You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a girlfriend.

>>738671247
because it would really piss off my wife

im ugly. i dont want an ugly gf

>>738671463

The correct answer

Cons outweigh the pros.

>>738671247
Fear of rejection.

i like having money.

lack of motivation

I'm a loser.

>>738671498
This tbh

didnt get a phone till recently, and i'm terrible at talking to new people

>>738671247
I'm shit at socializing. starting to believe i might be mildly autistic

>>738671247
I'm obese and won't make it through College.

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My wife found out about her so nao i has no gf

Wife stayed tho and now wants me to cuck her with a girl of her choosing...

Mfw suggestion was made

>>738671247
Because I am married.

Out of choice... women are hassle.

>>738671247

Married

Having a fuckbuddy is far better for me right now + I don't want to go into university in a relationship

>>738671247
'cus I have 2 FWBs
That's enough women for me.

>>738671498
>>738671819

Find ugly(fat but has potential) girlfriend - Start going to the gym together - Motivate each other - ??? - Profit

I could get honor killed

I don't meet any girls ever. All my friends and classmates are dudes.

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>>738671378
ONE BIG CHICKEN NUGGET

>>738671247
I'm dead so i basically can't

>>738671498
sad but true
>>738671606
tells himself that because he cant get laid
>>738671645
nice honestly bud :)
>>738671675
excuse because you cant get laid
>>738671743
afraid to leave the house
>>738671774
nice honesty bud :)
>>738671847
nice honesty bud :)
>>738671913
nice honesty bud :)
>>738671960
nice honesty bud :)
>>738671991
cool story
>>738672014
cant get laid, blames women
>>738672096
could be true, I'll buy it
>>738672105
cool story

i have options. Why fuck one girl, when i can dick many different women, which are all hoping for more and do all the desperate shit to get me?

>>738671247
Socially inept
Got money and fitness, and I'm average looking
Just bad with grills I like
>also my hobbies are Vidya, anime, and /webm/

>>738671247
Does this girl have an IG or something?

>>738671247
Cuz girls are gross

>>738671378
Wtf is that??
Is that Just a schnitzel?
Why does it look so fancy?
What crappy place is this, serving plain schnitzel?
Fuck me...

>>738671247
Got enough bullshit in my life to deal with.

Crippling anxiety

>>738672340
Probably all he could afford. Probably also why the grill is dissapoint

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Because I live out of town where there's no girls. (Plus girls hate me. All of them. I don't think I'm ugly, I'm pretty sure it has something to do with my low confidence and autistic behavior)

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>>738671247
because of this guy

>>738671404
would be 10/10 if she wasn't eating sushi, fucking disgusting.

>>738672212
kys you patronizing faggot

>>738672673
Mr Worldwide

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>>738671247
>>738671267
>>738671300
>>738671320
>>738671350
>>738671378
Because beautiful women like this aren't interested in an old (30), fat, milquetoast loser working a dead-end job.

I'd have killed myself by now if I weren't terrified of fucking it up and becoming a vegetable in agony, unable to express how much pain I'm feeling every second of every day to the negligent nurses who don't turn me for days.

>>738672251
Ok listen. Did you ever fuck a girl you didn't give a shit about?

That's step 1.

Take that mentality and use it on the women you like. Never overthink. Still be nice. Act like you are just tolerating her, so you can fuck her, but in a nice sneaky way, so she doesn't notice and you can still fuck her.

If you have trouble doing that. The best way to overcome the mental blockade is by fuckin ugly chicks, while you are trying to get with the one you like.

Initiate texting after getting her hooked only every 2-5 days. If she texts back you can either immideatly text with her and drop something like "nice timing, just went to bed/ etc.", read it ~30 min later and not answer for some time or text back 20 min-5 hours later.

Success guaranteed.

>>738671247
I do and shes a pain in the ass, i love her though and were happy together

>>738672790
This
This isn't fucking normieland, don't rate other people's comments

Because I have a fiancé

Just got out of a 5 year relationship and don't want to go through the commitment again

>>738671247
Girls like only rich and beautiful man with massive muscles.
I am poor, skinny with okay face. It is just impossible.

>>738672673
who is she? more of her?

