no rekt thread?

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>>738759741

>>738759622
Woah woah woah is he still alive?
His jaw isn't clenched but it's still closed and that resting position isn't a total slouch. What the fuck

>>738760821
he is alive just got chopped

>>738760907
WOAH
Dude that looks like his spinal column on the back but I guess that's just muscle. Holy fucking shit humans are amazing.

>>738760821
saw a video of him, talk to someone while sitting there, the camera man walked around him full circle

just a casual day in sth murica

>>738760978
Considering he's not bleeding a lot he probably survived. Good on him. Can't imagine that level of pain.

he looks annoyed, like "god dammit it, i just wanted to fetch some water for the village"

>>738761075
the body has a hard time processing pain like that, so it might not be that bad

>>738759622
This pic is ripe for captioning. Unfortunately, I'm not funny.

Leave it to all the pre pubescent faggots to turn a rekt thread into a spiderman thread

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>>738761300

>>738761369
All you do is bump it for more views dumbass newfag
Put sage in options without a picture if you want it to die quicker.

>>738761228
Image name says he was a thief who got chopped trying to steal. Damn... Better luck necks time buddy.

>>738761468
>Literally free bumps of a shit thread

>>738759622
"Did I forget to turn off the stove?"

>>738761518
lol necks time

>>738761454
>FILENAME

>>738759622

"I'm gettin real tired of this shit happening"

Im sure there are trap threads to spam

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>>738761526

>>738761859

Nastiest core sampling I have ever seen.

>>738761734
Kill yourself faggot

>>738760967
spotted the alien

>>738762267
Holy pinkeye

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>>738759622

>>738762180
Make me, bitch.

>>738762200
lmao

>>738762492
I dont have to make you...Your shitty existence and lack of pussy will be the death of you

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>be me
>be 21 yr old nerd disguised as alpha
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>nobody suspects a thing
>actually have crippling social anxiety
>still get pussy for looks
>pretty cool
>Little do they know I play league/browse interwebs 10+ hrs a day
>gril comes over after bar
>drunk as fuck so I know im sliding in her slizz
>pull panties off with teeth to turn her on
>puss smells like rancid rat tail stew
>wtfwasintherelast.jpg
>tells me she has a secret
>orly?
>"can only cum when im eaten out"
>o fuk me
>dumpster dive her muff
>tastes like sardines
>cums then fucks me like a champ
>keeper?
>fast forward 3 months
>in relationship, pretty happy
>still hasnt figured out im troll
>comes over early before I get home
>opens up laptop because thinks im cheating
>i am
>instead of finding evidence, opens browser
>/b/ on open tab
>scrolls meticulously
>finds trap thread
>wtf.wav
>walk in on her masturbating to thread
>evenmorewtf.wav
>kick her out
>dumb cunt likes girly boys and i am true man
>feel masculinity fleeting
>slap now ex-grilfiend
>calls cops
>arrested for assault/battery
>feelsbad
>beat case and want to beat bitch again
>dontdoit
>im gonna do it
>trips decides how
Pic related

>>738761454
Dat air time.

>>738760274
Sauce on scene

>>738761859
Can anyone survive that?

>>738763755
post her asshole and feet

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This is it...

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>>738765360

>>738762267
nerve gas?

>>738763755
>>nobody suspects a thing
sure, they don't, suuuure.

>dumb cunt likes girly boys
project much?

>i am true man
hahahahahahahahhahha

>feel masculinity fleeting
if you're such a true man you wouldn't, nor would you try and salvage your shit by slapping a ho.


weak af/10
bullshit.

>>738763755
plot twist. you dont beat her

for just once I'd like to see a rekt thread without 655245 posts that I've seen before.

#sad

>>738761859
I like how he casually looks up.. just taking a nap, brah.

>>738763515
Oh yeah? Guess what I'm fucking awesome, that means you just took a left turn into WRONGVILLE.

>>738764343
>>738764343

Brazzers Phoenix Marie

Vümp

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>>738759622

>>738770871
Its just one lonely faggot posting it because he wants attention

>>738761454
Weeeeeeeeeee!

>>738770871
"Wait... You forgot your knife!"

>>738765405
>males

>>738762397
ho shit....shiiitttt....... damn man, is disgusting.

>>738759622
Great. Now I'm gonna be late for pretzel day.

Someone has the video of the dude getting crushed by the machine?

>>738771573
why is he drinking Ocean Spray peach cocktail?

>>738772693
I think when you blow your face off any drink is fine

>>738759622
This is gore not rekt.
Learn the difference newfag.

>>738772250
wtf did he live?

>>738764973
Not for long.

>>738772818
would you drink pure lemon juice?

