Fluffy Thread
>>738708753
Poor fluffy
squickbox plz
>>738709177
Fuck off
>>738709177
While avoiding reposts, I only have a bit of very blatant stuff left. At a later time my folder will be more consolidated.
>>738709710
Seems that term is a bit risque now.
>>738709710
Is that Wata fucking mote?
>>738709985
It looks like it's supposed to be Tomoko.
Some owners prefer to make their fluffies more modest.
>>738710595
Here we see the fluffies conflict between requiring help and cleaning and his desire to not expose his forbidden parts.
>>738709874
maybe because it's redundant and pointless
Bumping with the word: Anus.
Awseface
>Be Awseface, saddest fwuffy ebah. Much heawt hewties. Daddeh said be niceh daddeh, nu buse wike ol' daddeh
>Awseface gu way fwum shewtah wif daddeh, haf many happeh soon thinks.
>Bu daddeh tewws me nu awwowed tu make bad poopies.
>Awseface teww daddeh can du
>Bu Awseface nu can fin' wittawbox, es poofie gone!
>Awseface make bad poopies, nu mean tu! Nu mean tu! Huuuuhuuuhuuu.
>Meanie daddeh gif sowwy stick mow den evah haf felt. Su saddeh.
>Bu Awseface nu think dat daddeh was meanie den. Awseface makie mistake, wight?
>But den, I heaw meanie daddeh tawkie tu fwien
>Daddeh say he take wittawbox tu gif Awseface huwties an make Awseface think be wowstest fwuffy evah.
>Maybe Awseface es wowstest fwuffy evah
>Aftah aww, Awseface makie howsie fiwe
>An daddeh can nu get out of howsie
>Awseface am Awsonist
>>738713497
Scary Monster
>Be Scawy Munstah
>Dats wat aww the othah fwuffies caww me
>Jus wan wub an huggies
>Nummies an hewd
>Jus wan evewytin aww othah fwuffies have
>But nu can have
>Ol daddeh was a meanie, gif biggest owchies an heawt hewties
>Ol daddeh take way rightie see place
>Nu can see gud anymowe
>Ol daddeh gif buwnie huwties, fwuff nu come back
>Ol daddeh meanie
>Ol daddeh stop movin one bwight time
>Ol daddeh nu haf aiw anymowe
>Ol daddeh take fowevah sweepies
>Scawy Munstah can be fwee!
>Scawy Munstah can be wif hewd, haf speciaw fwien an babbehs!
>Bu nu fwuffies wan be wif Scawy Munstah
>Aww scawed. Some gif huwties, most jus wun way
>Nu fwuffy wan Scawy Munstah
>Scawy Munstah nu wan Scawy Munstah
>Scawy Munstah wan die
>Wan die
>Wan die
>Wan die
>>738713763
>>738713497
And that was the fluffy POV double feature for tonight. Hope you enjoyed.
>>738713863
it's always a pleasure
Anyone know if the author of Blue is going to be back for an update tonight?
Garden Invasion of The Mutant Fluffies From Mars!
A 2-D Greentext Thriller Directed by Blue Anon
>Be me, Abe Ragemerican, about 45 years old, own my own house, have a lovely garden and two lovely fluffies
>Butterbean and Butterscotch
>Both kind of carmel colored with a manes and tails of dirty red
>Brother and sister from a shelter
>I raised them right, piss and shit out of the litterbox means sorrystick, any substantially good behavior is rewarded with spaghetti and lots of playing
>Life is good
>One night, shortly after dinner, we were all watching FluffTV
>I can't stand FluffTV, but the two goobers were really good that day, so I had to endure
>Some garbage called "Babies!"
>I occupy myself with a beer in one hand and the other hand petting my two little adorable fluffies
>When all of the sudden, all the power cuts out!
>"Nuuuuu! Nu wike dawkies! Su scawy!" Cried Butterbean
>"Ah damn it. Must be those teenage hoodlums who cut my power every Halloween." I groaned, having spilt beer all over myself
>"Nu wowwy bout dawk daddeh an sistah!" Declared Butterscotch "Buttahscotch wiww pwotect famiwy an gif big owwies tu teenagahs!"
>He and his sister were apparently part of a herd that was broken up when they got near a shelter
>Apparently he was a "toughie in training"
>That was where his misplaced courage came from
>I sighed and got up from the couch
>"Alright guys, stay put. I'll go fix this, you'll be fine."
>"Daddeh pwease nu weave" Whimpered Butterbean
>"Dun wowwy bout dawkies!" Butterscotch replied "Daddeh fix wights an gif teenagahs biggest owwies! Buttahscotch wiww pwotect yu sistah."
