describe a game from NPC perspective, others guess

>>738775220
G

What the hell is he doing?

Waiting for those guys to breach in our house/plane/building and kill all of us or defuse the bomb. Usually they'll even team kill each other as the community is a big cancer bowl. At least we have a few shields to take cover behind.

Was patrolling along my merry way, then some great white dope in green clothes attacked me. He had a sword and shield, and knocked me down. Fucker kicked my ass. Kicked my ass....and took my wallet. He said something about gems.

I'm a dead person walking through a big ass island, trying to kill the few survivors as soon as I hear or see them.
Maybe they'll die of starvation, too.
Luckily I can bug through walls because the developers seem to take ages to fix even minor bugs.

i keep running alone this path and getting killed by my allies

>>738776716

Easy mode:

What. The. Shit. I can't move... Unless he's moving. This is bullshit, man.

>>738776716
Left for Dead? If you're playing with the AI maybe

>>738776841
Superhot

>>738776841
>>738776887
Okay nah, I have no clue. Probably haven't played the game

>>738775220
Why does his armor cover his whole body but mine exposes my breasts.
>>738776841
final fantasy or any retro pixel RPG

>>738777203
Skyrim?

>>738775220

Step through portal, instantly killed by cockroaches.

>>738776385
Counterstroke
>>738776562
Zelda
>>738776841
Superhot
>>738776636
dayZ?

>>738777494
Counter-Strike is wrong, but close (not a Valve game, tho)

DayZ is correct.

>see big muscular guy
>he is wearing ancient armor and weapons, made by literal gods, thousands of years ago
>hes using all kinda of flashy demigod magic and fighting techniques
>beats ancient dragon on his own
>eats the fucking dragons soul
im sure its a good idea to rob him with my squad of half-naked breakfast-knife wielding amateur bandits

>>738777618
That's Skyrim for sure.

>Be in court
>No idea how i got here
>Theres this fat fuck and a man obsessed with yelling "Objection!"
>Case ends and im still stuck in this god damn courtroom

>>738777618
Skyrim.

i was just walking on the street then a nigga came and beat me to death with a dildo and then he took all my five dollars

>>738776385
rainbow 6?

>>738777733
Ah that game where the Objection thing is always used as a 9gag meme. Don't know the name or anything.

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> just walking in the bathing house
> fucking place collapses
> stupid gods fighting again
> this white fucker fucking kills me
> green shit leaves my body
> mfw

>>738777822
Yup, you're right.

>>738777818
GTA or Saints Row

>>738777818
Gta san andreas

>>738777844
God of War?

>>738777818
Grand theft auto San Andreas. He was wearing a gimp suit too.

>>738775220

People always want to talk, but I want to raid.

>>738777926
Yup

>>738777818
Saints Row 3

>be hot busty or loli chick
>some guy talks to me really super fast
>i talk to him really super fast too
>and talk to friends really super fast
>we all talk really super fast
>then there is fucking
>rinse and repeat

>>738777835
Its name is Phoenix Wright: ace attourney

>Chilling with my boys
>Some dude drives up
>Runs and and knocks my friend out
>I merk that motherfucker with a golf club
>Everything's back to normal wtf
>He comes in again and beats both our asses

>Be blacksmith
>Minding my own business
>Hear about guy buying everyone out of their iron ingots
>Guy shows up at my shop
>Buys every bit of iron we've got.
>Asks to use my forge
>Sure why not
>I never fucking touch it for whatever reason
>Continue tanning leather
>5 seconds later guy taps me on shoulder
>Offers to sell me 25 daggers
>I spend all my money on daggers wtf
>Continue with leather
>30 seconds pass
>Turn around to check on stranger
>Daggers everywhere
>Ocean of daggers all over my property
>Guy literally holding 50 daggers in his arms with daggers spilling out of pockets
>"Want to buy more daggers?
>Cant, I'm broke
>He throws the rest of them on the ground in front of me
>Stares blankly
>Never moves
>2 days go by
>He's still standing right there by my forge
>Start working on helmet
>"WANT TO BUY MY 500 DAGGERS YET!?"

