Rekt thread

>>738585643
i'm fascinated by these threads, more than I should be, but that doesnt mean I enjoy them. i have this thing called white privilege and another thing called empathy.

I know the world is a fucked place but to the people who actually get a kick out of watching these you're either a psychopath or an edgelord who wants people to think you are.

Either way, not taking the moral high ground. The internet is a wonderful place where we can see this shit freely, but damn you niggers need mental help. I suggest eating a bullet.

>>738586893
>calls people edgy
?says to eat a bullet
damn almost cut myself there on that sharp wit of yours

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>>738586893

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>>738586893
whats wrong with enjoying other peoples mistakes?? All these clips are from fucking Russia where there's no traffic laws basically. If you ask me they all had it coming

>>738587009
this kind of shit takes away your empathy, faggots

IM SAD BEACAUSE YOU KEEP CHATING NO GORE IS POSTED

>>738586893
you`re the sick one here

>>738587796
AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN

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>>738585988
Theres something about the way their bodies go flying off camera that makes me laugh

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>>738588155
Jesus fucking Christ dude, bail out

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>>738587434
Fuck kek. Listening to We Will Rock You by Queen. It matches the beat.

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>>738586893

By deduction, that makes me a psychopath. Which is incorrect. While I have once freed a soul from the mortal coil, and would do it again should the need arise, I do not get a kick from seeing innocents dying or in pain - in fact I mourn whenever I do see this. However, there are few true innocents these days. Most are destructive and selfish beasts, their welfare is of little concern to me just as my welfare is of no concern to them. It is true, I find great humour in seeing idiots and subhumans make their own fates. However, that is only one small part of the attraction of these threads. The real draw is what one can learn from them, the insights that can be used to protect oneself and one's beloved in this carnal jungle we masquerade as modern society. These threads help make me a real man, a man who has seen the darkness and dangers of the world and can then use that experience to protect the ones he cares for.

Your delusions and ignorance only make you a weakling and a pussy. In time, this cancer you call empathy that we call ignorance could very well be the forge for your or a loved one's untimely death. I will have no reservations sharing a kek with my comrades when that day comes.

>>738588513
>you spin me right round baby, right round

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>>738589389
Deep nibba

>>738586893

pasta material

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>>738589389
nigga this better be copypasta

>>738586893
>2017
>posting cringe in a rekt thread

topkek

>>738585643
>sees 2 ton vehicle skidding towards them at high speeds
>oh shit better hold my arms out so it doesn't hit me

>>738589389
Edgelord

>>738586520
Posted in incorrect thread

>>738587796
>assumes empathy was previously present.

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>>738588742
LMAO that fucking lion took the bait what a stupid fucking autistic fuck head he didnt event notice the cotton what a fucking loser dude

>>738588513
Must have been his first beheading.

>>738586893
I'm not sure what your problem is. I watch these things because Third World Chaos and mayhem is a real problem. Chaos and mayhem in the Fist World is a real problem. Life, even your moral high ground life, is a crap shoot. So what do you do? Pretend this state of existence, your existence doesn't exist? Or do you face it when ever you can an try to preserve order and rationality, the qualities that brought us out of the dark ages into the modern world.

>>738589858
I mean... His balls must be titanium

This thread is pretty bad

>>738592355
w
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>>738586893
At least he admits niggers can't feel empathy.

>>738590172
“Wait. Oh my! What have you done. I’m backwards. You flea-bitten furball! Only an overgrown mop-head like you would be stupid enough to…”

>>738586893
Yeah, go fuck yourself.

>>738592918
Hahahaha yep, I was just thinking about that one.

>>738588519
they look like they are break dancing when they impact with the ground

>>738592355
I'd like to know what the fuck was going through his head

>>738591607
You're not funny.

>>738592551
that will show that rowdy nigger

don't be attackin' people with flags n shit

>>738593998
this is something a lion would say

>>738585988

https://youtu.be/l3fZuW-aJsg

>>738593834
obviously a boot

>>738587434
At least he died doing what he loved.