I'm picky, I have standards (unrealistic), and I'm also an extremely anxious person
Although I'm a good looking nice intelligent person I'm anxious because I had a crush on this girl and she didn't like me back and I'm kinda stuffed over because she was my first and now my confidence is destroyed

i'm depressed asf probably will bore her cuz i feel like shit most of the time and just stare at a monitor.

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>Had a gf,
>cheated on me with chad thundercock.
>fucked her sister
>she had a crush on me throughout relationship
>shit felt good on brain, heart, and penis
kind of regret it now for stooping to her level

>>738673245
Her name's Ura. last name Phag.

>>738673208

You mistake "choosing a fuckbuddy/one night stand" with "getting a bf".

For the first. The only real qualifier is how hot he is. For the second charisma overcomes, but it's still important that you are well groomed, not MASSIVELY fat and can hold a conversation. Muscles are so fuckin overrated dude. You just have to visibly fit enough to fuck her. You don't need muscles for that. So now get of your sorry ass and start running.

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>>738671300
>>738671320
Yeah. That's how it starts. But pretty soon
pic related

>>738672998
>Ok listen. Did you ever fuck a girl you didn't give a shit about?
>That's step 1.
>Take that mentality and use it on the women you like. Never overthink. Still be nice. Act like you are just tolerating her, so you can fuck her, but in a nice sneaky way, so she doesn't notice and you can still fuck her.
>If you have trouble doing that. The best way to overcome the mental blockade is by fuckin ugly chicks, while you are trying to get with the one you like.
>Initiate texting after getting her hooked only every 2-5 days. If she texts back you can either immideatly text with her and drop something like "nice timing, just went to bed/ etc.", read it ~30 min later and not answer for some time or text back 20 min-5 hours later.
>Success guaranteed.
do not be so sure. being a woman, I saw that many boys failed trying to do that

>>738673425
have more?

>>738673453
has this bitch really gotten that fat. wtf

>>738673453
That's cute af tho.

Broke up ltr, gained weight, self esteem is low....

>>738671247
I JUST WANT TO FUCKING DIE ALREADY.

I really don't like women. I think they're entitled, stupid and annoying. Their general narcissism pisses me off.

Don't want to grow old (with someone)

>>738673513
>being a women
There are no girls on the internet, so unless you prove, don't bother with that garbage, newfag

>>738671247
Shy, not that good looking, not interested in the materialistic lifestyle which most women are into. Trying here and there, dating, but never really finding soulmates.

>>738671247

Wife won't let me.

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this is why.. ok

I do have one though

Because I don't want one; I have shit to do

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>>738673439
I am not massively fat. I am just ordinary fat.
I don't mistake anything, girls just do not care about me.

>>738673414
Today on 'Shit That Never Happened'

>>738673513

Success guaranteed with 1 out of 10 chicks you try it on. Obviously there is more to it that than. But that's the basics of human interaction without being a needy fucking idiot, who will suffocate any feelings before they could even emerge.

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>>738671247
I have some kind of mental issue that makes it hard for me to do relationships. It's so bad, that I can only mess around with married women. Then, even with them, I normally only let them suck my dick. It's weird. Any thoughts?

>>738673791
Neither do your parents

>>738673799
they ask i answer
>people that lie on the internet for 0 reason

>>738672340
Didn´t even notice, but yes. What the actual fuck? And I bet theyre paying triple the money I pay if I go to a rural restaurant in my neighbor village to eat them.

>>738673897
...What?

cuz im 5'6

>>738671247
Because I have a fiance, and I'm not a cheating, piece of shit.

>>738671503
kek

>>738674059
she is though

>>738673791

Well, it's not because of your body. I can assure you of that.

Because compared to you i look like a underweight african with an inflated belly and i still fucked my fair share of hot women.

Ever tried talking to them, without making it blatantly obvious you only care for her holes, while still leaving the option open?

It's really not hard if you give it a try and fail sometimes. I assure you.

>>738671247

I am repulsed by bestiality and only interact with my own species except when eating.

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She left me after six years because my dad died and I was pretty down for like a month considering my family was just him.

Started coming around and being normal and then she just breaks it off.

So its been about two months and between fapping to 2D, playing games and going to work, I think I kinda like to live a life this lonely.

>>738671247
Because my life is a mess.

