lets mess around with N. America dubs decide what happens

you turn off your computer

>notthisshitagain.jpg
Mississippi and Alabama disappear.

>>738602355
THIS HOW TF HE GET DUBS FOR THIS

>>738602355
WOOP WOOP
I'm the map-master now!
Re-rolling for >>738602384

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Every person must download and install StarCraft 2 and play it until they reach Grand Masters.

>>738602305
Wtf I thought america was a country but it seems like it's Europe and has many countries.

Looks to me like amerifats are finally realizing European superiority and divided their land to countries too.

>>738602491
I bet you have a vendetta against South Korea.
Texas and California finally secede.

>>738602305
Florida swaps places with Colorado. Also, Alberta is now one huge surface mine for oil sands.

Russia annexes Alaska and the lower half of the Yukon, upper yukon goes to northern territories

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Re-rolling one more time for >>738602384

Remove utah. Make a nice lake

Florida increases in size 100%

>>738603425
Florida enhancement roll

>>738603425
Reroll

>>738603425
Rolll

>>738602305
mexico is missing tho

Nuke it from orbit

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>>738603337
Nah, mang. It'll annex Idaho, Wyoming, Montana and most of Nevada (excluding Clark and Nye counties). All this will then secede and become the Mormon Empire.

>>738602305
Evacuate non-Americans, nuke repeatedly until they're all dead, exterminate the survivors elsewhere in the world.

CSA suceeds

ohio annexes michigan

Florida moves below alaska

Quebec vote Yes for its 3rd referemdum and becomes independent

Mississippi and Alabama reappear off the east coast as an island

Florida moves to the south coast of alaska and becomes an anarcho capitalist utopia

>>738602305
Quebec cesedes from canada

>>738604025
roll

>>738604051
Rerolling for Floraska

>>738604051
Roll

>>738604025
rorerollo

>>738604044
win

All Canadians are mixed into Florida.

>>738604025
rererollo

>>738604025
rerollollo

>>738602305
Unite N. and S. Dakota and N. and S. Carolina

>>738604025
rollo

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>>738604044
Sure thing.
Have any preference for its location?

>>738604025
meme roll

include Mexico in North America

>>738604442
>>738604100
Floraska also won

>>738604526
roll

>>738604526
one final try for our brown skinned neighbors

Texas Florida and cali start floating away. Get a little further each update. Cali and Hawaii eventually connect and become one.

Unite MIMAL the elf (Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana)

>>738602305
Yellowstone super volcano erupts

>>738604670
Roll but instead of Florida it's floraska

>>738604644
winrar

>>738604442
Just near maryland/virginia

Everything gets flipped horizontally and vertically

Except Idaho

Kansas is rasins

map update, notify if i missed anything

a big black dick appears over montana

Floraska is going to be filled with a bunch of pissed off cubans freezing their asses off

>>738605144
heheheheh

>>738605128
I think you accidentally the picture

>>738605128
Just the whole thing

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map update notify if missed anything

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Canada merges with all the northern states that voted dem and then rockets away to the moon leaving a massive hole in the ocean. The water rushes in, filling what was formerly Canada and creates a massive tidal wave that destroys the american cornbelt and Alaska.

>>738605208
>738605144

>>738605208
BUILD
A
WALL

Florida grows a giant nigger ballsack.

>>738605227
HOW did you get that

Quebec becomes its own country, and Ontario turns into an Islamic country.

>>738605208
Florida grows a mohawk and goatee

>>738605577
Is the real future anyway?

>>738605824
roll

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>>738605208
Dig this.
>>738605488
Doesn't count as a get.
>>738605577
I'm on it.

>>738606154
make oklahoma a slightly lighter shade of green

>>738606154
Mormons suck dick, I'd rather Islam became the majority religion. How dare you take my pure Idaho and pervert it. (although there are a lot of mormons here)

Catholicism takes over the entire Eastern seaboard and wars with the Mormon Empire.

Remove California

>>738606363
roll

>>738606363
Rolling again. Fuck Mormons, they need to be show what's what.

The New Roman Empire shall lay waste to the Mormons.

>>738606280
rerollin

>>738606280
checkem

>>738602305
ONTARIO TAKES QUEBEC

>>738606463
GIVE ME A FUCKING GET, KEK

Just in case this doesn't count, I'll spell it out again, Catholicism takes over the entire eastern seaboard, and it becomes the New Roman Empire. They lay waste to the Mormon Empire.

>>738606559
Reroll

uh. mexico is north america too.

what do they even teach you in schools amerifags?

>>738606561
roll

Ohio moves itself into atlantic ocean

>>738606561
Roll again.

Hawaii becomes the shape of Italy, but doesn't increase in size.

Make Iowa a cool dude

>>738606615
come on>>738606559

>>738606559
again?

>>738606559
another?

>>738606559
Reroll

>>738606559
>>738606615
Take that weak shit out of here boi

Ontario's population is wipe out due to aids and musilm cucks like Trudeau

You know what, no, this isn't good enough. The old Roman Empire actually attaches itself to the Eastern seaboard, taking control of everything East of the Mississippi River. It then launches a siege on both Quebec and the Mormon Empire. This new Empire will be Catholic, of course, heretics be warned.

>>738606809
Re-reroll

>>738606879
Reroll.

>>738606835
roll

>>738606835
Trudeau is canada, you fucking retarded piece of shit, and do you know that only Toronto has cucks and most of us are well established people who aren't gay

>>738606911
WIN-fucking-RAR

>>738606702
Reroll

>>738606651
reroll

>>738606962
Trudeau is the reason why the culture of Canada is dying, YOUR fault you shit cuck

texas and alaska switch places

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>>738606154
Updates.
Anyone wanna clean up Mexico/Hick Island for me?

