i'm an ugly girl how can i find a boyfriend?
>>738767023
tits or GTFO
>>738767023
lose weight, you won't be so ugly
>>738767023
Tits of gtfo bitch
showing tits or getting the fuck out
>>738767023
to smile...
Tits or gtfo
>>738767023
you're far from ugly, tits nao
>>738767103
if you find me a solution i will
Show tits.
>>738767023
Most guys respond to tits
tits or gtfo
>>738767023
I don't know show tits that might work
>>738767023
post timestamp and kik, kek
tits, timestamp, face, theeeeen we will talk.
More pics of your face... I mean tits.
>>738767184
didn't work
>>738767250
Tits is the solution.
>>738767023
Confidence and suck some dick.
I think you look cute
>>738767353
damn you're cute
>>738767353
Butthole please, write i hate jews on it, I don't know how figure it out
>>738767250
Thats not how it works here.
You show tits and then we help.
Don'y forget to timestamp
>>738767353
You're not ugly, maybe a little too jewy for my liking though.
>>738767023
Can I see your anus?
Add me kik
Marshallbutcher30
Tits and time stamp mud veins, then I can pump a mixed baby into your Turkish uterus.
>>738767353
stop attention whoring on 4chan, hurr durr, am female. there are no girls on the internet. post tits with timestamp or gtfo
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>>738767023
Get a haircut, do some sports. Nothing really unachievable here.
Or spread legs and hook up some drunk guy in a bar.
Post ass
Find some good hobbies, great way to meet people. Tits
>>738767023
Show tits.
40yo oldfag here.
Younglings, pls, you know the drill - tits & timestamp, or gtfo.
Do you live in Richmond Virginia?
>>738767535
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>>738767023
tits?
>>738767353
you're actually cute
now post tits
>>738767023
Fuck dudes be a lesbian dildos are always better tbh
I've done worse.
Get friendly with a dude around your level. Be confident, but don't act slutty or sound desperate, and odds are if you ask them out they'll be up for it.
If you wanna be more underhanded, go to a dark club on an unsafe day and find someone to fuck who's wasted. If they stick around post-pregnancy, mission accomplished. If they don't, you've got a little sprog to keep you occupied and take your mind off your lovelife.
>>738767606
>Richmond, VA
stfu navyfag, she looks 15
>>738767023
here is your solution:
comb you hair
learn to put on makeup at least the basics
lose some weight/join a fitness club/start running/start skipping rope
do some yoga
smile, if your teeth suck, go to the dentist
Finally, make yourself available to men, if you're brave enough to post that shit on 4chan.
Make a /soc/ thread or join in on one, post a timestamped picture of your face/body with throw away contact details and location. Ask for a time stamped picture in return, go through any offers via email, contact the one you like. If that doesn't work post in another thread for more offers.
Done.
>>738767451
lmfao
>>738767353
C'mon, tits or gtfo
It's not even that hard
>>738767023
I think you're cute.
i dont get it ive seen girls like you before who have either chad tier or loyal internet boyfriends? are you recovering from a break up that left you emotionally scared or something?
Tust a normal person looking over /B/ for porn. You look lovely. Cute infact.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ6jKCWIoYc
relevant
>>738767023
start with cleavage.
TIT AND PUSSY PLEASE , THEN ILL RATE
>>738767023
theres literally guys everywhere, and they are 1000000000000000000000 times easier to pick up than women.
one thing people who are looking for a significant other never do, is fucking go out and do stuff. period.
thinking you will find a boyfriend sitting at home watching tv, doing nothing, not even have a job. is gonna get you nowhere.
now you my have a job, and im not saying you dont, but ALOT of people find a girlfriend or boyfriend at their jobs. its just bound to happen.
also, dressing a little slutty couldnt hurt, i mean if guys can see how nice your ass is, or how big your tits are, not even cleavage showing, just some nice tight stuff, it iwll help alot. you can have a dumpster face, but get all kinds of guys chasing you with just showing off your curves. on top of all of that, do ure make up, hair, pluck eyebrows. general maintenance helps. perfume too. cute feet.