>>738778037
Huniepop

>>738777320
WINRAR
>Time for a Hard Difficulty
The King just fucking executed someone and slept with my wife before outlawing pants and going off to fight the muslims in jerusalem

>>738778037
Uuuuh, a visual novel where the dialogue is being skipped through to get to the sex scenes?

>>738778171
Skyrim or I'll be damned

>>738778211
>Uuuuh, all visual novels
Correct

>>738778173
I guess this one too

>>738777844
ha. good ole god of war.

>>738778171
Skyrim again? Or maybe The Witcher 3.

>Be Vampire Lady
>Wake up
>See guy opened my coffin
>tells me I'm in the future
>Have him take me home
>Dad's a dick go hang out with him at some anti-vampire club
>They let me stay
>He and I go on adventures
>stop evil plot by father
>find mother
>guy asks to marry
>be hard to get
>turn down
>Does not look any less determined
>Continue adventuring

>WTF I've just been shot by a cop!

Hide in Cardboard Box once
It becomes a meme
what am i

>meet new neighbors.
>almost instantly I notice they have become absolutely loaded and tricked out their house.
>try to become friends. the guy chats me up for like for days continuously
>we get married.
>have to purchase dlc to keep existing.

>>738778446
Skyrim Dawnguard.

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> going to airplane with wife and child
> line is fucking long
> waiting for ages now
> flight delayed for the 2nd time now
> thiscantgetworse.jpg
> russians come in and fucking kill everybody
> mfw

>>738778571
mw2

i stalk you & never kill you even though you're my enemy, then i end up raping you

2010: *Moshing in the pit*

2015: "This band is awe... wait, am I hearing Skrillex?"

>>738775220

It was a normal day. It began as all days do, I woke up from my bed and walked towards the bathroom to do my business. Screw washing the hands for today.

Soon after I decided to head towards the kitchen to make breakfast. I grab the eggs from the fridge and start cooking. That is however when things started to get strange. Upon a yawning and closing my eyes I noticed that all windows and doorways disappeared. I was panicked at first, I started to panic walking around the rooms in circles trying to figure out what was going on. Before I knew it the eggs caught fire somehow. And I was trapped. I screamed for help but was replied with no answers. I tried banging the walls but it was no use. No windows no doors. I was trapped with the burning stove. The fire began to spread and I panicked further. I did not know what to do. And eventually It would consume me.

>>738778545
Sims

>>738775220
>>738775220
>get ass kicked by guards and my shit stolen, that asshole i lost a bet to probably said something to them
>what am i, a nigger?
>giant dude comes along completely naked and starts talking to me
>clearly high as balls
>must have pissed off a witch
>figure he can help get my stuff back
>ask him about it
>he already has it, wtf
>later that night head out to my new hiding spot since my house was ransacked, probably those same guards
>put shit away, tomorrow im leaving this place
>go back next day, shits gone
>get depressed, never go back to house.

>>738775220
Oh no. 6 is down.

>>738775220
I'm just sitting here watching these giant buildings fall from the sky. But this park by me is nice, nice enough to get a bigger house.

>>738778631
guitar hero

>>738778635
Sims again.

>>738778120
Hotline miami

>>738778658
bingo.

>>738775220
>climb up a mountain catching midgets in a net
good luck fags
(hint: it was educational)

>walking in abandoned quarry as usual
>skaterboi knocks me down flying out of a pipe
>taze him with military grade spring-loaded shock gun
>continue to aimlessly wander around in abandoned quarry

i cannot kill you unless you aren't looking at me

>>738778809
Skate 3

>>738778514
You are a metal gear

>>738775893
Assassins Creed

>>738778120
GTA

Me and my buddy stood in the morning breeze guarding a road that leads to a scientific project. I had my dogs with me who could smell any intruders. After a while a little boy with a red shirt appears and sprints out nowhere. I try to shoot him with my gun but I miss while he jumped into the water
This is so easy

>>738778740

yup

Some guy just got into my house, stole all the food but left the torch in the barrel.
Also he has probably fucked every girl on his way here.

