Gonna kill myself today /b/ Dubs decides how I do it

>>738556219
old age

>>738556219
Why would you want to do that?

If dubs, make it messy and in public

>>738556388
Winrar

>>738556388
Winrar
I was already leaning towards jumping in front of the metro. Guess this is how I do it.

>>738556567
What city for proof?

>>738556728
Dallas
Im really nervous what if the train doesn't kill me

>>738556567
Winner of the lottery here, OP
Don't mess the ride schedule.
Go out with style. Be more imaginative.
Or just keep on living.

>>738556782
And train is most likely just hurt a lot before you eventually die. So yeah. Do it painless. Don't fuck around.

>>738556782
Do you anon an hero is born

>>738556849
Painless way to go?

>you live in dallas
>meaning guns everywhere
>meaning just go outside start shoting at the air in front of a police station
>get taken down
>ride a letter b4 saying that you did that bz of hillary
> profit??

>>738556782
>what if the train doesn't kill me

Then it will hurt a lot. Also the last thing through your mind will be regret, and the understanding that everything in your life was fixable but now it's over.

>>738557001
Seconded

>>738556970
Cut your wrist and when you start to feel light headed go for a walk around the city it'll be like going to sleep on a super hot summer day, exactly how it'll feel

>>738557001
This

>>738557001
Yeah except I don't have access to a gun.
Thinking i'll just slice my wrist

>>738557263
Exactly and that would be head line news everywhere so well know that you where serious, well morn you properly and you won't die a nobody

A train? That sounds boring.

>>738556782
Are you kidding me, a guy I know did it via train and they found pieces of his head all over, there is no way he felt a thing.

Bet you bottle it though.

>>738556219
Jesus loves you repent

>>738556219

join the army

Pics or it didn't happen

>>738556219

Don't kill yourself, OP.
Instead of looking death in the eye and blinking, instead tell death and life simultaneously to fuck off. This world is deep and you're trapped in a maze that makes you think nothing is worth the pain of existence.. but its there.
It's there and you can grasp it. Whoever, wherever you are. When you stop caring it comes to you easier. Instead of death, live to see the other side.

>>738557757
And
>inb4 moralfag gtfo

>>738556219
>Dubs

Dumb Fuck Roll Thread #283,298

>>738557881
Roll threads are the backbone of /b/ nigger get out

Life's always going to blow. Fuck it and get the shit over with. Either you do it or don't.

I live in McKinney, my brother an heroed two years ago. Fuck that shit, let's go for a beer

You could always repurpose your life to hunt grute

Drive over a bunch of ppl and then end it all, nothing too specific

>get a gun
>columbine v2 the fuck our of your school
>kill yourself with the gun.

https://afsp.donordrive.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.event&eventID=4651

>>738558488
Want to?

Op here. Getting drunk at the dart station trying to work up the nerve to an hero.

Everyone telling me to kill other people on my way out please stop. I have no issue with anyone but myself.

>>738559446
You should hop on a train instead of in front of one OP

>>738559446
OP do the cutting wrist thing I was telling you about

>>738559446
>>738559663
True this is between OP and OP alone

>>738559446
Not sure if bait or actually happening though...forgive me OP if you do it wasn't serious

>>738559837
Ive tried cutting my wrist before and it is incredibly painful and didnt work. Although maybe your idea of inducing heat stroke aong with blood loss would work. I just dont know. All i know is I cant keep living

Cut head off with a chainsaw

>>738560161
Why, exactly?

>>738556219

insert your body into a particle accelerator

>>738556219
You could just skip town and sky dive or something. Explore, do all the shit you wanted to do before, you could do now, since you're going to die anyway. Go do hard ass drugs, or if you're a virgin, get out there and do your thing. Get in a fight, go hunting, or bridge jumping, all of which could kill you, sure, but you already commited yourself to the idea of dying, so why not? You said to yourself, "I am going to kill myself" so do all the cool shit the world has to offer first, then decide what next from there. You literally have nothing to lose.

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>>738560177
>>738558488
>>738557977
>>738557944
>>738557611
>>738557411
>>738556388
Checked

>>738560632
This
Life is all there is. Not fearing death means you can now live a life most people will never get to.

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>>738561166
Double Dubs

FUCKING CHECKED

>>738561322
checked

>>738560632
I have 36$ to my name. All that "start a new life" stuff requires money. I lost my job today

>>738560632
I agree, if there's still money in the bank, you can have a shit tonne of fun before, mabye even momentary happiness

OP here. I need advice. I've watched 4 trains come and go and my feet are cemented to the floor. I can't bring myself to do it. Not like this. Part of me wants to skip town but it's a money issue. I dont have a lot. What should I do? How much money would I need to go on the road?