>>738673886
You're me in my early 20s. I only had success with women who were cheating or in open relationships. The one time I tried to date someone on the level, she ended up leaving me for another woman.

Is there a reason you only let them suck you off? Just curious; not judging. I lose my virginity to a girl who was cheating on me with her BF leading up to their marriage. It's a shitty way to lose it, but it was probably the only way it was going to happen for me.

5'9

>>738673636
calm down. what I least need now is the approval of an idiot on the internet

Fat ugly neet with no social skills who leaves the house about once a week to get food and weed.

>>738673690
kek'd dunno why

>>738671247
I'm too afraid of a "no" and what people'll think of me after the "no" ...

>>738674157
>without making it blatantly obvious you only care for her holes
Lol. I am classical "nice guy", and most of the time I talk only about something connected with her personality, and definitely not holes.
I can compliment their face or body though, but I never said something like "I am tired of listening your dumb shit, let's go fuck".

my height starts with a 5 and unfortunately matches my bank account

@738674863
>nuclear overkill

>>738672136
>gf starts losing weight
>attracts unwanted Chad attention
>anon gets cucked

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Work 56 hours a week, go to the gym for two hours a day, sleep 6-8 hours a day. I have no life.

>>738671247
I have a wife.

Don't go out enough

>>738671247
All the relationships I've had in the past three years have left me walled off and broken inside. I just can't open up anymore, so I'm contenting myself to be alone.

>>738672673
more of her?

>>738673816
And think that many still believe in that stupidity

>>738674892

Oh boy. Yes, because if you flirt you exactly say things "I am tired of listening to you dumb shit, let's go fuck".

I literally don't even know where to start to help you dude. You make girls laugh. Give them ways to make sexual innuendos on their own. You are their playmaker in the conversation. You assist them in setting up jokes. Etc.

got no good choices

>>738675255

Yes, because feelings are "stupidity". lol

I'm sorry that you are not feeling anything at the moment dude, but i can assure you even you are able to feel something other than hate if you give it a try.

>>738672212
Can you fuck off?

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>>738671247
I browse /r9k/
Also fear of rejection and no self esteem

Married and faithful.

>>738671247

Dont wanna risk fucking up in college. Almost done.

>>738674892
Starts with hints

>>738671247
Fat and mental problems. I don't care anymore lol

>>738675379
you did not understand me,i was referring to the idea of '' if I ignore them, I'm going to win ''

Because i don't have a steak and shake in my area.

All the good pussy is at steak and shake.

>>738671247
I dumped mine three weeks ago

>>738675258
Yeah... That's not that difficult for me, I am joking a lot. So...
I have no idea why everything doesn't work, lol.
Whatever.

Also, should I lose weight?

Too Lazy

>>738671247

Because my hot Russian wife is the jealous type, and banging some rando American fatty is not worth the trouble when I've got a piece of USDA Grade A Prime ass at home.

>>738675835

I didn't say you should ignore her. I said you should stop being a clingy fuck and act like you don't care too much if she will love you back or not, which creates the freedom for the girl to have feelings without having the fear of hurting you.

I'm only interested in a girl after I talk to them for a while, otherwise I don't try for relationships. Got some nice qts before though, one of which because we're both metalheads. I'd rather enjoy my hobbies than chase pussy anyways

>>738672673
chxpo da bandgod stole ya girl >:) </3

Because I fucked her sister

>>738671247

Because I'm ginger

Because I'm the only girlfriendless person here to admit that he likes dudes.

Yall fags are fags.

>>738673453
don't pornstars have managers? surely her management don't want her getting out of shape, so they would hire a nutritionist for her or something? i'm just so confused at how a pornstar of her caliber got so fat, it doesn't make sense, at all

>>738671247
Shy AF

>>738676046

You look fine dude. Seriously don't worry about your body. Just get out and meet lots of people, be yourself and never be afraid of getting hurt. Sometimes it hurts like a motherfucker, but it will all pay off in the end.

Would you rather be alone forever, or feel like shit sometimes in the beginning and then have built charisma?

I was a virgin until 26. I'm 31 now. If i would have only known how easy everything is before. :D

I'm "dating" (telling her i do those things only in a monogamous way, while actually not being monogamous) a 18 year old right now, while having two sidechicks. Life is fuckin easy if you get it. I promise.

