/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

where are the Dunedin nudes?

dead

Why are IDs even gone?

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Dunners reporting.

Snow melted, now it's just wet and miserable. How is it at your place, /nzg/?
>>738734204
G'day, cob. You good?

>>738734336
Been pretty shitty actually, but that's life. Up's and downs.

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>>738734356
Share your troubles, mon brauve.

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>>738733649

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Kia ora my fellow beings

>>738734527
Just the chick I was seeing, everything was going great. Decided it was a relationship. Then suddenly she says she doesn't want to be a relationship, I don't want to keep it casual. So we went our separate ways.

>>738734336
terrible in picton been blowing all day and raining heavily couldnt go on my hotdog quest

I've got a mate who wants me to send him things that are exclusive to NZ.
So far I have L&P, pineapple lumps, a peanut slab and a kiwi plushie.
What else should I send? I can't really think of anything else besides AB's gear.

NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

>>738734611
If I know you, now is the time to tell me so.

>>738734727
Send All Blacks items

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Dunners pls

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>>738734896
?

>>738734727
Send him a live Kiwi bird

>>738734727
Send him a giant tree fern

>>738734990
>>738735010
How about something that will actually get through customs.

Boss wants me to fire out a shitload of stuff for work, fuckin drowning in work.

Pukekohe checking in

>>738734727
send him a chastity cage

dunedin here. experiencing what it must be like for horses to get their back teeth filed at the dentist. shits weird yo

>>738734686
Hotdog quest? Do elaborate.
>>738734919
Yeah righto then.
>>738734950
My bad dw, got mixed up. Sorry to hear it, but GG on recognising what you want and not selling yourself short. You getting by?

>>738735104
also found this dank comfy song today on another bed and I rate it
https://soundcloud.com/feedthefox/localweatherreport

any cunt here played farcry 4?

>>738735158
Yeah still getting by, just a crappy position to be in.

>>738735060
What kind of work, I'll help.

>>738735158
my mate from timaru sent a pic of him with a hotdog dipped in tomato sauce i was gonna try get my friend drive round marlborough tasting all hot dogs to find the best one

>>738735370
Rockets doe

>>738735158

Truck boy reporting. Sup boys. Keeping warm I hope. Ive had a puppy dog sitting on my lap for the last 30 mins and my legs asleep. Eating weetbix.

>>738734356
Hang in there fella, we got your back. Feel free to share specifics if it will help.

>>738734336
Good evening sir.

>>738733649

who is take IDs?

remuera reporting in - holla

>>738734950
Oh disregard my previous post. I've read thru and realised you've already shared mate. Chicks, yep, says it all.

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Newmarketbro reporting in

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>>738735539
>>738735609

Shit forgot my pic.

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sup y'all - anyone got a spare job?

>>738735731
You could try out as an extra for Mad Max..

Dunnersbro reporting in

>>738735775
kek

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>>738735215
A Subaru in NZ without gold wheels for your sorrows. You still working?
>>738735454
When is the movie adaptation coming?
>>738735472
(You)
>>738735539
Good evening! How was the early start?
>>738735782
Hey bro

>>738735956
Yeah still working 5 days a week, so if all else. At least I have money I guess.

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>>738735459
Heres my rocket design.

>>738736281
based drawfag

>>738735956
no movie yet but it will be a trilogy

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>>738734990
better yet, send him an albino kiwi

>>738736281
Not bad, I feel the big dogs in the PR department wouldn't agree though

>>738736418
Manukura

>>738735956
Hi man. I don't wanna be a pussy little bitch and complain but not too bad. Haul arse outta bed, get dressed, take a piss, coffee, get out in the snow.
Same thing tomorrow. Pays good and I can't really buy anything when I'm working so biggie.
Have a mate who works on a fishing trawler. He gets lits of time off but they fucking work hard. Has to do 8 hour shifts then sleep for 8 hours then eight hours work again or some shit. Has to hot bed it too which is weird and creepy imo>>738735919

>>738736695
> so biggie
so no biggie

>>738733823
oh shit someone actually fucking delivered

Herne Bay reporting in, a bit late.

How is everyone?

>>738736780
>implying this isn't posted every day

Hi there, welcome to 4chan

sup cunts

>>738734727

Whitakkers milk chocolate is pretty damn good

>>738736887

Nothing much mate, you?