I think everyone's been here, literally nothing I say will make a difference but just know that if there's anything you ever want to talk about
[email protected]

Same morale fag
Give it a week or two, aswell as finding a job you need to find friendship

>>738556219
Take as many loans as possible and sell everything you have. Live like a king when the money is gone get a gun and go on a killing spree and the cops will kill you.

>>738562248
It really doesn't take much.. you can always just kill yourself 3 towns over or find a reason to scrap shit together and live. If you have a home, a job, etc, I'd accept the offers in this thread to talk to some other anons about what's making you feel so hopeless
A lot of us have been where you are.. I certainly want to see you bounce back since I've done it myself and I know how sweet it felt to overcome my own mental hurdles.
You can email me as well if you would like: [email protected]
Whatever you do from here, just know you don't have to suffer alone.

>>738562728
I lost all my friends due to my drinking. Some girl i randomly hooked up with is pregnant. I have no job. Im broke. I have no education. I have terrible anxiety. Im a joke. Im thinking about suicide by cop

Wtf is wrong with you people.... Im soory im all about a good laugh but there is no reason ever to kill yourself. You fucking pick yourself up dust yourself off and go on....just ask yourself how much worse can it get...and if you think you are at the bottom it can cet only better ..but sitting around doing nothing,feeling sorry about yourself is the wrong answer. Get up and change whatever it is you feel is not right in your life. Talk to a friend or familly and if they are any good they will help you....what im trying to say... is dont be a dumb cunt. Somtimes everybody needs to hear that.

1. Abortion
2. Find a job
3. ^^
4. Doesn't matter
5. Find the right people and then you'll be confident

>>738563146
Do you have a tru hate against students or some other human group?

>>738563837
*true

I apologize for my bad grammar.

>>738561548
>>738561548
Do u have a car

>>738560161
Well OP if your going to do it then do it, its your decision ultimately and only you can decide because its your life. But if you do it make it clean fast.

>>738563913
It's spelling not grammar, no education aswell? Howtotwofacedmoralefag101

OP reply!!! Are you still there?!?

Im here ya'll. Getting way to drunk. Walking to cvs to buy a straight razor.

>>738564061
I wasnt talking about the spelling mistake, but the bad grammar in the sentence, but your right.

>>73856434
Drunk is good. You won´t feel the first cuts. You´ll have a short pain once you reach artery. But please OP realize...
>>738564345

>>738564345
You can find another job
You can find better friends
You will find people that care enough to help you with your drinking problem.
Source: am dumbass friend of many drunkards that I will never give up on

Is OP still alive?

>>738564688
Should i slice both arms?

>>738565655
Could help, to be sure, but if you do it right one is just enough.

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>>738565655

remember, if you kill yourself you will go to HELL
and face endless suffering and butt rape

>>738565655
When your starting to shake as if its cold as fuck, it´s roughly that where were your mind goes nuts and would be the right moment to leave the house and give the city some color.

>>738565655
Is OP on the phone? If so, can you upload some pictures?

>>738564345
Get some, that you can grab with at least 3 fingers and is stiff enough, it dosn´t wiggles when you shake it. Otherwise it´ll be a pain in the ass to cut.

Post pics of your wrists op, after you cut them

>>738566581
this

OP?!?
Don't FUCKING DO IT!!!!!
WHY WOULD YOU LISTEN TO WHO WANT YOU FUCKING HARMED?!?!?!
Also pics before u laugh ur ass off at how dumb I am

>>738556219
Quietly

Bump till OP comes back

>>738567247
He ain't coming back

Now we wait

continuous bump-age

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>>738567247
>>738567183
>>738566883
>>738566795
Ready??

>>738567486
That's what she said
>on a suicide threas

>>738567486
bage?

>>738567435
Op will return not as a man but as a god

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Where's OP?

>>738567593
Do it faggot

NOOOO!!!!
IF U DO IT KNOW THAT IM GOING DOWN WITH YOU
<3 I can help ur financial situation
we can work it out please!!!!

>>738556219
Inject memes directly into the bloodstream

Refreshes vigorously

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>>738567593
It´s to leave now my an hero. Your sacrifice won´t be for nothing.

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OP is legendary

Sick fucks as always, I hate 4chan
The newishfag has been revealed...

>>738567685
How so?

>>738567812
Paypal? Anything

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Getting there. I feel woozy

>>738567593
SO FUCKIN READDDDY!

>>738567970
habbening

>>738567970
Oh fuck

>>738567970
OP did it...Yall posting metal gear 3 salute.