Women are people.
About 99% of people are idiots and have only live to work or drain all their energy on partying.

I don't have a girlfriend because women are like men = useless.

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>>738672212
Fuck off, faggot

>>738676046

Last thing before i leave. Look less at your naked body and more on how you style yourself.

Style > Muscle.

>>738676634
Where do you find girls? IRL?

>>738676838
Okay.

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not sure, i just don't
i wasn't much happier when i had a gf vs now, when i don't
although i do get lonely sometimes it feels like the effort of getting/keeping a gf isn't worth it in the end

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>>738671503
Top kek

I don't have gf anymore cause I'm mentally and emotionally scarred. My ex was crazy abusive. She does porn now. Name is Jill Kassidy. Have fun faggots. Lol but I'd rather play vidya and hang out with my dog

>>738676853

I did a yoga course and was blatantly too stupid for it and everyone was nice and helped.

I started a language course on the local college campus. etc.

Mostly starting some thing, with a fixed group of participants. Talk to some dudes in the break, while slowly including the shy girls. Etc.

I very rarely pick up girls while going out somewhere, you can't build a serious connection with someone while shouting in their ear. Also i am not able to wear supertight bodyshirts to show of my non-existant muscle. :D

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>>738677059
also i think most girls think i'm gay lol

>>738671247
bc girls suck
I want nothing to do with them

>>738671247
I fuck every now and then but am afraid of a commitment because of trust issues, which I have had with any friend or woman especially up to this point in my life

Recently I narrowly escaped an unexpected pregnancy and the resulting unwanted engagement.

Women are not the solution to our problems.

I dress too well.

I've dealt with drug addiction for a long time... killed my confidence and social skills...
Go to dating sites, get some replies ... never goes anywhere
Went to rehab a few times, started talking to girls.
Catch feelings.. turns out they don't have the same for me ( fucked 1 or 2 of em tho )
Have no freestyle game...so when it comes to college i'm too chicken shit to talk to a random cutie because i feel like i won't have a witty convo and it'll turn boring quick (girls love witty banter, they hate boring people)

>>738671247
Normies bore me

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>>738677353
i feel u

>>738671247
because I'm in the friend zone.

I'm in a 5 year relationship with a hot blonde law student. We have a fantastic sex life.
I also have enough reason to think she is faithful.

I'm a 26yo skinny white guy from eastern Europe. My girl is Australian.

If I can do it,then everyone can!

Stop giving a fuck what other people think about. Fuck other people.

Be yourself.

>>738671247
I'm Muslim and girlfriends are Haram.

I'm perfectly happy raping your white girls though... And they'll never tell you about it because that would be racist.

it gets really hard to find date-able people after you graduate college

>>738671247
>implying I want a girlfriend

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>>738671247
I like games.

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i'm a gook with an adopted blonde-haired, blue-eyed sister and girls left me because they felt i was too attached to her. some just get triggered at the very sight of her. at least i'll always have her, though. we go to nipland once a year for family business and to spend time with a family friend and she says i should get a nip gf because she thinks the taboo will be fun. should i listen to her?

>>738677585
and all the new chicks that you meet are too old

>>738677653
why would you having a japanese gf be taboo??

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>>738671247
I don't have enough money.

Because my wife died and nobody cpuld ever possibly replace her.

>>738677808
You need money for confidence?

I'm a homo

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I have social phobia, the aniexty of which is made hyper acute by the unhealthy amount of empathy I have. Everyone likes me well enough but I think Ive developed habits that keeps everyone at a distance so no one bothers to get close.

31 years old and never been in a real relationship. That's right guys, I'm a fuckin wizard. hoorah.

i dont care

>>738671247
Because I'm a fucking loser, balding at 23 and in 5 years have gone from semi-popular to scared to leave the house.
I would anhero but kinda wanna see myself rot

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>>738671247
Let me turn the table on you.

What is a girlfriend good for when you can get the same satisfaction as sex simply with masturbation?

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>>738677840
damn anon :'(

>>738671645
>>738671774
>>738671847

these are my reasons

>>738671247
Because I have a wife

>>738671247
because 4d is for fags

>>738677984
Balding at 23 ain't no thing, crop that shit close and live bro.