>That comforted Butterbean well enough, since she didn't realize the shakiness in Butterscotches voice, or have good enough sight to see him trembling in the dark
>>738714160
Blue is gonna make a comeback tomorrow I think. Right now I'm writing one offs and side stories and shit.
>>738714167
Part II
>I made my way through the house, occasionally bumping my foot against stools and furniture
>Until I finally made it to the back door of the house and stepped outside
>That's when I noticed a strange green glow coming from my neighbors backyard
>A U-Fo? Nope, that's only in the movies, no way could that really happen
>"It's gotta be something stupid my neighbors doing to have fun with his kids or something." I thought
>How wrong I was
>I made my way to the fusebox, and that's when I realized something was wrong
>The thing was
>Nothing was wrong
>My fusebox was perfectly intact, no switches off or anything
>Then I noticed that seemingly every light was out in the neighborhood
>No street lights
>No house lights
>Nothing but the shine of the moon, and the eerie green glow coming from my neighbors backyard
>"What the hell is going on?" I asked myself, coming back inside
>"Daddeh back?" I heard Butterbean whisper
>"Maybe nu daddeh, stay cwose tu Buttahscotch fu safe."
>I chuckled and wiped my face
>"Come on little guys, it's me. Looks like the whole neighborhood lost power. It's fine. Come to the sound of my voice if ya can, and I'll put ya to bed."
>"Yay daddeh!" Both cried, scamperin towards me
>But that's when shit got really weird
>All the power came back up
>"Oh thank baby Jesus it's back."
>"Yay daddeh fixed wights! Nu am scawy nu mowe!"
>"Toww yu daddeh du it, sistah nee wisten tu bwudda mowe."
>Then the power went out again
>"Ah god damn it!"
>"Eeek! Dawkies back! Nu wan scawy dawkies!"
>"Dun wowwy! Daddeh an bwudda hewe!"
>Suddenly, a flash of green like ball lighting flickered through the house, illuminating the darkness in a sickly green glow, before impacting into the dormant TV
>Both of my fluffies gasped and fell silent after they saw the green flash, and then absentmindedly trotted back towards the TV, which was now playing static
wip, gonna do a comic about my mind controlled fluffies, "Fluffbox 420" including a front of the box, back of it and how it works inside
>>738714452
eh eh he nice...
>>738714269
Nice, glad to hear. I appreciate your work. Only reason I've been coming back to these threads lately.
>>738714646
thanks!
>>738714830
seconed
>>738713763
Derpbastian here.
Not sure if you're the same anon who posted this earlier today, but I'm glad you reposted this greentext.
Will be working on a hugbox drawing as a follow for this story.
Fluffies remind me of guinea pigs,
I just want to squish them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWn2DZtLInI
>>738715353
in my head cannon they are primarily made of guinea pig and horse dna, mostly because of the chirping and the fact that rodents have little to no bowel control
>>738715353
Who doesn't want to squish those bastards?
>>738715695
ikr? guinea pigs are the worst.
>>738710046
This is beyond squickie
>>738715888
Get out. You are unworthy of those trips.
>>738715909
>>738715991
>>738716036
>>738715888
I meant fluffies.
But even though I like ginnea pigs and I think they're the best I am now compelled to agree with you that they are the worst, merely because awesome trips.
>>738716089
Well. That could have gone better....
>>738714356
Part 3
>Butterbean and Butterscotch were both completely mesmerized by the static patterns, as it snowed in erratic and unusual waves, before it formed into an actual picture
>"Gweetins dummeh eawfings! Am Mawvin, smawtie commandah of Maws!"
>It was a strange light green fluffy in what appeared to be a recording studio or computer room, filled with other fluffies much like him, except much smaller
>But the most peculiar thing about him was his red bug eyes and the set of antennae he had
>"What the fuck?!" I exclaimed
>"If yu es hoomin dummeh, suwwendah now an gif sketti tu aww fwuffies, o got biggest fowevah sweepies!"
>The Butter Siblings gazed intensely into the screen
>"Sketties o fowevah sweepies." They droned
>I cringed. Neither of them had ever displayed smarty behavior, and "Sketties or fowevah sweepies!" Was a pretty common smarty battlecry
>"Is the TV brainwashing them?!" I thought, rushing towards it to disconnect the tube
>When I pulled the plug, the transmission continued
>"We haf detected a sign of wesistance. Unpwuggin teebee wiww du nuthin. Wesistance is futiwe. Aww hoomans wiww bow down tu Maws fwuffies. Aww eawfing fwuffies wiww obey an gwady sewve da invasion."
