Dubs decides what I do with the rest of this mountain lightning

Pour it down your mouth till you can't breathe and die.

up the poopshoot it goes bottle and all

pour the rest down anus

drink it through your b-hole

Pour it in to your asshole

shove it up your ass

Drink it man

drink it with your asshole

ass drinking

Put a piece of paper in it with this written on it: "Shut the fuck up you fat fucking faggot ass sack of bitch ass nigger trash"
Then set it on your neighbors doorstep

Shot gun itt

Put it in your pooper

>>738623549
Reroll

>>738623008
up the ass foo

>>738623008
The fuck is mountain lightning...not doing in your ass

>>738623549
Op here the nearest neighbor is a mile away

Dump it out, stop being such a poorfag and go buy some real fucking soda you goddamn scrub.

>>738623571
Re rool

>>738623008
Take off cap.
Insert neck first into ass.
Handstand.

Dump it down the drain and ask your mom for a blowjob

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>>738623785
Kek

>>738623723
Ha im ausfag never seen rip off dew. Good stuff.

>>738623685
Even better, do it.

You really have to watch your money so bad that you couldn't shell out a tad more for mt dew?

>>738623630
Roll for this

>>738623008
Light firecrackers and drop them in, then chug the rest before the firecrackers go off. Poorfag.

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>>738623911
What did he mean by this

Fill with nasty ass sardines or something equally gross (we know you love gross shit because you're drinking poorfag Winn-Dixie ass soda) let it sit in the sun for like three days, then drink it all on YouTube. For the lulz, naturally.

>>738623008
burn small hole in lid with heated screwdriver or similar then shake with finger over the hole after its cooled down then squirt it into you'r anus . use whatever as lube . video with timestamp on you'r butt

>>738623911
What a waste of some dubs

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>>738624202
wtf? Is it real?

Give it to your animal and hope that it dies without suffering.

Pour it on your gaming console and ruin it.

Felch it from your mother's asshole.

Felch it from your FATHER'S asshole.

Make a replica rocket for fun!

>>738623008
Throw it away and drink some water

>>738624500
omg dubssssss do it faggot!

>>738624500
I dont have a dad

>>738624589
Forgot to say Op here

stick weenie in the bottle

>>738624589
Next closest of kin will do. Uncle, cousin, any male family member will be an acceptable substitute.

>>738624589
Go buy one then faggot

>>738624642
Reroll

>>738624654
Op here I live alone the closest relative is 3 states away

>>738624642
Reeeeerollllz

>>738624764
Go find a hobo then and feeling it from his ass.

>>738624764
Feltch it from your own asshole then. Figure it out.

>>738624764
>>738624828
Felch* whatever

>>738624866
How!!!!!!

>>738624866
This is also acceptable then. If OP lives alone this is easily doable.

Op here I'm just gonna stick my sick dick in it

>>738624905
I fkn said figure it out.

>>738624905
You squirt it up your ass like an enema, then I guess spray it back out into a cup or something? Idk just use your imagination, anon. We believe in you. Now get to felching. You owe me one.

>>738624990
Oh fuck off. No one wants that

>>738624990
No you pussy. You said dubs decide. I got dubs. I demand felching. Now get to it, I don't have all night, faggot.

I'm not giving myself an enema

>>738625057
Have any type of hose long enough? MacGyver something anon its half the fun

Be a faggot with it and throw it out the window for being such a massive faggot for not delivering.

>>738623008
jizz in it, and then drink it

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My dick didn't fit

>>738625213
I knew OP wouldn't deliver. OP, listen to me. You're a candy assed faggot and I hope you choke on your shit-tier soda. Be a man and drink the ass soda or I will forever be disappointed in you. Forever.

>>738625213
OP youre the worst

>>738625322
This I can do

>>738625344
Jesus Christ OP. What's wrong with your hand? Is it all swelled up or something?

ass soda

>>738623008
Mix it with gasoline poke a hole in the bottom and stick your dick in the top, use the hole in the bottom to ignite the mixture!

>>738625440
I think he is just fat.

>>738625440
I have grown massive girth with my mountain lightning

Is this the Mad Max Ogre post all over again? Looks like it by the picture of OPs hand there.

