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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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>>738741543
replied
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>>738741543
replying for a girlfriend
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>>738741543
baitz
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>>738741543
can you give me some cocaine with that girlfriend
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>>738741543
Replying
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I wholeheartedly belief this.
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>>738741543
Replied
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>>738741543
I DON'T BELIEVE U
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>>738741543
mmmm
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>>738741543
yeah right...
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Bruh it's worth the chance
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>>738741543
I will die alone , and i know it.
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>>738741543
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Well you can try...
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>>738741543
I DON'T WANT A GIRLFRIEND. I WANT A WHORE.
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>>738741806
I would love to snap you weird looking fingers off
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jewery
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bump for one fun-loving whorish girlfriend
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>inb4 that kermit guy come and calls everyone faggots
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>>738741543
done
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K
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>>738741543
Plsplsplspls
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please
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>>738741910
nigga those ain't ma figgers
DEES MA FIGGERS, BITCH!
WAT NOW
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>>738741543
pls, I need a gf. I am an unemployed piece of shit who lives in my parents basement and all I do with myself is jerk off to 4chan threads constantly
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>>738741936
HEY THERE, FAGGOTS.
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>>738741543
okay
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worth
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>>738741543
Y not at this point
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>>738741543
Doubt it but ok
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>>738741543
swiggty swooty gimme the booty
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I don't want it to be Louise though. I want myffy >:(
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>>738741543
what do I have to search in tumblr to find pictures like this
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>>738742111
trips confirm
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Ha jokes on u i allredy have one
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>>738741543
can#t deny such a offer
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Replied
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>>738741543
Oh wow, really? Gee whiz! Guess I'll give it a shot, haha, here I go!
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>>738741543
pls
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Great Bait Mate!
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>>738741543
Hope is the last thing to die
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cant, dont have time or money for a nagging bitch
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>>738741543
worth a shot fag
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>>738741543
cry
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>>738741543
This fucking thread again don't you have anything better to do kid annoy the cucks at Reddit
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>>738742225
yeah. it's your choice. keep telling yourself that.
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>>738742122
OP took that pic himself
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I've never wished a "post ITT or things will happen" thread was real as much as this one...
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>>738741543
K
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>>738742394
Faggot small penis shit
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ive been replying for 10 fucking years and not a single thread has fucking delivered
>this shit is as bad as Publisher's ClearingHouse
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>>738741806
Yea same I wanna break your gross e.t. lookin fingers off n break your skinny boi arm in half
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>>738741543
ok
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>>738741543
ok
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Please I just want her back
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>>738741543
PLEASE
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>>738741543
Worth a Shot
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>>738741543
pls
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We'll see.
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>>738741543
I'm interested...
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please work. roll
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>>738741543
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>>738741543
too many replies. why can't you faggots sage
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>>738741543
wow
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>>738741543
I'm actually going out with some friends and tomorrow and might meet someone. Anyways
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>>738741543
Yes
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>>738741543
This doesn't work
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Based anon
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>>738741987
underage cringe
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Don't you lie to me OP
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Okay.
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Sarah be my habiibtii!
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Sure ill get a gf from my bed room
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Let me newfag real quick

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>>738741543
Done
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>>738741543
Pic is kawaii
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Reply
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Worth
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Pls
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>>738741543
wat habbened
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Ah fuck
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Delivered also tips on how to proceed
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>>738741543
well why not
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>>738741543
I want an attractive blond
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But I have one already
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>>738741543
I wish it was that easy
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Need gf, desparte af
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>>738741543
I hope so
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Help me
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>>738741543
This is a reply.OP will grace me with a girlfriend
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>>738743111
nice dubs
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I wait
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plis god
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>>738742784
fuck u kid
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>>738741543
ok.
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>>738741543
No fuck off summerfag
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pls b0ss
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let that chan magic work
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I did this last three times and it didnt work. If it doesnt work this time im DONE
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pls
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>>738741543
I reply
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Lreyp
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doubt it
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>>738744000
Witnessed
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>>738741543
ok lol
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>>738741543
okay
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>>738741543
aight bet
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>>738741543

Replied
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I hope so.....
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Sure
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k
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>>738741543
done
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>>738743057
Treat it like a marathon, not a sprint. One step at a time. Lay a foundation of trust, and work your way from there. And for fucks sake, have your intentions all set out before you proceed.
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It never works
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nah
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>>738741543
Pls
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>>738741543
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>>738741543
Sure
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>>738741543
It didn't work the last time, maybe there' a chance this time!
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>>738741543
replied
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deliver
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Shit
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doubt it
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>>738741543
pls b0ss
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>>738741543
If I don't get the gf, OP is a faggot
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>>738741806
Replying.

