ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH

i once came in my dads mayo sandwich

>>738631628
my friends car tried to fonger my moms back

>>738631715
Sounds painful

I still fap to Vicky videos

>>738631872
Vicky videos? Sorry, newfag here

>>738631956
Young gril that was abused by her dad

I enjoy fapping on omegle and other cam sites with girls of a questionable age.

>>738631628
fapped to masha's vid on pornhub until it got deleted, anyone have new links?

>>738631628
>used to have really bad delusions last summer, lasted 2 months or so and never returned
>pissed in my bed when I got really drunk one night
>got molested in a train and liked it
>got a bit aroused while play fighting with my brother in the pool

Those are things I never told anyone

>>738632254
I member that. Fapped furiously

>>738632280
Femanon?

i told my gf about my period and pee fetish and she really likes it and she pees all over my dick. Its not really secret material but I feel like that's a pretty big relationship accomplishment since we're only in our teens and I just wanted to tell that to someone

*sigh* I don't even really feel comfortable sharing this on an anonymous board but here goes.....fuck it why not....

I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>738632254
Details?

Not a summerfag or a newfag, but just wondering which is worse?
Opinions?

>>738632280
>got a bit aroused while play fighting with my brother in the pool

boners happen

>>738631628
I've seen Daisy's destruction

>Jack off with step-daughter panties in step-daughter bed
>Always wear boxers at home to shoe my cock off to step-daughter
>Jack off with door slightly open while step-daughters room is down the hall in view
>Drink milk out of the carton

>>738631872
Aren't you worried about getting busted for having that material?

My dad and I were camping when I was maybe 9. While hiking we came across a little girl maybe a year or so younger than me. She was badly beaten but alive. My dad told me to go back to camp and wait for him. I waited forever and when he finally came back he was alone. When I asked he said she died and he buried her. What always bothered me were two things, we didn't tell cops or Forrest Rangers and he made me swear never to tell my mom. And two his jeans were unzipped when he came back. At 19 I asked him about it and he got angry and denied it ever happened.

>>738631872
gimmi a link or source on da vids

>>738632444
>checked
It was just her sucking dick but it was hot

>>738632577
kek cool story bro

I love hate my gf she's let herself go and I can't get it up anymore for her but I can't break up with her

>>738632611
Nice. I've never seen anything like that online and I'm too afraid to go looking, but I like living vicariously.

>>738632577
>Forrest Rangers
Should have called Forrest Gump

>>738632464
the fact that you had to demonstrate "im not a newfag" makes you a gayfag

>>738632597
An old USB I have. Was downloaded years back from kazza or limewire

I've posted greentexts about some of my wife's sexual exploits on /b/ and put up some of her pictures

She'd be furious if she knew

>>738632668
Mate as long as you dont have it in your computer, you're good. If you want to be extra careful, hide behind a proxy or two

>>738632660
cool secret. might aswell kill yourself now

>>738631872
Me too and a lot more. I got V& once when I was 15.

>>738631628
I met a fat, ugly, disgusting multi-millionaire on SeekingArrangement that I did gay shit with for money

>>738632846
what exactly did you do?

>>738632875
The more disturbing thing was that it wasn't really a typical "sugar daddy" type of thing. This fuck wanted actual emotional affection and I was not comfortable with that. I would have rather just sucked him off or some shit but he forcibly wanted me to love him and it traumatized me

I banged two prostitutes behind my girlfriends back because she's got lazy getting sex from her is a fucking hassle. It was great and I'd do it again, don't even feel bad about it. They were much better fucks and gave better head than her.

>>738632807
What exactly happens when you get v&? Is it as bad as people think? What exactly is the process there's a couple cp busts every year in my area just curious?

>>738632930
was the money good?

>>738632807
The old ftp sites were crammed with cp, I've seen some nasty shit

>>738632548
Pics of step-daughter

i pretend that i workout to get the girls but i really enjoy working out for makes me feel like i accomplished something

>>738633092
If I would have stayed with him I could have easily been a millionaire in around 5 years but he fucked me up mentally. He set up a pre-paid card and I got a few hundred bucks for games and shit a month. He was weird and fuck and was really frugal but I had actual proof that he was rich.

>>738633048
Do you think anyone who has been v& and is serving serious time has the ability to go on /b/ and tell you? lol. You might want to wait 10-20 years to ask...

>>738631682
mayo sandwich?