>>738778829
scp?

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>be member of the soviet regiment to re-capture berlin
>walk out of base just to get hit by rockets from the distance
>whatever, respawn, turn left, turn right and there they are!
>fucking nazis laying there mass shooting my comerades
>for the motherland!!! i stand for exactly 1 second and then lay down in order to miss
>grenades got me, k whatever, respawn, turn left, turn right dead
>k whatever, spawn leave base, taken out by sniper
>k whatever, spawn, don't even move much, rocket in my face
>my motivation is at an all time high as i start to hover over the ground as the ping of the server drops
>now they don't have a chance! [russian lauging]
>left, right, right wait next to the flag
>actually manage to kill a filthy german, look at the wall
>after two more minutes get shot in the back two times, but don't move an inch in order to display true inner strength
>we actually didn't win this one

>>>738778803
Treasure MathStorm!

That game was the shit back in elementary.

>>738778899
inside?

>>738775220

I own a shop. Want to buy something from me? I will sell at 120% value. Want me to buy something from you. Ill buy it at 10% value,

>>738779038
Witcher

>>738778899
Inside

>>738779128
Nice job

>PLEASE MILORD THE MEN CANT SURVIVE ON BUTTER ALONE WE NEED NUTRITION

>>738778809
>>738778837
I miss Skate 3. That's my guess, too.

>>738779068
correct

>>738779131

Jew simulator 2000?

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>>738775220

>>738779167
Stronghold

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>>738779131

>>738779131
Gamestop?

>>738779143
Correct.

> normal day at the mall
> just shopping with my gf
> she's taking so much time picking clothes
> fucking hurry up bitch, i wanna go home
> man starts shouting
> JASON
> what
> JASON JASON
> wtf
> later that day i found out he got hit by a car
> fucking crackheads

>>738778171
>>738778275
>>738778387
What is it OP?? I need to know.

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Guy with 64 cube meters of dirt in his pocket just made a tree fly by punching it's base

>>738779225
>>738779229

Correct

>>738779242
that's gotta be heavy rain
never made it through those boring as fuck early scenes

>>738779301
minecraft

>>738779242
Heavy "Jason" Rain

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>>738778723
No one has even tried guessing mine. Is it that hard?

>>738779362
That was too easy

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>>738779167

>>738775220

Them two fucking dickwads will not stop fighting! While I am half buried and suffering in this fucking wasteland! HELP ME GOD DAMMIT!

>First day at work.
>Just have to keep an eye on this guy inside the house.
>Hear something behind me.
>loose conciousness.
>Just get the feeling my body is hooked in the sky or something.
>Now have to do the housework on this oil rig.

Okay i guess nobody will figure this one out but lets give it a shot

Im in a cell, its the end of the world, some guy is reading me in order to maybe save the world. He gets horribly murdered and someone else picks me up. This is where your story begins.

>Minding my own buissness going to go on a caravan adventure into what the old world maps say is 'ZION' or something stupid like that
>Got my fake Jumpsuit and Wrist watch thing on
>One last person enters
>A Drop Dead Gorgeous girl
>She joins and gives her friend a bunch of shit due to not being able to take it on the adventure
>Hit on her and try to seduce
>Say something is unique about my balls
>Her reply is
>'I will remember to bring tweezers and a microscope'
>wtf bitch
>Get shot by native when we arrive
mfw died without smashing that 10/10

>>738779468
Mortal Kombat?

>>738778723
>>738779446
Cities Skylines?

>>738779521
MGS V.

>>738778723
simcity

>>738779521
metal gear solid - phantom pain
abductee

>>738778723
>>738779446

sim city my man

no anon left behind

>>738779543

yes

>living in a hillbilly house crammed together with others
>everyone is different and a ton of midgets
>some random dude comes and slaughters us all

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>>738779582
Nah it was Sim City. Playing this shit right now. Good try though anon.

>>738779684

Redneck rampage?

