I've recently become homeless squating in an abandoned house

Bumpity bump

>>738699524
Gay or not, why don't you suck a few dicks? It will definitely aid in the financial problems.

>>738699723
Im not that desperate yet i still have food and water once thats gone maybe

That fucking suck

>>738699850
kek

>>738699896
Yup im talking with a recruiter for the army but i have to wait till december then potentially longer assuming i get in

>>738699896
>inb4 grammar nazis

Bro, you should go on Craigslist and ask for board and room in exchange for cleaning etc

Then go to a temp agency, get yourself a change of address, save every dollar you can, then work from there.

I was almost there. I managed.

Provided you're not a nigger of course but I'm pretty sure 2017 is more lenient

>>738700034
Sorry I'm from niger I don't do English well

>>738700243
I was talking with some guys from a nearby gun club they need a maintenance guy it comes with an apartment and 300 dollars a week but they said no don't trust the homeless apperently. The big problem is I live in an area with a heroin epidemic so everyone thinks I'm immediately a junkie even though I'm not

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>>738699524
look for ecchi,pal

>>738700243
And no I'm not a bigger blue eyes blond hair as Aryan as it gets

>>738700741
I have a 32gig micro as full of porn of all kind I'm set

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>>738700841
sorry
I was just messing around

I don't know how to help you
wish ya good luck
and pot

>>738701210
Don't have any pot sadly ran out:(
But I was growing shrooms before I got dropped so I still have them going

>>738700537
keep after those guys. that sounds like the perfect setup

also why are you homeless?

>>738701547
Well I was living with my buddy and his fiance renting out a room helping with the bills and all I had just lost my job because I got in a fight with a drunk customer he had a fit because I wouldn't give him a pack of cigarettes for 3 dollars and decided to punch me in the face. I was going to interviews and jobs hunt etc had an interview but they canceled last minute so I went back to my buddies place well it turned out his fiance had been fucking a nigger behind his back walked in of them on the couch so i did what any good friend would do and beat the shit out of him well he took off after the beat down she was obviously angry and wanted me out so I left i came back later when my buddy was off work (his phone is busted so I couldn't call him) and this bitch told him I tried to rape her I tried to reason with my buddy but he wasn't hearing it so I got kicked out with no jobs and 300 dollars to my name that was 2 months ago

>>738701858
Yes

>>738702499
Want moar?

>>738702591
Why not threads slow anyway

>>738702393
wow wtf

>>738702653
Yeah it's been rough at least he wouldn't let her call the cops

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>>738702625

you have paypal?

>>738702653
My hope is he'll realize or catch her and maybe try to help me so far nothing but I have hope I think he realizes but is in denial they've been together for 6 years

Why don't you get a job?

>>738703010
Yeah but i dont really know how to use it

>>738699524
What's your plan for the near future faggot?

>>738703149
Like i said im trying but i live in an area with a huge heroin epidemic and as soon as they here im homeless since i cant give them an address they shut the door right there

>>738703340
Is there literally not one person who you can use for a mailing address? Also what state do you live in assuming you're in the US?

>>738703321
Like i said earlier I'm trying with the army but they're making me wait till december and probably longer after that for now I live by the shore and we have allot of wood and lakes so I've been doing allot of fishing and trying trapping not that I'm any good trapping but I catch fish to eat most nights and I have a near by food bank who helps a little once a month otherwise it's job hunting

>>738703483
I'm in NJ

>>738703641
Go find a fat chick and tell her you love her, she'd probably let you live there in exchange for dick. Also go get on foodstamps and ask about general relief. Don't tell people you're homeless give them a bogus address it's not like they are going to mail you anything. By the time the send W2 I am sure you could update an address

>>738699723
It will definitely AIDS in the financial problems

>>738703922
This.

Who cares if its fake address, they wont come personally or mail shit anyway.

>>738702836
Moar

>>738703922
You right I should hunt some land whales I'm by the shore makes sense kek but in all seriousness that's good advice thanks I went to social services already and since I don't have a kid and I don't look homeless still have a little weight from before I got nothing and ill definitely ad a fake address. for the guy who asked me for PayPal i have a Bit coin address from my drug days if you want to help there sold some coins last week for cash 153g1pajSwL
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>>738704834
Go for it and sorry everyone my phones being slow

>>738704834
>>738705029
anyone fapping besides me?

