What is /b/s favorite sex toy.

>>738646885
Your mom's pussy.

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Ivanka

>>738646885
I do like dildo, and the "fuwa cyun triple" I got offered.

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>>738646885

>>738647476
Can you tell me more about this?

>>738646885
Your favorite sex toy is a resqpod with a sideways capnography device on it?

Its called a njoy pure wand.

Perfect for hitting the gspot on girls and prostate on guys.

>>738647476
How does one use this?

>>738648190
Yeah but, how big is this? Why is it your favorite? How did you decided to buy that?

>>738648294
Its about 8 inches long, but you don't need to insert all the way. Both the G and P spots are only a couple of inches inside. The bigger end is 1.5 inches wide and the smaller is 1.

I read good reviews and decided to give it a go. Both my wife and I enjoy using it.

>>738648510
But it only does get to the g-spot, no?
It seems that it's a toy about cumming fast, not taking pleasing time...

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>>738646885

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>>738648648
PLUS THIS

>tantus curve

Cum so many buckets

>>738648635
I wouldnt say that. Its just a steel rod, so you have to manually work it. It takes quite a bit of time to build up.

>>738648798
Well, that doesn't look like something for me.
Steel doesn't feels great...

Anybody here every tried a baddragon toy?
I'm thinking of buying one but I'm not sure.

>>738649015
Those things are crazy looking

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does this considered as toy ?

>>738649418
Nice doll. Wish I could afford one.

>>738649418

"As A toy," not "as toy". Keep trying, Eastern European. You'll get English eventually.

>>738649418
Yes.
A pretty well made doll.
So yes.

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>>738646885
Is that... like a hammer? I don't even ...
What.

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Meet the Lealso Magic Massager
This bad boy has two motors, waterproof, 10 settings, and battery recharges. I've used it in the shower. It's relatively quite too. I think they make different types too. But I've never looked into it after I bought this one.

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>>738649707
Its an attachment for a hitachi magic wand. Insert penis, turn on wand, cum buckets.

>>738649737
That doesn't look like something I'd use in a shower. I mean as much as the orgasm can feel great, the possition can't...

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>>738649889
ahhh, now i get it.

>>738649889
we need videos of it beeing used

It looks like all of the men sextoys are only orgasm based. Can't we have sextoys for building up that feels good all the way through?
I mean I like orgasm, but a good session doesn't need that to be fun, and it seems like the only fun these offer is by the orgasm...

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>>738650030

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>>738649737

>>738650223
It's not like you have no choice but to go full throttle with the toys. You can still build yourself up however you please

>>738650030
A bunch of tranny camwhores use it

>>738650482
Yeah but there's no toys made for it.
I mean we're men, we're supposed to think only about sex, and women have way more kind of sextoys than we have?
How aren't we more... I dunno... Creative with our toys? I mean the best we have is "the same but with more motors"...

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>>738646885

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>>738646885
Imagination

>>738650666
oh God, im the Devil kek

>>738649981
I like to play in the water. ;-)

>>738650978
Yeah, I admit, sex with water is awesome. But I prefer sex in a bath, because there's more frictions, like it's not just over you but litterally all around you that there's movement.

I don't know if I'm clear here...

>>738646885
my hand

>>738650666
i have one of these, its amaaaazing

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My 8 inch dildo.
Love it

>>738651243
What are these?

>>738650666
btw how quiet is yours on high? mines pretty loud...much more than low/medium. is that normal?

>>738651390
its a buttplug that vibrates and it feels amazing plus you can control it from your phone or have someone else control it from the app from anywhere in the world

>>738651482
Yeah, must feels great, but it most lose most of his interest if you don't have someone else controlling it.

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mah cun-cut dick

>>738646885
That's called "The Hummingbird" and it is by far my favorite toy. My only complaint - if you can call it one - is that it works TOO fast. I can go pretty much as long as I want with a Fleshlight, but this takes care of thing in a matter of seconds. No woman or toy has come close to making me cum as hard as this thing does. Obviously given the choice I'd choose a woman over this, but we all know we don't always have a choice. Pro tip - slip a latex or nitrile glove (I prefer nitriel) through the top and out the bottom so it acts like a lining and then lube the inside. You don't lose any feeling, and after you come you can just pinch off the glove, pull it out and dispose of it. (Or keep it for your collection, you fucking pig...) That way there is zero clean-up after.