Tits
>>738767702
>navyfag
Do you even geography?
>>738767023
Find virgins off of /b/ and fuck them. They'll either be grateful and stay or leave and then you can go to the next one
>>738767023
>I'm an ugly girl
Fishing for attention
>how can i find a boyfriend
You can easily find one by talking to a guy. I'm 110% sure there is some lonely fucker that would date you in a heartbeat if you give them the slightest bit of attention.
If b8 kill yourself.
Get a reputation for giving good head
>>738767023
Maybe Communists will accept you
>>738767606
Dude, I just wandered into this thread so I'm not OP.
Glad to see another rvafag here!
if you are a virgin, you can find yourself a decent man with little difficulty.
if you are willing to mold your personality to match your man's, you will likely have romantic success.
trouble comes for females who want to be their own person.
the odds are that your natural personality is unpleasant and nobody will have you.
this isn't a dig on you, this is most females.
females find romantic success by mimicking their partners.
do that and you will be fine
also: tits
>>738768095
Saw this comment on page one and thought I drop in. Also RVA person here!
>>738767023
Taste is subjective, but I'd say that most people wouldn't find you totally repulsive. It's not hard to get into a relationship as long as you aren't repulsive, and you have some sort of personality.
At least that's just if you want to be in a relationship for the sake of being in a relationship. If you want to find someone you actually connect with in a deep way, that's a bit harder, but that still has little to do with looks so long as you aren't repulsive (which I must emphasize, you are not repulsive). But I think finding someone who you really emotionally connect with is kinda difficult for most people. I'm not super attractive myself but people have wanted to date me before, but I've not really been super into any of them aside from physical attraction or something. Still, if you just want a relationship for affection or sex or something, it shouldn't be too hard as long as you make yourself available and don't have your standards set too high.
>>738767606
>>738768095 < me
>>738768266
Sweet! This is now an RVA thread.
Anybody here going to the show at Strange Matter on the 24th?
>>738768266
Omfg, another rva fag here too. That's like 4 of us on this thread
>>738768424
Yes, this is shameless self-promotion btw. My band is Graveside Breakfast. We're opening for a Japanese band.
kek so much samefag-ing going on here, this is getting screencap'd and going in a YLYL thread
>>738767023
1. post titts and timestamp
2. post where you are from
3. get one of the desperate guys in this thread, fucking woman have free choice but you still play the victim
4. ???
5. suicide
>>738768424
Who is playing?
>>738768626
Please do! (Not samefagging tho.)
Can I stick it in your butt OP?
op here please stop talking about RVA and pay attention to me
>>738768652
this motherfucker is so fucking right
you women can freely choice and yet you bitch about it.
i hope you die, whiny bitch
>>738768695
The Talkies, and my band Graveside Breakfast are opening for a band from Tokyo called... Don't laugh...
Pinky Doodle Poodle.
>>738768771
No, we are having a circle jerk because we all live in the same city
>>738768771
Do you live in RVA? If so, you should come out to the show!
Get on a treadmill and tell people you're Maise Williams.
>>738768853
How can it be a circlejerk when it's actually just one person, maybe two people samefagging?
>>738768894
There's also a bunch of arcade games in the back OP. You can be a loner in public!!
>>738768935
Well there are at least 2 of us
>>738767023
what about your body?
Weird.. Another rva fag here
>not samefagging
>>738768771
You cab get a bf by showing guys your tits. I helped you now show your tits you worthless cunt
>>738768935
At least 2 of us, friendo.
>>738769054
i'm kinda fat i guess
>>738769002
Hell yeah. We played there Halloween night, 2015. I remember back when it was Twister's. Also, to the pleb accusing us of samefagging (probably op), pic fucking related:
>>738767353
I'd date you if you were cool and i'm more attractive than you. Don't call yourself ugly when there are actual ugly people out there
>>738769500
If that's you then you're not too bad. You look better without glasses.