Im fuck buddies with my friend's/housemate's gf's 13 yo sister

i had sex with my english teacher several times we chat on snapchat all the time

>>738633161
Well done anon

>>738633179
what's v&?

>>738633215
Aussie for mayonnaise

>>738633175
well shit dude, we all have to make a living. dont be so rough on yourself, ofc the faggot would traumatize, all millionaires are fucked up in their mind. Get well soon anon

I constantly lie and cheat to get another hit. I'll do anything for a drink. Yesterday I woke up in detox and as soon as they let me out i bought half a oint and ate 42 mucinex. I then proceeded to get my credit card info from my girlfriend and buy a fifth that I drank on the train to go see her. I drank another half a fifth just now after she went to sleep. If I drink she hits me but i tell her it's ok.

>>738633249
"Vanned" meaning FBI van (raid)

>>738633249
Old way of saying party van. Aka when the fbi breaks in your door.

Caught a classmate stealing from my schools donation box that was going to be donated to a local homeless shelter. He split the money with me and told me to never tell. I only got about $60 from this but I still feel horrible about it.

>>738633231
how old was he?

>>738633274
Thanks man. A lot of people who I have talked to it about have rubbed it in my face because this guy would have literally made me rich, he was crazy and wanted to invest money in my ideas and inventions and shit but he fucked me up so bad. He said he would not have let me be in a relationship with anyone else until I was 22. I was 18 at the time and I've never had a gf so that would have sucked so fucking bad.

>>738633354
and im guessing that shit mostly happens when they got evidence to cp?

>>738632783
you're fucking disgusting

i have been driving a uninsured bmw for 4 years

>>738633469
gtfo moralfag

>>738633048
Well I was underage so that helped. I got 2 years probation and had to see a therapist. The real punishment was my high school finding out and being an outcast the rest of my time there. Wow is the only thing that saved me.

>>738632783
go kill yourself

>>738633249
V& = arrested by the party van aka FBI in a surveillance van.

Also, you are a newfag. Lurk moar.

>>738633534
>moralfag

i have a black friend but my family is uber racist so i can never invite him over

>>738633559
t. reddit

>>738633555
Nice trips but if you don't mind can you explain more like how you got busted etc? File sharing? Also did they try and do data recovery on the spot or do they take it away right away? What all do they ask? Actually curious about this!

>>738633407
They are really looking for the producer. Not some kid caught up in bad shit.

i jerk off to gape porn

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it took me awhile but i realized i'm a girl in a guy's body. but i don't want to transition so that's good.

>>738633618
lynch that nigger, as for yourself, get back to the cotton fields

I enjoy choking backpage prostitutes while doin it im 16 but i look alot older

>>738633252
No it's not, who puts only mayo on bread fucking retard

>>738633784
band

puts peanut butter on pepperoni pizza

I fucked my cousins daughter (ye, I'm her uncle)

I was 14 back then
she was 13

Now I'm 18

>>738633784
M O D S

>>738633784
>>738633823
Don't be a cunt man. This guy could be the next big serial killer. We can train him

nigger

>>738633676
Sure can.
So when they came they served a warrant and used plain clothes cops. The "van" was a trailer on am suv. Probably like 14'. It said "Fun Movers" on the side. It was a unit of gnu, ICE, state police, and a handful of other agencies. They did about 100 busts in the state that day. They took every digital device in the house. They ghosted every he's. Asked me for encryption keys which I refused. Released me into my parents custody. Almost shot my dog. Honestly ice seem some shit but that day was crazy.

i shat in my cats little box once he went crazy my cat search everywhere looking for another cat in the house

>>738634041
so this was all for cp? Or something else?

>>738634041
How'd you get caught? Thru a file sharing program? I notice that's how a lot of people in my area get caught

>>738632538
Any good?

i have got 2 stds and i like to spread the love

Woop

>>738634117
I was uploading on likewise. They waited to get me for distribution.

>>738634212
Limewire

>>738633222
Epic Trips!!!

>>738634212
I feel better about myself now. About once or twice a month I'll tap to some underage nn models. Never full blown cp tho. Sometimes I'm still paranoid even doing that. Never download either

>>738633917
Greentext?

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>>738634309

>Used to finger myself listening to my brother have sex

>cheat on my bf on a weekly basis with other guys

>>738634312
I'm glad I could be of service...