>>738590213
Doesn't stick the landing, that's gonna hit his score 7/10

>>738593834
"I should be a cop."

>>738588600
>crossfit
>knowing what bailout is

>>738594667
Kek

>>738591699
Or his first time cutting anything ever

>>738585988
Now I want to play bowling

>>738588513
SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING KNIVES YOU DUMB CUNTS!

>>738588282
wheres the dick?

>>738593834
The police still dont know. He wont walk about it.

>>738594263
Kek

>>738586893
Are you the guy who was in that Antifa thread?

You are fucking hilarious if so. Sincerely invoke Godwin's law!

>>738588600
kek, he's dead now.

>>738592355
Normal day in China

>>738590213
kek.

>>738596222
Yes, I was in that thread.

Listen, I 'm sick of people threatening my kith and kin and my home and hearth.

A lot of these videos are showing people, Americans, who won't ever go home or see their families again.

If you like watching them get hurt than you are no better than the black blocks who destroy private property.

you're just like hitler and the nazis who looked the other way.

>Eat A Bullet.
>desu

>>738593062
>>738596222
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

>>738588262
this pleases me

>>738590213
apparently the russian drivers don't know what a red light is for.

>>738592694
kek,fuck that kid.

>>738597402
why anon?

are you jel of bikers? are you jelly of their jam?

>>738597341
fucking whiney bitch

>>738592581
Fuck, there a brief moment after it first catches him where he's probably like "holy shit that was close...."

>>738588329
Holy fuck, that SUV was DECIMATED!

>>738592291
when it's your time to go it's your time to go. Having said that it sucks for the dude who went flying into traffic.

>>738588155
Is he kill??

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>>738597341
Tell me more about how important your opinions are.
Pic totally related as that kid is so much more fucking badass and important than your OPINION gosh darnit!

>>738592581
worst death ive ever seen

>>738597758
yes, his body went septic. that means shit just basically flooded the rest of him.

this his mom killed herself like two days later AND it came out, at the funeral, he had a gay lover.

>>738588155
"God dammit Mike, not again..."

>>738586893
I'm doing you first you worthless fag

I'm leaving now dear summerfriends. Thanks for all the (you)s. I'll be back tomorrow with some more stale pasta.

>>738597946
so he was gay?

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>>738586893
>I have this thing called white privilege

CUCK SPOTTED

>>738588329
kinda maybe deserved that

>>738586893
>saw exact post in other thread
nig nog you ain't fooling no one

oh yeah, big time. there's a video of the funeral and his fag hag finding out.

the male lover as literally burying his nose in the guys embalmed flesh.

>>738598437
do you have it?

>>738598437
Why was he doing that?

>>738592551
Niggers gonna nig

>>738588742
top kek

>>738592528
RRRRAMPAGE!

>>738598471
yeah.

>>738598528
dunno. cuz they didn't get the septic feces smell out probly.

>>738588984
how you fuck up this bad??

>>738597341
Kek what a fag go back to your safe space you cry baby. NOBODY'S and i mean nobodys opinion its worth anything your is just as stupid and the guy who puts "you're mad bro" got off the site if you don't like it petty fag

>>738598680
Post it.

>>738589389
Are you a fag? Because you sound like a fag.

>>738586893
>white privilege

This fuckin guy

>>738588984
Stay the fuck away from the pto

>>738598680
>septic feces smell

WTF

>>738598757
post what?

>>738598920
he was gay nigger.

>>738597725
>DECIMATED
Time to reach for a dictionary.

>>738598960
The video...

>>738594777
Nice trips

>>738589389
get hard, fam. gotta go ice cold once society collapses.

>>738599073
you live in a fucking barn?

Where's a good place to find trains hitting people? A couple of my colleagues were hit and killed recently in d.c. I figure they would have to leak out eventually

>>738588742
Holy shit lmao

>>738599023
>he's gay
>septic feces smell

WTF are you on about anon?