>>738675391
Bud, nice 1980s phrase blood clot

>>738673453
Taco belle!

>>738678003
A hot horny gf is much better then masturbating.

>>738671247
I don't like to be disappointed in the long run.

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>>738677746
we're "supposed" to hate each other since they've occupied our country and all. even i -- who loves anime, nip games, nip food, and girls -- feel a just little uncomfortable discussing it, but it definitely isn't out of the question at all since some of them are so cute. my family in korea are really good people, but they feel uncomfortable about our going there even if it is for business or family friend. i also think it's one of those "kind of depends on the person thing" because i've gotten friendly with the people there. my sister loves going and she quietly weebs out a little

>>738671247
I hate people and feel like if I just don't even consider trying to get a girlfriend I'll be happier on my own.

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>>738671247
29/m

beta, strict religious family, too much games/anime, overweight, no confidence, hung over a 10 year old crush like a beta faggot.

was thinking of an hero, but fuck that shit. Currently building myself up.

related pic: her face is similar of hers. minus the boobs and has black hair.

>>738674892
Drop the nice guy act, you're sacrificing your integrity and seem spineless. Can't please everyone, and your needs should be a priority

Examine your intentions when it comes to why you want a relationship/female in your life, if the reasons aren't rightly aligned you'll be sure to notice down the line

Also the harder you're trying is the harder it'll seem like whatever you're seeking is evading you, desperation will kill your vibe

Lastly, your masculine energy is naturally made to attract and bond with the feminine, feel around that energy and utilize that

>>738674506
Bullshit excuse.

>>738671247
Never really tried.

>>738677895
I need money to keep myself up,

>>738671247
soros payed 150$ to antifa members to kill her

I'm leaving the country in 2 months and the two girls that have chased me weren't up to my standard. Not lowering my standard and I refuse to let pussy get in the way of my career plans.

>>738671247
runescape grilfriends better

>>738671247
Because I am a fucking ugly piece of shit and plus I sweat like shit

I'm not comfortable with who I am enough to share it with another.

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>>738678210
The trouble here is that said hot horny gf has a secret agenda and wants something in return for pleasuring you.

Do not fool yourself. She never really liked you to begin with.

>>738676000
Me too bro, in my case I'd rather be on my own than being the subject of an energy vampire

Reeling my fb back in too, gets what I needs...

cuz i have you /b/

>>738671247
I don't go out, talk to strangers, or trust anyone. I don't value romance. I don't value human social interaction. I just want people to leave me the hell alone so I can die in peace.

>>738678210
At my age, those two qualifiers narrow the pool to zero.

>>738678425
Chicks like dudes sweating, the wetter the better son.

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>>738678236
oh, you're not japanese? are you korean? chinese? you didn't mention that, when you said gook and the fact you go to japan for family business made me assume that you were japanese.
that being said, don't let ancestral hatred get in the way of you getting pussy bro, japanese girls are (usually) cute, and you're taking that shit for granted it seems >_>

Don't need one one. My wife takes GOOD care of me.

>>738671247
Because I am historically codependent on a women. I'm trying to not repeat that cycle.

That and I'm awkward as hell most of the time.

>>738671247
chronic fear of intimacy with women due to bad experiences and an incredibly clingy mother

>>738678936
>>738678236
nvm ur korean i didn't read the full post lol sry
points still stand tho, ur family can't control who you fall in love with

>>738678463
/r/ing high res

I have two fwbs/ gf's whatever you wanna call them.

don't need more. they empty my balls enough as it is.

>>738677935
Don't beat yourself up so much. those empathic abilities can be a serious boon if trained properly, maybe you could look some practices into transforming and developing your gift

Never too late to start living an entirely new life, all you gotta do is try

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>>738671247
because ive had multiple gfs one lasting 4 yrs and each of them failed on the predicate that i am a cynical asshat. i think only of myself and very rarely do i put her needs even on the balancing scale. usually they reside in the recess on my mind that chooses to willingly forget who im supposed to care about. its funny bc /b says a girl wants someone who is independent but that single factor has made me single. every time i broke up i was hurt but that doesnt meant im hurt now. i wasnt so much mad at myself as i am at evolution for making that two people need to actually care for the other in order to be together. for me, being with someone is not about their comfort, love, or bliss; its about the status i get of being in a relationship. theres a cruel hand in this world that dictates a relationship must mean success when in fact in only means tolerance. while i dont know the answer: its either me that intolerant or them.

