I'm fucking scared anons, my girlfriend and I had unprotected

Bout tree fiddy

congratulations on having your first child. do you have any names picked out?

>>738560214
> I don't know if that might be because her hormones and all since it was her first time having sex

What the fuck? Are you 12?

Also, she's pregnant. Congrats, anon! You learned that you don't have to cum to knock her up.

Dont be dumb. If you didn't nut in it and haven't since then there's like a 99% chance she cheated and or still is. If she tells you she's preg make her get a test. If she's preg for sure confront and dump. Lol as she's a single baby mama while you slam other strange. Or you know be a fuck like everyone else on here and forgive her and enjoy fathering another dudes child

>>738561481
>Being this fucking retarded

>>738560214
Yep. It can happen. Odds don't matter. She either is, or isn't. Wait until you have more information and then deal with your choices.

>>738560214
aww! do you know if it's a girl or a boy yet?

>>738561652
Being this fuckin naieve. Get your nose out of your textbook and use your head. I'm aware there's cases it's happened but it's very very rare. Most likely she just got plowed by another cock.

Congratulations on your gf's son

I'm telling you op, women are complete liars and will do anything to save their own ass if they find out they're pregnant. If she is do this:

1. Suggest an abortion.
2. Tell her you didn't cum and want a paternity test
3. If she Give a you shit k8ndly and calmly tell her that if she's been faithful there isn't anything to be worried about.
4. Gather all the info you have available and make an educated decision.

Remember, if she cheated you are in no way responsible for this tit ruining parasite inside her. You're obviously too young to be a father and it will steal your youth

>>738562236
Oh, fuck off. Just because you're a literal nigger who uses the pull out method as 100% effective tool to keep running away from his baby mommas and poor life decisions doesn't mean you need to make other dumb fucks believe it.

>>738561652
How is he retarded? OP said in his post he didnt cum, and precum does not contain semen naturally.

be sure it's your child. you never know

>>738562763
Actually as Dr Drew. I'm not even joking. The pull out method is very effective if used correctly. But a lot of dumb asses don't wash it off before putting it back in

>>738560214
Alright so your girlfriend
Let you smash unprotected
Sorry if she's pregnant it's both your faults
If i let my boyfriend have sex with me i would not let him go in without a condom unless i was on the pill

>>738563347
That's why you don't have a boyfriend

>>738563347
TheWithdrawal, also knows as “coitus interruptus,” is the removal of the penis from a partner's vagina before ejaculation, or coming. ... While withdrawal has been criticized as a non-method, it is 73-96% effective for birth control, depending on the male partner's self-knowledge and self-control. Source feminist center.org

>>738560214
Semen residue or pre-cum can still enter her, even if you didn't bust a move

>>738563771
That's a myth. Look it up

>>738563856
Except its not. Semen is collected there, you dont shoot it all out and have no semen in your urethra, you gotta piss the remainder out before having sex, or it will move with the precum

>>738562763
Lol you're so far off base it's hilarious. But hey, guess they need cucks like you to take care of their illegitimate children after they fuck around on their bf and get caught. Way to be sensitive on anon you giant faggot

>>738563623
Sounds like a Harry Potter spell.

Pre cum can't get someone pregnant but it can mix with cum and then get someone pregnant
So moral of the story is take a piss before you fuck your girl

Also just get a fucking pregnancy test so you stop stressing

But if she is on her period then you should be fine

>>738563982
I know it sounds countet intuitive. But it has been researched. Not everything is as it seems and just because it seems one way doesn't mean it is. I bet you think you could run the country using " common sense" because everyone is an idiot except you

>>738564329
You sound like you have personal problems. Got any links to that research? Burden of proof is on you mate.

>>738564174
stfu you goddamned retard

>>738564650
I have already done so. Just scroll up. Literally just Google the pull out method. Come on man I'm not trying to argue. There is proof from multiple sources. Course I will never get an apology

>>738560214
i went through the same shit recently, i think its normal to have a light period after having sex for the first time, shouldve done the test earlier though, buy 2-3 do two with 30 min in between and 1 the next day to be really sure about the result

>>738560214
May or may not be pregnant, if she is it almost certainly isn't yours

>>738565152
Except you didnt. I dont see any links or actual research data, other than you telling me to "Google" it.

So far you're still wrong.

>>738565513
http://www.feministcenter.org/en/health-wellness-services/comprehensive-gyn/birth-control-options/birth-control-information/108-pulling-out
The first result. That I already fucking linked in this very thread already you smug piece of shit. You want more? Or is this not good enough?

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>>738565861
>feministcenter

>>738565861
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/ywmm9k/pulling-out-is-as-effective-as-using-condoms
Here is another one you pseudo intellectual

>>738566166
It was the first result on Google

>>738560214
femanon pretending to be her "bf" to get advise without showing tits. well done op

>>738566352
Nothing? Honestly what faggot. People always think they know best. Just because it sounds correct doesn't make it true. Of course it sounds reckless, life is strange and counterintuitive

Go to advice board tbh; people here are cocks. Take the test, and take it from there

>>738564080
Kek

>>738565513
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S001078241400208X
And here's the actual paper
You fuck

Say something you coward

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>>738560214
What is the problem if your girlfriend is pregnant ?
It sound like a good news for me

You cannot get pregnant from precum, however you might get pregnant if there where cum left in ur penis, that is to say, if you came earlier and did not flush your penis by peeing there might have been sperm left in your tiny penis. If you peed before the last time you came then I'd say its 99.9% certain she is not pregnant.