Do any of you RVAers remember the bar Pie? May it rest in RIP
>>738768778
/thread
>>738769500
you kinda havent posted fucking titts yet despite people posting how to fix your problem like >>738768652 stand by your word
>>738769712
Get with the times faggot. This thread is about bars in Richmond, VA now.
>>738767023
Looks don't matter. You have to learn to put yourself out there and really try. Some dudes would fuck anything with a pussy. Unfortunately because you're on 4chan you are probably an awkward shit that can't talk to guys so you'll probably die alone or in a sad abusive relationship.
>>738769712
i don't wanna make image pollution
>>738767023
pay him
>>738769809
you guys do your stuff , ill try to work on titts. Enough space for everyone here
>>738769830
bla bla bullshit , that is why you dont have a bf. You are a lieing piece of shit. Get fucked by a dog, they dont care if you lie to them
>>738769828
I will probably die alone
>>738769809
RVA fags love their xans
>>738769809
What about the Local?!
>>738769500
Okay OP... Nice dubs.
So, rvafag number 2(?) here.
My name is dolst. So now I'm namefagging, but still not samefagging.
My name is dolst. I saw someone mention Richmond, so I popped in. Since I'm apparently getting soft in my old age, so.... No tits required. I'll level with you.
You are NOT ugly, definitely not fat. You got a little meat on your bones. That's fine.
I'm not gonna go down the 12 mile rabbithole that is my stance on body positivity, etc. Just know that there are guys out there who look at you and are like, "Damn, she's cute!"
I myself am a sucker for brown eyed brunettes. "Audrey over Marilyn" is one of my slogans.
How old are you? I only ask so I can get a better idea of how to approach the situation.
Looks like you're a cosplayer (just like my wife and me) so you probably don't have a "normal" personality.
That's not an insult, btw. Chicks like you do tend to have a harder time attracting "normal" guys because of your not-stereotypical-female personality.
But Jesus, you look kinda young. And by that I mean, don't be in such a fucking hurry!
Cont'd if necessary...
>>738767353
Oh christ, what the fuck is that nose jesus H just stop.
>>738770081
Jesus, I posted my name twice. Now I'm REALLY namefagging!
>>738770156
IKR
>>738767023
If you want to make yourself more atteactive, lose weight and get a good haircut, maybe get contacts but that's more subjective but imo glasses don't suit you.
Then just go to social events and talk to people and you'll fall into a relationship.
>>738767926
kek
It has been said, but Tits or gtfo.
>>738770081
>>738770156
Anyway, continuing...
1. First off, stop with the "I'm ugly" and the "image pollution" bullshit. Big tits? Small tits? Tits that aren't shaped like Hollywood and fashion magazines say they should be? Who the fuck cares? Stop buying into the fakery that is passed off as "beauty".
Big ass? Flat ass? Thicc thighs? I guarantee you that out of the 3ish billion males on this planet, there are at least a few million who would look at you and fall in love.
At least a few thousand probably live in this country.
>>738767023
Put out. Most guys don't give a shit what you look like as long as you put out. Suck dick, swallow cum, take it up the ass, make him sandwiches, blow him while he watches the game... you'll be set. A way to a man's heart is through his cock....
Hasn't posted tits this is now a YLYL thread.
>>738770081
It's pasta you old retard
>>738770081
i'm 19 and i'm not a cosplayer i was just trying to socialise, didn't work
RVA fag here, I swear it feels like I've seen you from somewhere OP. Are you a waitress?
>>738770081
Fucks sake.... what has /b/ become?
I go away for a year and come back to this faggotry?
>>738767023
find a nigger.
>>738770579
REV UP THOSE ENGINES
>>738770579
ikr?
>>Looks like you're a cosplayer (just like my wife and me) so you probably don't have a "normal" personality.
disgusting
>>738770664
there is no nigger in my country only sand niggers allowed
>>738770464
If so, then maybe someone else reading will be helped by it. Whatever. I like hearing myself talk.
