>Be a 25 year old virgin >Never dated, held hands or kissed

are you me?

I lost my virginity at 16 like a normal person.

>>738578023
What? How? Are you severly deformed?

>>738578023
23, it's by choice though

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>>738579166
>Don't know how to talk to girls in social situations
>4/10 at best

21. Had my first kiss with my long distance girlfriend about a week ago. We would've had sex if we were alone. But we didn't get that chance unfortunately. I'm hoping we have sex next time though.

>>738579088
obviously you cant read he asked virgins for their age
dunno why you get so little attention that you have to post in this thread

>>738579088
>>738579166
>>738579400

Three dubs in 7 posts!

>>738579308
Have you tried men?

>>738579088
I lost my virginity at 11. I got you beat. Not sure why it's a contest for anyone, but if you want it that way, then I win. Give me a cookie now, faggot.

47.

I've given up [sad face emoji]

to all you virgin fags, keep pushing it
when you fuck your first girl and realise you're gay it just starts over with more stigma

>>738579655
there's nothing to be sad about if it happens it happens if not then not.
i don't give a fuck if someone asked me
i would say i'm a v-card owner and the the rest would be his problem not mine

19.

I came very close once. I was alone in a room with a naked girl.


I never met my mother. My father wouldn't even tell me her name. I don't know if she's living or dead. I don't know if she's a noblewoman or a fisherman's wife... Or a whore. So I sat there in the brothel as she took off her clothes. But I couldn't do it. Because all I could think was what if I got her pregnant and she had a child, another bastard named Snow? It's not a good life for a child.

24
Recently got gf.
Still virgin.
FML

>>738579655
But why though? In this day and age, it's so much easier getting laid thanks to your phone. Also, more and more women are embracing this culture of hypersexuality that condones this slutty behavior of people just fucking everything that walks.

If you're saving yourself for the right one, I understand and I support that. But if you aren't, then why not do something about it?

21, first kiss a few months ago off tinder, cut contact when my autism kicked in on the 2nd date and it got really awkward

Hoping for more luck when I move to a new city soon. Barring that I've planned a trip to Germany to visit brothels for a week or so. Maybe Switzerland too. Just hoping I don't get culturally enriched or over pay for SUCC while I'm there

>if anyone can give insight to the nightlife near Frankfurt or just that bit of Europe I'd love to hear it

>>738579956
kek

Lost it at 14 bitches

>>738580129
that's a lot of bitches

lost it at 6 to my cousin checkmate retards

>>738580194
I never had virginity. Suck my dick faglord.

>>738580194
lost it at birth when my dick had contact with the vag of my mom beat me

>>738580129
>>738580194
>brags about losing virginity
>hangs out with internet virgins

>>738580495
Your point being...?

>>738579956
Lmao

Lost it this past weekend at 27. Was so close to being a wizard, but fell to temptation. Pity me, /b/.

>>738580560
we're all just human
>right?

>>738580620
NOT NIGGERS

>>738578023
same here man, 25. it just never seem important to me. i'm not ugly or lack confidence, i just don't really care that much i guess.

Do we get anything past 30?

>>738580604
Proud of you son

30. I'm a Wizard, and totally fine with it, mother fuckers.

op still even here? didn't last till the second post to derail the thread

>>738580656
oke

>>738578023
Tfw you lost your virginity when you were 5 years old daily for 10 years...

>>738579956
TOPKEK

>>738580888
Sounds hot

>21 years
>2x 0ga dick piercings

I feel very indifferent about sex

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>>738578023
22

>had a chance with 14, but dropped it
>got seduced with 20 by a fat woman, paniced and ran away
now I'm here and my coworker seems to be into me

20, dont wanna be no wizard

>>738580888
you a grill aight?

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>>738580888
Nice trips

>>738578023
14

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> 22
> never dated or kissed

I would blame my social anxiety but I'm honestly too lazy to care right now.

28 and counting.