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My wife and I have done just about every kinky thing imaginable in the bedroom and for the last year have been using a mfm threesome fantasy in bed and are finally ready to do it for real and have started planning it. Outwardly we are a typical young couple with a kid and been together years and years. In the bedroom its wild and the wife wants to be used like a slut. If the mfm works out we will move up to multiple guys running a train on her and filling all her holes.

>>738634416
Thanks for your time.

>>738634422
I would love to do a MFM threesome with a hot wife like that. -J

>>738634405
You are the worst type of person

>>738632538
Green text the details. I've heard many anons claim to have seen it

I want to have sex with 16yr old girls, but don't trust anyone due to the media. Between amber alerts, social media or nosey people I can't do it. I don't want to go to jail

I dig at my butt for hours .....it itches a lot . I'll dig and dig and it feels better then any orgasm. I then smell my finger

>>738633738
same here anon. but if i cant be born a biological female, i wont transition. fuck that. hoping to be a girl in the next life.

Every now and then my body shoots projectile fluids. From piss to saliva, snot shooting out of my mouth and on to the floor, or blowing a load on my face
One time I accidentally shot spit onto a girls hair in the middle of class
>spit goes flying
>she freaked out
>school cop came in and searched our bags for water guns
>the maintenance people came in and searched for roof leaks
>I never got caught
If only I could do it on command

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>>738632422
Dubs for
>COMPLETE MONSTER!

>>738634769
train it anon, you have a lords gift

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>>738634522
She is great, kinkiest thing shes down for anything.

>>738634939
I don't even know how it happens though, it just does.

I bought condoms for my 12yo niece

>>738635011
Who was up in that

>>738635059
Obviously she's a whore>>738635011

>>738635091
Send her my way

>>738634983
Down for fucking a guy you meet on 4chan? :D
-J

>>738635059
what do u mean? i dont speak niggerish

im drunk rite now

>>738634212
Did you ever get your pc and stuff back?

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>>738635127
Haha sorry we are going to use dating apps. I suppose I could list the things we have done leading to the threesome if anyone is interested.

>>738635385
I am interested in hearing more. She is perfect. Which dating apps, so I can get on them :P -J

>>738632422
You disgusting pig

>>738635385
what dating apps? my wife and I are wanting the same (except FFM)

>>738634422
Well so long as you're happy

Lost my virginity at the age of 14 :P

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>>738632548
>drinking milk out of the carton.
You monster

>>738634378

>It was a very, very hot summer
>I was a very sad kid, being persecuted in school for bein an atheist
>Gone for vacation to my family in the north
>Got to befriend my cousins daughter
>Realizes she's also bein persecuted in her home town for bein an atheist
>She was with that very weird girl which was looking like a legit "manly" boy (ye, she's bi and so I am)
>Breaks up with that girl
>We've been goin to the local lake, chillin
>She doesn't know how to swim
>I do, so kinda offer her to teach her
>Helps her out in the water, touches her, feel the warmth of her body, she’s so soft
>Later it happens that there's not much room in the flat for sleepin, because we gathered the whole family so we just got set up in a tent, only the two of us
>Start cuddling only the hugging part mostly for the beginning
>It goes on slowly and with every next night we go one step further
>Ends up fucking her
>Start a relationship with her
>Our parents discover the whole thing
>We got to break up and never see each other
>Have mental problems for the next 3 years

2 years ago I finished an internship, procrastinated writing the report.
Realised several months had passed, so I came up with an excuse and told I was hit by a car on the way home and spent 2 weeks in coma and had to recover. Supervisor showed compassion and was all chill.
Still procrastinated further. Next excuse was a torn muscle while I was training back up from the car accident. He is still chill

To this day, still havn't written that report. The fuck am I doing.

When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend, were then fuck buddies for quite a while.

>>738631628
Was gang raped and never told anyone about it.

>>738635841
do it, it cant be that bad

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>>738635449
All im gonna say is aussie ones ;) as for stuff we have done, god about everything. Sex anywhere and everywhere? In cars/on cars at parks in the next door neighbours yard (we don't know them) out the front of our house, hotels the beach, at friends houses while watching movies also in movie cinemas. Every position done anal done ass to mouth, used dildos on each other tried chastity cages done role play and all sorts of fantasy. Wife has always been kinky and has made out with girls at parties also had an ex cum in her mouth and made out with him with it in there shes also been pissed on by and ex, those 2 i wasn't that keen on but she's crazy. The 3some idea started when i said i had a dream of her fucking someone else and it was hot and she revealed multiple men on one girl is her ultimate fantasy so here we are gonna make it happen.

