somehow, I have found myself to be housesitting for a family

how long are you there before so you can be caught?

Cum in her panties fag.

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Think she's the one in the middle

>>738725401
Reroll

>>738725401
Rerollo

you burn it faggot

>>738725401
Rerolerino

>>738725401
:(

Try to find anything sexual and then come on it

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>>738725401
Which ones?

>>738725567
Purple

>>738725290
find dildo, cum on it

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>>738725688
Like this?

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Set up a camera in her room and post the footage of her sleeping tomorrow

Take a shit in between her mattresses

>>738725750
Nigga that's a curling iron

>>738725767
They won't be back until August

>>738725290
Is there a laptop you can search for nudes?

That's a hair curler or some dumb shit.

Still cum on it

>>738725750
Nigga that's a hair straightener

>>738725567
Just pick a random one.

>>738725290
Here's am idea. Don't do anything. Leave the room, go watch tv, and go to bed or something. Who ever these people are they likely trusted you for a reason, but I hope they installed cameras or some shit so they can watch your autistic ass being fucking retarded.

Try to find a laptop, see if there's any nudes

>>738725567
Flower patterns best.

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>>738725837
Here's the laptop. I think the fan is broken tho so it won't startup

>>738725945
You're more of a faggot than OP kek

why do you idiots believe this retard? where's the prove assclown?

They probably have pinhole cams and are just testing you lol

>>738725994
Cum on it

>>738725994
If you want to go full creep: Open the laptop, take hard drive out, get a hard drive usb-connector, connect to your computer, bam: full access.

>>738726014
Hell yeah! I'm not the biggest faggot alive!

Hair brush up assl

>>738726052
What can I say that will prove it to you?

Cum in her lotion

>>738725945
faggot

>>738725846
Yeah just cum on everything. Or, you can cum into a spray bottle to thin out your cum amd apply a light misting to all sorts fo things. Clothes bed bras etc.

shove that comb on the desk up your ass with proof and dont wash it off

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nut in her lotion

>>738725945
This

>>738725945
>installed cameras or some shit
>tfw younger generations will never know the joy of panty raiding

>>738726223
Sooo close

>>738726122
Dubs of true!

>>738725290
leave 4chan forever

>>738726140
a picture with /b/ and a time/date stamp written on it.

Bonus if you include 'Op is not a faggot" on it.

>>738725994
There's a sticker over her cam, so she's not that kind of girl like you are this kind of guy, duder. Obviously wise with intelligence, also unlike you, homie.

>>738726175
win

Try to find her naughty bits

cum on her pillow

>>738725290
Rotate the star on floor 180 degrees.

>>738725290
shitstain her pillow

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>>738725794

Lotion IS probably beat place to nut. You can use her underwear to masturbate with while hairbrush/comb is up yout ass best jack off of your life.

>>738725290
Do you think you aren't on camera right now?

Go to her mothers room show some undies of her

>>738726100
Topkek

>>738725290
The usual I guess man. Rifle through her panty drawer, Jack off in her lotion bottles, thoroughly go through her closet etc

find moms dildo
hide it in daughters room where mom will find it

>>738725567
find the worn panties. take pic

Smell dirty panties

Put on her bra and panties then take pics for us.

>>738726510
Roll

Yeah what about mum's room huh?

jerk off shit on bed

>>738726487
Hahah this

Poo in her bedsheets

Enjoy you time on the sex offenders registry OP!

>>738726370
or just cum in a spray bottle and then thin it out with water but leave t in her bathroom or on her desk. You know she'll use the shit on her hair or something eventually.

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>>738726313

>>738726565
Dude good point.

>>738726487
Rolling for this

Print out a wholesome picture and tape it to her door and leave the room content with yourself

>>738725290
It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

>>738726627
oh shit.

well done, op delivers for once

as for what to do, wear all her clothes, then put them back as you found em.

>>738726627
your handwriting is really bad man

Post pics of dirty laundry

>>738726487
Roll for this

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>>738725871
>>738725814
Wait, which is it?

