New celeb thread
>>738546197
Stop
anorexia thread
>>738546230
New s
>>738546269
Well, as long as you don't suck other anon's cocks over her, i guess that's ok
>>738546312
fuck shes got some nice legs and hips
Love her legs and heels
>>738546357
I love her tight little ass
>>738546380
fuuuuck she looks so good in those pants
>>738546421
Hnnng
>>738546357
dat agent
>>738546308
From where anon?
>>738546421
>>738546357
Wtf is that guy really just holding a gun?
>>738546380
who dat?
>>738546375
agreed
>>738546548
Hitman.
>>738546144
ugh, this is disgusting
holy shit no
halsey any1?
>>738546548
shooped
>>738546634
Fuuuuck yes.
>>738546538
>>738546634
i would tbh
>>738546558 this >>738546619
>>738546569
perfect for doggy
>>738546694
This the gal with the big titties?
>>738546737
Nope, that's this one
>>738546737
not that big, just really saggy
>>738546707
hnnnnnnnngh
>>738546736
agreed
>>738546707
she needs a nude leak
>>738546800
i love it when she talks about her ass
>>738546800
I like that she says it
>>738546800
natural beauty
>>738546589
Are you a homosexual?
>>738546826
and?
>>738546821
fucking love that creamy, pale skin
>>738546698
Oh fuck no! I've just came to this..
>>738546817
>>738546824
she'll probably get naked as some kind of "artistic statement" at some point
My unshaved waifu
>>738546826
not this time.
>>738546904
>me under the table worshiping her feet
>>738546901
I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
>>738546970
and ill be there, dick in hand
>>738547013
thats hot
>>738547027
unshaved? you think she's got a nice bush anon?
>>738546737
>>738546951
same here.
Pale girls are the fucking best
>>738546904
You clearly are, you're attracted to boyish looking females
>>738547152
Is it true they're saggy?
>>738547158
hell yeah they are
>>738547203
>>738547158
I could do without her obvious FAS features.
I want to titfuck Rebecca Black
>>738547009
Me hitting her g spot every night.
>>738547270
>>738546308
actually old
>>738547343
>>738547205
Petite doesn't imply gay. Triggered much?
>>738547402
>>738547013
Again? Why?
>>738547269
I will never understand why girls wanna get tans tbh
>>738547582
>>738547402
>>738547440
nice fucking body
>>738547322
i dont blame you
>>738547608
For the anon asking in the previous thread.
This is the shoop.
>>738547630
>>738547693
And this is the OG
>>738547659
You love some dirty whores /mu/anon.
>>738547659
Gross.
>>738547582
a bit better quality if ya want it.
fuck i just wanna bend her over that railing and go to work on that ass
>>738547548
agreed. fuck i wanna hike that dress up so bad
>>738547648
>>738547322
Honestly who ever guessed the friday bitch would turn out to be so fucking sexy
>>738547847
Damn Emma is moving in
>>738547710
would force her to undress
>>738547728
i cant help it
>>738547751
not even gonna disagree with you, she is pretty gross
>>738547918
She's the type of whore you need to tag team.
>>738547895
hmm
>>738547864
exactly. all i know is that i wanna bend her over the hood of that car
>>738547759
judging by the things she posts she'd be totally down for that. christ if 14 year old me knew she was gonna be like this, fuck.
>>738547844
Same here anon
>>738547918
this. get fucking nasty with the bitch
>>738548050
What's wrong with her face?
You see you wouldn't ask why the rose that grew from the concrete
Had damaged petals. On the contrary, we would all celebrate its
Tenacity. We would all love it's will to reach the sun
Well, we are the roses, this is the concrete, and these are
My damaged petals. Don't ask me why, ask me how!
>>738548038
definitely. she seems to be a huge freak.
lol same here anon. been lusting after her for years. never knew shed get so raunchy
>>738548003
>>738547864
I want to go to town on those pretty little lips when you're done
>>738548135
nothing
>>738548050
needs a good hard pounding
>>738547982
not disagreeing with this either
she should just be used
>>738548127
underrated
I felt the pain and the rain, but I'm still here
I traveled places, caught cases, what a ill year
I never did cry, and even though I had pain..so much pain
I'm tryin' to tell you when it's on
You gotta keep your head to the sky
And be strong, most of all, hold on!
>>738548226
Are you sure? Because it looks like something is ever so slightly off about it.
>>738548203
no need to wait til im done
>>738548229
totally agree
>>738548253
We'd make a good team tbqh.