>>738635676
As far as I can tell go for the casual dating apps not ones like tinder or POF cause those are relationship style sites. It will be easier for us since we are after a guy and the unicorns are hard to get if your attractive it will happen though.

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>>738631628

i want to die. Its a matter of time until i suicide, every day this thought loops in my head.

i want to die. i want to die. i want to die.

>>738636014
Assuies, no wonder she is so hot lol. Thanks for the storys. Sounds like an awesome girl! Multiple guys on one girl is a big fantasy of mine as well -J

>>738632577
dude thats fucking twisted fucked up

>>738636113
do it. do it. do it.
oh wait, too much of a pussy.
shut the fuck up then and keep on living with your miserable life

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>>738634097
Underrated.

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>>738632577

your dad is a sick, sick man.

>>738634663
I'm not the one you were asking, but there's a description here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/deepweb/comments/3i2tx2/what_is_daisy_destruction_no_links_just/

I let a 10yo girl watch me cum on cam

>>738636325
>reddit

>>738636448
My sincerest apologies if that was a little too mainstream for you.

Currently in a sexual relationship with my best friends ex-wife.
>they were together 6 years
>lots of sexual tension between her and I
>they split and get a divorce
>we get drunk one night and decide to go for it
>have arguably the best sex of my life that night after all those years of tension
>we do this at least 3 times a week now

>>738634097
kek

>>738636325
hot

would watch/10

>>738636325
Is just the generic stuff everyone says. I don't think anyone's ever seen it.

>>738636919
I remember seeing it a few years back when it was posted here on 4chan in a massive spam thread. Didn't watch more than 5-10 seconds of it though. Shits fucked up.

>>738637026
cool story

>>738631628
When I was 17 I was at a bar with a friend. We talked with the owner, a very nice lady. We stayed there for at least an hour eating and drinking stuff while chatting. Then my friend looked at me and said "lets run away without paying". We did and the lady tried chasing us screaming all kind of insults. I felt horribly bad and I still do even years and years later. We also got caught stealing at a supermarket. Our parents were very rich so we had the money, we just liked stealing. I haven't heard from that guy again. We used to smoke lots of weed together and fucked many people over just for the laughs. Man I was such a stupid teenager, I would beat my past me up if I had the chance.

30m, I'm into:
Incest
Underage
Beast
Rape
BDSM
Piss
Gangbangs

I think about what it would be like to start my own incest family

kik: fuckedupsecrets

>>738637177
It would probably be the best thing ever

>>738637026
good times

>>738637177
Would love an incest family.

>>738637026
I could Probly still fap to it. I've seen similar stuff

>>738637347
>ive seen similar stuff
like what

>>738637347
>>738637403
I, too, am curious

>>738631628
i hate adults so much but i constantly want their approval

my sister posted to /r/gonewild. our whole family found out because she posted her face. i still masturbate to her pics everyday.

>>738637245
>>738637317
Mhmm, too bad it's pretty much only guys into it

>>738637569
Guys can get married and adopt now! :P

>>738637347
Lord Edgington here could fap to it.
I guess we are all supposed to be impressed.

>>738637432
Hardcore rape stuff. Limewire was full of it years back

I will take my secrets to my grave!!


Also i have a thing with my little cousin

>>738637569
Every time I think about it, I think of either one of my sisters or one of the two chicks I'm madly in love with. It would be the best thing ever

>>738631628
I want to get fucked by a man before summer ends, but the guy i know is always busy.

I get off sharing private and explicit pics and videos of my buddy's hot milf ex. Stuck up dumb bitch would be so humiliated if she knew that she's been turned into nothing more than jerk off material

>>738637697
Do you have something left?

>>738637459
Post em

Have you anons ever had a dream about someone you knew and then once you wake up you feel intensely attached to them? I've been friends with this one chick since we were kids, i've never thought of her sexually, but I had one hell of a dream about her last night and I feel like all of a sudden im in love with her. I know its not really a secret but I just had to get it out. Im hanging out with her tomorrow because i just want to be around her super badly now.

>>738638414
Sure if you searched around you can find some

>>738638637
gwthrowaway78

>>738637177
I constantly fantasize about having a daughter that I groom.

