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Ask a 27 year old single guy with a small penis anything.
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Why haven't you killed youself yet?
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>>738707470
Is that all? Is it erected?
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At least you're not 30--
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>>738707470
is it shy?
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How fat are you?
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>>738707527

No reason to live, No reason to die either.

>>738707567

No, This is it erect. Still not much bigger.
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Shit I'm sorry dude
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>>738707704
Fuck, its the same size as me
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>>738707704
it's cute erect, very aesthetically pleasing proportions

that's probably not what you want to hear
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>>738707841

I will admit, it does look better, maybe a little "bigger" in person... But still, not compared to 99% of the people on here.
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>>738707470
Are you related to a guy who lived in the Sacramento area in 1977 and 1978? Had a bull tattoo on his left forearm and was a burglar?
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>>738707704
post more i want to compare mine to yours
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>>738707704

you can still fuck with that, lose some weight and stop feeling sorry for yourself.
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>>738707922
Find a lady with she off putting part. LIke a flat ass,No boobs, fat, or a butter face and act alpha around her despite the small dick and she will submit and be your lady.
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>>738707992

Nope. I am not from CA

>>738708091

And I have, And I've never really had any complaints... but we all know how women are.
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>>738707704
Can you take a picture with better lighting and background?
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>>738708449
Are you gonna print it an display it at an art gallery?
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>>738708591
What if I do? It's a nice cock.
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>>738708101

Hell I've tried that, Even those women have standards too... plus, it doesn't help I am ugly as well.
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>>738708449

Meh. Heres another I took a while back, Don't feel like taking anymore
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>>738709160
Yours is fine dude, just hit the gym, look good, and do pickup, you'd kill it
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>>738708071
Moar
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>>738707598
That's not that small dude, exercise some and you'll uncover more
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>>738707470
i'm 26 and i've got a big thick one. no question here.
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>>738709906
Wow. Beast. Got any moar
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>>738709906

fkin upside down bs
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>>738708676
I would start by removing the sonic poster.
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>>738708676
Lose the weight first and then jelq or/and bathmate.
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Mine longer but yours is wider.
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>>738710265
George Washington looks disturbed
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>>738710303

It's my old room at my parents house, I had to move back because I lost my house because the fucking landlord sold the place... Plus I am trying to fix debt.
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would you?
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Just lose some weight and be more happy :)
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>>738710729

I am trying. But my thyroid function is fucked because of meds I was, so losing AND gaining weight is fucking hard.
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>>738710602
...please don't tell me you're taking antipsychotics too.
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>>738711606

Not anymore. I was on Lithium, but got off all my meds because I feel better without them.
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>>738711847
Oh Jesus, you're all sorts of fucked up, aren't you?
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How'd you get my pic?
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>>738712387

Pretty much.
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Can you visit my awesome thread
Featuring Tammy NEW TRICK and INVISIBLE GIRLFRIEND
>>738710424
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>>738712496
Wizard?
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>>738708676
Nigga you ain't ugly, at worst you're incredibly average looking.
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>>738710265
>>738710536
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>>738709439
more of me flaccid
I'm 18
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>>738713799
Here's a new pic of me

sorry if any of these are upside down
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>>738707470
Thats not small for a white guy..thats average..

Most girls are starting to date only black guys..

Youre a small dicked white boi, like me and all of us here.

Just go gay bruh
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>>738714603
if that's average then i must be huge
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Why not become a trap OP?
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>>738714763

Because I am nowhere near feminine enough or whatever
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>>738714795
God damm
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>>738708091
/thread
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>>738714795
hey... are you ok?
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>>738714603
shit... you're right anon. fucking niggers. fucking women.

all we need is traps.
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>>738714795
a-anon...?
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>>738714795
You want to talk about it??
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Why do you even bother pre-gaming?
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>>738707470

tits and timestamp, nigger.

you know the rules.