Nice
a thread
that was just a simple Rekt thread
everyone was having fun
and then this faggots showed up

>>738599202
No, do you? Post the video.

>>738586893
I like these threads because they give you kind of a thrill and a feeling of disgust or fear like scary or gory movies. However, since I've started looking on these threads, movies don't do it for me anymore.

The one thing I wish these threads weren't filled with, is children. I can't help but to close my eyes and squirm when I see a child in one of these videos.

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>>738599357

>>738599485
a please would be nice

>>738592581
there was no emergency stop button on that thing?

>>738599646
Pretty please

>>738599646
Will you Please post the video?

>>738588155
Y'see those wrists, once he's got the weights on his chest? Nothing he could have done to fix it at that point.

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>>738599720
>>738599818

>>738599913
... Maybe lean forward?

>>738598344
>loses control during snowy/icy weather
>deserved it

Spoken like a true city slicker faggot who walks everywhere or pays Jafar from Afar to drive him because he's too fucking poor and stupid to get a license and car

>>738599913
According to the sauce he'd cleared more than that many times.

He had come down with AIDS tho and also had a hernia in his asshole from rectal abuse.

Actually he'd stopped taking his AIDS meds for awhile, AZT or something, and was into METH but had tried to get back in shape and overestimated his abilities.

There's a video online with the story and a vid of the funeral. It's intense.

>>738588060
Yes but WHICH Olive Garden...

>>738599933
Fuck you faggot and post the fucking video. your bullshit

>>738585988
Good shit

>>738588513
Can we please make the distinction between rek'd and gore?

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>>738586893

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>>738597341

>>738600345
post what video?

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>>738599576

>>738599663
Looks like they hit it. That thing has a lot of energy and if it stopped too fast it would explode kinda.

>>738588790
wtf, it's like watching Alien in real life.

>>738589158
>Clean_Up_in_Isle_Two.webm
kek

>>738589592
probably the worst ive ever seen

>>738600793
>gay lover
>feces smell

Don't gotta be an overrated hack scientist who goes on the chew to understand that.

>>738600749
The fucking video of the weightlifter guy's funeral.

>>738592918

What the fuck man, what is this shit? Why did they do this to her?

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>>738601017
it's not a web and the size is too big

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>>738597946
>>738598289
>>738598437
>>738598471
>>738598528
>>738598680
>>738598757
>>738598920
>>738598960
>>738599073
>>738599202
>>738599357
>>738599485
>>738599576
>>738599646
>>738599720
>>738599818
>>738599933
>>738600186
>>738600345
>>738600749
>>738600793
>>738600941
>>738601017

>>738590994
like you could do any more other than make a large deposit in your underwear. you wait to cross the road and in 2 seconds a car is slamming towards you, there is nothing you can do

>>738601078
Bad cell reception.
Need to sacrifice someone.

>>738600941
SO if you fuck a girl up the ass--- do you like the smell of her shit?

>>738592581
It was a bad day at first

But then he just kept hitting his head on the metal box

>>738597341
Please neck yourself nigger.

>>738601264
Fuck you

>>738600186
That has to be bullshit. Sounds way to stereotypical... But fuck it sounds believable to.

>>738598817
If pto looks like this, I may never take another vacation day

>>738601264
convert it you stupid bitch

>>738597554
Maybe they think their drift combo is about to cancel.

>>738601616
It's true. His mom killed herself cuz she felt responsible for his lifestyle.

>>738601616
Heh, but fuck

>>738601765
lol

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>>738601686

>>738588262
Fuck, I hate assholes that stop on the freeway. SUV that block traffic should go to jail for reckless driving.

>>738592918
seriously can anyone explain to my why you would do this? Like just keep her as a fucktoy or something but why do that?