>>738638807
Damn anon shes hot. Did you leak the pics to your family? IS she like an outcast now or some shit?

>>738638807
>I ama 21 year old girl who has posted to gw, and has slept with over 30 men, the oldest of which was 65. AMA

Last year in school I frequently jerked off to a girl I sat next to during class

>>738638900
>>738638890
nope family still loves her.

>>738636503
this happens very, very frequently i think

>>738633800
>No it's not, who puts only mayo on bread fucking retard
My father used to have mayo sandwiches. We were kind of poor so when the bologna was running out he'd just have mayo. He'd also put salt on it.

I like my women how I like my whiskey.

13 years old and mixed with coke

>>738638900
LOL

From ages 10-13 I was molested by a priest. Not much of a secret since I needed to testify about it to collect restitution. But it's fucked me up.

>>738638807

>I don't enjoy most of the activities people my age do (probably because i was an only child and spent most of my time with adults).

https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/1eh1lq/i_ama_21_year_old_girl_who_has_posted_to_gw_and/ca07z4y/

>only child

My wife sleeps nude and I've shown her passed out naked to my friends multiple times. She has no idea and would be pissed

I watch my neighbors teenage son jerk off through the window. He has a bigger cock than me

>>738639626
And you've never ever shared with us

I had a half nigger fuck toy during college. I used and abused every hole on her, then turned to fucking her younger sister. Weird thing was that didn't mind sharing me.

Getting a blowjob from two girls who look alike was fucking class. God I miss those days.

>>738641016
then you woke up in your moms basement

>>738639151
classy

I know what you did last summer
>OP i'm talking to you

>>738641185
Some of us have actually lived exciting lives.

>>738633161
i hope you kill yourself

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>>738641388

Caught my two roommates having sex with each other. both are male. I pretended to be asleep next to them

>>738639151
"Like"

I love being diapered and pee into them. I also enjoybeing treated like a Baby or child. Messing myself in Front of my Partner makes me moist.

>>738641658
I like my women like I like my "I like my women like I like my 'blank'" jokes, self-referential and confusing.

I've horribly depressed and the only way I validate my life is by finding the occasional girl from 4chan that wants to swap nudes and masturbate together.

I've got a pretty big dick and I enjoy the reactions I get, but I know it's just for that temporary ego boost that only makes me happy until they finish masturbating. Mostly because as soon as they're done they ignore me again until they're horny.

Besides that, nothing in life makes me happy, all my hobbies are just habit now instead of enjoyable, and I've become really jaded about relationships after the last 4 failures so I don't even enjoy romance like I used to.

>>738641917
>I've
Meant I'm. Or I've been, I don't remember which I meant.

>>738641917
>>738641983
Are you employed? Have ya tried drugs or alcohol? Being outside more?

>>738631715
FONGER ME BABY

>>738632422
I knew taht was cumming but that was still funneh

>>738642056
I'm on disability for a combination of an anxiety disorder and depression. I drink very rarely and not heavily, drugs are dumb. I go out and play pool with my brother once or twice a week at a place where the owners know me pretty well, pool is basically the one thing I do to socialize with strangers.

It's much easier to find somebody online than it is IRL.

When I was 24 I went to a machine concert in Prague, Czech republic. There I met two girls at one of the venue balconies facing the concert stage, they're were the typical trashy goth girls obviously dressed to attract a dick up their ass so I stood behind one of them during the concert, it was me, then her, then the balcony edge. She was holding on to it and headbanging, which made her ass arch a little backwards. I stood behind her as if I'm fucking her standing doggy and rocked with the music, grinding against her and holding her waist. After about 10 minutes of this she moved closer to the balcony edge and I followed, squishing her against the concrete wall. She was short, so I wrapped my hands around her from above her shoulders easily, all of this was happening non verbally with the occasional moment where she would look back at me, bite her lips, smile and continue watching the show. Anyway the groping got intense, I was literally all over her, squeezing her tits and nipples , ass, thighs, and eventually my fingers got inside her panties, I have never in my life felt a pussy so wet, if felt like she had poured a jar of warm jelly in her panties. The fingering was intense, my dick was throbbing hard so I couldn't take it anymore, I lowered her panties and lifted up her skirt slightly, she arched and bent over at the edge, I whipped my screaming dick out and shoved it raw no condom straight in her pussy, she was tight. And I mean fucking tiiiiiight man, ii grabbed her waist and pounded her hard, deep, and fast as machine head (my favorite band at the time) played
I fucked and fucked and fucked and fucked her getting lost in the slutty public sex moment, till I couldn't take it anymore, I pulled out and came all over her ass, buttcheeks and a string flew over her skirt. She was going crazy with horniness so I grabbed her hand and dragged her to the toilets where I locked the door and ate her out, she came hard. I was so horny from her goth little petite

>>738642273
I don't mean "outside" as in "with people," I meant around nature, in a park, in the sun. It helps me a lot when I'm feelin' down.