>>738548226
>celeb
>>738548156
Very poetic.I'm too autistic to understand the meaning though
Sometimes it's hard to wake up in the morning
Mind full of demons, I don't wanna hear 'em anymore
Got me heartbroken, fine, so many babies screaming
‘Cause they seeing destruction before they see a human being
So they start smokin' weed, we'll never get our day
Until we learn to pray, keep our families in shape
‘Cause they all broken, why do ghetto birds die
Before we learn to fly? Somebody else should try
Cockin' guns, smokin', we can all make a change
So I'm told, but I haven't seen a change unfold
With my heart open, greed brings only misery
Away the tragedy, so I stay sucker free
Only a few chosen rise, my ghetto queens rise
Don't be afraid to try, too many of us die
For the door to open wide, my brothers speak wise
Stay focused on the prize, though everybody dies
We continue growing..
I felt the pain and the rain, but I'm still here
I traveled places, caught cases, what a ill year
I never did cry, and even though I had pain..so much pain
I'm tryin' to tell you when it's on
You gotta keep your head to the sky
And be strong, most of all, hold on!
Our lifestyles be close-captioned
Addicted to fatal attractions
Pictures of actions be played back in the midst of mashin'
No fairy tales for this young black male
Some see me stranded in this land of hell, jail, and crack sales
Hustlers hardly think of culture
Or the repercussions while bustin' on backstabbin' vultures
Sellin' my soul for material wishes, fast cars, and bitches
Wishin' I live my life a legend, immortalized in pictures
Why shed tears? Save your sympathy
My childhood years were spent
Buryin' my peers in the cemetary
Here's a message to the newborns waitin' to breathe
If you believe, then you can achieve; just look at me!
Against all odds, though life is hard we carry on
Livin' in the projects, broke with no lights on
To all the seeds that follow me, protect your essence
Born with less, but you still precious; just smile for me now!
Tupac Shakur
>>738548293
hahaha funny FAS meme bro
>>738548174
thank god she did tho
"I've never done this before. At least, not with another man," said Danny as he entered Brian's luxurious penthouse apartment overlooking Central Park. The smell of pure undiluted testosterone was nearly overpowering, although Danny was determined to continue through towards what he imagined would be the most intense physical pleasure he had ever experienced.[5] Brian just nodded and motioned Danny towards the trapdoor to the beejatorium. It was gonna be one hell of a Tuesday night.
Danny opened the trapdoor only to reveal a staircase covered in the finest velvet, leading into the darkness below. The strains of "Passage to Bangkok" wafted through the air, played by the stereo system on Brian's private helicopter, which was stationed just outside the window to the apartment, hovering, waiting. Danny began to head down the stairs, but quickly stopped when he realized that Brian was no longer behind him. Danny looked around the room and quickly found Brian relaxing on a fur chaise longue just below the crystal chandelier, slowly applying layer upon layer of his vanity brand of lip balm, "Transient Decadence." Now it was Danny's turn to beckon Brian, who put the cover on his lip balm and placed it prominently in his front right pocket, so that the outline of its hard cylindrical plastic case formed a delicate protuberance visible through the waist fringes of his professionally tailored leather pants. Brian fixed his gaze on Danny, slowly rose up out of the chaise, and playfully yet brusquely pushed Danny down the stairs in a way that was initially not cool but gradually became cool. As Danny tumbled down the velvet, a sly smile crept across his face as he realized that this evening was going to be about one thing, and one thing alone: Him.
https://genius.com/2pac-the-rose-lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f79WxHaob48
https://genius.com/doggiestijl
>>738548378
>>738548274
Tell me about it anon.She's hot as fuck!
>>738548316
fuck! would love to nut in that cute ass
>>738548454
>>738548437
Danny awoke slowly. He could not tell how much time had passed. Perhaps only seconds, but possibly hours. Although Danny's eyes had not yet adjusted to the darkness around him, he could sense movement. The stench of man-sweat assaulted his tender nostrils in much the same way that he would soon have his junk assaulted by Brian's eager, probing mouth. He could still faintly hear Rush playing in the darkness, but the song had moved on to a live version of "Tom Sawyer" which the band had played at Brian's celebrity-filled 35th birthday party held on international waters on a chartered yacht captained by supermodels. As his limbs brushed against 500-thread count satin velvet sheets, Danny realized that he was in Brian's custom-made solid oak bed. Somebody must have gently placed him there while unconscious, and although he had no memory of the event, Danny appreciated the tender way in which he had been tucked in, stripped of all his clothes, given a full-body shave, rubbed down with white rose petals, and patted dry.
Suddenly, the sound of freshly moistened lips smacking together rang through the darkness, and a shadow approached the bedside. It was Brian, and he was carrying the glow-in-the-dark lotion sampler given to him by President Obama, a personal friend.