> inb4 not a woman

lol u have boobs. you're a woman.
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>>738714795
tfw i'll never be that size
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>>738714795
Please let us help you... I don't want you to be sad anymore :(
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>>738714795
Why do you cut your legs?, it's because you have a small dick?
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>>738707470
I can suck it for you if you'd like?
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>>738712496
Stop sucking each others dick
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>>738714795
Can we get a picture of your cuts ?
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>>738714795
ew nigga
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>>738708676
Your not ugly but there is literally dirt on your walls and you actually have not one, but two pieces of Sonic merchandise visible hanging up. You're wearing a red shirt, which isn't inherently bad in itself except for the thought that you've probably described that shirt as "epic" at least once out loud. It also looks like you live in an upgraded Harry Potter style shack, and, not making a fat joke because you're really not that big, but you look like you eat your own scabs. Are you, by chance, looking for a boyfriend-free girl?
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does anyone else here have a big cock? or am i the only one?
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>>738714795
Hahahahahaha
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>>738716481
*Ted shirt, not red shirt
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Where's your diaper pee pee baby?
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>>738714795
lll suck it for you
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>>738716521
>Hahahahahaha
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>>738713799
Hey kid that's pretty tiny. You a diaper baby?
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>>738716771
no, i prefer to wear briefs actually.
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>>738707470
Op lose a bit of fat mate. It helps.
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>>738716771
>>738717009
those werent briefs, i know
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>>738717009
So little. You definitely don't deserve boxers and you know this right?
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>>738707470
are you Asian
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>>738717170
You like your boxer briefs?
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>>738717180
yeah, sometimes i like to go without underwear but thats a little uncomfortable

i like tight underwear cause it feels good in the front, and it makes my butt stand out
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>>738717780
yeah, i love my briefs. they get nice and tight whenever i get hard in them.
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>>738717863
Wonderful. Do you keep it as a nice smooth boy butt?
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>>738718036
lol no, not really.
i'm only bi and i've never been with a guy so i dont really shave my ass or legs.
but i do make sure my cock and balls are always nice and smooth
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>>738717863
Would you show your butt in them?
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>>738718458
sure but warning, my legs are a little hairy
not many people get to see them
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>>738718436
It's a beautiful boy dick
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>>738718847
I vote to see
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>>738718458
>>738718920
>>738718870
thank you, here's a gift
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Lol I feel sorry for you buddy I know Size Doesn't Matter but too small is a problem you'll be lucky if you get laid most girls don't care but if you can't even get it inside of her that's a problem
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>>738719093
I'm so proud of you. Will you admit that you have a little boy dick and a little boy butt even as hairy as it is?
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>>738707704
Thank you, seeing this thread gave me a boost in confidence.
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>>738719239
nah

still pretty sure ive got the biggest cock on the thread even when im flaccid.
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>>738719557
Still cute to me. And that sexy bum is stinky huh?
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>>738714795
>4chan
>How far we have fallen
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>>738719663
Get outta here with the baby shit
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>>738707470
Dude your dick is adorable.

10/10
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>>738719760
So it is?
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>>738719557
I win anon
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>>738719663
hell if i know.
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>>738719908
yeah, probably.
as you can see im pretty soft right now due to how dead this thread is.
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>>738720092
And you shouldn't be. I'm going to give your kiddy bottom a hard spanking
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18 and flaccid. R8 me?
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>>738720208
are you gonna show me your cock or what? im so soft right now its frustrating.
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>>738720404
Well hello little guy. Three it's so cute. Is that fair?
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>>738720524
Post your flaccid pecker
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>>738720404
hi im also 18 and flaccid
got any more?
btw 8/10
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I hit right under or right over 6 in. When erect. Good for 18 or not rlly?
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>>738720766
An average boy. Nice try (pats your butt)
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>>738710265
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>>738714795
I'm just gonna ignore the cuts.

My dick is literally EXACTLY as small as yours when completely limp. My foreskin even looks identical.