>>738726600
If she finds a spray bottle she doesmt recognuse shell probably dump it out. Nutting in Lotion or soap provides same effect

>>738726627
How do we know you're not the grill?

post dick on doll with timestamp

>>738726600
i got dub dubs, gettin closer

There's gotta be something in the room hidden. A pipe, a dildo, somethin. Whatever it is, cum all over it.

>>738725290
JIZZ ON EVERYTHING

>>738726487
10/10

>>738726751
curling iron

>>738726565
Yeah go to mom's...plus it's less creepy

>implying this isn't already creepy enough...

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Check under parents and the girls bed

>>738726760
Fuck you im not the grill

>>738726627
Your hands look pretty soft OP.
Maybe you don't have a dick to cum on everything.

Find dirty panties and smell them

Put her hairspray in your eyes. Then her lotion in your mouth. Beat your face up with her hardcover bedside book. Clean off in shower, where you cum forever alone. Feel less estranged.

Set up a spy camera

>>738726826
Everything about this is creepy

>>738726859
Roll

>>738726859
Post pics

>>738726175
This anon wins thread. No need for further comment.

>>738726508
>>738726510
>dirty panties

Regardless of trips or not cum on some panties and show us the mums room

>>738726888
WINRAR go to moms room

>>738726888
TRIPS

>>738725290
just cum on her panties

>>738726888
>Everything
OP must cum on everything

>>738726888
Fucking wasted

Hurry up op

Be a gentleman and clean her room

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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>>738726175
I wish I was as creative as this genius here

Dirty Panties Rolling

>>738727020
This. Redeem yourself. Her dresser looks like shit, all scattered and what not

Op is a faggot

look for cameras

arrange everything by color

Put condoms under pillows.

>>738727111
and heres the winner

hurry up OP

>>738727111
WOOOO

>>738727111
winrar

>>738727111
Um I don't have condoms

>>738726596
Stfu summerfag.

>>738727096
LOL!!!

>>738727111
Oh god...

>>738726175
Fucking degenerate

>>738727111
OK, this looks funny. Do it!

>>738727111
Best fucking babysitter ever

>>738727073
Re-Roll

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>>738726888

Op is ded

>>738725290
didn't anyone else notice how the bed looks completely broken? :o

>>738726487
Plz this, so good

Burn house down, salt the earth

An hero on her bed bro

>>738727173
This is condom anon. Also light misting of cum bottle anon. Do light misting of cum pls bby

>>738727173
Post pic of mom's panty drawer

>>738727173
SO GO TO THE FUCKING STORE YOU GOD DAMNED FAGGOT

Get a sample pack with a bunch of different sizes.

>>738727271
Bruh it's 2:00 AM I'm not going to no store

Wait for quints instead of trips

>>738727271
This

>>738727271
YeH show sum commitment

>>738727317
OP is a faggot. Only one chance to redeem yourself, find condoms in parents room.

>>738727173
Yeah, we already knew it...
Just print some photos of Alfonso Ribeiro and do the same thing.

If I'm quints go to parents room

OP take a shit in one drawer and leave it there

>>738727374
Right

> b-tard goes thru woman's stuff
> *few days later*
> NANNY/SPYCAM video handed to police

this is how i see this story panning out.

Eat a whole box of laxatives the shit in-between her mattresses and in her pillow case and pillow cut her pillow open take a mean shit then sow it back up.

>>738727317
Nigga just do it. Surely there must be a convience store nearby or some shit.

Go to the parents room this girl looks too much of a goodie in the parents room try to look unwed the matres and just good hiding places for dirty things

inb4 family has cameras setup and are watching him on their phone

Print a picture of condoms. Put under pillow. Provlem solved.

>>738725290
find dildo in moms room put in pooper

cum in the most inconspicuous places

OP just do something and stop standing in her room like more of a pervert already....

>>738727444
this guy has it

>>738727444
WINRAR

>>738725994
waht does that message say? if it means getting into an 18-year-olds laptop I will guide you through the whole fucking process step by step.

>>738727444
The trips have spoken

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>>738727111
Winrar, eve I wouldn't do that though. You'd get caught immediately. You have to be a shifty Je-okester.