>>738632577
Nice dubs
bait story is bait

>>738638332
I bet she regrets taking them. Hahaha

I do ERP in online games like Aviken Life with girls who are probably 11 to 14 years old, but they rarely come clean until I know them for a while.
I'm 35. They even jerk off to me talk about how I would fuck them.

i may or may not started a shi'a group in egypt

>>738642383
I only go out in fall-winter, I can't really handle the heat of summer or late spring. I'm not sure why, I've always been able to handle extreme cold really well but anything over 80 degrees and I'm dying.

>in b4 it's 'cause I'm fat, I'm average weight and I used to be incredibly thin

>>738641625
Why didn't you join? That'd be fun

>>738642304
Petite body orgasming, her little face smeared with make up, pink lipstick and panting so lost in a drunken (I'm sure she was somewhat drunk) haze of lust.

I was ready for more, but she complained that her clit is sensitive and painful, so I made her suck me off, she wasn't really in he mood to suck much, so she turned around and spread her ass cheeks form me and said "anal?" I couldn't believe how slutty this girl is, j spat on my dick and pushed it slowly in he ass, it took a while but I got it in there, and I started fucking her slowly, progressively increasing speed till I was literally pounding her like I was trying to break her hip bones. I fucked her hard, like hatefucked hard till she was squirming and moaning. She totally lost her self in the fucking till I finally pushed 7.5 inches of my thick dick deep inside of her and came like a fire hose.

The muffled music of machine head playing outside, I stood there in utter extasy, tired and spent over this little girl.

We washed up and French kissed throughout the concert and when it was over I walked her over to her tram station

She was asking out the ticket cards from her pocket, and it was inside a card holder so I took a look at it, it had her personal information. At the time of her ass destruction her age was 13.

I didn't know how they let a 13 year old to a goth concert, she looked older probably I dunno. Or maybe is just Prague, but I shat brix and when she got on that team I never called her.

Let me tell you, it was the best fucking fuck of my entire life, and moralfag can get fucked, she knew exxxxxxxactly what she was doing.

>>738642540
I feel you, man. I basically live in a rain forest, so it's always hot and humid, but the winters are nice.

>>738642641
ummm because i am not a fagot?

>>738632548
oh shit i do all of these expect i do it with my sis

>>738639599
just curious. how much did you get and why are you fucked up?

my dad is going to die

>>738632422
You monster

>>738635925
Greentext?

I live with my girlfriend of 3 years.
I'm a photographer and I shoot a lot of artsy nudes.
Last week I shot a cute fatty and found myself fucking her brains out after 2-3 pics.

>>738647252
Gonna need the pics anon. You know for Science and stuff

>>738647408
indeed.. i also need to do some science.

I really wanna get pegged by my gf just never had the balls to tell her. Ive had few dildos before and pounded em like no tomorrow but got rid of em when we moved togeher. Now Im about to buy a strap on and make her to fulfill my deepest desire. Fuck Im getting so hard just typing this.

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>>738647408
>>738647477

she has a lot of recognizable tattoos so you'll get this.

>>738647858
Any vagoo. I love chubby pussy

>>738635925
4 guys looking at you manspreading is not rape

>>738647922

nope, not in this session.

bonus secret:
Im 100% sure ill be back there.

>>738631715
I wish you would just kill yourself. Who the fuck laughs at this bullshit joke any more?

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>>738632422
Omg lol so funny omg never heard this before omg you monster lmao. Faggot.

>>738632464
Why would you want the opinion of some loser whose life has never improved beyond visiting this site over the course of years? Why?

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>>738631628
I got way too drunk last night, went to a student party and that's all I remember. This morning I woke up with this creature in my bed. She says I took her virginity and made me add her on fb. She fucked off crying after I just locked myself in the bathroom but I feel so fucking dirty and like I have disappointed the world.