>>738779274
>500 daggers
Yes, Skyrim

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>glorified dating simulator in space

>>738779528
Ricky from fallout new vegas honest hearts

>>738779774
yep Winrar

>>738779771
>Stellaris
Mass Effect to be Real

>>738779526
No tries yet!

>>738777733
ace attorney

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>>738779844
i guess that was too easy

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>Big bald headed teenage fuck
>Rides past on a rusty old moped
>Going in the direction of the fun fair
>shoots me in the ass with slingshot
>simultaneously getting chased by police
>throws stinkbomb at police
>somehow it actually phases the cunts
>escapes
>3 hours later
>see him and local gym teacher talking
> theyre outside of a porn store
>lolwut?.jpeg

next day

>same beef patty looking kid
>on skateboard
>grabbing hold of some womans tail pipe
>on some mi5 looking ass mission
>follows driver home and beats up a load of little shitbrains in her yard
>steals lawnmower
>rides off into the ocean with it
2 weeks later
>same fucking kid
>literally getting gangbanged by about 40 greasers on bikes with chains
>knocks every single one of them out
>punches police officer
>steals bike
>rides away

not seen him since

>Basically useless in the current economy
>Have infinite money anyway so it's no big deal
>Random fucking adventurer sells me an entire backpack of bones, feathers, and raw chickens
>Goes back to some poor farmer and continually slaughters them until he just disappears in purple swirls after saying he was bored

>>738779925
looool yea xD

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> just praying in the new church
> it's new bc of this weird religion everyone has now
> weird as shit,
> everybody's gotta wear hoodies except for that kid with the broken arm
> dude comes through glass
> wtf
> fucking kills the priest
> mfw can finally go home now

>>738779071
anyways: that was Battlefield 1942 in case anyone was wondering

Someone is within my personal prison of a current adobe. I Will find that bastard. And I will kill him But, first if that annoying kid will just stop fucking laughing!

I got a bow to protect myself
He builds me a home- table, char, base and some lighting. Good enough for me
He starts to dig down
After a while I feel like I'm drowning in lava
I die

>>738779969
Bully

>>738779969
That was that gta kinda game... what was it called?
Bully? Or something like that.

>>738777901
cj

>Walking around
>Footprints everywhere
>Follow them
>Walk past weird box
>Hear a buddy of mine scream
>Go back
>Box and buddy are both missing
>The fuck

>>738779969

Bully?

>>738780039
I wonder if anyone gets this

>>738780162
do you know whose footprints were these ?

>>738780162
Metal Gear Solid.

>resisting local pirates on home island
>battle's been ferocious so far, we're totally fucked against these guys, they control everything
>doctor negro has-a-crush-on-boss-lady drags some literal who out of the water and just fucking hands out our tribal ink like candy
>TheAudacityOfThisNigger.tattau
>literal who rich kid faggot gets his hands on a gun
>single handedly kills several thousand pirates in a hangover fueled rage
>have to tolerate him fucking the boss in public now what a crock of shit

>>738780039
Devil May Cry 4

>be me
>femanon
>9/10
>Living in a tower of poison as its good for complexion
>Good at fire magic
>see intruder, some knight looking guy
>He raises shield and charges me
>i blow him the fuck up with fireball
>He limps away barely alive and drinks that healing juice that some people drink around here
>He charges me
>I Grab his head
>Put arm around back
>Begin to kiss him
>Breath Fire down his throat killing him instantly
>Get Reset to position
>wtf.jpg he comes back.

>>738779104
Memories.

>Am security guard in this big ass bank
>Today we got twice as much money in the safe as usual
>No problem, we got cameras all over the place
>Wait, is that a guy running by with a silenced pistol?
>Nevermind, I'll just keep walking the same route as always.
>Are there hostages that are tied down on the ground two meters from me?
>Nevermind, I'll just keep walking.
>Is that a guy wearing chest armor over his suit?
>Probably not.
>Oh shit, the bank has been robbed full stealth.