"I see you're already hard," winked Brian. "Good. You'll be needing that."
>>738548304
>>738548203
True, she'd probably secretly love it too
>>738548449
Two ugly as fuck people. They deserve each other.
>>738548406
yep, good for us.
mmmm those nips
>>738548406
who she?
>>738548494
>>738548458
who wouldn't
>>738548449
wow epik win broseph XD
>>738548330
taking down all the music whores
it'd be good times
>>738548541
>>738548454
>>738548494
definitely
>>738548514
probably would.
>>738548585
>>738548605
>>738548226
is she mildly retarded?
>>738548507
0.3 million years later, Danny awoke on the surface of Gropinius IV in the #Butt system. Robot Brian was asleep on top of him, his metal mouth surrounding Danny's still-erect and still-not-very-impressive dick.
"What happened?" asked Danny, stupidly, scratching his dumb face. "Wh-where are we?"
Robot Brian awoke with a start and began to speak in a metallic, commanding voice, not unlike that of a young Benedict Cumberbatch if he had been a robot or whatever.
>>738548640
>>738548568
I don't find Halsey that sexy, but she'd get a couple of loads where she needs it so you can see what a true whore she is.
>>738548664
"Danny, many eons have now passed since first I began to beej you. As you may well imagine, the beej started out amazingly. Although you were asleep, your body was racked with pleasure as my human mouth began to expertly work its way around your pallid, distasteful groin. I did every thing a man could do to another man, including stuff I had to look up online because I had never heard of it because it was too gross. And despite all my mouth efforts, you slept. Cities rose and fell, and still you slept. All of human consciousness was uploaded to a vast database, and our bodies were replaced by superior synthetic ones, and still you slept. And even once I had robot hands and used them to rub you all over, especially in ways I know would not have been cool with you had you been awake, still you slept. As Earth blew up for some reason, I carried you to the final escaping starship, my mouth all the while on your disgusting wiener, and took you here, to the most distant human colony. As I continued to work you over, still you slept. And gradually, after every other member of the human race had gone, the pace at which my mouth was bobbing up and down on your eager, boring shaft slowed. And then I slept."
Robot Brian paused, and stood.
"And now," said Robot Brian, metal hands held aloft in triumph, "I shall finish you off."
Danny gasped in pleasure or something as Robot Brian threw himself towards Danny's gross junk. Using exactly the perfect amount of mouth friction, Robot Brian brought Danny to the brink of ecstasy. And then stopped.
And once again, stood.
"Just kidding, bro!" laughed Robot Brian. "I'd never give you a REAL beej. That'd be gross! HIGH FIVE!"
As Robot Brian reached out his hand for an amazing high five, Danny died, and the human race died with him.
"Well, that wasn't very cool of him," thought Robot Brian to himself as he began masturbating into the sunset. "That wasn't cool at all."
>>738548539
Jojo. She was a pop singer like 11-12 years ago (peep "too little too late"), had a massive crush on her when I was a teen. Completely fell off the face of the earth then turned up again a few years ago, trying to make a comeback in music and total sloot now. Posts all kinds of raunchy shit on her snap and is half naked on stage like all the time
>>738548566
this is true
>>738548568
mmmmm fuck
>>738548690
>>738548378
So is it confirmed FAS? Because she sure as hell looks like she has it bad. She only looks halfway normal with tons of makeup caked on her disfigured face.
>>738548661
>>738548745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0
>>738548661
Her mother drank heavily while pregnant.
>>738548605
>>738548514
>>738548824
how does that make her retarded? lol does she drink with her mom and had too much alcohol that she looks mildly retarded now?
>>738547548
Stop posting this fucking pig she is not a celebrity
>>738548824
She doesn't have FAS, she's just ugly. She looks just like her dad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNrK7xVG3PM
>Is Lucy a celebrity?
>>738548226
Someone needs to tell her to stop putting on makeup with a fucking paint roller.
>>738548527
She's got a great ass too
>>738549053
really great
>>738548697
i mean truth be told i don't find her that sexy either
but she's got a nice body and she's a shameless little slut with showing it off
thats all i need
>>738548566
She has enough makeup on her face that, if I were to scrape it all off, I could paint the inside of my fucking house.
>>738549099
What kinda setting do you have in mind to fuck her stupid brains out?
>>738549045
It's the only thing that makes her somewhat bearable. Without it she's so ugly she makes her husband look like a normal looking guy.
>>738549053
fuck yeah she does. would love to mount that juicy ass
Like a leak from the bottom of the sink, my fucking dick
>>738549099
theres nothing like a good whore anon
>>738549137
You would thi k with all that jewtube money she could pay for cosmetic surgery and just not be ugly anymore.