>>738625528
ass soda

>>738625502
Yes, I'm aware. I was being a petulant dickhead, lol.

>>738625407
Cant wait to taste your own cum but wont put it in your ass

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>>738625440
You talking shit bout my hand

>>738625501
>>738625344
Ok next best thing. Keep the hole in the bottom and put the gasoline and drink on your eye. don't let it spill, so it's holding with your eye lid keeping it closed, or open your eye. Then ignite it!

>>738625611
Well colour me embarrassed

Butt chug it

>>738625528
Kek

>>738625653
I am. I'm talking shit about those fat handed knuckle dimples and them girly ass string bean fingers, too. Felch your soda faggot. Be a man for once.

go buy real mountain dew and tell the cashier you want to fuck them while you drink "the dew". Extra points if the cashier is a female and you say "m'lady".

>>738625920
"The dew"
Im dead

Pour it in your ass. Jump up and down. Shit it in a cup. Drink it. Pics

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>>738625788
FUCK YOU ALL THAT FUCKING HURT. IM NOY DRINKING WHAT CAME OUT FUCK YOU

>>738626014
I'm fuckin' sayin'.

>>738626014
Dont even bother OP is a fag and wont deliver

>>738626043
Jesus Christ OP. No one expected you to actually do it.

>>738626043
Did he do it? Is that in your ass anon? Well done! Kek

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Op did it... fucking wow

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>>738626043
I love you op. Good guy!

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Someone screencap this

>>738626043
Fake and gay.

>>738626043
I love you for doing this.
I didn't actually think I'd get dubs lol

>>738624866
winnnnnnnnnnnn

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>>738626309
Just like your sex life.

>>738626370

See
>>738624500

>>738626404
Aww someone's butthurt. LOLOL

>>738626309
Op here the pain in my ass isn't fake... but is probably gay

>>738626539
You're a trooper kid. Just remember, never listen to the weirdo faggots on 4chan. Don't be that guy, lol.

>>738626043
Show aftermath if legit

Pic of resulting mountain lightning enema or else you're lying

>>738626651
>>738626756
This.

Bump for ass soda

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Here is the aftermath

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>>738627326
Nasty

>>738627326
OP you are a sick disgusting fuck. Good job. I'm going to vomit now.

>>738627458
You guys wanted proof and you got it

>>738627326
Do you still feel it?

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>>738627326
I don't know what i expected

>>738627326
ahahahahahahaha what the fuck

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>>738627326
Someone fucking screencap this this is too good

>>738627326
Yeah thats gross and all but for some reason, i still dont believe it.
Its my cross to bear

Someone please cap this thread before it 404s.

>>738627701
I kinda thought the same thing but I mean there's hair and shit in there. Literally. I dunno.

>>738627794
Yeah but whats he eating? Whole rabbits?

OP break down for us what you ate prior to this please

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>>738627794
My sheets and shit are in the washer right now. I have to sleep sheetless tonight

>>738627326
What the fuck is the hair on it?

>>738627953
>>738627953
About 10 pickled eggs

>>738627326
witnessed.

>>738628044
His ass hairs

>>738628013
Why don't you have a bedframe anon? Hi buy yourself one. You've earned it.

>>738628013
Yeah i just realised that'd be ass hair.
Im a believer now OP

>>738628044
My ass hair when I pulled it out it yoinked a hair

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>>738627326
PUTMEINTHESCREENCAP

>>738628181
Good work anon. You were a good sport in the end

Op here well that fucking hurt. Fuck whoever got the idea to do that. But at least some fAgs got a laugh so it's not all worthless.

>>738628502
I kekked so thanks for that, i hope your asshole has a speedy recovery

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>>738623008
You deserve it.

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>>738627326
Yea thats what happens when you shove something with suction up your asshole. I learned this the hard way with my weed pipe.... came out with shit up to the bowl thru stem

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>>738628013
Guys we need to get Op new sheets. Faggot deserves it.

>>738628794
I second this however i only have a legit paypal so yeah nah.

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>>738623008
Op you just made the best thread of the year

>>738627326
That's poo

>>738629656
Ya don't dick in say

Timestamp pls

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>>738630256
Here