>>738672212
Fucking drivel.

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>>738676710
What the...

>>738671247
Waited too long to start dating so low confidence due to inexperience, and if I'm honest with myself my standards are probably too high as far as looks go.

>>738676710
poignant

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>>738671247
Because I am gay

I rarely had interest in having a girlfriend outside of the social pressure dome. And I'm an awkward sperglord as well, so even if I wanted one, I couldn't get it easily.i

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>>738678936
don't worry. i've been in those private coed baths for couples in hotels just a few times. chinese tourist, too, once [spoiler]you think it's okay to just marry my sister? we're not related, technically

>>738679664
Are dudes easy to seduce?

>>738673414
Sauce on that pic?

>>738677984
A man who worries about his hair is a pathetic one. I was overweight, started balding at 18 and had horrible self-esteem issues because of it, so I know exactly how you feel. It's all about the attitude, man. Just cut your hair and be alpha about it. It won't be easy, but you need to learn to not give a shit.

>>738679769
Depends, I am asexual and I can resist every temptation and I don't think of sex when I see hot dudes passing by.

Other than that, yes, dudes are easy to seduce due to testosterone.

>>738678463
I'm still in a relationship(5 years).
She has more money then me(rich parents).

I'm a perverted manipulative bastard,my type gets the best girls.

>>738679678
You're a disgusting person and you should stop depriving your sister of having a life just so she can be your little waifu. I hope she runs away from home and move into the ghetto with Tyrone so all his friends and male family members can stretch her tight little slit. She should be out partying and hooking up with black guys instead of hanging out with her limpdick chink brother. She might be all goody-goody with you, but this is what she longs for. Asians are literally as bad as white people.

>>738671247
She died 2 months ago.

>>738679769
Only the desperate ones.

>>738671247
Because I'm straight.

>>738679325
I've seemed to developed a rather strong apathy towards my life. Think it was the only way I made it out of high school. If one thing has been made clear to over the last decade, bettering my life is not enough motivation to get me to act.

It's a cruel fate only being able to live for others yet seemingly stuck being alone.

>>738671247

fat

>>738678003
Have someone to open up to., to help be the love someone might be searching for and vice versa.

An empowered woman is beautiful and strong, encouraging but not demanding, and watching her bloom is amazing

>>738671247
am female and not gay

Because I have a wife

can't be arsed to be on someone else's schedule and already banged enough 10's to last me a few more months

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>>738680169
tits or gtfo

>>738680169
Wait for all the "tits or GTFO"

I dont know OP
I just do not know, I'm not fat, nor ugly but...it just hasn't happened, could be to do with the fact that I'm actually autistic, but who knows.

I feel so sorry for you guys...

Most of you are probably teenagers,
thing get better later in life if you keep your head up!

ugly weirdo

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>>738671247
>>738671267
>>738671300
>>738671320
>>738671350
>>738671378
>>738671404

I'm not gay

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>>738678453
*hugs*

>>738671463
Came here to say this

Escorts are cheaper

I have a wife and a girlfriend.

>>738671247
bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

>>738680551
Virgin detected

>>738680426
stop it, you're making me slightly sad.

>>738671247
I don't drive
I am a loser
I can't really carry on a conversation (I fucking hate people tho)
I probably look intimidating (6'2" and built large)
I've got a gut
I think I look like a thumb
I haven't had one since highschool and I don't know how the fuck to even start a relationship
Mental illness isn't sexy
I'm a ginger
Penis is only average (decent girth tho)
Mother lives in my apartment (she's getting old af)
I don't usually leave my house

>>738671247
Why tho?

Because every time I start dating a cute girl, I feel like I can find/deserve someone even better. I'm a 24 yo french firefighter who's never been single more than 2 months.

>>738671247
I don't go out a lot, I'm an asshole who treats everyone like shit, and I think I'm mildly autistic or not gay enough but still gay because everytime a girl does show interest I don't feel into it

>>738680621
What mental illness?

>>738671247
im gay

This thread is on fire!