>>738705190
No im just enjoying talking to anons been lonely

>>738699524

you can use WiFi for free at McDonalds or Starbucks, etc.. If you are in the States, then you can get a free obama phone, I believe they are still giving them out.

>>738705057
Any nudes??

>>738705330
We're all lonely bro.

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>>738699524
Hey bro I feel ya ..pic related

>>738705363
what want to see?

>>738705347
I just got to the library I don't have a card but the wifis open I like reading to so its nice plus A.C. is amazing its been 95-100 lately

>>738705480
Anything bro. All of it she's fucking hot

>>738703093
Yeah just let him know you understand if he doesnt want to believe you. He'll find out eventually and feel like a bag of shit though.

Also, you could point out "why didnt she call the police (because that would involve a rape kit and it wouldnt match up with her story)

>>738705464
I see anon i hooe your situation improoves too. It sucks too we had a homeless camp dubbed tent city got shut Down 2 or 3 years ago they were always friendly cool little community

>>738705659
Yeah i doubt that relationship will last much longer I'm waiting he's a good guy to it sucks to see him get played he's too nice for his own good hopefully sooner rather than later he'll put the pieces together I know this wasn't the first affair she had I saw signs before but kept my mouth shut since I didn't have proof

>>738705687
You too sucks out here for white guys. I don't plasme that helps and I buy bus passes a week at a time .. sometimes I just ride around since the bus has free wifi

>>738705894
I looked into both plasma and sperm donations I live in the sticks so the closest one like an hour car ride away

Get help from social welfare services, or go feral off the grid.
If you become a parasite; begging, stealing from stores, from people, stealing my bike, or breaking into my house begging me to hide you from the police, you may just get shot.
Idiot did that, but is in the prison medical ward being treated. While I'm facing a aggravated assault case (what they call "clear cut Self Defense" in this ultra liberal shit hole).
Do us all a favor and go live out in the desert, or kill yourself.

>>738705626
still lurking Anon?

>>738706088
Kek I live in New Germany guns don't exist around here and we got no desert I live in an abandoned house but I fish for food like I said earlier I live in the pine barrens if anyone's familiar with NJ

>>738706043
Yeah I had that problem too. Was in a town of 1200 had to sell some shit and get to San Antonio . Is there a larger town close?

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>>738706302
I know the pine barrens well. Jersey devil much?

Can you live with your parents

>>738706262
Fuck yes more now I'm actually fapping
Post fast please anon

>>738706344
I should really get some money together and move to Philly its like an hour and a half away but I'm still hoping my friend comes around I'll probably do that once October comes around and it starts getting real cold for now I can manage get fish we got slot of wild blue berries and such but once it gets cold that'll end and I'll probably move on if my buddy does t come around

>>738706509
No they disowned me after I dropped out of highschool we tabby talk for years my dad actually beat the shit out of me

>>738706679
Hey be glad you have a buddy. It's one more thing than I have

>>738706466
Yeah we play poker on Wednesdays mothman tags along too

>>738706816
Buddyish right now but i get ya most of the time I hang out with some local drunks they'll occasionally give me cigarettes and beer

>>738706759
Hey be glad you still have parents.. what k would do to be able to call my dad or mom and ask for help right now. You would be surprised . Maybe call them and reconcile. You might be surprised how they react.

>>738707083
Fuck yes. Any asshole?

>>738707083
Now we are getting somewhere

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>>738707232
>>738707277

>>738707277
Seriously give us the good shit Anon. Is this your wife??

>>738707232
>>738707277
could you see yourself fucking this>>738707353

Newfag here, do people usually fap to random pictures in random threads?

>>738707449
Don't hsve any action shots

>>738707504
I'm already ass fucking her in my mind bro

>>738707584
Who is she to you? Wife?