>>738567970
Can you livestream in someway?
Periscope or something.

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
DONT CARRY ON

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Oml, an hero. It was an honor

Livestream it, I'm scared

Satan will soon be enjoying your boipussy

What news to look for so we can see the article OP?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPNa9KD4Y_k

you should listen to this at least on time in your life and why not now?

>>738567970
Such a fucking hero.

But to become "An Hero", you have to livestream.

>>738567970
Call 911

You probably won't, but you should..
None of us asked to live, OP. this perspective is all we were given.. you could live a lifetime and still only scratch the surface on all the shit there is going on here.. I'm sorry you felt like this was necessary. I wish you could've seen more.

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You are honorably discharged.

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An Hero is about to leave us...

>>738556219

Eat fish eyes until your stomach bursts.

Godspeed OP

Stream it OP.

Say the N word in the hood

>>738568437
It´s alread yhappening, stay with us in awe

>>738568260
Boy found dead in dallas apartment. 23 years old. I left a suicide note. Things are starting to go black.

This is your future if you continue to browse this site newfags

Hey OP. Since your dying what´s your name?

>>738568518
I was an honor knowing you hero'd with us.

>>738567970
We need constant updates or a livestream.

You will most likely pass out before passing away, so a livestream is best.

>>738568518
23..
You're my age OP. I'm on meds for the first time this year and it doesn't feel like shouting my thoughts over an angry crowd..

I'm sorry OP. Call 911

Fuck everyone who made this happen...

let Satan enjoy that boipussy

>>738557757
OP is troll.
Calm down anon.

>>738568616
he made up his mind a long time ago m8

Call 911 money isn't the issue, a perfect guy in his own way, dead

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See you OP

>>738568728
Idk man I cant find these pics anywhere else

new pictures?

>>738568518
>>738567970
Holy fuck OP did it....
but those are different arm pics

Im starting a stream. Hold on for link

>>738568814
You mean those
>>738567970
>>738567593

Suffocate by pussy

>>738568518

What does the note say?

Nice OP.

>>738556219
Dubs

inb4 LARP

>>738568874
Yup anon

>>738568955
My left and right arms

>>738568874
Maybe he did both arms? Idk
I hope I'm being rused tbh

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An"non" Hero will always be remembered...

Get the link asap. You may pass out

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Obviously a troll or fake.

>>738569021
mar ?

New Pics OP???
At least write how you are doing...

Theres blood everywhere and i cant figure this periscope shit out. Goodbye /b/

>>738569015
Damn well I wish you the best anon

>>738569021
Ye

>>738569320
PICS PICS PICS!!!

pics op

I guess we wait for Dallas news too see whats what

Pic of ur trousers and both arms in the same photo, for both

>>738569415
OP should've take a picture of the suicide note. I expect it to be on in the afternoon news and if not then evening ones.

OP address?

thats what you faggots get for not livestreaming. you get uncertainty

>>738569309
How so?

>>738569690
Nah just a long wait on the news

>>738569547
Yeah but idk I figure fake but who knows /b/ has been the target of much fucked up shit, whoever hears about it on the Dallas news should make a thread right away and we will morn this loss

He's gone.

>>738569794
I'm a UK fag so I can wait all night for the news to cover it.

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>>738569320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzPqZBMx7i4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZq_jeYsbTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF-QqKiT1bI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBuwC4VJi50

I think these are pretty fittin, goodbye OP

>>738569794
Agreed

>>738569794
celebrate*

>>738569696
Everyone does this on 4chan. Fakes death posts.

>>738556219
Skateboard down cement lined underpass into freeway traffic.

>rent a convertible sports car and a parachute
>get your favorite handgun and shoot it in the air around a police station
>high speed chase ensues
>lead the police into a desert and wait for media choppers
>itstime.jpg
>tie parachute cord around your neck and throw a brick on the gas
>deploy parachute, snapping your neck and simultaneously dragging your lifeless body into air behind the car
>parasail across the desert until your car dies

Bonus points if the parachute says Donald Trump 2017 Bonus points if wearing assless fursuit

>>738556219
Op listen, don't listen to the people adding more pressure to kill yourself. Whatever it is your going through it's not worth it to end your one chance at life. If they think your awesome for killing yourself, why don't they do it themselves. Why? Because they're pussies. Don't give them a show or entertain them just for one days worth of a chuckle. You're life is worth more than this.

Now if you're just trolling, GG good sir but if you're serious it isn't worth it. Also why do you want to do it?