Here's what you do OP. You have to go to the fridge, and disperse your piss among all of the condiments. I mean like a spritz of piss in each and every one. Next you go to the bathroom and wipe tour ass and make sure it's clean. Then go to every single pillow in the house and rub it between your ass cheeks. After that, go to the kitchen and grab a ziploc bag. Now I want you to cum in said bag. Go to every bathroom in the house and disperse your cum conservatively among all of the bath products that they use.

Finally, I want you to shit in the tank of the mom's toilet.

get bologna from fridge, hide under dresser, ???, profit

>>738727486
It says fan error. System shutdown in 30s. Contact Fujitsu tech support.

>>738725290
Leave it alone and run That's a pentagram on her floor She's a witch Touch anything and she will hex your balls!!

Fuck the jews

>>738727444
Why not this instead? >>738727375

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>>738727541

>>738727444
inb4 no printer

>>738727541
This is a good course of action. Except the shit and piss.

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Still waiting for OP

Plant nigger porn DVDs in her room.

>>738727620
Am on the hunt for a printer currently

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>>738727541
Fucking this

Op. Go through the parents room!

>>738727577
ah yeah.
good news: all the data is untouched on the hard drive if you want to get to it. she hasn't had time to delete anything.

Bad news: probably have to remove the hard drive to get to it.

How long do you have left housesitting, and how badly do you want her nudez?

>>738727569
bump

glue everything to the wall

>>738727579
That's a star you fucktard...

OP, be smart about this. Take a shit, don't wipe and smear the inside of each and every one of her panties against your asshole, so a nice brown spot is left on all of them.

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>>738727700
Printer located

I'm too tired and horny to be waiting for this slow ass op do do absolutely nothing for 3hrs Ima. Just go jerk off and sleep

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>>738727541
Re-roll

>>738727786
Print a magnum size condom!

This is one of the best threads (((I've been in)))

>>738726175
roll

>>738726627
Check that furry thing on the dresser for a hidden cam

>>738727786
who the fuck keeps their printer on the roof?

hide in her closet, then when she's asleep RAPE HER AND RECORD IT

>>738725290
is that camera off?

Find parent's laptop and search for mom's nudes or sex tapes

>>738727929
Get professional help immediately degenerate.

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>>738727541
I say shot first then wipe ass clean>>738727909

>>738727929
This! Now be quiet and wait till august.

>>738728013
moralfag

>>738725750
Wow, are you really 12?

>>738727909
O_o

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Also desktop located, found a .jpg

>>738728065
Autistic fag

You say I have morals like it's a bad thing.

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>>738728132
Summer is almost over

>>738728119
wtf is that someone I know? that chick familiar af

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>>738727909

why tf are we talking about some lame ass condom under a pillow that OP will remove right after he takes the picture? Damn y'all are dumb as fuck. That's a waste of time. Go find mom's room and actually get something out of your time spent here...

>>738728119
OK, now look for the nude folder. Probably the cellphone one...

>>738728185
Papa Bless

>>738728132
It is a bad thing dumbass. You're on b, you think we're good Christian bois?!

>>738727236
Looks like its cracked somewhere in the frame lul

>>738728132
I bet you fap to traps
fag

>>738728173
Not a child. You should really seek professional help ASAP.

>>738725290
Forget about the condom image. CUM ON PILLOW

>>738725290
You're going to get caught.

>>738727541
This

respectively do your duty and not touch her things

faggot

>>738728273
Whatever floats your boat dude.

Cum cum cum

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>>738728327
I would have kek'd if you didn't put "faggot"

>>738725750
underrated post

>>738728327
This.

Op is a creepy Sumbitch.

is OP still alive?

>>738727541
DIS

Only betas steal nudes. Just ask for em when she comes back you cuck

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>>738728406

Find bras, lay them all out on her bed, take picture and post with her bra size

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Night night alfonzo

>>738728407
No the family pit bull tore his micro penis off when he was was wacking it to her panties.

>>738728490
Damn

>>738728490
Light hearted kek.

>>738728490
kek

>>738728224
you see the new footage out, of him in the courthouse while the SJWs where harassing him on the podium

>>738728490
what size titties does she have?

>>738728490
That's my boy!

>>738728490
the madman

>>738728656
34B

>>738728640
I have.
People with personal experiences > People who want to fit in

>>738728490
Will remove right when 404.