>"Sewve da invasion." Droned my once two adorable fluffies, now oddly disturbing
>A terrible noise emitted from the television as it died, the transmission cutting out
>Butterbean and Butterscotch perked up, but were still in a trance
>"Hewp de invasion. Maws am supewiow, destwoy ol daddeh." Droned Butterscotch, who was now marching towards me, as menacingly as a fluffy could (Not very)
>Butterbean was surprisingly more resistant
>"Nee.... Sewve... Huuhuuu... invasion. Pwease... destwoy... hewp me daddeh.... Must destwoy ol... daddeh..." She whimpered as she tried to resist the brainwashing
>"Don't worry guys, I'll fix you."
>My hands groped the dark, searching for my selected weapon that could potentially break the mind control.
>The Electrovolt 2000
>Perfect for resets
>>738716263
dis good shit anon
>>738716089
please tell me there's more of this
>>738716263
Wait are you the same from the Blue Alicorn story? Did you ever finish it?
>>738716821
he's working on it
>>738716821
His response to me earlier
>>738714269
>>738716089
Continue u nigger
>>738716263
Part 4
>I had bought the taser when I first got Butterbean and Butterscotch, never had to use it until now
>I had kept it just in case they hit a "wan die" loop, where one of the only cures is a hard resetting
>I set the taser to its lowest voltage, wanting only a "soft reset", where they would forget only what had happened in the last ten minutes.
>Butterscotch was now no longer slowly trotting towards me, now he was charging as fast as a fluffy can
>I easily sidestepped as he rammed his head into a wall
>Remarkably, he seemed to feel no pain, and he got up almost immediately
>"Mawtian fwuffies nu wiww awwow huwties. Buttahscotch wiww gif ol daddeh fowevah sweepies fu wesistance. Wesistance es futiwe."
>Butterbean was still resisting her brainwashing however, so I went for the easier reset
>"Nu... wan... destwoy daddeh... wub.. dummeh daddeh..."
>I applied the taser to her head, head on, apply directly to the forehead
>Zap!
>She squealed and pissed (which is to be expected from a reset), before passing out
>I layed her gently on the floor, and turned to face her brother
>"Wesistance es futiwe, dummeh ol daddeh. Submit tu mawtians now!" He commanded, puffing up his cheeks and stomping his foot
>"I don't belong to any Martian fluffy, and neither do you, you belong to me!" I declared, charging at him
>"Eeek!" It appears that even though the brainwashing overrode blunt force trauma, it didn't override fluffies one true fear
>Things much larger than them moving at fast speeds towards them!
>It was a short chase, before I pinned him down
>"Dis wiww not stand! Mawtian fwuffies aw da futcha! Mawtian fwu-"
>Zap!
>Butterscotch wriggled and cried, his reset being a little more intense than his sisters, before passing out
>"There... that should get you guys back to normal." I sighed
>VEEEYOOOOMMMM!
>THUNK!
>Something had landed in my backyard, and I already knew what
>"Time for a close encounter." I muttered as I swapped out my taser for a Louisville Slugger
when will Soulvei post again?
>>738718125
>head on, apply directly to the forehead
anon I love you
>>738718125
That's all for tonight, feeling really tired. Will finish this tommorow, and then Blues gonna make a comeback.
>>738718495
It was either that or a "Lots and Lots of Trains!" reference, but I couldn't find a way to sneak that in
You know how this is a fluffy parody of "The Walrus Song" by Filmcow? Can we get a fluffy parody of "Story From North America"?
>>738718675
Thank god. I thought I was the only one that knew about these ads.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q2_I0EGhcB4
anyone else here an ED user?
>>738719805
I didn't know you could use erectile dysfunction
>>738720395
kek
I'm talking about Encyclopedia Dramatica
>>738720863
Same thing really
>>738714935
Looking forwards to it!
>>738721577
Niice
>>738722396
>>738721577
I know right, this artist is awesome
here's progress on "fluffcino"
>>738722988
>>738722396
aww thanks y'all
>>738722988
Oh! so the fluffcino fluffy is a robot? I thought he had been trained by Frank I think it was?
>>738723393
there was a small council formed to discuss it the other night, he was open to suggestions and people were giving ideas, this was one
>>738723393
>>738723623
another was after the brown baby wins, the other 2 want to play and push him off, but we'll see where the artist takes it, it's his creation
>>738723393
that was the original story, people decided it made more sense if he were a robot, so I went with that. It's still frank's fluffy though
>>738723726
I am going to be saving the brown baby in the final version, I just haven't sketched it yet
>>738721599
i'd be smiling too if she had her entire hand up my ass
>>738723623
Ah, on the discord? I must've missed that.
>>738723816
Gay
>>738723902
na it was just on one of these here /b/ threads we were discussing it
>>738723902
I was mostly talking about actors on one of the chats.
>>738723962
Oh ok.
And it's dead GOOD NIGHT EVERY BODY!!!
>>738719248
I REMEMBER THIS
>>738715353