>>738651612
i like using it while i listen to like, gonewild audio, cuz itll go for three hours on high. its magnificent when used with a partner tho, ya

>>738651482
I think is normal
Mine can be easily hear if not so much noise around
Its so funny use it in a cinema with a partner

>>738651723
You need to get a lamp dimmer to turn the hitachi down. Even on its low setting it is still too powerful and can make you go way too fast.

>>738651748
i will try that :)

>>738651998
Sure you gonna enjoy it
Try no cum after 30 mins or less
(PS, protip, watch a movie with loud special effects to prevent hear)

>>738652132
ill tell my bf not to let me cum until we get back home...so itll be like 2 and a half hours !!

>>738650442
Shoop that onto a Karambit | Blue Steel CSGO display, anon.

>>738652271
ummm sweet

>>738652356
so heavy-r

Anyone here ever made his own toy? I'm struggling to choose what material I must use...

>>738650666
Fuck, this looks amazing. And only $100...

>>738652503
I tried
>took a model of my own cock with clay
>inject hardware silicon
>doesnt work pretty well
>I desist

>>738652549
IT IS amazing

>>738652650
I know that silicon is very hard to make something with, but isn't there something else I could use?

tips if i just want to use my finger?

>>738653423
Not tips man, use the whole thing.

>>738653403
>>738653423
you can use a big hairbrush

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>>738653850
example

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big fat horse cock

>>738654026
boy or gurl?

>>738654084
boi

>>738654026
jelous, i really want one of these

>>738654229
I dont mind with one of this blues up my ass

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>>738654407
best toy i ever bought

Loneliness

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>>738654742


PS: Im tired of all these fucking captchas....

>>738653850
That wouldn't be a homemade thing.
I really want to build it.

>>738654026
Are they worth the price?
Would you have any advice to someone wanting to buy one?

>>738655616
they are worth the price

my advice is get the right size. dont get something too small, and dont get something you wont ever be able to take.

>>738655693
I was thinking of a medium Razor the doberman, but seriously, 90$ (80€ or so I guess), that's like a lot on a sexual object... So I'm really unsure. The most expensive toy I bought cost 25€ (something like 28$)

Any cheap starting toys for a new degenerate?

>>738656123
Insertable or penetrable?

My daughter

>>738654558
Putting a knife in front of it won't make you less gay

>>738656088
for that money buy the vibrating strap on
this >>738650666

>>738656088
once you put it in your butt you wont care
and honestly yea its kinda fuckin expensive but i probably have over $100 worth in thigh high socks alone so... lewd stuff is just a good thing to throw your money at

>>738656300
I'm really not a fan of plug, and I'm not the type to like having something like this in me while outside.

>>738656302
Yeah I understand. But 100$, for me, it's more like 50 days of food than 100$ to please myself.
I mean money is expensive when you don't have it.

>>738656631
just buy the fuckin dick im probably poorer than you
if you can afford it then do it

>>738656631
then dont buy it :P

>>738656249
Both, I suppose.

>>738656300
anon that shit is trash compared to the quality of bd toys

>>738656814
bd toys?

>>738646885
My hand.

>>738656855
bad dragon

>>738656899
oh ok

probably, but for what I want... at the moment I have enough with the vib

>>738656745
I won't. Well, maybe if I become rich

>>738656744
I can't afford it right now. I'm trying to save for it since two month ago, probably will have the money in september.

>>738656759
penetrable usually cost a lot more, and for the insertable, AdamEtEve have pretty decent plug/bead/investigator at least than 10€ for the starters. But that's really starter material.
And as much as I dislike plug, you might need them to start being an anal degenerate.

>>738654026
>talking/sharing 4chin threads on discord

is this what /b/ is now?
how embarrassing

>>738657093
if you want the really cheap shit just order some basic stuff from china
>>738657126
well im in a voice call with my bf and we are both browsing the same threads and talking about it
i dont see how this is a problem

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>>738656296

>>738647960
>>738648270
http://www.njoytoys.com/products/purewand.php

>>738657309
These aren't shit, these are starter material. It's his first toy, he's not gonna start with a "Dickatron 55 motors 3 toys at once ultra sized dildo". or a giant dragon dick.
He need to start easy if one day he want to be a degenerate able to take 25 inches up his ass.