>>738570065
slow down goy

>>738569877
Same, also he didn't make him mind up a long time ago, he was doubting, it was only when he got drunk

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hurts like a motherfucker when i try to squeeze my hand

>>738570066
a little bit late

>>738556388
>>738559990
bahaha you fucked up boy, too late now

>>738570163
Op here. This isnt me. Im still alove

>>738570163
Wrong hand OP or did you do both

Picture resolutions different. Pics cropped or fake and gay?

>>738570163

I am so jealous of you op, I still don't have the balls to do something like that so I just wait out every day for my time to die.
I'm thinking a surprise car crash would be nice.

>>738570260
Hmm... thread suddenly lost my interest now, trolls appearing

Picture of the hand is fake, either it was a fake or someone posted after OP is gone.

>>738570163
>>738570260
idk, the image numbers are right

>>738567970
cross search the image, google comes up with "injury" along with a bunch of other images of injuries. good effort tho OP

>>738570429
Good job anon

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Well played OP, Well fucking played.

>>738570429
Ah man and I was all excited to

>>738570429
It was posted by someone else, the other 2 had no sauce

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>>738570429
fag

>>738556219
>write suicide note
>include details that you did it in a hidden location to preserve feelings
>don't actually do it
>change name
>fundamental appearance changes
>move to new place
>live dream life

Why the fuck not? You want your life to end anyway. You as you and everyone else knows you will be dead for all intents and purposes. Nothing to lose. Why the fuck not?

The world is your oyster now faggot.

>>738556219
Op you better be dead

>>738570410
Thats easy enough to fake for anyone paying attention

>>738570163
This is for sure not OP. google image search it

>>738570781
the thing is you need money to do this

I reckon OP is dead, wait on the news I guess

>>738570595
I dont think the last image posted was OP. tbh im not sure about any of it because im pretty sure the two different pics posted before were both of a right arm but they don't yield any results

I was seriously pulling for the train ending, sad that he decided to cut himself instead

feelsbadman

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Dallas, 23 years old dude. We can only wait.

>>738571133
Yeah, I checked the other 2 already. 0 results.

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you guys are fucking pathetic, sage this shit if you want to reply it so badly with your autistic lines

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We witnessed art here today..

>>738571219
might take a while, someone has to find his body first

>>738571318
And you're fucking heartless, moralefags to the rescue
Total lives saved: 0

>>738571309
If you crop an image enough it won't show up.. still
Who knows
Probably fake. Time will tell.

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>>738571358
Coul be days...

He dead?

>>738571358
up to a week time. He seemed to sit in a car so I'm guessing the body stench should be strong in that time.

>>738567593
tattoo
>>738567970
No tattoo

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>>738571425
Just doing my job

>>738571543
he said two different arms.
We can only wait since no livestream

OP here, I am dead now. Satan is now butt raping me. Bye.

>>738571219
well, how many 23 old beta fags are there in Dallas?

>>738571733
Fuck if I know, I ain't amerifag.

>>738571634
Looks like a right arm to me
Op's just some edgy 14 year old who just so happens to know how to search up 'cut arm' on gügle

>>738571733
>>738571823
Samefag

>>738571701
well that settles it

Life is one crazy experience...

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>>738571876

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>>738571876

>>738569895
>>738568291
Wonder if OP had those on when he died.

OP here i am tryuing to se tup some way of streaming this

>>738556219
snu snu

>>738556219
arrow to the knee

>>738572398
Why do some many of you faggots post before reading the thread?

Scroll down first you oblivious cunt.

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It is just a joke, gays. I'm fine.

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>>738572497

>>738556782
I'm in Dallas. Don't do that shit

>>738556219
>It is just a joke, gays. I'm fine.
I will suicide you myself DO IT

>>738559305
>>738558488

Garland here. I'll join you if op wants to chill and be amongst friends

>>738573056
Read the thread, he razored supposedly
Two right arms, one tatoo one without
Claims they are different. Plz watch the news for me and email me if found, [email protected]

>>738572398
>>738572497
rolling

>>738573438
kekd

Stick your neck on a railway when a train is coming

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Shoot yourself and say you lost your IPod.

>>738573294
Lets hang out. Op here

>>738556219

old age

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Op here. These are old pics. Im still alive.

>>738576600
You nigger

>>738576600
faget

>>738576769
Jew aswell ^^ preparing to accept my money

>>738577135
Lost a Bet?

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>>738576600

>>738577555
Faggot
Fagget
Faggoten

>>738576600
And we had so much hope

>>738577330
Moralefag, said he was having financial issues, but no stream so...

>>738556219

No you aren't you stupid whiny faggot you're just looking for attention.

You should kill yourself so do it and stop posting on this site.

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>>738578000
Niggga fucking Christ