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>>738736780

>>738733649
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD AUSSIECUCK! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR AMERICANS ONLY FUCKO! TRUMP SIGNED EXECUTIVE DECISIONS BANNING ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION! YOU CAN NO LONGER DANCE ACROSS OUR VIRTUAL BORDERS AND COMMIT ACTS OF IMMIGRATION TERRORISM! FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF BACK TO YOUR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE AND STAY OFF AMERICAN WEBSITES!

Got the news back from the vasectomy clinic that Im fully firing blanks now.

Gonna go blow a load in the mrs to celebrate

How about that fuckin' weather then?!

Jesus fuckin' H Christ on a pogo stick.

Seriously, this storm can fuck right off.

>>738737057

why the fuck would you get your balls chopped off?

>>738735731
Just read this on stuff. Kek.

>>738737057
details? Cost? How'd you get it organised? Pain?

Gonna get this done after the second boy is born - don't want a third rug rat.

>>738736809
Freemans bay reporting.

Fuck this weather.

I'm going to ponsonby this weekend to pick up sluts at the Long room and revelry. Get me some chlamidya and cause a pregnancy

>>738737167

My balls are bigger than ever mate.

And once youve suffered through having kids you'd understand why you'd never want to put up with this shit again

>>738737325
Got two kids I don't have to see or support.. bachelor big dick lyfe for the win.

>>738737306

Yeah the weather is horrendous.

>>738737413
Walked on my lawn to check the mail, sank down to my fuckin ankles wtf hate this shit making me angry.

I wanna ride my motorcycle and go fast like sonic the faggot

>>738737325
this is why the white race is doomed. we will be extinct within 150 years while niggers shit out like 6 kids per family

>>738737485
Nah fam, white sperm, eggs and embryos are in massive demand in fertility clinics.

No one chooses nigger sperm, eggs or embryos.

Even non white recipients choose white sperm, eggs and embryos.

Girlfriend is an embriologist in a lab in fertility clinic in remuera, she knows.

>>738737485
There are like 5 people with African ancestry in all of New Zealand...

Anyone know any good hookers in Wellington?
Just looking to get my dick sucked without the hassle of having to be in town this friday.

>>738735058
>How about something that will actually get through customs.

Send him a New Zealand customs agent.

Anon who had the job interview today, how did it go?

>>738737325
Dude. You should be making more white New Zealanders. You know, the type that work and make a contribution to this country

>> 738736943
Fucking aye. Better than that cadbury bullshit screwing NZ in the arse.

>>738737075
Put the kettle on mate. Got a hot water bottle?

>>738737674
Goto NZ girls and filter the results by location age and ethnicity

Go from there.

I've had a couple of condom free blowjobs from young new hookers.

Also, try Craigslist WFM in the personals

>>738737267

I think it cost like 4 hundy, so not cheap.

I researched the firms out there that did it and found a surgeon who seemed trustworthy. Essentialy I paid to get it done, rather than through my Dr.

Pain was not as bad as I expected. The mrs appreciated my sacrifice so she mothered me for the week I had off work. The worst part was having a shit as my balls hung down unsupported in the toilet. I was pretty much fine within 2 weeks.

ive got to give a warning though that my sex drive took a bit of a hit. Im still hornier than my mrs, so thats ok. If I was fucking a 20 year old I'd probably struggle to keep up now (but then who wouldnt). Maybe that will change now I know Im shooting blanks, and can fuck no matter what part of her cycle she is on

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>>738735058
Send him Willie Apiata

>>738737761
Kek

>>738737745
I find craigslist to be a pile of spam.
Backpage tends to be more reliable.

>>738734727
whittakers L&P bars

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>>738737624
>>738737645
dude i'm not talking about the tiny percentage of people who have test tube babies. i'm talking about the plummeting birth rates of white compared to niggers, (and sand niggers) the average birth rate in white families is like 1.24 which is borderline extinction level. niggers breeding at a rate of like 3.4

we need to get less white faggots getting their tubes tied, and less white women on jewish birth control and take back our identity before we're flushed out of existence

>>738735076
How come no one ever sends me Chastity Cages?