>>738578023
Had sex with 2 different women in the past 16 hours. Feels good man.

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>>738579956

wtf did i just read?

>>738581913
He's Jon Snow

When I was 15 I had a girlfriend who was only interested in me because she wanted to fuck.
5 years later I'm still a virgin.....

>>738581175
Just a cute and lovable young lad T-T

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>>738578023
>>738579655
>>738580092
>>738580663


All girls are golddigging whores if you don't have money you aint getting laid unless you are a pussy thief=Rapist like Bill Cosby.... What?! you thought you were going to get it for free?

>>738580663
I feel, sex doesn't interest me. Kissing and cuddling is nice though.

>>738578023
Wraith age.

FML.

>>738579595
I lost mine at 9 to my uncle, goml faggot.

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>>738578023
>19
>Never had a 'friend'
>Faded through high school
>Have Normal job and post on 4chan for 'social interaction'
>Chad never shreded me

>>738578023
Never acctually went full way. Then again got raped as a child so maybe I am not into sex. But I have had the chance several times so my confidence has not taken a blow from it.

>>738578023

33.

I'm a 17 y/o virgin am I fucked?

>>738583936
clearly not

>>738583617
Recruiting you to join the MMD community.
Have you ever use 3d modeling programs before?

>>738583936
how about b&

>>738583936
MODS

>>738578023
>32
>Never had any luck women growing up
>Except for one
>But she was a stuck up bitch and total nun about it
>no sex before marriage
>I never intend on getting married
>Fuckthat.jpg
>only had gold diggers be interested in me ever since due to having a shit ton of money because I never spend wages on anything

meh, I prefer shutting bitches and gold diggers down anyway

>>738583936
yes, your life is over. an hero

20 year old virgin here.

Okay, so I would like to have sex but I don't want to have to deal with all of the troubles that come with having a gf.

And Idk how to avoid stds when it comes to getting a prostitute/escort.

Like do you ask them if they are clean? How do you make sure?

>>738584727
What about finding a friend with benefits?

it is true that 40-50% of nips are wizards?

20. I have no prospects of ever getting laid. Thanks genetics. I might as well kill myself. I have nothing to contribute to this world

>>738584992
I would if I didn't creep girls out. I have to filter myself around females. Otherwise I'll say something fucked and boom they're gone.

I've never had a female friend so I'm kinda at a loss.

>>738585138
Well, as long as you can be on 4chan you are safe.

>>738578023
27, and my main is on Goblin(ffxiv)

>>738585277
tbh I totally understand you. You have to find a girl that is clever enough to talk about men stuff and share memes or a girl stupid and ugly enough she will fuck with you. That's the world and yes it is sad.

Buy an onahole and move on with life.

>>738578023
>I was once like you
>roamed the land awaiting the embrace of a warm bush
>Then I took an vagina to the dick
I was 19. Took long enough it was alright.

>>738581554
>19
> Be a nerd who spends most of his time inside
> Quite some muscle for someone who doesn't work out
> Follow university courses (and more) for entertainment
>Tend to turn looks and have girls hitting on my regularly (My family drags me out the house (figuratively))

> Don't feel like dating or banging anyone, dunno why

>>738582609
This isn't true. Most women are the same as 19 year old virgin aspies. They'll do anything to keep their man happy. Including paying for everything. Find yourself a group of girls that want you for you and make them pay all your bills
>kek

>>738585825
Most of them also have brains

Some are intelligent even
capable of logical reasoning and not thinking of other as objects/customers

And then there are socio/psychopath's of course

They don't care about you as a person

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>>738584921
Get off my board reeeeeeee

>>738586278
That is very rare tho

>>738586349
thank

18 yo virgin, turning 19 in september

kissed some girls, never had contact with pussy

how fucked am i?

>>738586446
Find autistic chad on >>>/fit/ he'll sort you out, then pop by /fa/ ,but don't fall for any of their stupid tricks.
You'll be set.

