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/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

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/nzg/ - The New Zealand General
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Why are IDs even gone?
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where are the Dunedin nudes at?
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>>738630709
TFW you are so exhausted from sleep and you want to kys cause no one cares.
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>>738630793
*No sleep.

Fuck I'm tired.
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>>738630793

Well, maybe go get some more sleep?
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>>738630793
pic related
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>>738630709
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Need new jeb broskis !

What do?
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>>738630959
Sound advice if I could actually sleep.
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Dunners reporting.

Snowfall was actually half decent this time round. This'll sound bogan as fuck but we went up to a junction to cut hoops in it and every car that came past did at least one donut for the crowd, was good shit. Fuck, it's cold but! How is it in your part of the country, anon?
>>738630793
*cares*
Like people have said, just sleep. I've never found a way to perk myself back up when I'm that low, you've just got to force yourself to sleep for your own good.
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>>738631353
It's not that easily done. I lay for hours in bed with my eyes closed, sleepy time tea and lavender face cream.. I'm so over this.
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>>738630793
I'm sure people do in fact care.
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>>738631476
Never said it was easy, just said it's the best thing you can do IMO. If you can't then riding the wave of depression on 4ch is the next best thing.
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TFW Dunners still won't cuck me
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>>738631688
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23 tomorrow.
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>>738631688
I thought you were bringing your missus here? Hurry the fuck up, pussy bitch
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>>738631895
Happy birthday. Doing anything special?
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>>738631560
Actions speak louder than words and so far all anyone close to me had provided is words... That they haven't kept.
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>>738632072
>Actions speak louder than words
tell this to dunners. that faggot been promising to cuck me for nearly 2 weeks but he keeps bitching out
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>>738632072
I was feeling really bad a while ago, and it was really my own fault but even if it had been due to someone else what I realised is that I was the only one who could do anything to lift myself out of the depression I was in. It's not easy, and I'm finding I have new problems to replace the old, but the only thing that starting making me feel better was feeling like I was moving forward somehow. It didn't always work, I had setbacks and sometimes those felt even worse than before, but after a while I achieved something. It wasn't anything all that impressive, but it was something I had believed I could never do. So if you can think of one thing that will improve your life that has a first step you can start right away then do that. It will help.
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>>738632634
only faggots and cucks kill themselves. you need to change your routine.

wake up earlier. go to sleep no later than 11pm. start exercising. Lift weights to get your natural testosterone levels up again. exercise will release endorphins in your brain that will lift your spirits.

masturbate less.

you will start losing weight and find more confidence. you will then find a qt3.14 gf to cuddle and you will be less lonely.

Start a hobby. play golf / rugby so that you meet friends and find more purpose in your life.
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>>738633005
>only faggots and cucks kill themselves. you need to change your routine.

I already did, that's what I was talking about, and yeah it has helped.
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>>738633005
Not who you replied to bit insomniac here.
I do wake up at 6-7 I do make a conscious effort to burn energy, instill eat even though everything tastes of ash in my mouth, I go to bed at a normal time and just end up laying here for a few hours until I give up.
What you are saying is not news to me at all. I know how I can get myself out of this and I know that I should. The testosterone part was a bit off the mark though, since compared to you (I'm assuming.) I only have the minimum amount to be human, since estrogen is more my acid.
I have tried everything at my disposal and nothing is working.
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>>738633289
>estrogen is more my acid
you a grill?
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NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE
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Job interview tomorrow. Send good luck please.
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Only in /nzg/ could you have namefags without names
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>>738633397
Yes.
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this app is free and for nz open house /pol/ is already using it so I thought id share the love here
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>>738633817
good luck faggot.
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>>738633890
Cheers.
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>>738633879
>/pol/
Fuck /pol/
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>>738633289
You just need to get fucked more
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>>738633289
>everything tastes of ash in my mouth

Quit smoking.
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Nelson reporting
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>>738633993
this.
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>>738633993
i volunteer as a tribute
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>>738631947
truck drivers > boyracers
any driver > boyracers
pocket lint > boyracers
dog shit > boyracers
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Thread sucks.
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>>738634729
I mean, you're not wrong but >bait
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>>738634867
NEW ZEALAND THREADS ARE GARBAGE
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>>738635010
Hey fuck you.
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Dunedin reporting, want to be smoking weed rn but im dankrupt.

>>738633289
speak to a doc and tell them you've tried to make it work via normal means and its not working and you'd like to be prescribed something to help.
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>>738635062
NEW ZEALAND IS STILL GARBAGE
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>>738635092
Then get fucked more
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>>738635010
>>738635095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VphselTLV_A
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>>738635095
Nuh uh.
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>>738635095
its /b
everything here is garbage
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>>738635095
HEY, NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE
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>>738633993
Totally. I honestly think it's because I'm lonely.
I love looking after that one person ya know.
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>>738635173
This guy gets it
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>>738635198
i will let you fuck my dick if you need
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>>738635198
So, you need "that one person" to fuck you more
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>>738634017
I don't smoke>>738635092
They won't prescribe me cause them drugs fuck with this other sleep condition I have.
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>>738635247
Yeah
Hopefully for an extended amount of time, regularly.
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>>738635143
Beastie Boys > New Zealand
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>>738635248
>They won't prescribe me cause them drugs fuck with this other sleep condition I have.
maybe try weed then? But nah seriously you should still talk to a doctor if its effecting you this much, they /will/ find a way to help its their fuckin job.
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>>738635198
Gotta be happy in yourself first. It's kind of a bullshit statement because even happy people don't like being alone, but being alone is easier when you don't hate yourself.
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>>738635327
There is nothing inhate about myself. I'm not in a constant state of depression. It just so happens that at sleepy time, I don't sleep.
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How does it feel to be worse than Australians?
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>>738635516
How does it feel to be worse than both of us, you gay cunt?
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Evening boys. I am frozen through. God tier hot shower after work tonight. Prolly best shower of my whole fucking life. Now in bed with my electric blanket on, gonna sleep soon i reckon. Not looking forward to alarm going off tomorrow