>>738775220

>meet a random bloke.
>asks me to sign a petition.
>tell him fuck that.
>he then tells me to sign it or he will force my remaining family members too.
>fuck this shit I am out! This nigga crazy!
>Shit goes crazy, Hear gun fire, Just fuck that keep running.
>All out brawl between activists and the police.

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>>738775220
>be me
>be guard in imperial palace
>hear noise
>"huh? I could have sworn I heard something."
>I look around for several minutes
>all while i'm thinking what the fuck was that
>suddenly, He FUCKING APPEARS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
>IT'S THE GRAY FOX
>I pull out my sword and attempt to hit him
>BUT HE FUCKING RUNS BACKWARDS LIKE USAIN BOLT
>some weird green light comes from his hands
>I CAN'T FUCKING MOVE
>HE JUST FUCKING KNIFES ME AT SUPERNATURAL SPEED
>I'm almost dead
>but he gets bored and leaves
>have to stay on duty
>no fucking medical assistance
pic related
It's me
it's me

>>738780361
Payday

>There may be aught among the crags that litter this place.

>>738777569
swat

>>738778171
Supreme kek anon

>>738780275
Far Cry 3?

>>738780425
Postal 2

>doing queue to get the last Gary Coleman's book
>some dude comes up and shoot everybody

>>738780500
Nice!

>>738779859
>>738779526
Nobody tried to guess yet? Is it to hard?

>>738780461
Payday (2) is correct.
>>738780486
We've had the right guess already, it was Rainbow Six

I work 24/7 no breaks as a bank teller and you wouldn't believe the type of things our clients request to bank. These people like to put meals in the bank for later. Ugh!

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>be guard
>stopping criminal scum
>deformed albino lizard man comes running up to me at 70 miles an hour
>jumps 50 feet in the air
>launches fire ball
>explosion takes up whole city block
>everyone is relatively unharmed
>mob forms to deal with fire lizard asshole
>lizard asshole takes out a stick
>Mfw everyone starts turning into animals

>>738775220
>"WHY DO YOU FUCKS KEEP KILLING MY COWS!?!"

>>738775220
Im a Smith in a small village.
My Nephew brought a "Friend" who stole everything we had. Even the clothes i wore the whole day, i dont know what kind of black magic this is, but i bet it has something to do with his dead stare through everyone and everything all the time

>>738780477
>Nature is unbridled here, tis quite a pleasant corner

>>738779214
runescape?

>>738780540
Thanks!

>>738780538

Aye.

>>738780477
Dragon's Dogma

Never any fucking ore there

>Lol, this sucker just gambled all his money on a bunch a shit items. Fuck him and he quest to save us

>>738780592
kek this is better than the one i posted

>>738780438

Srsly, nigga? This isn't even ezmode, this is tard mode.

Oblivion.

>>738780636
Yep

>>738780621
skyrim again.

>>738779526
presentable liberty?

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>normal day in my oddly named village
>see riot over something
>something against dick shaped food
>lolwut.jpg
>join because there is nothing better to do
>see qt3.14
>attempt to start flirting
>suddenly, a FUCKING GOAT starts killing people
>licks qt3.14 and runs off
>mfw

>be a cat
>aimlessly walking around this weird town
>guy who killed the whole supermarket because he couldn't wait to pay his milk coming towards me
>takes me and puts me on his automatic rifle
>am his silencer now

>Be Me
>Be Lazy Piece of shit
>Meet edgy looking girl
>does not laugh at my jokes
>Kills everyone
>Kills brother
>Kills the enitre guard
>Hanging out in a church looking hall
>threaten her to back the fuck off
>kill them
>come back
>ohshitwtf.jpg
>kill again but took longer
>come back
>wtf why won't they die
>kill but almost get hit
>omg wtf is this
>repeat a few more times
>Pass out from exhaustion
>get cut
>fuck
>ow
>this nigger cut me
>fuck I'm dying
>Gonna go home
>dead

>>738780774
Wrong guess friend

>my neighbour just sits at home and cries.