>>738584921
Deleted
>kek

>>738578023

Thankfully exited the age meter at 17, but a good friend of mine is now some sort of ascended warlock at 40

I lost mine at 20

Prolly gonna lose mine soon, is not an immediate concern. Virginity comes second in all my ambitions

>>738578023
I lost mine at 18.

I have had 8 sexual partners since then, but few girlfriends. And I have never had sex with a girl that I had strong feelings for.

Currently swallowing one tramadol every hour while drinking whisky. I'll see where it goes.

>>738588408
>>738587883

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>>738578023
I had the chance to loose it when I was 11 with the girl I was seeing who was 12 but my foreskin be too tight so i had to bitch out

I lost mine when I was 17. On iOS fortune app can't greentext sorry. Long story short I ended up fucking a stinky pussy and one of my best friends gfs right next to him. Funny ass story.

>>738580024
>more and more women are embracing this culture of hypersexuality
Not with us

>>738580092
>Barring that I've planned a trip to Germany to visit brothels for a week or so
Dude same. I have 3 weeks off saved up, figured I can use one to have nonstop sex for a week in the Deutschland. Plane tickets are fucking expensive tho

Am I still a virgin if I've had my cock sucked? Genuinely curious.

>>738589207
Virgin til penetration
Kek

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Why do people care about losing their virginity? Having sex with a women does not make your life better. What matters is being in a successful relationship, not sex.

>>738589207
yes.

does anal count though

>>738589275
RIP me.

>20
>manlet (5'4")
>small penis (4.5")
>ugly face
>obviously no confidence
Mot advice is too that effect, but I have no confidence because I know that nobone will be attracted to me. And even if I were thwybwould probably cheat on me

>>738589402
You'll get there. Just take control. I learned everything from a Chad. Now I get Stacys sometimes

19 been in all male education all my life. Will things change at university? I fear I'm going to be a social sperg in that environment

>>738589288
virgin

>>738589497
Just drink

>>738589478
Damn son, 5'7 and I thought I had it rough. RIP

>>738589569
I'm not going to a party college and I don't understand what that achieves anyway

>>738578023
tfw i'm the same as op but 5 years younger
I already want to kill myself, how do you endure?

>>738589478
Japs got you covered.

>>738589692
I try and not think about it too much and distract myself with work.

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>>738578023
I will finally attain Rank 1 Wizard status next year.I've been looking forward to it since i turned 25 and embraced my wizardom
Fear not

>>738578023
Maybe I should start wearing a cloak and grow out a beard seeing I'm a wizard and all that now

>>738579301
maxium kek

>>738586105
agreed. obviously
inb4 tumblrina
piss off mouthbreathers.

>>738589352
lost mine to her butt.
not bad but rare feat.

>>738589685
Let's you speak more freely without being social awkward.

19. No kisses, but tons of hugs for what that's worth. Held hands once or twice too
I actually have a good chance of it happening before too long, but I'm kind of incapable of talking to girls, also being 19 and unexperienced doesn't really help when most girls around fucked at 15/16

>20
>has actually kissed
>scared as fuck of being judged for my tiny hairy penis 5inches or something
>im not sure if i wanna be a wizard
Halp

When i was like 8 or some shit,pokemon had come out and my dad bout me a gameshark.I learned how to hack in pokemon.There was this qt that lived next door to us that i had a crush on for a year since we moved there.
Anyway,she loved mew and was always talking about mew and had all the plushies and shit and we watched the anciet mew movie like every week.
I told her i could hack in mew with my gameshark,She stopped dead in her tracks and was like YAY SO YOU CAN GIVE ME ONE.It dawned on me that i could exploit this situation.I told her i had to program it(lol type in a hex code from a book and done)so it woudl take me a while to do it.So begged me for it and said she woudl do anything.We had like 4 hours after school before our parents came home(worked for the government).so we woudl go to each others house all the time every day after school.
I got to play with her tight body all week,i molested her,played with her tits,her ass.She didnt let me play with her pussy cause "it hurt" so i told her that my fingers hurt programming it so i guess i would stop making the mew.After a little coaxing she let me play with it.Next days or two i got to stick my dick in her pussy and fuck her the best i knew how.Got to finger her asshole too.She was my ragdoll.All week i was fucking her mouth,pussy and asshole.
Bout the end of the week we got in to a fight,she got scared,told her mom about it and what i was doing,she told my mom.She said ur moving to your auntie and uncles in belair