>>738588329
They can't drive in the straight line. They hit the medium slush and lost traction. They should never have been on the road with those skills.

YOU ALL JUST FUCKING RUINED MY PRECIOUS REKT THREAD FUCK YOU ALL FOR NOT POSTNG A SHITLOAD OF ALMOST DEAD PEOPLE

>>738593834
Fuck china

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>>738602093
fuck your precious rekt thread. Newfag fuck.

>>738602162
your ass its newfag, fuck off

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>>738602093
here look at this

>>738601686
oh sure, lemme go rush and do that for you after calling me a stupid bitch

>>738602240
oh

>>738592551
He was unarmed!

>>738601553
kek, i meant to respond with this>>738601890-

yes, of course I do

>>738602234
thanks

>>738592694
The only thing in the house doing parenting apparently.

>>738602093
Waa waa fuck off nigger

>>738602234
Good will pile?

>>738602293
yup.

don't let me stop you all from being a bunch of gibmedats tho

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>>738602372
all in a days work

redditt newfagg

>>738602350
That explains SO much.

>>738592291
>get hit by car
>fall off bridge to certain death
>get hit by car

>>738595844
use your eyes

>>738586893
I'm actually a sociopath, thank you very much.

>>738592355
He got frustrated that all elevators and escalators were working.

>>738603027
gta 5 everyday

>>738597685
>>738597843
>>738598696
>>738600562
>>738601591
Summer.

>>738590172
>KEK

>>738592918
Once I read that the girl was using her mobile phone to send info of trafficants to the police. trafficants discoveerd girl and punished that way.
I didnt confirm on a reliable source. btw looks like Brazil

>>738592355
I've seen my fair deal of rekt webms and gifs and this is the only thing so far that has actually made me feel disgust. Seriously, what's wrong with that guy? Just why?

>>738602977
I love the smell of girls shit if it's not 'raw'. I love burying my face in ass, sniffing her asshole and getting a whiff of shit underneath all the other smells.

I worked at a burger king and must've gone down on no less than 6-7 latinas, most of them at least chubby.

I sniffed every single asshole.

man up you silly faggot.

>>738599032
>Time to reach for a dictionary.
what are you talking about he used it right.

dec·i·mate
ˈdesəˌmāt/Submit
verb
past tense: decimated; past participle: decimated
1.
kill, destroy, or remove a large percentage or part of.

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>>738592581
>feggit.com/r/watchpeopledie

>>738589592
Out of everything I've seen on here since 2006, this is the worst.

>>738585988
cant stop wont stop

>>738588598
"hurr durrr lets slit his throat with a wooden spoon"

Fuck these ISIS cunts are fucking genius'.

>>738603982
This is worse, --->>738588155.

Dude's asshole burst like a dam and flooded him with feces and diarrhea water. He drowned in the latter.

>>738600933
>>738603982
ive seen worse
less blood tho
a girl being stabbed in the puss puss, and then shot on her womb
a girl no more than, 14 maybe
I got the same feeling that I got when I first saw a rekt video, it made me really upset

>>738589592
Holy fucking shit, Sweet child o' mine on background, kekkkkkkkkkk

>>738588329
Now that's what I call rekt.

>>738604333
Trips of Truth

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>>738604458
the fuck did I just watch?

>>738604882
he neanead himself

>>738592551
Hahahahaha this is beautiful. Stupid fucking nigger

>>738588742
looks like MTV Jackass

>>738589592
Wonder what he did to deserve that...

>>738594263
Jej, underrated post

>>738592528
probably one of my fav videos ever. The way he holds his hand up before he hits them lmfao

>>738586520
Jesus fuck that's one lucky motherfucker.

>>738604882
is dad said if you're so suicidal kill yourself. so he did. but he thought his kid faked it at first

>>738589592
holy shit, that one's vicious.

>>738601286
Thank you so much for posting this. Exactly my face

>>738589592
Ah shock had probably set in around the time they tore his face off.