>>738780300
Dark Souls 2
Those fucking Fire Mages

>>738780425
Okay prepare for superhardmode
> be old man
> place is surrounded by demons
> only things i sell are life-giving wheat, magic scrolls and weapon upgrades
> only got 1 customer
> also i own like, 100 shops even tho i got 1 costumer

>>738777618
kek

>We all run to certain death till, one day one of us can hit the core

>>738780088
>>738780135
>>738780167
yes yes and yes

>>738780742
too much skyrim on here

>>738780791
Postal 2.

>>738780877
Kings Field

>>738775220
My house is a shotty burned out camper. I live there with my buds. We rob travellers to buy drugs. Fuck with wrong guy, punches my dick so hard I explode.

>>738780877
Cain ?

>>738779528
Fucking Ricky what an asshole

>>738775220

>live in major city,
>law is passed by kin to repeat only one or two lines unless told to otherwise.
>fucking win the king and his stupid laws where taken over.
>fuck new king moves us to nearest town and passes the same fucking law as the old king with new lines.
>nothing fucking changes.

>>738780932
EYYY MANG I SHOT THAT BROTHERHOOD PALADIN IN HIS EYE SLOT WITH A 11 MM PISTOl

>>738775220
The Stanley Parable?

Eh?

>>738779131
Skyrim at beginning

>be miner
>some day I was mining as usual and a guy killed a security guard with a hammer
>join him

>>738780920
>>738780930
Nope

>spent a long time sitting in a cage until a hero saves me
>i just follow him around now and keep reminding him that his cube is a treasure

>>738781067
Red Faction

>>738778171
runescape? but I can't be sure

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>>738781140
Yeah.

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>>738781067
red fractions

>>738781181
Sonic The Hedgehog

>>738781209
Only knew because i fucking loved Red Faction until it died

>>738781181
sonic lel

>>738780877
>>738780920
>>738780930
>>738781073
I'll give a hint
> ninjas

I WAS MADE BY SOME FATASS TO KILL A HEDGEHOG.

No fun allowed

>>738779684
Borderlands?

>>738780877
Resident Evil 4?

>>738781102
Diablo 2

>>738781294
Fucking....Shit what was it.....ummmm
THAT NINJA GAME WITH THE GUY WITH WHITE HAIR AND THOSE CHI-BOT THINGS

Haha just another good da-oh wait, what's that suited moving thin-ahh no worries, maybe just another fucking hallucination.

>Sent to clear out an enemy camp
>I have like 2 people with me
>Afraid
>I hear about some badass coming to help
>He runs over wearing a fucking sweater vest
>Takes more drugs than I've ever seen in my life
> "Uhh, you ready"
>He runs out, and in seconds everyone is dead
>Here's the kicker
>He used a pair of fucking brass knuckles

>>738781379
Metal Gear Rising?!

I sure hope someone comes along and wants to listen to me talk for 30 minutes...They'll probably just want me to appraise their fucking shit and then leave again.

>Some Nigger just killed everyone
>gonna take his soul
>Tumblr says i'm the bad guy

>>738780061
Dorf Fortress?

>>738781368
correcto

>>738775220

>Be a peasant conscripted to fight in a unit with other peasants
>Our army has guys flaming swords and flying horses in it and wizards and shit why the fuck do they need us
>They just give me a club to fight with
>We're ordered to charge into literal demon warriors with magic full plate, and we're armed with clubs and wearing robes
>Whole peasant unit gets massacred just in time for our cavalry to attack demon dudes in the back
>I'm the only peasant in unit left alive
>Dickhead noble disbands my unit because there's "too few of us"
>Get drafted a few months later to do the same thing against tree people
>What the fuck

>be investigating mysterious murders on this farm
>killed the horse too
>homeless people everywhere begging and shit
>guy helps me get some evidence
>give him a cape

>>738775220
>be me walking around in the middle of the night
>back in good old 90's
>guard duty and alls going well
>theres a random bowl of green rice on the floor?
>It wasnt there before?
>eat it anyway and proceed to shit pants and slowly die
>ninja jumps of the roof outta fucking nowhere

>>738781454

Fallout: NV

>>738781458
No It was some old game with Ninjas, Demons and Weird Ghost possessed woodwork creatures. can't rember
Next guess is Ninja Gaiden

>>738781358
Nope, thats not it. I told you this is superhardmode

>>738775220

>At alien world.
>Me and a squad my people and some aliens under a united force are given a mission on this alien world.
>We spot natives.
>Quick retreat. And take cover.
>I got a good shot on one.
>I kill the bastard.
>suddenly shit gets crazy. My buddy is fired upon randomly and the natives just randomly fire their own weapons upon each other.
>fucking win they are all dead.