>>738770468
I think the word "socialize" is backloaded with all kinds of expectations. It's a heavy word, at least in this old fart's opinion.
Do you have friends? I mean, you have to have at least 1, right? Go do shit with them.
>>738769500
would fuck you without a condor
>>738770439
lets do this, fuck that bitch
>>738767353
You're actually kinda cute, where you from?
>no tits
>no timestamp
>samefag
The amount of desperate pathetic people on this site is to damn high... Some forever alone guy posts 1-3 pictures of some random bitch and the next 200 comments will be the same 20 people circle jerking with OP.
The idea that a female would actually exist/communicate with them in their world whips them into a frenzy.
Work on yourself. At the very least don't look so damn miserable. You have potential.
>>738770840
turkey
>>738770579
>>738770737
:3
>>738770845
What does Google Image Search tell you?
>>738770889
in that case no
Oi op post a timestamp
>>738770889
The Incredible namefagging dolst here...
Do you still live in Turkey?
>>738767023
>>738767250
>>738767353
>>738769500
>>738770889
>>738770924
>>738771191
yes
>>738767436
holy shit.......
>>738771196
my boobs are not even pretty i dont care i'm not gonna post any, this thread needs to die
>>738771229
Post more of yourself OP, would wife.
>>738771376
you need to die
>>738771229
Hm... I don't know how things work there, or how different cultural shit is. But I'm assuming the same basic male/female dynamic exists, so hopefully any advice I give you is still applicable.
But don't try so hard. It's the classic paradox that usually works against guys trying to get girls. But in this case it's working against you.
If you are desperate, it shows.
So lighten up. Don't worry about it. I know it's hard, but you are more likely to find a guy if you AREN'T looking.
>>738767353
hmm...
I'd fuck you. Not sure if I'd date you, as I have no idea about your personality.
>>738771376
Again.... stop with this negative shit. "Pretty" is fucking subjective. I don't need to see them. (And that's not even what the rule is for, btw.)
>>738767783
>>738771376
Naaaa don't say you're ugly omg
Look, OP... Assuming you're real and not a trolling neckbeard male my age, you can find me out there on the interwebs if you really want some advice from a guy who's been around and seen some shit.
I won't try to come to Turkey and fuck you. I'm happily married and genuinely only want to help you out, one human being to another.
If you're not interested, this thread dies either way. Go in peace.
I gotta get back to work, but I'm just gonna promote my band one more time:
Graveside Breakfast
#grimdark jams from RVA.
We're playing at Strange Matter on the 24th. You can find us by sticking a ".com" on the end of our name.
Either way, I'm out. Surf Wisely.
>>738767023
i''l fuck ya
Is your name Taylor?
>>738772012
how did you know?
>>738767023
post feet
Nerdy girls are the best don't forget dat
>>738772227
Whats the last name?
>>738767023
I'll be your boyfriend
>>738768424
Another rva guy reporting
>>738769828
4chan IS a sad abusive relationship .
>>738772522
what do you pathetic fucks wish to achieve with posts like this?
>>738771376
>tell me im pretty
>tits or gtfo
>tits aren't pretty
Lets pretend for a second I believe you're not a lonely fat man fishing for human attention.
You don't have a bf becuase you have no imput, no contribution. You want people to praise you? Post tits. Its a standard exchange here. You're the type of girl who wants attention, but has nothing interesting to say or do to stimulate the interaction. The type that uses "why" or "I don't know" frequently in conversations, then cant understand why no one is interested.
>>738772635
nothing
>>738772522
if you can come turkey and fuck me then why not xdd
I think you're cute.
Go to bar. Stand about for a few minutes. Some guy will talk to you. He may be a total dick, but hey, it's a start. Seriously a girl can have horns, green skin, be a total bitch with B.O. and still pull easier than a 6/10 guy of average height.
>>738773061
thinking doesn't work like that
>>738767023
>>738767353
id fuck ya if you had a giant bush.. it looks like you might be quite hairy.. please post bush
thnx in advance
>>738772826
>if you can come turkey
what?