>>738658059
yea but he doesn't need to start with trash uncomfortable toys that put him off forever
shit dildos are shit

>>738658155
If I talked to him about these on adam et eve, it's because they aren't trash, and are really good to start with. I wouldn't give bad advice to someone I don't even know, that would be ridiculous.

>>738656296
Maybe the pic shows only things he insert in his anus?

where is the prostate at

>>738658974
Trying to get to your belly button from you ass, you'll get to a sort of ball that'll feel great in all your reproductive system when touched. That's it.

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>>738658974

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ITT: We post the weirdest songs / music videos you've seen on YouTube.

I'll start.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0

Little question: is there an easy way to be clean for anal sex?

>>738649737
YOU ARE A GIRL?

>>738654026
YOU ARE A GIRL RIGHT?

>>738659210
one of this
http://lovense-shop.com/lush.asp
can make me cum just vibrating there?????

>>738659604
>>738659671
That's 4chan.
The answer is no.

>>738660017
It doesn't look like it's made for that.
This seems like typically the kind of toy you may lost inside you

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This thing is small, but it's awesome.

Great anal or deepthroat trainer if you are a total noob. You're gonna want something bigger soon though.

REALLY feels real (dual-density silicone).

Cheap af too.

>>738660468
I really don't like realistic dildo. Had way too much problem with men to feel good with a realistic penis in me. Fun and weird dildo please me a lot more.

>>738660108
looks like 90% of men in 4chan are gays

>>738660989
It's not exactly that:
Some hetero women like sex between women, some hetero men like sex between men, not because these women like women or these men like men, but because these women and these men like sex.
I mean if that feels good and doesn't hurt, why not?

That's the meaning behind seemingly shit like "liking dicks doesn't make you gay" or "trap aren't gay": you may like the pleasure dick can offer you without loving men, and you may fantasize on the pleasure you'll get from the sex while not wanting the relationship.
Don't forget than trap, toys and porn are about pleasure, not sentiments nor relationship.

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>>738646885

>>738661437
G A Y

>>738661639
You seem to lack of arguments

>>738661732
Im kidding, I will start t stimulate my ass, but with my finger not a 12 inch black cock

>>738661883
Yeah, but then you'll find a finger is good, but it's not perfect because it's not practical, so you'll try the very most basic thing you'll find (a bottle or something) which won't work, so you'll pay the most basic sextoy. Then you'll find out some seems better, and so on, you'll end up talking here about wanting a razor from bad dragon.

>>738657093
Man, I don't speak French. Thanks for the recommendation though. I guess I'd plug myself, and if I'm going to go that far I may as well cage myself too.

>>738662228
Have fun.
I don't know a single thing about cage though.

>>738659488
water bottle with a cap.
>poke a hole on the cap
>fill with warm water
>try to get an angle by lying down, ass towards the sky
>put tip of bottle into ass
>squeeze
Bam, self made enema

>>738662090
I will need something bigger and bigger? sounds scary.

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>>738646885
my fleshlight

>>738662354
Not bigger and bigger, but different and/or more practical.
It's like everything: the first is just okay, then you'll search a little for something better, then you'll get your favorite, until you grow tired and search for another favorite.
You probably did that for soda, for porn, for shampoo, and you'll do that for sex toys.

The only thing you must not forgot is that bigger doesn't mean better. I mean I'm saving for a medium razor, which is more little but with better options than the one I have, and I just can't wait.

>>738662612
you could be my couch?! give me your email

>>738662717
I won't be the coach of any men, as men are all asshole.
Me included.
Fuck you. Litterally. And have fun doing it.
You'll have to discover the rest by yourself.

>>738662848
asshole!
fuck you!

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i love shoving this up my asshole

>>738662905
Already doing it.

>>738662944
Haha, much joke, lol, get out.

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dollz

Anyone knows a good site for cheap tail-plug?

>>738664082
ya mums bedroom