>try my best to help the adventurer
>he finds a voodoo of me
>he uses it to sacrifice me and summon a big meat wall

>>738780545
Still no one was able or tried to guess so far, c'mon guys

>>738781603
Yep

>Someone wakes me up from a long nap
>Kill everything
>Go back to sleep

>boss is pissed because my bro got wings
>he tells us to drown him, we do
>a lot later im a mutant and he returns to kill me

>>738780798
Sans
Undertale
Or Tensa from.... Something from the 90s

>be a mushroom
>italian guy jumps on my head and I die

Expert mode
>Be chef on space station
>Sharpening butcher knife when a fucking moth person runs in and steals my hat
>It's fucking on
>chase him around for almost an hour until I chase him into the bathroom
>throws a fucking pie in my face
>Hear an announcement
>"THE STATION IS FUCKED"
>station explodes
>fuck

>>738781605
Nicely done, it's Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2

>>738780925

This could be any of the fallouts, tbh

>>738780784
Goat Simulator "MMO"

>>738781693
Soul Reaver

>>738781393
Easy mode:

Where are the three roaming guards and the manager? Whatever, I'll just stay right here. Static.

>>738779526
The Suffering?

>We
>Need
>Moar
>P Y L O N S

>>738781454
Fallout?

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Pretty hard one:

>be emo basement dweller
>step-son to nigga and son to carpenter
>some nerd sister
>abused by niglet father
>smoke weed every day
>like constantly
>best friend is edgy son-goku looking skateboarded
>literally suicidal
>farmer dude moves here
>keeps giving me shit like full raw fish to become my friend
>feel pity and begin to befriend the mentally retarded man who farms like 2 tomatoes and im surprised is even still alive
>we play dungeons and dragons
>suddenly dick is diamonds for him
>get married
>lose all personality
>forced into having two children while husband fishes ALL FUCKING DAY
>MFW husband cheats on me
>Mfw he pays a witch to turn our chldren into birds so they fuck off
>mfw i get my memory wiped and he gets married to some twink
>mfw i was temporarily a faggot

>>738782013
Wrong again! Man this is a challange no one got it either

>>738781562
Total War Warhammer? Or HoMaM.

>>738781498
It's an easy one someone guess.

He really wants you to remain for a period of time and hear what he has to say.

>>738779526

Mist

>>738781379
Neir Automa?

>live in a village with about 200 dudes and only one chick
>shes hot as fuck but shes literally a witch
>spend the days building huts and praying to statues
>sometimes we all go to other villages and fuck them up

>>738782145
Wrooooong

>>738781624

Diablo 2?

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>be me
>useless bum addicted to drugs
>hang out with other bums I'm the outskirts of a big city
>one night off my face talking to the guys hear a story about a guy who has super powers
>one guy said he could stop time another said he got shot in the head and survived another said he could teleport
>We joke about and call him the dinnerlady

Next day

>wake up sun bright in the sky
>Johnny comes up with an idea to get some extra cash for drugs
>gives me pool cue and tells me to hide behind bin so he can lure in suckers
>hour passes shits in the corner
>hears someone coming
>DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO FUCKING WIPE
>FML.jpg
>man in naughty nightwear walks in alley
>lol fucking drunk guy from the strip time to get some caps
>notice something on his arm
>OH SHIT.GIF
>IT'S THE FUCKIN DINNER LADY
>He stops time by looking at his wrist
>pulls out a fucking toy guy taken from some druggy kid in the street
>sees 3 lasers come from the sky
>FUCK I STEPPED IN MY OWN SHIT
>GOD BEAM FROM THE SKY AND KILLS EVERYONE
>the dinner lady walks off drinking 30 colas

>>738781945
Ill count it. just goat simulator in general

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>>738781566
Fuck I hated westfall. Place was boring as shit

WoW btw

>>738779526
Baldur's Gate 2

>>738781917
Space Station 13

>>738779526
some elder scrolls game? or all

>>738781624
Terraria

>>738781498

It's Diablo 1/2

>>738782242
The wrong train continues

>>738779526
Black Ops 1?