Missed opportunity to do something more epic...(show parents room)

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>>738728739

Draw a condom on the back of our boy under the sheets.

>>738726801
found the fag

We want dirty stuff of mom

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>>738728812
Also, I found this shit, I think it's a padded bra. It's sticky as fuck

>>738728812
Nice size. She got any sexier bras?

>>738728891
OP its 2:30am CST. Hurry the fuck up or go to sleep...

>>738728812
frontsies, neat.

Any used panties in the washroom

>>738728891
seconded, find moms dildos

When I was younger I would have thought this was funny.

>>738728950
What about it?

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>>738728920

>>738727541
re-rolllllll

>>738728909

Jizz on the bra

>>738728964
>>738728984
>>738728891

Agreed. Any of mom's dirty underwear?

>>738729033
We all want moms dirty underwear

>>738728993
Ah, yes. Truly the sexiest of bras.

>>738728909
Fill them with cum or you're a faggot

>>738728993
OK, now rub your dick on it and on everything else, then go to the mom's room and proceed to do the same.
Also pics of every step

>>738729010
re-rolllllll

Theory: OP is actually the girl and wont give mom because parents are home.

>>738725410
Abort

>>738729155
>Theory: OP is actually the girl's brother and wont give mom because parents are home
FTFY

>>738725401
roll

Kick a hole in the wall then take a dump in it then plaster it closed m

>>738728993
those are grill fingers

I demand moms panties!!!

>>738728993
what's the sluttiest underwear she has?

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>>738729203
Those are male fingers.

also
>>738727541

>>738729155
It coul be truth
OP have to prove his manhood

>>738729238
+

Kick a hole in the wall then take a dump in it then plaster it closed..

cum on her pillow

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>>738726707

fix her bed you heathen

Take a shit in the tank of the toilet and leave an upper decker

If op never shows moms underwear I'm going to burn the Jews.

>>738729399
see
>>738727541

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>>738729238
Also, pic of dick confirms sexuality of op

>>738725290
find vibrator and lick it

>>738725290
Draw a pentagram on wall post with timestamp

>>738727421
How fucked up would an 18 year old have to be to have her parents install a nanny cam.

cut a hole under the mattress and shove shit into the hole

>>738729461
sexuality? lol

Get out of there before you destroy yourself, you are probably the only one that was in the house and anything different that happens will most likely be traced back to you, get off this website and make sure everything is back to its place.

>>738729461
Why OP acts like he doesn't see requests for mom we will never know...

wipe your buttcrack with her deodorant

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>>738726223

>>738729561
Cuz I'm not the only one house sitting nigga. I've got 3 more ppl w me, I got stuck w 18 yr old grills room

That is not looks like a dick

>>738729461
Mmm those striped panties look dirty...

>>738729191
she wouldnt care about the picture under pilllow if so

>>738729461
you mean sex/gender?

>>738729667
Right sorry forgot I was in 2017

>>738728490
Fucking lol

>>738729461

find the brand of those panties
buy again but size bigger

>>738727541
kek, rollll

>>738729615
So alternate reality, the other 3 created their own threads with pics of uncle phil, will, and ashley?

>>738729705
Has nothing to do with current year meme. Sex/gender has always been different from sexuality

>>738729770
I guess so, kek

>>738729804
What? You're house-sitting with 3 others? I don't get it.

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>>738727541
do it

>>738729615
>I've got 3 more ppl w me, I got stuck w 18 yr old grills room
wat

>>738729804
Youre house sitting with your family?

>>738728490
>you have been visited by the black alfonzo of sweet dreams

>>738729850
I'm house sitting, I invited 3 niggas over and they are sleeping in their respective rooms. This place has a pool and food and shit, so it's our hangout place for the next few weeks

>>738729615
>I've got 3 more ppl w me, I got stuck w 18 yr old grills room
Anon, they're having a threesome but they didn't want you to join so they told you to go to this room.

