
ayy nice
try to grab some stuff on your way out

>>738790640
no problem

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>>738790205
>Not really, I'd prefer it'd be considered child abuse but that the person can decide whether he chooses to do it when they reach an older age.

Isn't abuse fix the body of a kid to prevent in this way shit like smegma, AIDS, etc.

>>738790309
I am not a dude, dude.

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>>738790806
>I am not a dude, dude.

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>>738789627
I got a big ass sweater and it's cute and I look good and I feel good
>>738789512
Vacation fam, currently going bar hopping
>>738789854
Nah, just here to vacation. My home's in Michigan so Canada is a popular and easy place to get away.
>>738790656
>your city
P-party?

>>738790806
>fix
>smegma
>what is washing your dick
>AIDs
>what is a condom
>what are std tests
How do you not understand basic penis hygiene? Are you a permavirgin woman? There is no need for circumcision in any civilized nation.

>I am not a dude
>is on /b/ posting weird fetish porn
That would explain it.

>>738791162
But anon don't you know if he says he's a girl then he can't be a pedo!

>>738790806
>Isn't abuse fix the body of a kid to prevent in this way shit like smegma, AIDS, etc.


But why mutilate your child's dick? Smegma can be simply avoided by just washing your dick under the foreskin. There is no need to cut something off that actually somewhat benefits you. It is the basic principle of self hygenie.

Also to burst your bubble my frien. You can still get AIDS or other STDs even if you are circumsized. Studies have shown that being cut does not lower the risk.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng

Just watch this video.

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>>738791273
yo
yah
>you got dc?

>>738791319
>>738791416
You're not going to change his retarded way of thinking. Just stop.

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>>738790806
Most of these have been disproved, through hygiene and modern medicine.

The nly real benefits that circumcision provide is a small advantage of preventing aids.

But that's just mostly due to the fact that there's less flesh to infect.

Circumcision is and always has been a cultural thing, done by, primarily, Abrahamic faiths.

To symbolize the union of Abraham and YWYH/God/Allah. In which the foreskin symbolizes the ring (what we use today to unite marriage).