>>738602305
Revert the entire image back to the original

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>>738606985
Ikr, it's about damn time. Literally, here's a pic of my clock.

Fuckin' Mormon heretics.

The republic of Texas takes all of the states that border it, and they join the Texan union.

>>738607445
Reroll

>>738602305
>>738607344
Swap Mexico and Rhode Island

>>738606651
reroll 2

>>738607390
The best time to kill heretics, is all the time

wall between florida and rest of us.

remove missouri and arkansas

>>738607445
Reroll!

>>738606879
>>738606911
>>738607344
Where you at with this bruh? Confirmation time pls. Is Deus Vult coming to an Eastern seaboard near you?

North America flips vertically

>>738607666
>666

>>738607377
Save that for another thread. Let's see how twisted this gets.

>>738607617
Reroll for cutting off America's dick.

>>738607692
I've just made up my mind about reverting it, and I'm getting to the Roman Empire reinstatement.

>>738607709
Satan trips always count

Texas declares war on Mexico and gets all the land north of the tropic of cancer.

remove minnesota and iowa

>>738607812
Awesome, you're the best.

New Jersey becomes Nazi

>>738607944
>>738607666
Literally ripped the country into two

>>738606962
My fucking fault, I hate all the liberal cucks in canada.

Remove Louisiana

>>738607666
As a Missourian, fuck you

Where's that update at

>>738608316
Reroll

puerto rico becomes a state and moves to the great lake of where minnesota and iowa used to be

>>738608331
Fellow Missourian here

>>738608366
Winrar

>>738608408
Columbia here, where are you

>>738608585
St. Louis but will be Columbia in about a year for Mizzou, unless I do military

Now that USA has been ripped in half due to MIMAL leaving, the two halves of America get smushed together.

>>738608744
Do MU. It's much better than almost getting killed by sandniggies

Nova Scotia invades all of Canada

All states touching the Great Lakes are merged and reclaimed by the Iroquois Confederacy

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>>738608359
>>738607980
Thanks, and sorry about the delay. I say we roll to determine who wins between Quebec and DEUS VULT

>>738608859
If I do military it'll be intel or something that won't get me killed. I just want college to be paid for lol

>>738608744
Do military. It's much better than paying student loans for most of the rest of your life, and not being to able to get a good job because you wasted years getting a degree instead of doing work.

>>738608975
It has to be DEUS VULT

DEUS VULT ALL DAY EVERY DAY FUCKERS

>>738607704
roll

>>738609189
I KEEP GETTING DUBS DENIED TO ME

DEUS VULT

CONFEDERATE OREGON AND WASHINGTON

>>738607704
rereroll

>>738609189
Agreed, reroll.

Make Mississippi and Alabama a confederate island

>>738609246
DEUS FUCKING VULT FAGGOTS

>>738608970
Reroll

>>738609279
reroll

>>738608975
Hia Rolling for claiming all the turd pieces on the map in the name of The United States Marine Corps.

>>738608804
REROLL

>>738609275
Man, people just don't get Deus Vult like they used to.

>>738609375
Reroll nuhmbah 2

>>738609279
fuck, reroll

>>738609393
Deus motherfucking vult.

The sad part is, I'm doing this like 50 times, and one person is going to say "lel vive quebec" and get trips or some shit.

Prince Edward Island receives a 250% size increase and becomes communist

>>738609375
Again

>>738609279
Reroll

>>738609455
there she is

>>738609279
>>738609252
4 state confederate island

>>738609189
DEUS VULT

>>738609375
god damit reroll

>>738609527
rolling for this

>>738607445
Reroll

>>738607445
Reroll for Texan Republic

>>738607445
Yes, reroll

>>738609375
I NEED A NEW PAIR OF BOOTS

all northern canadian territories become islamic states

>>738607445
Reroll plox

>>738609417
Reroll

Detach East America from Canada at once

>>738608804
Reroll

>>738609495
reroll

>>738609572
reroll

>>738609830
It's too late, Deus Vult has already occurred.

I suggest our next move is to Deus Vult the muzzies.

>>738609721
rerollllllllleo

>>738608804
Reroll>>738608859

>>738609910
I'm always one off.

We should Deus Vult the muzzies once and for all.

Nebraska, Colorado, and Kansas all secede and form the anarchist country of New Albania

>>738609942
Why am I always so close yet so far?

Deus Vult the muzzies.

>>738608804
Reroll again

Put Hawaii vertically in between West and East America

>>738609990
Wow, I mean, only 9 off from quads. Which is technically pretty far, but holy shit man.

Deus vult the Muzzies.

>>738610014
Re-reroll

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>>738609375
I'm not fucking stop being oppressed

>>738610050
Reroll and make it Isis

>>738610143
rerolling

>>738610103
Re-re-reroll

roll pls

>>738610148
Reroll

>>738610143
N

>>738610251
I

delete it

I want to deus vult the muzzies next.

Pls dubs. Give me some respect.

>>738610275
G Roll

>>738610148
Roll

>>738610305
G Roll

>>738609479
Kek, reroll

>>738610290

Remove amerka

>>738610297
Deus vult the muzzies now.

global warming swallows half of each state that touches the coast

>>738610349
E Roll

>>738610368
Make it g/fur

>>738610370
Deus Vult the muzzies pls.

My end goal is a world without heresy.

>>738610388
WIN-RAR

>>738608804
Roll

>>738610148
r o l l

>>738610466
Finally. OP, we have killed Quebec and the Muslims.

Just in case I get dubs, I would like to advance towards the Mormons. Give them a piece of my mind.

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>>738610388
R Roll

Yeah I want all thoose trud pieces

>>738608804
Reroll

>>738608804
Roll for this

Bring Israel over and smush it inbetween east and west america

>>738608804
Roolll