After a point its just fucking around with human meat.

Still makes you think of hell. But there's been meaner men.

>>738588329
how is it possible they went straight for the worst possible scenario?

>>738599913
The proper way to rack a clean is with limp wrists and the bar resting on your shoulders.

His problem was that he obviously didn't know how to bail correctly. He also tried sticking the clean for way too long before doing anything.

>>738592694
That's some of the best shit I've seen all day.

>>738586520
>not saving that as WasntMe.gif

>>738605875
Also no spotters. Required for that much weight.

>>738605324
All parents should see this.

>>738589858
Arseface is real!

>>738586893
Morbid curiosity. We're all going to die, we're all curious how it goes down in the end.

>>738586893
What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you godd¬amn fool. I shall s¬hit fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.

>>738598552

Pigs gonna pig.

>>738588984
This dabbing thing has to fucking stop.

>>738600853
So basically the emergency stop button is useless.

>>738592581
>you spin me right round baby right round

>>738606475
you cant spot a clean bro

>>738604458
>When he slaps him before he realizes he actually an heroed

Kek

>>738588060
If I can find that Olive garden coupon I had, might can have myself a pretty good date night

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this shit got boring

>>738589792
thats my desktop background

>>738585643
I hope that frozen moron died.

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>>738586893
>white privilege
cuck plez

>>738604458
Obviously was sick of pop's bullshit theatrics

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>>738586893
>>738589389
>>738591838
>>738588060
>>738597341

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>>738589389
>I have once freed a soul from the mortal coil

So how's the dead hooker in your basement?

>>738592528
little negroid trying to learn to get out of his shithole country but the niggers behind him are holding him back. slap hard little negroid, slap hard

>>738590172

Iron Man 4: Jarvis Quits Taking Shit

does anyone have the webm of a rekt comp to the song hard knock life

>>738592355
what concerns me more is how people just walk by

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>>738591607
fuck!!!! my dick feels weird now

>>738586893
Hey guys he's right. But please, if you are indeed going to eat a bullet as the anon suggests, live leak it to so we can post it on future rekt threads.

>>738592355
Not sure what's wrong with that country

>>738586893
>not taking the moral high ground
I was molested in second grade, sometimes I just lack empathy for people, morals are good but caring about other people makes me feel weak, everyone else is already thinking about themselves so I don't like caring about every fucking person in the world like I owe them something. Sorry for the rant.

>>738601625
power take-off

>>738592694
shitty parent(s)

>>738588984
fuck! cletus yuar okay???

>>738592918
wow! this is the long version

>>738586893
Haven't seen this copy pasta yet.

>>738589858
Makes me feel great that my biggest problem is jock itch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqXy5znNTbo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DnEua_Sx2g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K_NAGtcDPI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc_NFIw89lA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ3to9PqMHs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J41__Fwdkmo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ7DJRExWDQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7DnHmQ8tE4

>>738586520
Fucking drunk drivers.....walk away way to often

>>738611367

Hahaha molestered in grade two hahahahaha

is that why you're so fucking butthurt

you edgy psychopath lord

>>738595903
Pfft, like they ever caught him

>"What did the attacker look like?"

>Well he had black hair, and yellow skin, and slitty eyes...

>>738589800

oh, well he had that disclosure at the end of the email saying if it's not for you then you can't look at it - so should be fine.

>>738592355
>Can't even knock out a literal infant by stomping on its head

What a faggot

>>738595903
>implying he was arrested

It's China, I'm sure he just paid a fine and went home.

Anyone have that vis where a girl let's out her dog and it gets shot?
Also pitbulls are the niggers of the dog world

>>738616046
Pitbulls owned by niggers are the niggers of the dog world

FTFY

>>738599208
Theync.com
Liveleak.com

>>738585643
Kek

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>>738616114
>pitfag
>not posting but replys anyway
>n-not all pits are bad
Fuck off nigger there's a KFC down the block that has that new chicken

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>>738610264
>le funne reaction may may
Wow so summerfags have evolved into edgy summerfags
Nature is so beautiful

>>738616864
>Surely going to sleep on a random street in Mexico will have zero undesired consequences

>>738617015
kek

>>738616646
I had that webm, now I'm not gonna post it

>>738588742
Holy shit that's funny as fuck dude

>>738595420
Cousin!