>>738729918
Right. So you have enough time to get the hard drive from the laptop and search for nudes

>>738729963
How to do that

>>738729461
18 year old wearing granny panties with flowers on them in 2017, and no thongs does this grill live under a rock

nah shes younger

>>738729461
Cum on them

>>738730000
CONFIRMED

>>738729988
>>738726102

Also try disconnecting and reconnecting the fan

>>738729918
>sleeping in their respective rooms
Why don't you all just sleep in the same room?

>>738730000
Trips has spoken

>>738730000
Trips get

>>738730025
that'd be fucking gay

>>738729988
Use Google

>>738730017
Nice 4

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>>738729990
She's super Christian, plus I posted pic of padded bra, plus she does theatre, plus there's some spandex, also this

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>>738730000

Enough about cum you faggots. We must figure out how to access her computer.

>>738730000
QUADS? KEK WILLS IT!

>>738730000

Op deliver

>>738730046
That's not gay at all.

Op if you're going to do anything, anything at all. Check under the bed and lightly LIGHTLY go through her drawers and find the dildo.

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>>738730000
Do it OP

>>738729988
if you want instructions you're gonna have to drop a kik or something, you'll need a screwdriver and another computer at a minimum

>>738730000

Quads confirmed. Op must deliver

>>738730000
Op do it

>>738730112
I know how to access the computer

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>>738730000

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>>738730168
Wait, what if I came in these water bottles instead???

>>738730028
>>738730042
>trips
wat

>>738730000

Op

bumping for thread's heartbeat

>>738730258

That is ok

>>738730028
>>738730042
retarded

If she's Christian find the make shift dildo, trust me, the is something there that she shoves in her. Damnit op, it's obvious you're trolling, probably at your gfs or somethjng. It's clear that I'm going to have to do this myself

>>738730000

Op op op

>>738730258
they look old, doubt she'd drink them. I also highly doubt you're that retarded. Stop trying to avoid the inevitable.

>>738730235
Then send us anything interesting

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>>738730258
semen its not translucent you moron

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Rolling for >>738727541
If you only do one thing then make it the shitting in the toilet tank

>>738730258

Op where is the cum. Deliver

>>738730000
OP MUST DELIVER

>>738727779
A Pentagram is a 5 pointed star with Moon and sun symbols ... Count the points and learn things before using Fuctard to someone ever again. Or I will HEX your ass

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>>738730258
obey the quads fag >>738730000

>>738730405
Alright gimme a sec gotta fucking get hard and shit

Quads has spoken

>>738730000

Quads have spoken! Op must deliver

>>738730437

Post a video

>>738730334
Show hairbrush she pleasures herslef with

>>738730484
I'm on mobile so I can't make a webm

If you do anything wrong, you won't go unpunished.
She is a Christian, you will be in serious trouble.

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>>738730437
rubbing panties in your pecker isn't enough?
you're truly an homosexual

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>>738730340
I'm not op but I can provide said instructions to hack the computer as long as it is not Windows 10 or mac

Bump for op

Stop it.
You will regret doing the wrong things they are telling you to do.

Go for mom's dildo

>>738730638
Please provide, I'm interested

>>738730258
Cum on her dad

This is anonymous, you won't accomplish anything, nobody will remember you did this by tomorrow and you will certainly regret this.

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>>738730990
>this is anonymous

>>738730956
First you need to download Hidrens boot CD and poweriso on a computer that is currently unlocked

>>738730990
shut up and let him cum on your panties

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Fuck, I got some on the bed

>>738730638
>Bring this retarded
The photo literally has w10 search in the task bar.
Gtfo

>>738731116
Op delivered

Bump for op

>>738731116

Op delivers!!

Samson, filled with the Holy Spirit, killed one thousand men with a jawbone of an ass and you guys are discussing how a virus could hurt Noah.

"And he found a new jawbone of an ass, and put forth his hand, and took it, and slew a thousand men therewith." Judges 15:15

>>738731140
Fuck off nigger nobody likes you

>>738731116
just rub it into the sheets til it cant be seen. she'll probably sleep on it for a week before the sheets are changed. unless she has a hidden dildo and gets the sheets wet on the regular

/thread

>>738731116
Show all dick faggot

I cant fap to just the head

>>738731116
That's all? Dude. I don't take any pills or anything, and I shoot a solid 3 tablespoons