And fuck your fingers kid, you fucking freak!
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bb i love u
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letz go
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Ok
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D:
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Fuck it, postin'
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too late
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If Pepe allows it
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Why is this still a thing
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Ok
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This is bullshit, but why not
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>>738741543
replied man boi
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I hope I get back with my ex
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>>738741543
I got 13 minutes left so this better be quick
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>>738741543
Replying
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>>738741543
I'm desperate beyond belief.
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replied, wtf is that pic tho
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>>738741543
But i already have a gf and I would never cheat on her because she's my significant other
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>>738741543
It doesnt even have to last longer than the festival I attend tomorrow
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Posting for gf
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>>738741543
bump
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Lol k
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I'd like one o those
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Kek
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Replied
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Nice try
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>>738741543
Fucking women, why do I want them in my life? Aside from their body, all they are is discount men.
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Better deliver OP
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>>738741543
worth a shot.
I can has the one pictured ?
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>>738741543
penis
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>>738741543
pls
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>>738741543
pease
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>>738741543
ye
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5 confirms it
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11111
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I highly doubt it but sure
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>>738741543
k
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Bait
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>>738741543
Well I've gotten desperate
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Lies
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>>738741806
a skeleton is among us
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>>738741543
Yeah shure
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Wow. That's amazing. I hope she'll call me tonight while she is piss drunk
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aye let's hope so
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Nigger
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>>738741543
Reply
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>>738741543
Lies
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>>738741543
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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desperation
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this some bullshit

tfw no gf tho
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One can hope
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>>738741543
>go on /b/ and see a bait thread

Fucking summerfags
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>>738741543
>replying for a girlfriend
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Here goes nothing
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>>738741543
eh, why not?
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worth a try
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sage goes in all fields
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>>738741543
I'll bite
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>>738741543
please
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>>738741543
dubs get
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>>738741543
replying right now, there replied.
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pls
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replying
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i want one with ketchup
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Bump
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No fuck you.
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>>738741543
fuckin hope so
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denikec baratnoje
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>>738741543
I can't not take this chance
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amen
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Kay
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swsdefjhku
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Worth a shot
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>>738741543
sure give me a chance please b0ss
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>>738741543
Well I didnt know women bleed makeup.
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Impossible
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I feel sorry for whoever the girlfriend is
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This had better work
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Kappa :/
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Please, I'm so lonely
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>>738741543
Please?
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Ok.
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>>738741543
ok, OP... i summon HEAVEN as my new GF
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>>738741543
replied desu
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Please
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nigmode
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brek up
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kys better to get a trap
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>>738750868
faggot
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)":
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>>738741543
mkay
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>>738741543
k, done
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Shut the fuck up normie
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if u say so
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>>738741543
Actually going on a date with a slump buster tomorrow for the first time in ages, so I hope this will bless me with good fortune :D
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Nhi
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>>738741543
haha no
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sure
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my body is ready
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K THEN
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Oh!
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Ok.
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Okay, replied
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>>738741543
fine by me
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>>738741543
Do not want. But what is the story behind this picture¿
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>>738741543
okay
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reply
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>>738741543
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>>738751777
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THANKS OP TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

HAVE A GREAT DAY ANONS
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i wonder this was real :v
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hmm
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kk lets go nig nogs
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>>738741543
yes
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>>738741543
I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU I HATE YOU OP FUCK YOU
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Sure thing
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Sure
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postin
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please god
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I won to bereef
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>>738741543
Fuck
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donkey
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>>738741543
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I just want her back
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hi
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>>738741543
Mandatory contribution.
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Anon pls don`t lie
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>>738753666
Brips toys
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>>738741543
SHE LIKES ME BACK SHE JUST NEEDS TO SAY YES
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okay
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Oi
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>>738741543
fag
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perhaps
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>>738741543
Me me me me pls
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Why not
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>>738741543
man can only hope
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>>738741543
>4chan the thread.
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I'll take all the help I can get
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>>738741543
Key then
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Duck tape does wonders for that
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maybe this time...
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fat fucking chance
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>>738741543
I'm desperate enough to try
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>>738741543
If you have my face, I don't believe you
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Fuck.
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>>738741543
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What a joke
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Fuck it
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ok
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>>738741543
I just want some decent pussy
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excellent
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fuck you
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>>738741543
let's go
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>>738741543
i know it wont work, but its my onlu chance
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>>738741543

Aye! What is this image about?
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>>738741543
That not true you negro op
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Pls
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>Inb4 i actually get one
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>>738741543
Another try won't hurts
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By the will of KEK, bring me GF!
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rolling for qt wehraboo gf
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So if i reply 2 times do i get 2?
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sure mate
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>>738741543
ok
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>>738743057
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nope
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Sounds good
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Wow, I'm desperate.
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>>738753759
>ywn be that guy
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>>738741543
doubt it
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>>738741543
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Just had a break up... Soooo....replied
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Pls
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>>738741543
i want girlfriend
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>>738741543
why man
why
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>>738741543
im so sad
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This gay shit better fucking work because I'm on the verge of an hero
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>>738741543
maybe this time ;_;
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yessssss
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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