>>738707108
I wouldn't even know how last I talked to them was 4 almost 5 years ago they live out by Pittsburgh and I know they changed they're number I have tried to call them in the past

>>738707600
need moar of that ass

>>738707547
Lurk moar faggot

>>738707353
Anon don't abandon us now

>>738707662
wife but not mine

>>738702393
Holy fuck dude you sure have gotten yourself into a shitty situation. I hope it all works out for your, best of luck

>>738707671
Names? Check Facebook people can't hide now days. Hell I'll find them when i go to the library tomorrow

>>738707868
Hsve got that pussy anon but she wants cock tribute to>>738707353 first

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>>738707868
Here I'll give you some pics if you like ask for something specific . I'm sure I'll have it

>>738702393
Why didnt you just tell him what happened, the fuck you holding it in for??

You think holding it in is helping him, or yourself??

If it's doom to fail, then why does it matter if it fails now or save for later. Im confused, like what reasoning are you holding on not tell him.

>>738707920
I'll look into it tomorrow anon my data is to slow to load that and they'd be out already now anyway if I found them gotta make a Facebook too but I think I'll try anyway thanks anon

>>738707887
Thanks anon

>>738703603
Honestly that doesn't sound too bad if you ask me

>>738708131
Like i said I didn't have any real proof earlier and I wasn't going to tell him without it and when I caught them she got to him first

>>738705504
Not bad. I'm glad you're at least getting some form of enjoyment during this shitty time

>>738707547
Pretty much my dood

>>738708207
It's not it could be allot worse I know that that's why I'm staying positive I still have food and water shelter for now I'm not desperate

>>738708150
No problem . This situation sucks . But having family can be a blessing. Take that from someone who lost his parents before he was 25

>>738707353
just cummed to this bitch thx anon

>>738708341
Yeah the librarians are nice too very friendly and the one bought me wawa the other day i really cant complain about anything ive got all i really need like honestly i dont need anything else right now

>>738708472
That sucks im sorry for ya anon

>>738708689
Yeah but trust me when closer you get to starving and cutting yourself off the worse it gets . Just find your family and start over

>>738708312
Right...And just let him steep in ignorant is the better resolution. Even just letting him know is enough to either get to the truth, or at least deter recurrence. By being a noble hero, you're just straight up being stupid. It's not like you have anything to lose dumbshit.

>>738708782
I'm s cool . I just hope you get to a better place soon.

giving OP a bump. good luck, dude

>>738699524
why don't you go to the library and make a resume and start applying to jobs? you were able to form a complete sentence in your op which means you're probably overqualified for most min wage jobs that are out there

>>738705504

Remember to get your resume ready, make a folder on your email and put a copy there, you can then access it from anywheres. Also, get a post office box while you have a street address, they tightened the rules after 9/11.

File for EBT as soon as you can, there is a delay in them granting them.

Research educational training programs through like community colleges, I did CNC machining and got off the streets that way.

Ex-homeless here

>>738708946
I think you missed the point I did tell him she was cheating after I caught her the problem was his phone was broke so I had to wait to see him in person and she found him before I did and said I tried to rape her so he doesn't believe she cheated he believes I'm just saying that to cover myself

>>738709096
I do send them out daily but like I said earlier I live in an area with a heroin epidemic so as soon as they find out I'm homeless they shut the door

>>738709096
He's in a small town . I understand why that sucks . Usually there just aren't many jobs to be had .. when j became homeless in was working as an electrician but once me and my boss got into it that wasnit . No other place to work . in town tonwork

>>738704972
I am not sure of the welfare requirements in other states. I work for welfare in CA. Here at least you cant get cash unless you have kids but anyone can get SNAP, anyone can get Medicaid too as long as you're in the income limits. Public assistance rules are usually by state though. California is liberal af and we like to give to everyone.

>>738709288
He sounds like an equally fucktard as you are. Either you told the story wrong and thus the message was lost, or something else you're not telling.

You punched a guy, your knuckles must have bruised to an extent. Show him that, back up your claim. It feels like you didnt exhaust yourself for the truth.