>>738590303
I'm not really socially awkward at all though, I just haven't spoken to a woman of my age in over a decade so I'm wondering whether I'll struggle

>>738590760
No one gives a shit about your size you faggot go talk to a woman

>>738578023
19,5 , I think I'm going for 30

>>738591213
What does the 5 mean

>>738591213
Same here

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>>738579301
>by choice

not yours ^.^

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38, it's by choice I swear

>>738578023
18.
I've had multiple opportunities, but I'm completely oblivious.

>Be me
>Be 16
>Work at McDonald's
>8/10 light-skinned black coworker starts to hit on me
>In hindsight, it was obvious she wanted the D, but I just thought she was being nice
>Six months pass, and she still likes me
>Calls me cute every day she sees me
>One day, she asks me if I'm busy after work
>I say no
>She tells me that she has Hennessy in her car, and we can get drunk together after work
>"I don't drink".

I have more stories. Anyone want more?

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>>738578023
20
1.5

>Be 12
>Meet qt girl in homeroom for tards... like me ):
>No chronological age gap
>Mental age gap is a whole other story
>She never acted her age
>Always watched PBS kids shows, had webkins plushies in her backpack, wore clothes that were only worn by an 8-year-old
>Loli mentality creeps me out
>Stay with her anyway because no other girl wants to be near me
>Relationship seems steady
>We hang out with one another frequently, go to arcades, have fun, all that usual pre-teen crap
>3 months later
>Decide to actually go to her house for the first time
>It's a fucking trailer park
>Go in
>So much clutter
>Tiny dogs are barking like it's the apocalypse
>Obese sea-cow confused for qt's mom yells at dogs then locks them in their kennels
>Meth-dealer looking step-dad cooks spaghetti-O's in a white wife-beater
>Go to gf's room
>We talk
>She gets inappropriate
>Get those weird stiffies
>Panic
>Leave
>Being around her feels more and more uncomfortable
>Break up
>Never felt more relieved

>>738589288
Tits or gtfo

>>738588593
Had the same problem when i was 12.My foreskin was too fucking tight to show my full cock

>>738590786
Meh.I have heard better stories.

>>738579977 you are halfway there, anon.

>>738591421
19 and a half

I got my first gf at 23 specifically to not die a virgin (she was cute, though). Now at 27, I've been on a two year dry spell. I don't have to, " worry," about losing my virginity anymore, but i feel like I'm growing a second one. Has there ever been a thread about long spells.

Don't lose hope, anons.

29

I'm a pedo though so I'll probably stay virgin for life now.

20, I've officially reached the point of no return,
I was a socially awkward teenager, I've had my chances, but I also had high standards, I wasn't interested in any relationship, I wanted something worth it, but the loneliness is really starting to fuck with me, now that I'm improved person I have to at least get some experience.

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>>738594921
an improved person

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>>738580411
The rabbis blowing you after you were circumcised don't count fag

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>>738594804
Don't many pedos still bang adult women? I mean that's where you read those stories of fathers molesting their daughters.

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>>738581110
fuck her right in the pussy
DO IT MAN

25

Never tried. I hoped I would meet the right person and something would just click. Don't really have the opportunities any more now. Doesn't help I do not meet people outside of my already established circle of friends.

Hesitant to try any type of online dating. I have little to offer, and I don't like meeting new people. Have other worries regardless. Just worries me that people younger than me are getting married now, and I've never even had a relationship or tried to do so. Feel like I would have met someone by chance at this point, unless there is something wrong with me (other than my avoidance of social contact and general obliviousness).