What say /b/ also kindly rate her 1-10 just so I can gauge the opinion of the masses

>>738648188
nice work, next time record the session

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>>738648720
Pizza/10

Your doing gods work anon

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I'm 17 And The only thing I have done with a girl it's just a 3 seconds kiss.
(I don't want a girlfriend, just sex)
People thing that I'm a winner in life cuz 130 IQ, Fitness body, nice family and shit
but I feel dead inside because I can`t find anything thaat makes me happy.
When I look around I just see stupid people who drinks a lot to escapo from their routine life.
English is not my first language so I'm so sorry for your eyes, but had to write here xD-
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>>738631628
Ruining a perfectly fine book for some pretentious shit. Great. Fuck millenials.

>>738634191
Kill yourself

>>738632475
boners, boners, swimming in the ocean...

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>>738648755

too risky.
the pics of her alone I do show to my girl cause its my job anyways to shoot titties

>>738634725
You probably have pinworms. Go visit a doctor you fucktard

>>738633917
If she's your cousin's daughter, how in fuck can you be her uncle?

I'll overturn the government with my evil plan >:-)

>>738634883
Why do you encourage this faggot and his tired old joke, unless you are replying to yourself, in which case you are an even bigger faggot.

>>738649302
Incest overlord confirmed

I write shipping fanfiction.
I listen to girlfriend audios.
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised.
I have a huge fetish for cheerleaders. Once I went to a uni basketball game just to record the cheerleaders performing for a few minutes, after which I promptly left to jerk off to the footage.
I didn’t masturbate until I was 18 and can’t get off to naked women or porn. I last for about thirty seconds on average.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, and would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice. He would also beat me if I ever denied him and took showers with me one several occasions.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl named Kimberly who was in one of my uni classes.
I cheated my way to an A in an astronomy and video game course in uni. I bought an answer key for the former and got a game from someone on /v/ for the latter. The professor in the gaming class thought I was some sort of programming prodigy even though I got a C in the intro compsci course
The only reason I haven't killed myself is because of my brother and my mom. It would ruin their lives. As soon as they're both gone, I'll probably go through it
I unironically enjoy the band Echosmith

>>738649064
wtf is this job for?

>>738649568
Stop lying, even if it's meant nicely. lies create scars in the functionality of lives.

>>738642304
I mean she was okay with it and she never told you to stop, or she never told you she was underage... Fuck everything else!

>>738649596

I studied visual communications and photography in the most prestigious art college in my country.
daily I'm an illustrator and a designer but I do paid photoshoots also.
When I was in college I started shooting nudes for some projects and have been doing this for years so now I have a name for myself in my area and they actually come to me and pay me for it.
Might put out a book sometime.

>>738649843
send nudes anon

>>738649880

I know its not the 4chan thing to do, but I would really feel bad about it.
it really is my art, theyre not photos to get off from

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Of 14 girls in my class, theres only 3 that i dont frequently jerk off to.

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>>738649880
happy fapping faggot

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>>738649880
fat pigs

Fucked a 16 year old junky several times. 70$ a pop

>>738633231
47

>>738633784
inb4 b&

>>738644286
>how much did you get
$62,500
>and why are you fucked up?
can't have a relationship with anyone older than me. they have to be younger

>>738636503
>>738639071
Can confirm. I fuck my buddies exes all the time. Their gfs a couple times too

back when I was 17 I catfished my 24 y/o friend on facebook as a youtuber I watch. I still talk to her on both my real account and fake one to this day. I also have like 80 nudes of her (that's the purpose of the catfish)

I did the usual messing around with neighbour daughter when we were kids

Secret is I still fap to the thought of the stuff we did

>>738651258
You gonna share?

>>738651258
I catfished my mother and got nudes

I convinced my girlfriend to fuck 5 different men off Craigslist for cash to help pay for a new car. One man paid extra money to piss on her.

>>738651419
I catfished some weirdo on the internet and he send me nudes of his mother

>>738651698
glad it wasn't me.