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>>738617308
(You) are a fag
If you did you would have posted it when I made the first post fagnigger

>>738595420
DUDE WEED LMAO
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>>738605065
it was a spinoff of jackass called wild boys steve-o and chris pontius

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>>738591607
I COULDN'T TELL WHAT THAT WAS BY THUMBNAIL AND NOW I AM DEEPLY IRRITATED

>>738589592
>Cut off his hands
>Tied the stumps so he wouldn't bleed out
Not their first rodeo, I'm kind of impressed

>>738592355
This is rekt not YLYL faggot

>>738592694
hope that faggot baby got its eye cut

>>738592528
This one has potential. Shame he's stuck in whatever shithole that is

>>738589592
how the fuck was he still alive

>>738589592
How bad do you have to hate someone to do this to them?

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>>738592918
>Long sigh
>Unzips pants
And I was doing so well, fuck.

>>738597900
>>738589592
You fucking idiot did you miss this one?

>>738589592
Probably poured gasoline in his eyesockets from time to time to keep him from passing out

>>738592918
shes lucky she died like that, could have been a lot worse

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>>738594263
>>738594263

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>>738586893
LOL NIGGA YOU NEED TO TYPE THAT MUCH TO SAY YOU'RE BETTER - LOL NIGGER SOME OF THIS SHIT IS ACTUALLY FUNNY

>>738603750
though accepted as correctly used, the true meaning is as follows....
__The complaint about the word typically centers on the fact that decimate is used improperly to refer to ‘destroying a large portion of something’, when the ‘true’ meaning of the word is ‘to put to death (or punish) one of every ten’__
http://blog.oxforddictionaries.com/2012/09/does-decimate-mean-destroy-one-tenth/

>>738585988
i got hit by a car when I was 9 the thought this is maybe what happened to me makes me really fucking glad my parents didn't see it happen

>>738603750
no, it literally means to destroy 1/10th of something
DECImate
DECImal
DECIbel
the prefix DECI relates to the number 10
so, to decimate something is to destroy 10% of it
what you witnessed was greatly more than 10% destruction
if you want to be pedantic, you should probably know what the fuck you're talking about first, ok cuntface?

>>738592731
It's a shame the porch monkey didn't die

>>738618652
What exactly does that accomplish? Genuinely curious.

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>>738604458
Zero hesitation, I like this guy.

>>738599663
emergency stop doesn't mean instant stop

Can someone enlighten me as to why this stuff is so sought after? After my first tour, tons of people asked me for stuff like this but I never took pics or vids. I knew of some people that did, but to be completely honest, I wanted nothing to do with them. They were super creepy.

>>738618640
Why on earth would they do that?

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>>738585643

>>738602495
Kek I remember when this vid was first posted. I was in the back row of my math months ago

>>738619365
>months ago
goddamnit i fucking hate summer

>>738604333
I don't understand this. How does your asshole burst? How can you drown in feces and diarrhea water from this? I'm assuming he ruptured his colon or something but how did he die from that?

>>738592355
The guy was paranoid schizophrenic. He was arrested and the kid, who was about 3-5, survived with a broken skull but should be fine aside from the scars

>>738592528
That shit was hilarous.ylyl

>>738604458
Should have killed the dad before an heroing. Total beta move

>>738605538
That sounds like a whole lot of bullshit. Even if you don't feel the pain, you have your eyes nose and possibly tounge removed with stumps for hands and you are conscious of that. For however long that lasted for.

>>738607512
Underrated post. Kek

>>738592528
DINDU NUFFIN