>>738631353
Sup bro
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eat better
regular exercise
drink water
join a group/community or volunteer somewhere you can engage and talk to ppl face to face
you will feel better
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>>738635516
Meh, we know we're scum
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>>738635500
Get some exercise then, that'll make you sleepy.
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Wellington checking in.
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>>738635578
Hey, mate. Fuck, a shower sounds mint right about now! How is it up your way?
Gonna have a cuppa and a dart and then just try to stay warm and fall asleep
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>>738633817
Mate you'll be fine. You'll ace it.

Report in tomorrow with how it went OK.

>>738635300
Tbf Beastie Boys were fucking brilliant. So its hard for NZ to be better than them. But we come close.
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>>738635500
move to dunedin and come hang out with us
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anyone else from hb here
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>>738635500
tried asmr?
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>>738635500
exercise more. Come gym/running with me
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>>738635957
The Beastie Boys fought and possible died for my right to party so their pretty important
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>>738635935
Best thing is I can use all the hot water I want. Skin was lobster red when I got out

Yep she's cold up here too. Snows stopped but its fucking white out there. Kinda sleety now. Fuck you talked me into it, gonna make a quick cuppa, so tired it won't keep me up and itll help me get outta bed to piss it out when i have to get up in 6 hours.

Hey do you upload your driving exploits on yt or anywhere else?
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>>738636110
Wellington?
>>738635962
Don't think you guys like me all that much.
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https://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>738636386
nah rip
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>>738635824
Johnsonville here
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>>738636406
you're not even in that room you bimbo
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>>738636159
I usually look the same after a shower, fuck me up on that warmth while it's there.
Good plan, my dude. I go through so much of the stuff I don't ever worry about it keeping me awake though lol
And yeah, occasionally. I don't usually link it here because doxx, I had a .gif but fucked if I know where it is
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Dunedin reporting.

Haven't been on here for a few weeks. Felt good tbh
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>>738636687
Stay gone then.
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>>738636570
Scotty delivering the goods
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>>738636741
Rude cunt
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>>738630782
>>738635092
>>738635962

How many of you are NOT from Dunedin?
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>>738636843
I'm from Dunedin also
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>>738636843
this is the dunedin general we just always roleplay other parts of new zealand ya silly goose
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>>738636843
the other 20 people in this thread kek.
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>>738636687
Where'd you go instead?
>>738636843
S P E I G H T S
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>>738636762
Wow, harsh.
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>>738631476
Have you tried taking melatonin?
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>>738636915
Nowhere. Just went off the radar for a while
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>>738636955
>checked
Righto then, well welcome back. What brought you back?
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>>738636406
Start this shit up again
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>>738636988
The people I've met IRL through here, they know who they are.
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>>738636915
>S P E I G H T S

Isn't that the guy who tried to take over Fiji a long time ago?
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>>738636992
We need more of this
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>>738637084
No we don't.

Nudesfags are on the same level of cancer as those tinychatfags
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>>738637084
no im dunedin posting now
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One of the dogs just jumped into bed with me. Hi Jess. Love this girl. Animals are awesome.

Anyone got a pet with them atm? Sorry in advance for the reddit tier bullshit

>>738636749
Nice.
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>>738636955
>>738636988
>>738637044
Nice.
>>738637155
>all these dubs
10/10 throwback to the glory days too.
>>738637197
That's the best kind of heater you can have, man. Nah, I wish. My dad has had rottweilers since forever but I don't live at home anymore, still get to see them though. And cheers, not my finest but not my worst either.
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>>738630709

>/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

New Zealand was stolen from the Aborigianls by British sheep farmers who never apologized. No wonder it was only Lord of the Rings to be the only book ever written there.
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>>738630730
sucka fat one ID
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>>738637155
The life choices ppl make to ultimately end up in a fist fight in a macdonalds are unknown to me.
This seems like an extreme low point.
Question...
What evaluations does one take after such a low point to turn things around i wonder?
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>>738637309
fuck abos....
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>>738637358
you just gotta be really drunk and amped up on test
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>>738637348
nice
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>>738637358
>macdonalds
McDonalds
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>>738637388
getting ready for a stabbing
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>>738637426
LMFAO
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>>738637426
kek'd
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>>738637426
Is that you, Jew?
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>>738637426

I will pay you to tattoo this
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>>738637567
That's what i thought too not gonna lie
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>>738637470
Wow... that important to you huh
Do you work there?
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>>738637419
name?
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>>738637155
>>738637388
>>738637481
>at least a year has passed since this footage and we're still here
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>>738637648
McDonalds > New Zealand
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>>738637419
She needs to smile. I feel sad looking at her.

Alright I'm going to sleep. Just gotta move this dog off my legs. Think of me getting out of bed at 5 to go work in the snow.

Night cunts.
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>>738637785
G'night, cunt. Take it easy.
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>>738637426
gaynazi?
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>>738637968
Nowhere near handsome and chiselled enough to be him, c'mon
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https://tinychat com/nzcam
https://tinychat com/nzcam
https://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>738638274
fuck off kike
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threds ded lads
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>>738639487
ye lad its well ded
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>>738639529
Live damn you live!
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>>738639813
that cunt looks like n8
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