>>738760274
Got this edgy feminist bitch on snapchat who always does "the floor is lava" vids on her story, I'm gonna need this

>>738759622
>sliced neck
>Still has time to philosophize
what a fucking ubermensche

>>738771573
I think he needs a face lift

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Spidey Make your own thread

>>738759622
>no bleeding
>did he isnstantly die in that position or whats the deal here?

>>738759622
he looks like rami malek lmao

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>>738771573

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>>738761518

>>738762200
nice double dubs

>>738773822
noice, check these too

>>738761180
Did he died?

>>738773548
Idk it seems like he was moved to that cuz it looks like his spinal cord has been separated, so there's no way for him to actually move his arms.

>>738772909
yea

>>738774040
Shit really? That's luck

>>738759622
That headache

>>738773068
Didn't know that's what it was yeah I'd pass

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>>738762940
Never have i felt visual pain

>>738774824
No, dumbass he didn't live. He was torn in half. His head slammed the floor like 40 fucking times at high speed, you can see the blood.
Fuck dude.

>>738775541
NO You are dumpass He fine. own deli store in new jersey with insurande moneys

>>738773989
no

>>738759622
That looks like its a great pain in the neck

>>738775541
I see the blood but I don't see where he gets torn in half it looks like he just got spun smacked

>>738773989
OMG. So funny

>Fucking summer

>>738775842
Do you even realize how powerful that machine is compared to a human body? There is not one single unbroken bone in his body.

>>738775842
Did you not see his head slam into concrete? Or his legs litteraly peel like bananas?

>>738775668
Shut the fuck up you 14 year old needledick troll

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>>738759622

>>738776811
What the fuck happened here fucking kek

>>738776811
wtf happened

>>738776949
WOAH MAN THAT'S TOO GORY

>>738776811
SO GO ON AND FUCKING KILL URSELF U CUNT... and he did....

>>738777051
>>738777131
I heard that the dad dared his depresive son to shoot hiself. son though it wasn't loaded and pulled trigger to prove point. Ultimate fail/rek

>>738777051
Kid is a little emo fuck who "wants to die" And wouldn't shut up about it, so one day his dad just snaps and hands him a gun. wah wah
My mom did this to my sister. It my sis chickened out.

>>738777164
yeah but what happened to the guy in white

>>738777051
I believe the kid was depressed, and his dad put a gun on the table basically saying "do it pussy". He did it.

>>738776949
>>738777146
You aren't funny Stfu

>>738777279
Nerve gas

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>>738762397

>>738763755
send pics

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>>738777378
roll for quints

>>738777215
kek dat tailgate blast

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>>738777495
It's like mister bean almost.
speaking of, this is now a bean/rekt thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVonJchNPEA

just die

>>738776949
omg stop

>>738777495
reroll

>>738777691
>not available in my country
>thanks merkel
>sage

>>738777330
thats just sick

>>738759622
>What a pain in the neck.

>>738777804
what country you in anon?
must be a pretty gay one.

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>>738777215
The way the tailgate whipped around and smashed his face.

>>738777215
Kek, he probably would've been alright if it weren't for the tailgate.

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>>738778032
germany

>>738776949
is he kill ?

>>738772909
sure he did

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>>738760110
You really are the cancer that's killing /b/ friend

>>738778193
Germany is pretty gay.
I hear some fags dress up in BDSM outfits and fuck in a movie theater outside of the red-light district.
You sad fuck.
Try to get some Mr. Bean if you can.

>>738759622
nothin like a good lapse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s

>>738777295
Mos berivabre sory.

>>738759622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11gc9uBUxCk

>>738762397
This is why I'm careful with my positions and I don't pull out 90% of the way each time. And bitches be like lol wut u doin shut the fuck up I'm not letting that happen to my dick. This ain't no porn van

>>738765405
It had to be done, and he recorded it for the rest of us

He is the hero we needed

>>738773451
I like how suddenly he doesn't need the cane and can walk just fine.

>>738765405
I remember first seeing this on efukt years ago it was called "loveplug".

>>738771645
Sorry dude...

>>738778955
sadest thing are cucked left wingers, refugees, niggers and sand niggers and how you go to jail if you complain about them
hope i die fast enough

>>738780963
Suffer through it anon.
Someday things may go back to what they once were.

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>>738781064
really hope so

>>738781201
stereotypical liberal logic. you are just a polarized retard. an enlightened republican logic would be fucking your sister who is also your mom because you need to keep the white race pure.
only fucking retards believe this shit, you goddamn mongoloid.

>>738764973
Severe organ damage mate,he'd die sooner or later, especially once they get him out of that cause he'd bleed out I guess

>>738761454
African continental missiles in testing

>>738759622
http://www.rigoremortis.com/2017/04/04/man-survives-machete-attack-huge-wound-his-neck/

>>738776092
trying too hard to fit in you spastic, leave and dont come back.