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>>738671247
Being a black weeb doesn't help things, OP. I happen to be one, and I have a great deal of concern for...'non-normie' things. Also, I guess, well...I'm more interested in politics and the sciences to really care about bothering to get a gf. The feeling is apparently mutual, as women don't even give me a second glance (or even a first, usually) 90% of the time, so it's fine. Haven't had a gf since 2005, while many of the friends I went to grade school with are getting married and having kids (we're all in our late-20s).

It's fine, I guess.

Because i have trust issues and can´t open up to people/tell them how i feel. Also no balls because of fear of rejection.

>>738680551
Not if you fuck daily.

>>738680608
sorry :(

I never rarely go outside, as there's nothing to do there.

>>738679080
Same. Just realizing a codependency to my narc mother somewhat fueled my not so healthy relationships with women(or lack or a relationship)

>>738680621
This was me a few years ago, change things you want to change one at a time. It may not feel like it but there is always time.

When my confidence went up I got laid plenty when I was living with my mother. It was never the problem I always feared it would be.

>>738680975
I want you to continue though anon

because i have seven of them, they all come to my apartament with gifts and to fuck, they dont give me almost any problem because i send them to fuck them self if they do, but they all want to be the one, and i should make a effort to not fall in love with any of them, its a paradise/hell really interesting and sort of lonely any way

I'M FUCKING WORKING ON IT OK

I'M CLOSE I SWEAR TO GOD I'VE BEEN ON LIKE 6 FIRST DATES IN THE PAST 6 MONTHS BUT THIS NEXT ONE IS IT FOR SURE

>>738671247
I do, we were gonna fuck yesterday but her overbearing family got in the way.

>>738671247
because I've been married longer than you've walked this earth.

because I'm dating girls
Is that a good reason fagot

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>>738681157
like this?

>>738681358
7/10

>>738681358
yes anon :)

>>738680772
Depression. Been to more than one counselor. Don't really care if you believe me or not.

>>738672179
$57.95...She says it makes it taste better.

>>738673690
leafy?

All women will cheat, there is no such thing as a good woman. Men are the only ones that actually care about relationships surprisingly

>>738671247
I dont try hard enough at this point really

>>738678162
Too bad to crop. I am shaven and basically bald now.

>>738679888
Eh I don't worry about my hair per se; though it is a little depressing, it's kinda just the final nail in the coffin.
Truth is, there isn't a single thing I like about myself any more. As I said, I used to be kinda popular and that includes with the ladies; I was rather confident.
After several years of substance abuse and being fucked by people, everything about my mentality has changed. I was humiliated and outcasted over several years by a genuine sociopath and have have all faith in humanity ruined by him, the people he controlled and a short sequence of women (one of whom I was with for several years and was cucking me in all sorts of ways without any suspicion on my end).
I dislike every part of my appearance and literslly don't recognise myself in the mirror any more. Tbh I think all the image hate stems from my below average and very ebnt dick; can't even bring myself to go to a hooker because i can't bare the idea of showing it to another woman. Haven't smashed in ~3 years or so.
I've failed at everything I've ever tried, dropped out of school THREE times and never held a job longer than a month.

When I say I've given up, I mean I've REALLY given up. I haven't just stopped trying to fix my life, I've stopped wanting to try; I've long since stopped wanting to have friends or money. I haven't felt an emotion besides anger in at least 18 months, likely more; no passion, no joy, no hope nor desire.

I'd be dead already if I had the nuts for it.

>>738671247
Because I am satisfied with my life just the way it is.
I had been interested in this girl for some time, but I have lost interest in the chase. I now try to ignore her the best I can, acting uninterested and avoiding her general direction.
We always had great conversations, excellent eye contact, etc. but I have grown tired of these regular things, because I realized I was grasping for something that probably isn't there. She shall feel my scorn. Not out of spite, but out of the betterment of myself.

>>738671463
/thread

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>>738671247

because she left me

>>738677441
This guy pisses me off so much everytime I see him on ssense, he's so hideous

>>738671247
Because the last girl I was with broke up with me after 4 days and became a lesbian

because I'm straight

>>738681887

>neckbeard detected

>>738682068
Straight outta compton

>>738678320
Poob it

Girlfriends cost too much money and time

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Cause i have one

>>738682096
Far from it. I am physically fit and clean-shaven.