>>738779981
runescape

>How does this bitch slide up a hill for 30 feet?

>>738782320
Yes

>>738782277
Nope

>>738782157
>>738781605
>>738781379
Tenchu: Wrath of Heaven
Chi-Bot PTSD kicks in

>>738782179
Populous 3

>>738782101

Total War Warhammer is a yep!


Always felt kinda bad for sending those poor peasants to their deaths. They fucking melt to chosen.

>>738782265
10 points

>Hanging out in the town square.
>Some guy shows up and starts farting and blowing kisses
>Kicks a chicken
>Pulls a severed head out of his ass
>Best day of my life

>>738782342
So wrong

>>738781917
SS13
>>738781624
Terraria

>>738782464
fable

me and guyz try to push lane. this fucking wizzard comes and kill us with spel. We try again...

>>738782464
Fable bro!

>>738782470
Oh! Gears of War?

>Chilling in my shack in the forest
>Spend my days hunting some weird monkey-lizards for food
>One day a dude shows up out of nowhere nowhere asking about some kind of map
>Decide to go with him
>We find the shiny map thingy and he asks me if i want to stay with him and get on his ship
>Why the hell not, I have nothing else to do here anyway
>Months later, he never took me on any other adventure, I never left his fucking ship
>I miss my shack and hunting monkeys

>obviously dead guy walks out of morgue
>questions me about tattoos carved into his back
>leaves, gets ambushed by thugs in an alley
>his body gets taken to morgue
>day passes, walks out of morgue
>has no memory, questions me about the same stuff
>calmly answer, weirder stuff happens daily

>>738778457
I understand that black people aren't considered humans or "Players" but reality isn't a game.

>chill in my tiny arena for 30 min
>five guys kill me, take my shit
>8 min later, they kill me and take my lunch
>shit cheese is my favorite lunch :(

>>738782584
Coulnt be further off

>I'm just gonna stay here and water my grass for the next few weeks

>>738782613
Torment. Too easy.

a bald dude just entered the toilet, and i heard something like a muffled 'ugh'
finished pissing and the dude walks past me with a different set of clothes, dressed as a cop

>>738782600
KotOR?

>>738782669
Could be any number of rpgs

>>738775220
>Be me
>First battle since graduating
>"Just like the simulations"
>Run up to enemy so I'm 6 feet away
>Stop
>Shoot laser gun
>Owowhatsthis.jpg
>A strange man with horns on his head has slashed me
>Instantly die to his double ended dildo of doom
>Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
>Wait a few seconds
>Respawn
>"Just like the simulations"

>>738782020

Starcraft

>>738782703
Hitman

>>738782537
>>738782583
righto

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>be me
>wake up in new dimension
>the fuck.jpg
>I brandish my 8 swords in each hand and look for fags to fight
>notices wandering gang of thieves and warriors
>bingo.gif
>immediately kill the Chad with the giant sword
>kill the cuck with the daggers
>decides to dick around with the roasty with the shaft
>I use super ultra powerful move on her
>mfw I used the wrong sword
>mfw the bitch summons a meteor to crush me and rezzez the other nigs
>I decide to bolt out of there asap
>Give them shitty sword and say it's "the ultim8 wehpwned 4 noobs".
>I kill the bitch first before I make my swift retreat to another dimension

>>738782743
Battlefront II

>>738782713
You got it !

>>738779071
>>738780053
Sounded more like Red Orcestra 2

Scientist is appalled at the actions of a very violent PhD holder.