If not! gratz dad!

>>738560214
You're either a dad or a cuck.
Either way it's no good.

>>738567519
I've Had this happen to me. Bitch tried to pretend she was pregnant. It's funny when you don't freak out. Then they don't know what to do. She tried to protend she had an abortion when I know for a fact the only place that does it is 8 hours a way and she doesn't have a car nor friends. God if she wasn't my sister I wouldn't still pick her up from middle school

>>738563623
Feministcenter.org

Now somebody tell me this aint the most biased ass source ever.
Feminists love it when bitches get pregnant so they can leech off of a mans money.
Fuck if i would ever trust 1 damn thing about sex at all ever from a god damn feminist. Bitches can't even figure out what gender they are or who to put the parts together correctly. Stupid cunts.
Just because the said that I'm gonna assume the opposite.
With the withdrawl method you now have a 80-96% chance of getting pregnant

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>>738568007
I linked the actual paper. That was just the first Google result. What kind of guy doesn't have the intellectual integrity to admit he's wrong? A faggot that's who. You only care about winning an argument with some random. You peasant can't you see this is futile

>>738568007
those damn feminsts fighting for their right not to work and for their job to be pregnant and stay at home. oh wait

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>>738568700
I'm ok with this but no more vote, bank account, or driving car for them.

>>738568700
Oh go ahead and attach the source. This is literally ad hominem. The feminists didn't write the paper they are just citeing it

>>738568700
And they are just doing so well at it by getting their womens studies degree that qualifies them for all sorts of..
Oh wait

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>>738569069
Why studying when you only need to know how to fuck ?

>>738569069
This is not a radical feminist article. You guys are just being reactionary. Fucking read the damn thing. Sometimes there are women's websites with articles about contraceptives. Not everything is muh soggy need and fart rape posts

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>>738569560
ls ltu, test

>>738569506
Kek
I'm just fucking around. Don't get yor panties in a bunch cunt.

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>>738560214
Good luck OP

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>>738569850
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>>738569891
Nigger I will fucking gang rape your grandmother you little shit. Post proof post proof. Then you faggots never acknowledge it. Thats why people are so bold with their lies. Faggots like you say dumb shit and then slink away and pretend like we are talking about something else

>>738570312
Kek. Like I said I'm just fucking around. You are the one getting pissed off.
I get that you are butthurt but it's cool man. Anal can't get you pregnant. Or do you wanna ask the feminists about that one before you believe it?

OP, please post tomorrow if she's pregnant or not. It's a very high chance she isn't, she may be lying. With the signs, i mean. It's too early for those signs. It's happened to me, my girlfriend and i were scared after a minth and a half after not having her period, i've bougt a test and before she wanted to take it, it came. So don't worry, sleep well and be confident. All problems have answers and solutions

>>738571607
Whatever man you still didn't admit you were wrong like a little bitch. You were all like
> where's your proof where is it?? I'm right you are wrong. What me no Google. Burden of proof.
What if someone told you your house had raydon?
Bet your dumb ass would sleep in the basement

>>738571967
Kek I never asked for proof.
Link the post where I asked for proof because I never did. I only replied to the posts that you replied to me on so you must have me confused with somebody else. But then again I reread back through the thread and I don't really see anybody at all asking for proof. You conjured something up got angry about it and then blamed the wrong person for it.
Now sit down and shutup before I cum in your butt again you little twink

>>738571967
Hey faggots, cut it off. The important thing is to expel the little one as soon as they can

>>738572356
Say kek again why don't you? This is 4chan you retard. Get a trip code if you want to distinguish yourself. Of else don't engage. You can't go in a French bar and be like " all these French people were like just talking at me thinking I spoke French top kek"

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>>738573057
Kek.
somebody is mad as fuck.
You still never libk the post gai boi.

>>738562682
this

Fags

>>738573351
There is nothing I can say to that. I'm booty bothered my guy

>>738562928
The pre-ejaculate fluid itself does not contain sperm. As the pre-ejaculate leaves the body, however, it may pick up sperm from a previous ejaculation that remains in the urethra.

So it's not 100% sure, but still a small possibility

>>738573701
Good

>>738560214
my older brother had the same exact thing happen. unprotected sex without cumming and a few weeks later pregnancy symptoms.

she later confessed that she fucked another dude after the baby's size was making my brother suspicious. happy ending, right? yeah well my brother's a dumbass and is still dating her to this day. moral of the story, dont be a dumbass and just go along with it until you find out its size. I guarantee its not your kid though.

also break up with her immediately after you find out

>>738560214

So you didn't cum in her and, although lighter than usual, she has had her period. I think you are ok.

>>738560214
>be me
>hate kids
>get vasectomy at 27
>get checked every year for swimmers
>hiroshima
>never use condoms again (in relationships)

If she's not pregnant, consider it.