>>738776811
You want to pop in loo harneet? POO IN LOO?? YOU KNOW WE WORSHIP GHALMESHANG QUEEN OF LOO AND NEVER POO THERE. You want to pop in loo just shoot me in the heart because you know we pop in designitated poo streets and beaches. Just take this gun and shoot me in the heart

Then harneet just blows his brains out because he can't live in bangalangadingdong anymore

>>738760821
His throat is intact, and his spine doesn't seem to be damaged either, so it seems to be just a flesh wound.


A very nasty flesh wound.

>>738761859
jesus christ m8. I'd just rather be dead at that point. Holy shit.

>>738776811
Ayyy lmao

>>738759622
"Holy shit, I just broke my neck, how am I going to tell mom?"

yeah right better keep throwing stones at police officers faggot

this thread hasnt died yet? damn i guess im back then

>>738772250
He's gonna be really dizzy

>>738761859
Sike nigga you thought

>>738761859
The worst part is that he's forced to look in the direction of his dead friend. kewl.

>>738784363
no sprinklers in a hospital?

>>738776364
>>738776690
Right, but where is he torn in half?

>>738777215
>Be guy that gets thrown out of window
>Somehow survive that
>Get my head smashed by that swinging tailgate

That's some final destination shit right there

>>738777495
surprisingly enough, in my 27 years of existance, I have never seen a person in a wheelchair use the public toilets

>>738777051
Son was a neet, dad and him argued, dad dared him to shoot him, he shot himself instead, dad thought he was shooting him hence slap and realisation, honestly its more sad than anything else.

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ylyl

test

>>738770871
Look Rutnov, I make unihorn

>>738761072
>>738761369
>>738761468
>>738762064
>>738765360

Can already tell the summer holidays have started in the uk

>>738772250
poor unlucky bastard

>>738787680
They start on the 21st, my gf lives there

>>738787876
yeah... i live here too. some break up a week early

>>738761859
did he ok??

>>738786482
samesies

>>738787997
Oh i see, lucky them

>>738773451
His brain was sick of him and finally escaped.

>>738778955
sounds good to me tbqh familia

>>738776811
I think the story was that the father was ashamed of the son, who was a NEET, and told him to shoot him. The son killed himself, and the father thought he fired at him and missed, which is why he turns around angrily, cause he's gonna smack the shit out of him.

>>738777495
whats this from?

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Saving this thread
FUCK YOU SPIDERCUNT POSTER

>>738781201
shut up

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>>738788722

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>>738788722
Bull vs horse part 1

>>738759622
hello

>>738773451
>The Prometheus school of running away from things

>>738788722
Bull curbstomp

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>>738789047

>>738788898
Aw shit, dude
That was a beautiful horse, too
Bulls are niggers

>>738789172
I agree fuck that nigger bull

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>>738762397

>>738776949
This looks a lot worse than it is.

>>738764973
He dies as soon as they try to move him. Same thing that happens with all the people who get stuck between a train and the platform

>>738789077
This is the worst bull riding accident I've ever seen

>>738789172
Well, that usually is the case. But sometimes cucks can be black too.

>>738788898
Never go near a deadly unpredictable creature without a .44 magnum

>>738789276
Literally every video of a bull is the bull chimping out and fucking shit up to various degrees, depending on how apt the surrounding people are at containing said chimpout
Except for a select few videos "proving" that bulls can be peaceful, of course

>>738762397
abella anderson dick snap nice

>>738790063
Puns aren't acceptable anywhere, even on this pit of degeneracy

>>738790216
Bull are aggressive because people want them to be

>>738790155
damn they shot his head open and he was a ketchup man all along

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>>738790342
The rate of cuckoldry in the black community is several times worse, because men can't tell so easily the kid is not theirs, and well you know the rest.

Also, watch Jerry Springer. It's loaded with black women that don't even know who the father is sometimes.

https://youtu.be/Yw57CRiTxzw

>>738790800
That's not Jerry Springer jackass.

>>738787033
how did the camera not get damaged?

>>738759622
It really looks like his spine is severed...

>>738761859
I'd fuck that ass.

>>738776811
Nerve gas strikes again

>>738765405
Fake.

>>738790155
Possible stray bullet?

>>738784332
cool?

>>738785861
With all that electrical equipment around?

>>738773451
why don't we see more shit like this in America?

>>738788957
Good Lord, just put it out of its misery...

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another one for you guys

>>738762267
when she says she'll watch your kids for you

>>738761859
>Like, crap man, look at that. That's like his stomach plug, on the ground back there. You don't see that every day. I mean that doesn't even seem possible if you think about it, with body organs and cartilage and bones. I mean I'm no doctor or nothin' but that was like one clean chunk.