>>738709215
I have my resume on my email

I don't have an address

I tried social services but since I don't have a child and am not malnourished they won't give me anything besides it's a seven hour walk there and it's been in the 95-100 I can't go everyday and harass them

And that's a good idea I'll look into it

>>738709543
You would be surprised how. Much snap doesn't do . Most of the allowable foods are things you have to make . Unless you can buy fast food it's just not easy to cook dinner when homeless and why get Medicaid? Basically worthless for being homeless

>>738709689
I was trying I think my friend does know but is in denial he's the nicest guy in the world and is very naive he thinks everyone is like him I've literally seen him give a homeless person 200 dollars so yes I'm giving him time to figure it out for himself because I honestly don't think he's believe me even if I had video evidence

>>738709911
>Most of the allowable foods are things you have to make .

chef boyardee in a pop top can, m8
chef boyardee all day

>>738709769

That's what the PO box is for, to give you an address, even if you are living on the street. So for example, if you find a private mail box service, ask if it has a street address, then use that as your "street address" on your resume. If you go to an interview and they ask about it you can tell them you are "between places". When I did the training program, they wouldn't let you in if you didn't have a home, put that down and they were never wiser (or turned a blind's eye).

I was living on the street, but still managed food okay, by eating from stuff at 99C only store, etc, some in the class didn't have food, I would break out bread and meat cheese so a lot of people are in the same boat

Like I said they won't give me foodstamps because u don't have a kid I don't look like an addict they just don't believe I'm homeless because I don't seem homeless I mean my beards getting there they just think I'm trying to scam them I mean Lakewood a nearby town has over 10000 Hasidic Jews who have been caught scamming social services not even lying look it up

>>738710191
You ever try to carry around ten cans of chef? Yeah it's not easy

>>738699524
Why you on here and not putting out job applications?

>>738710226
Ok I'll look into the p.o. box thing Like i said food using a problem for me I fish allot and we have allot of wild berries that grow in the pines plus people do help me out on occasion I'm not desperate It could be allot worse

>>738709911

Use the money to buy a loaf of bread, cheese, meat at dollar tree thats three dollars, will last a week if you ration it. Yes, it will last more than a day. I would carry mustard instead of mayo as it doesn't spoil.

Also canned spaghetti you can eat cold, after a while you get used to it. Make sure you get a P-38 at a surplus store and you can also get canned tuna and carry crackers.

Also, try catholic charities and salvation army for food.

Food banks are also a way to get food, tell them you are on foot so that they don't give you a bunch of stuff you have to cook.

>>738702393
Keep your head up. Also if for whatever reason your homelessness is prolonged, they got free texting apps use those with WiFi to stay in touch with people that matter. Don't dedicate yourself to a city either, it might be summer now but the child will creep up on you fast, travel around, preferably in the south. Shit'll always work out for the better in this life or next brother

>>738709911
I just looked up the requirements for SNAP in NJ. You don't have to have children or be homeless. You can make up to $1832 a month income and still be potentially eligible. Also it looks like they have a general relief, which is sort of cash aid but you have to sign a lien to pay it back. Maybe you need to talk to a different worker because whatever you were told was not correct. In almost all states it is restricted to unprepared foods but honestly if you can cook fish you can cook something else right?

Go here https://www.njhelps.org/

>>738710624
So you eat week old non refrigerated meat? Yeah....

>>738710429

You should be able to get food stamps. Its the cash benefit that you don't qualify for. In spite of the Trump cuts, you should be able to qualify for food stamps (EBT)

>>738710517

Not OP, thats why you hit the dollar store like every other day. Get a loaf of bread, lunch meat, two cans of chef, etc...

unless they have an ABAWD rule and you already timed out

>>738710673
Yeah i know it was bullshit but they're stingy af here and they do all they can to keep you out and the fact its a 6-7 hour walk to get to the social services office and in 95-100 degree weather I don't want to risk it since I'm not desperate on food

>>738710938
You can apply online and usually do a phone interview

>>738710517
nobody said to carry 10 cans of it, fuckstain

>>738711023
No I have to go to them here other wise they don't do anything around he that's common knowledge

>>738710746

It beats having to go to the homeless shelter where the gangs and you spend five hours waiting for a stale baloney sandwhich, which is probably a week old anyways.

But yeah, it got me through living on the street and training program without having to spange or fly a sign.

Also the area that I lived in was pretty affluent, it was common that the residents would leave pizza on top the garbage can.

Don't knock it til you tried it. Dumpster diving was also popular.