But it grows to a completely respectable 6 inches when hard. Does yours just not grow when engorged?
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How old are you?
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8 inches when fully erect and 6 in circumference, I win here
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>>738707470
How does it feel to know that if you showed that micro thing to any girl she will uncontrollably laugh her ass off and humiliate you?
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>>738721404
hows your life m8?
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>>738707470
Leo. Look at the teeny tiny peepee
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>>738714795
Get some mental health help.. holy fuck bud.. You're fucked in the head.
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>>738716514
That is beautiful
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>>738715115
I don't know where you faggots get all this "white women nigger loving" bullshit from.. porn ain't real life. Those whore only fuck dirty niggers because they are paid too. No woman that I have ever met has actually fucked a nigger or would ever stoop that low.
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does anyone know why my dick looks like this? it gets thick near the middle then evens out again. It's been this way for like 8 years
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>>738722843
from top down
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>>738722843
Probably from the way you stroke it
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>>738723371
should I switch to left hand?
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R8
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>>738707470
Did you finish college
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>>738714603
fuck off you asian cuck, posting this shit to make up for white bois fucking your women
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>>738708676
>>738707470

OP IS Danny Czyz
search in facebook "danny.czyz"
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>>738719663
fuck off you grooming faggot, no one wants to read this shit.
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>>738721221
same bro, the original growers..
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>>738722843
lmao looks like a dog dick
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>>738723538
yes
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Any good?
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>>738724750
>>738708676
op posted more recent picture.
same nose
beard
neck fat
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>>738725483
>>738708676
same ears too

op is confirmed beta faggot
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I love small dicks. Post more.
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>>738719557
Love the pic
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>>738714795
I'm sorry anon. Here an I care about (You) <3
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>>738707470
Have you joined the club?
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>>738707470
am i cute enough? i have more if anyone is interested ;)
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>>738708208
Well OP, ur a loser. That's your problem. Now go fuck yourself without blaming ur prick for your problems
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>>738707704
Fuck dude. Just move to China and you will be king dick
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>>738726919
Yes please.
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>>738727465
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>>738727532
Fuck normally I bottom but I'd love to fill you up
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>>738727532
Cute balls.
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>>738727642
id love to take a couple loads from that~
>>738727693
thanks!
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I feel your pain OP
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>>738709160
Looks ok Tbh dude. Definitely seen smaller. Just get in shape and you will add another inch, i did.
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>>738710265
Dont put your dick near this great man you fucking scum bitch
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>>738707470

have you considered chastity? it's best to just lock up a little penis like that to punish it for existing.

imo you should become a sissy in chastity and go bi, with an emphasis on males.
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>>738714795
Nice baby dick. See the brigth side. You can pick anny lesbian you like.
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>>738707704
Are you serious anon? Aww, I like it!

Would suck, get fucked uwu
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>>738722407

When the only women you've ever met is your mother that makes sense. Women liking black guys is quite common. Look at all those "snow bunnies for black men" signs girls make.
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can anyone post their penis on a table? I want to photoshop castration.
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>>738708676
AND YOU DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9CXmEUwvgM
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I'm a pretty decent size.... size isn't everything but it Def helps
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Ive always wanted a little tiny penis, but instead im stuck with this average one. Any ideas how I can shrink it?
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>>738728124
that doesn't really look small at all wtf?
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>>738708676
>File: 1445979123567.jpg (81 KB, 462x600)
if you lost 15-20 lbs, moved out of your parents' attic, and got rid of the autistic sonic/anime shit you'd be just fine
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>>738732526
oh also shave..
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>>738708676
>change haircut. would recommend longer on top but shorter on sides
>lose glasses
>change facial hair. go full beard or clean
>go to the gym and quit being a fat
>take down faggot posters
>dress better
boom OP. now you look good. just get good at eating pussy and you're on your way to not having to worry about micropenis.
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post moar cocks
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>my sister asks my mom where a big dick is better than a small one
>she says would you rather be tickled to death or stabbed to death

I'll leave you to decide
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