>>738780267
If this is a joke it made me lol. If this is serious, you're a fucking retard.

>>738776811
If I knew I'd get slapped then my parents would party right after, I wouldn't give them a satisfaction of offing myself until they died first.

>>738776811
YTF do they roll on their backs like cockroaches?

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>>738771645
I hope is fake
I mean i say so or i am not going to have sex (i won't anyway )

>>738792888
>filename
kek

>>738793186
They are literally ROFL

>>738792596
poor guy lost his nipples

>>738790155
Best nigger

>>738776811
narcissistic father
depressive son
hysterical mother

>>738785861
Third world mate

>>738790593
elaborate
i thought they were like every other predatory animal in the wild, lookin for shit to fuck up

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come on fuckers, i cant be the only one with some good webms (last 4 are mine)

>>738795461
>chink bender

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another one since youre too fucking lazy

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>>738762397

>>738795377
bulls aren't predatory animals, they eat grass.

>>738778032
he posted the name of one of the internationally most well known heads of state on planet earth and you ask him what country he is from

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>>738759622

>Asks for rekt
>Posts gore

summer time

>>738788999

truth trips


fuck that movie.

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>>738762940
HOLY FUCK.

>>>>738788857
I'll take the stairs for the rest of my life now

>>738790800

>black people can't tell themselves apart

Fucking kek. Masterful trolling right there 10/10

>>738796403
If you live anywhere other than China chances are elevators aren't actually made of cardboard.

>>738796440
Says the wh*te inbred

>>738772909
What the fuck do you think

>>738795377
No
Normal bulls in a farm eat grass and protect/fuck the cows.
They don't fuck with you unless you provoke it or mess with the cows
The bulls we see in most vids are superbulls from spain,aggressive and stressed the fuck out

>>738795773
jesus is that legit

how do they think this is good press

>>738792596
danm i wonder what could of happened here

>>738793186
YTF do you use the acronym YTF
fucking kids.

>>738787033
he threw a cigarette in there? oh my, there is justice in this world

>>738797121
This. I hope all smokers die of cancer, although they will eventually anyways.

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>>738795773
>middle eastern toddlers

>>738795773
omfg is it really real?

>>738790155
Story?

>>738795773
So cool, he has the best childhood ever, apart from propably getting raped everyday

>>738797424
yes, they gave a 4 year old a gun and told him to shoot someone while filming it -_- dummy

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>>738761859
>filename

>>738797774
wtf is this real!???

>>738766474
Best laugh I've had today

>>738797774
Blood doesn't look like that, I'm calling it fake

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>>738761518

>>738776811
Fucking americans

>>738777215
Dam!!

>>738767030
I really really hate faggot like you

>>738776811
Are they having a seizure?

>>738761518
Oh wait... that shit is here in my country... let me try to find it

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>>738797999
>>738797866
ill bite because its late and i dont care, yes its real you fucking armchair experts

>>738772250
Definitely nerve gas

>>738761228
Kek

>>738798164
yep

>>738795773

Jews are some vicious bastards.

>>738777215
I get made fun of for immediately putting my seatbelt on by friends when I drive, but I've seen too many videos like this. This faggot would have lived had he put his belt on

>>738759622
Just figured out that he was a victim of robbery...
According to the news, 3 man approached him demanding his shoes and cellphone. He unsuccessfully tried to escape and the thugs decided to punish him, so they cut his neck open and dumped him over a bridge. He survived and walked almost 1 mile until he found someone to help him...

>>738759622
And of course it's fucking Brazil.

>>738798931
Well... it sucks here sometimes...

>>738799039
>sometimes
Most of the time, you mean.

>>738799090
When you live where I do its sometimes... but when you live in favelas, pretty much most of the time...

>>738792819
underrated kung pop reference

>>738799157
So in 75% of Brazil people only get their neck sliced most of the time, but in the rest people only get their neck sliced sometimes. Got it.

>>738798975

rife? Autist

>>738799370
lol!
But hey, we love gringos

>>738786482
>>738788171
Many folks in need of a wheel chair are also in need of a colostomy bag.

>>738799449
who you ?

>>738799510
Yes, you love them so much you can't resist the urge to rape them.

>>738777330
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

>>738799612
LOL! OMFG!
Well just drop by while we are celebrating Carnaval and you will be fine...

quints have spoken

>>738790216
It's fucking bull you autist- what the fuck do you want it to be?

>ice is col
>stomach acid is corrosive
>The Sun chimps out

fuck off w/ your nigger intel

>>738788857
did he just eat his thumb?

>>738799743
Yes, I'll be glad to drop while Carnaval is going on, the time of the year when the most people get raped and murdered.

>>738797424
if it was real they wouldve actually shown him shooting the guy. its called editing retard.

>>738792279
Not enough republicans walking