>>738737485

I was going for quality over quantity. I dont need to have a dozen kids as I know the ones Ive got are likely to survive. This way I can bring up a couple of smart kids that contribute to society, instead of a pack of dumb dole bludgers

>>738735731
what does that even say? Ewast? Newast?

>>738735198
Yep

>>738737910
how to unlock north Kyrat? am stuck

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oh hi mark

>>738737853

You know there are hardly any niggers in New Zealand right?

>>738737890
two is okay. at least you're above the average. anything less than having two white kids is cuck tier

>>738738039
am talking about the white race as a whole, genius

>>738738039
Yea, but their sure are allot of Black Bastards

>>738738110
Who gives a shit. By the time this would of happened a war will have happened likely due to all the EU shit going on. Racewars are coming.

>>738737853
Stop going on /pol/ so much. You live in fucking New Zealand in the middle of the fucking ocean. You aren't going to be overrun with non-whites anytime soon.

>>738738156
Seriously /pol/ has made you all mental.

>>738738156
>Racewars are coming
>Who gives a shit if there's not enough whites
found the jew
>>738738168
it's sad seeing white cucks having no pride in their culture and identity. We all come from Europe and if you don't care about Europe falling like it is then you are truly lost

>>738738205
i dont even go on pol.
Its just a case of the build in racial tension.
At the very least it will be muslims getting kicked out.

>>738738247
hey cunt did you enjoy your herald article about your 3" dick facebook groups?

>>738738247
You seriously sound like an idiot. This /pol/ meme shit has gotten out of control. You live in New Zealand not Paris.

Also, have some respect for those who came before you and gave you what you have.

>>738737908
DEVAST8

>>738738285
How many Muslims are even in New Zealand? You are crazy.

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daily reminder for everyone to vote for winston peters

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Anyone here had any experience with NZPersonals?

Night boys. Truck boy tapping out. Can hardly stay awake and Off to chch after work tomorrow so wanna look half decent. In 24 hrs time i wanna be balls deep. Wish me luck.

>>738737745
Ty for the tip. Never checked it out, but some hassle free company is on the cards.

>>738738394
Most of ours are muslim indians.
Asians are the ones coming in flocks.
They are passing the natives in population %

>>738738428
use backpage dude

>>738738484
Plenty of Saudis attending AUT

>>738738472
Best of luck, man. Noighty noight.

>>738738484
This yellow peril shit is like 150 years old bro. It's comical. New Zealand is going to be white as shit for a long time no matter what.

>>738738394
You must not live in South Auckland

>>738738896
You must not live in any "western" country that isn't New Zealand...

anyone here tried to grow a mustache recently? in the past I get laughed at like its a joke, but this time round it's nothing but good reception, I feel like a good non hipster mustache is due for a comeback

>>738739466
Fucking disgusting.

>>738738428
I sucked off an older dude i met of CL a few months ago. It was quite a bit of fun.
Then again I'm a faggot, so go figure

>>738739466
Top effort.

When I tried it I looked 1970s porn star. Not a bad look I thought.

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>>738734336
Snow melted, now it's just wet and miserable

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just bumping the thread on my own, as per usual

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THIS IS NOW AN AUSTRALIA THREAD , FUCK OFF AUSTRALIA LITE

>>738738348
it's not a /pol/ meme you moron it's fucking statistics. check them

>>738733649
Y u got Australia flag?

>>738741951
MODSSSSSSSSS
underage

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>>738733649
Top of the south reporting.

jw if we(NZ) have any upcoming twitch streamers/pro-gamers? and what everyones thoughts are on streaming?

>>738738428
paid a trap from backpage to fuck me up the ass a couple of weeks ago. am straight tho

>>738742245
top of south picton??

any1 know where to get "party supplies" in welly?

>>738740488
>88
Highly appropriate. Nice meme btw

>>738742415
>paid a trap to fuck me up the ass
>am straight tho

pick one homo

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>>738742591

Sadly not friend, But near enough in Blenheim.

>>738742678

first day on the job?

Nelson reporting..

>>738742869
no, just a student who wants a couple of roundies to have for the alt j concert in dec

>>738742869
legit dont know who else to ask. the guys at my local tin house don't do it, mates at uni are too square

>>738734727
Burger rings nigga