>be me
>in 3rd grade
>eavesdropping on teachers
>hears about 'porn'
>spends the rest of the year researching
>break through parental controls
>prevent tracking
>quickly become just as depraved as the internet
>time doesn't help
>i jerk off to shit like guro and bestiality by 5th grade
>first month of grade 8
>i enjoy the naivety of my peers
>becomes friends with femanon
>i'm her only friend
>she begins trusting me with secrets
>i find out that due to her isolation, she's just as fucked up as i am
>we become fuckbuddies
>nobody else knows but our classmates begin to ruminate about a relationship
>we both go to the same highchool
>the decision is made to make our relationship official
>fast forward several years
>we're happily married

Still a better love story than twilight

>>738638332
Post them?

>>738632280
Go home, Tomoko.

> the postwoman allways calls me 10 min before she comes to my house so i am ready to cum on her face

>>738652194
that is fucking hot

>>738632548
You are a disgusting, irreprehensible excuse for a person. Other people drink milk from there you know.

>>738651816
Email me at copperj413 at Gmail if you're interested in seeing the bitch

My girlfriend invites her friends to have threesomes with us. Now I just fuck her friends on the side whenever she's being a bitch.

>>738652292

once i opend the door with a big boner. next time she told me that she liked it. so i asked her if she want to see it....

I don't like porn, and masturbation is boring.

I raped 150 women back in 1976. Actually I didn't rape them I just saw them on TV, but I thought about it.

>>738652551
Your obviously doing it wrong

I like to post pictures of my wife's ass in panties and her tits and mouth and I love hearing what Anons would do to her holes

>>738652871
Teach me master.

>>738651393
Although I'm tempted to because pics or it didn't happen, she's really a fantastic friend, and I only share nudes of people who have wronged me.

inb4 'faggot'

I hit a kid with my car. I lost 80%of my sight from a stroke and did not see him. I drove off. Fuck him.

>>738653125
What was he doing in the road? Or were you driving on the sidewalk?

>>738653207
Walking Down it I guess. It was in a neighborhood.

I was regularly molested between 8-15. It ruined all myrelationships. Even if i do date anyone i cant do commitment on major levels. Its not uncommom for me to cry after sex even if i enjoy it. Apparently people find that "disturbing"
>27
>probably gona die alone

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i think i'm infertile / sterile, always had raw sex with my gf and always cum inside, gf never got pregnant, smh

>>738639151
Only thing that made me laugh this whole day bro

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>>738648553

>>738651419
why would someone catfish their own mother? sick

>>738633277
Hope to see you at an AA meeting anon. You don't have to live like that anymore. The people there will do just about anything to help you as long as you want it. They won't judge you at all.

>>738657260
didn't do it on purpose
>mom divorces
>I go away to college
>after six months she's depressed and I tell her to get herself on some dating sites
>after a few months she does
>find her on one and contact her anonymously
>tell her she's cute and wish I was closer
>talk back and forth
>when I talk to her IRL she seems to have some more confidence
>she asks for a picture so I use my roommate's picture to send her
>she sends me a picture
>I tell her she's got a good body and some guy would be lucky to meet her
>next thing I know I get a string of naked pictures from her
>nothing lewd, just frontal shots in a mirror
>tell her she's got a great body
>slowly drop contact with her
>every time I talk to her now she seems much more confident
>deleted all her pics

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>>738658158
Wholesome incest

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>>738633277
>>738633277
I would honestly recommend NA (Narcotics Anonymous). I'm notbinsinuating in anyway that every AS meeting you go to is going to be a bad experience because they are all different from county to county. for tho, each AA meeting I've gone to in each county seem like they are all depressed and are there because someone makes them go or they have nothing better to do. but every NA meeting I've gone to seemed, idk, "brighter" if that makes sense. Just do some window shopping when it comes to self help meeting and find one with a host that's got a good sense of humor, is clean, but also has had a past that's darker than yours.

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>>738659169
fuck I meant *not insinuating*

found a grainy nude of my cousin and fapped harder than i ever have

>>738649302

idk i thought this is the correct terminology in english too, in my country if your cousins have children then you're their uncle :/

I'm a 35 year old guy in a relationship with a girl in her 30's that has a body of a 14 year old. We love making out in puplic and seeing people's reactions.

>>738660729
That's a Mexican thing

>>738632280
Vomiting in your sleep beeing drunk as a skunk is understandable but pissing oneself?

>>738660812

nah, i'm no mex i'm a slav.

>>738648720
Don't be an asshole for fuck sake call the girl. You don't have to date her or even like her but show some compassion you autistic sperglord. She left crying because she feels like a pile of dogshit for losing her virginity to a fuckhead like you.

>>738648720

i'd give her a 6