>>738549182
QUEEN OF B
>>738548878
>>738549137
no way
>>738548732
>>738549182
Did she put on all that extra weight for a movie role?
>>738549182
>>738549259
robyn scherbastky is just fantabulous.
i love her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE1KS_YmN1s
>For all you booger's
>>738549337
"Is your refrigerator running?"
"Why yes I am!"
>>738549147
probably loves getting tag teamed
>>738549259
>>738549400
>>738549419
>>738549352
ted thinks so
Now hands-off this thread
>>738549471
>>738549406
would love to dp the bitch
>>738549452
>>738549231
>>738549452
Can't she afford to fix that pig face?
>>738546144
that's a monkey
>>738549524
>>738549527
>>738549141
i feel like if you caught the little slut at one of these events where she's dressed like a whore for everyone to enjoy, itd hardly be difficult to talk your way between her legs
especially if you offered to bring a few friends
>>738549589
>>73854923
>>738549337
Fuck yeah
>>738549529
>>738549575
>>738549529
she's practically begging for it
>>738549598
Three is a party, four is a crowd m8.
>>738549620
>>738549655
>>738549701
>>738549337
When did she decide to get fat?
>>738549547
>>738549734
>>738549657
who am i to deny her holes some thick, hard cock?
>>738549765
>>738549736
She's trying to pad her manly figure.
>>738549547
I want this jewish princess to lock me up in permanent chastity.
>>738549805
>>738549645
love this skanky ho
>>738549182
>>738549834
>>738549777
>>738549884
>>738549831
>>738549547
>>738549745
>>738549960
>>738549662
think so?
well, theres always taking turns
>>738549908
fuck i need to nut in that butt
>>738550008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU3p6mz-uxU
>>738550067
>>738550058
she wants it
>>738549967
love her. so cute and fit.
>>738550014
I prefer to be against her warm body at all times, preferably deep inside a hole. With just two, everyone gets to be close to her and inside a wet hole.
>>738550131
fucking slut knows she has a nice ass. teasing us with it.
I just want to massage Ryry feet. is that too much to ask for?
>>738549967
This is the kind of thing that got me kicked off the team back in '15 if you can believe that much
>>738548371
It's an introduction to a song called the rose by 2pac.
>>738550277
What ?
>>738550233
she absolutely knows how hot she is but thank god she loves showing off like a good whore
>>738550407
good little slut showing off the goods to her fans.
>>738549967
shed be fun in bed
>>738550162
makes sense
you want her mouth?
>>738546375
Are you fucking joking?
Her hip-waist ratio is a crime to anyone who can see, and her legs look like hot dogs.
She has an ugly body. That's just a scientific fact.
>>738550576
I want to be under her, cowgirl and reverse missionary, smacking her arse.
>>738550498
with the shit she posts there's definitely a leak coming, I can't wait
>>738546357
Fucking Agent 47.
>>738550692
a fine choice
this thread needs more taytay ass
>>738550701
i sure hope so. i just want a good shot of her bare ass and id be happy.
>>738550875
This thread needs more nudes
>>738550825
>>738550895
hnnnngh! love that ass
>>738550896
we're so close already, it's just a matter of time
>>738551083
about to cum for her
>>738550771
Now that's a damn nice pic. How about you?
>>738551308
Uh oh...
>>738550116
>>738551142
she's ready for it
>>738551016
fuck I love that tiny ass so much. it deserves a nice big cock in it
>>738551374
oh fuck yes anon
>>738551145
i want her ass
from behind
>>738551450
imagine splitting taytays ass wide open
>>738551504
>>738551450
>>738551485
That means I need to be in her whore mouth. I'm not disappointed at all with that
>>738551599
hnng i'm so close
>>738551684
would fucking wreck this bitch
>>738551605
plenty of opportunities for switching positions ofc
gotta make sure all the slut's holes are thoroughly used
>>738551456
she's such a good little piece of a fuckmeat
>>738551740
that was a good one anon, thanks
>>738551792
busted to that. thanks anon
>>738547724
Aaah. I havent seen that one before. Looked legit. Thanks for clearing it up!!
>>738551894
i wanna cum all over her face
>>738551337
more
>>738551788
I like your ideas /mu/anon. Would be too damn good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGLaCTflWK0
>Mysterytime!
>>738546066
Standard looking slav girl. We have here a lot of them. Visit Poland!
>>738551937
she's a good one, love cumming for jojo
>>738548904
who's this?
>>738547158
she moves as graceful as an elephant
>>738552941
chloe bennet
>>738546357
My name is Bond. James Bond.
>>738550825
My balls are filled with such alotta spunk
>>738547440
o _ O