>>738567150

I'm not the guy you've been arguing with but in no way does that paper show the pull out method is as effective ( or anywhere near as effective) as using condoms.

>>738574500
Who will paw over your stuff while you are dying in a aged care facility? Who are you going to leave you mlp flesh lights and fingerless gloves? Who is gonna steal your social security checks and your Vicodin?

>>738574676
That's just the abstract, the whole paper is behind a paywall. You can access it for free if you have your university's credentials. If you want a better break down read the vice article I have also Already fucking linked in this God damn thread you idiots. This is why people still think your tongue has a flavor map. Fucking hell what more do you want?

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>>738574869
You're getting it.

>>738575333

I'm a research fellow so the paywall was no problem. It is a poorly designed study. I'm not saying the pullout method is not effective but this study isn't showing much. Surprised it got through peer-review.

>>738575499
It funny how that looks hot as a pic. But it would just be regular fat girl sex. Very limited in what you can do and they always buck when they orgasm and almost break your dick off because if the momentum

>>738575749
Why? I'm sure you could name specific flaws in the methodology but you probably won't. Just an appeal to authority being a research fellow. Which means sweet fuck all on an anonymous website you chauder head.

>>738576193

Just because I think it's flawed doesn't mean you have to agree. I'm not trying to convert anyone. I mentioned I was a research fellow in reply to your condescending comment about it being behind a paywall, not to show any authority.

If you think that is a good paper showing the pull out method is as good as condoms (despite the fact that wasn't even what they were studying) then that's fine. Did you actually read that manuscript? They vice article was mainly referring to a couple of lines in the introduction, not even the research shown in that paper.

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>>738560214
how old are you and how old is ur relationship with her? when she tells you she is pregnant lol tell her that you haven't been completely honest with her and that when you were a kid you had an accident where your testes got tiwsted (plausable story) and that you are incable of having kids (shooting blanks). hope she doesn't break down crying and admits to an affair. if she does just dump and move on, rinse repeat m8

>>738576193
>>738576935
Kek anon getting destroyed over his little femme research paper.

>>738577190

Fair play to the Anon he did link he paper which is more than most people do. It's just a shame that vice, like nearly all science journalism, linked the wrong paper. Rather than go back through the literature they link the first paper they find as long as it mentions what they want in the introduction.

You're all faggots. It depends upon how big of precums you make. I had a roommate in college who made extra big precums and accident pregnant my girlfriend just by masturbating one room over from mine where I was having sex with qt pi.

>>738560214
Why would you have unprotected sex? Like holy shit lmao. Even when my girlfriend is on the pill her and I are scared shit less unless I use a condom.

>>738560281
Underrated

>>738576935
So I'm condescending because I said it was behind a paywall AND said how you could read it if you had access through school? And the main subject of the paper somehow overrides some of its findings? I brought it up because of misinformation I. This thread. You can't even point out what you Disliked about it let alone what was misleading or flawed about it

>>738577572
kek

>>738574500
>Lol at this sterile beta nigger that can't have kids

>>738560214
You could have gotten your gf pregnant with precum. But, it's less likely to happen.

Maybe you should talk to your girlfriend about the situation. Hopefully you can sort it out.

>>738577572
>Why would you have unprotected sex?

Yeah...you must've never had it. I won't even fuck with a condom anymore, I'd rather jack off. Fucking with condoms is stupid as hell, it feels like fucking a rubber glove.

I've used the pullout method probably 150 times and never gotten a girl pregnant.

>>738577821
If I was sterile it takes all the fun out of it.
27?
What if your gay husband wants butt babies one day?
Rude

>>738577942
Somehow this anon's testimonial on the pull out game should be discounted why?

>>738577942
I would rather get a visectamy before messing with that. I've had with with my girlfriend 2 times because we were out of condoms but when she showed early signs of pregnancy then ended up not being pregnant I was just too mortified to do it again.

>>738577659

You haven't even read it!

NONE of the findings are about the pull out method being solely used. NONE. It's being used in combination with other techniques. Did you write the fucking thing? Why defend it? In this time you could have found half a dozen better studies which in fact DO support your argument. Instead, you're standing by this irrelevant study. I agree with your view in the pull out method but you are going a very strange way about proving it. Instead of saying "oops, yeah fucking vice have referenced their article badly, here, this paper is better" your just being argumentative for no good reason.

>>738578222
Well, I've never had my sperm count checked or anything so I could just be shooting blanks, but I seriously doubt it.

>>738578355
Pfff whatever man. You get over that after like 50 times of it being a false alarm. Also if she isn't a complete loser they are usually pretty good about the pill or the implanon inserted in their arm. Stop fucking no future bitchs

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>>738560214
>I didn't even cum!

then it was another penis. not yours.
welcome in the cuckworld !!

>>738578452
OK breakdown what I said. The main subject doesn't I repeat doesn't negate some of its findings. What are you defending. You said the paper was flawed originally, then you said this is the wrong study. Why not state what your original objections are? You won't because you really never had any to begin with. What study are YOU talking about in your first post.