Stuck in India on business trip, what do?

only eat beef

>>738709277
find a bottom feeding untouchable and discover what its like to kill an animal in mens clothing

>>738709277
Shit in the street.

>>738709277
/b/rowse like the faggot you are

>>738710001
Pretty much this.

>>738709277
Kill yourself

Are streets there tempting to shit in them?

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>>738709277
1). Eat beef while shitting in a street.

2). Become a medical practitioner and speak piss-poor Punjabi/Tamil

3). Walk up to people and tell them you are from Tech Support for their 3 wheel taxi-rickshaws and demand a million rupees to fix their things in barely passable Punjabi/Tamil.

4). Smell really good.

Eat curry, and hope you don't shit yourself.

Godspeed, anon.

>>738709277
In all seriousness, try shitting in the street. This is your only chance to fit in with any sort of community, and plus when you come home and your mom asks you how the trip went you get to say "It was the shit, mom."

>>738709277
Racist circle jerk for basement dwelling teens.

If you are in a city
Don't try to shit in street
Everyone will be looking at you like wtf is this guy doing
(5% of the open defecation happens in cities so it's pretty rare)
Also don't try to find or eat beef
You can if you are either in Kerala or east India

Whatever you do, don't eat pork in India. They pick the meat up from dead pig carcasses on the road. Go vegetarian and only eat mutton if you must go meat.

Also brushing your teeth can cause diarrhea, buy bottled water if you need water in your mouth, drinking and brushing teeth.

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>>738710001
>>738710278
This, obviously, when in Rome and whatnot.

Also, call a random number, just pick up an Indian phone book, which I can only assume weighs 750 lbs., call a random number and ask them why your modem isn't working.

POO

>>738711001
IN

>>738711020
THE

>>738711040
LOO

Find Indian Whores TO EXPOSE THEM ON HERE!!!

>>738709277
shit in the street

>>738709885
underrated

>>738710687
No, actually India is a country in south Asia.
There's about 1.3 billion people over there, dude, I highly doubt they're all teens.

>>738710001
This

>>738710933
The pork i eat comes from pigs grown in farms
Do you even know what you are talking about

Tell us how it smells

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Step 1. Swim in the Ganges river.
Step 2. Spend the rest of your life looking for cures for the many diseases you've just contracted.

>>738711099
You can try to do this
Also try to find a good one

>>738711318
Terrible

>>738711437
Where are you exactly

>>738709277
Have you seen anybody shit in the street yet?

>>738709277
dance mambo nr 5

>>738711593
saw numerous people pissing the street, including one next to a sign saying "do not urinate in street, public convenience ahead"

>>738711437
Dude i should warn you there have just 2 days ago happened a terrorist attack in India
So right now the nationalist feeling are strong in public
So don't do anything that will piss off bunch of people
Like yesterday where i live a guy was brutally beaten cause he said he didn't care for those who died

>>738711545
Noida, near New Delhi

>>738711336
>thinking good ones exist in India.

In taxi from office to hotel, drove passed a cow eating trash (laughed to myself about it), then drove passed a dog eating trash (laughed again to myself), the drove passed people picking through the trash on the side of the street looking for food (tried not to chuckle to myself)

>>738709885
So far the only decent suggestion in this thread.

>>738711796
That's not a bad place
And i think you can find buffalo meat there but not cow's

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>>738709277
Drop the log, out of life
follow the stench to the shit filled land

>>738709277

Do the needful and pls respond with same.

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>>738712244

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mmm

>>738712385
That doesn't look like India

Which company do you work for?

>>738709277
make like a local and shit in the street

Indian girls love rich bois. if you wanted to you could easily get laid a lot

>>738712500
Even though dubs I cannot tell you that as you'd probably be able to work out who I am

>>738711001
>>738711020
>>738711040
>>738711061
>C-c-c-combo!

>>738712614
Why would i do that
I don't even live in Delhi
You thought i have no other work to do but to find who you are

>>738712282
They literally shit where they eat...

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Shit out in public even though there are bathrooms

>>738709277
Shit on the street

>>738709277
Lay on train tracks and have your death caught on CCTV like the rest of the street shitters

>>738712805
In Hindi it's saying eating on carpet is prohibited
So obviously photo shopped

>>738709277
shit on the street with the other indians for the true experience

>>738709277
rape

>>738711223
Shows that you're not in India...

>>738712988
it is obviously photoshopped because the letters are misaligned

>>738710687
>Racist circle jerk for basement dwelling teens
Having been to India, I can confirm that most of the suggestions in this thread are actually pretty accurate.

>>738713249
So you can't find good meat in India

>>738713200
Never realized that "Tsunami" was Japanese for "feces"

>>738713163
60% of rape cases in India are false so even if you didn't rape someone you can still be accused of rape

>>738712766
If you're on /b/ you have nothing better to do with your life than make other people miserable.

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>>738713200
o fuck.. I wonder if even niggers are that disgusting
they at least make their homes with poo and straw - are not polluting the water
>water there is already brown and 60% human / 20% animal diarrhea

>>738713350

Did you like to overall experience?

>>738713681
Well you are right
I have nothing to do until 3pm

>>738713711
>o fuck.. I wonder if even n

fucking idiot its a tsunami chart

>>738709885
This, why haven't you murdered a few peasants yet?

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>>738713884
no, it's feces

>>738714111
Reverse search it
Also nice trips

>>738709277
have you tried experiencing the freedom that only pooping in the middle of the street offers?

poo

>>738710001
Came here to post this