I've had opportunities. Just never acted upon them. Was asked explicitly to sleep with a girl during a college party. Awkwardly avoided giving her an answer when she wanted to (as she was drunk and I had just met her). Oblivious to other cues in the past.

>>738595230
non exclusives do,aka normal men

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>>738578023
19
>never dated or kissed
> was home schooled so very little social experience
Now I'm about to graduate UNI and don't even know how to approach a girl and initiate conversation

24. If I'm gonna be a wizard, so be it. I've given up.

>>738596025
Here's a pro-tip: women are people.
Just talk to a woman the same way you would talk to a random guy. Acting like hot shit also helps.

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>be me.
>2006?
>Fuck it it was junior high.
>Suffer from horrible social anxiety and be a complete tard.
>There's this girl, pale skin, short hair, emo, and bi-polar.
>Be, decent to her, for lack of a better word for don't mock as bad and consistently name the slut.
>One day, she ask if I ever wanted to ask her out.
>Tardation is activated.
>Know that this is not someone I want to have my first relationship or time going at it with.
>Dad did always say never stick your dick in crazy.
>Try to explain I don't see her as a romantic interest.
>Fail to even form a proper sentence.
>She suddenly gets a shocked look on her face.
>That's the moment I realize what my hands were doing.
>The whole time I was stuttering I was bumping, rubbing, and inserting my hands into each other.
>Get called a sick pervert as she storms away.
>MFW
>I really couldn't get the time of day from any other girl for the rest of my time as a student, all the way up to now, ever since that day.
>Maybe she actually talks to people, idk.

One hell of a fuck up there eh?

>>738595859
true

>>738579956
Damn I recognized that right away, I should watch that show less often

>>738579956
Is that you Justice?

>>738578023
9 more years before arcane enlightenment

Can't wait to harness the elements

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>>738578023
The only time I had sex was when I was very drunk with whiskey dick and I kinda shoved my floppy in her Arby's but it lasted maybe 20 seconds and didn't really work. Am I still a virgin?

>>738594527
You stop saying half after you are 10

i am 21 and still a virgin

>>738596953
Lol, yeah I think so

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21, I'm retarded socially, hoping to lose it this weekend with a girl from work. Probably not though, oh well.

>>738592474
Damn dog she knew you were awkward so she wanted to get drunk with you and break the ice. She even tried for 6 months. What happened?

>>738597820
Eyyy good luck

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>short
>ugly
>friends don't have a lot of friends that are girls. just gf's
>19. not old enough to go to bars
>tried online dating for a month and no matter how many messages I sent i just got ignored

Fuck it lads, I don't know what to do anymore. I think the loneliness is actually starting to get to me, hopefully it's just another phase.

>>738598287
>19. not old enough to go to bars
>but 16 is perfectly fine to drive some big ass car
Fucking 'murica.

>>738598621
You can thank moms against drunk driving, or MAAD, for short. They campaigned to the US government that the drinking age should be 21 and they were so successful that although it's not required states need to have their drinking age 21, but if they don't they won't receive federal funding. Needless to say all 50 states require you to be 21+ years old to legally drink

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>>738597061
exactly, i met this dude once and he said he was 53 and a half. i was like "the fuck did you say"

>>738596139
>we talk to random guys

lost it at 14 wiith this cute white girl
who is still my girlfriend

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17 and still never even kissed a girl

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>>738600705
how old are you guys now?

>>738583605
KEK you fucking beta faggots, I lost my virginity at 0 when my penis touched my mothers vagina.

>>738596161
Oh shit dude. I was just laughing and coughing like an old fucking man. Had to get up and walk around.

>>738601144

still pretty young
18 and 20

me being the youngest

>>738594527

>>738597061


megalul

im 16 and idk what to even do in a relationship i cant do what they do in movies i cant wrap my mind around wtf i should do
any advice