How about a good ol' cringe thread?

Can't post stuff myself since I don't save those images, but they always make me laugh. so bump

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Holy shit, lost hard.

>>738527170
Holy, if that's real what he said, I'm done

>>738527715
This is alpha as fuck

>>738527891
for degenerates, yes.

>>738527891
kek, hope that was a joke and not one of those neckbeard "friendzoned" guys

>>738527967
It's the difference between a rich, handsome, and strong man and a beta freak catcalling: the actions are exactly the same, but one is funny/sexy/acceptable to women and the other is creepy and disgusting.

Point is: if whoever said that is of the qualities that women are looking for, it means he's being funny (even if he completely believes everything he said) and therefore it's more proof that he's alpha as fuck. But if dude is a fat, greasy-haired weakling who wears fedoras, then you are correct that it's for degenerates.

>>738527891
agree
bold, fun, and he put some work into it instead of doing a one-liner

>>738528009
More genuinely funny than cringe

>>738528261
In both cases it's from someone who is a degenerated fuck tbh. No one, who has just a bit "knowledge" about handling people - especially women - would say some fucked up shit like that.
it's not about money or handsomeness, it's about common sense and you clearly lack of that.

>>738528416
You're only right "most of the time" and for "most people." You lack the experience to know what you can and cannot get away with when it comes to stuff like this. That's not a bad thing (it's safe), but in a group, you won't stand out.

>>738528516
Jesus fuckin Christ. UK has some ugly mfers.

>>738528613
>UK

>>738528578
I really don't lack of experience. It is just common sense that women get freaked out by messages like this, handsome or not. I don't want to brag, but I had women who were and could be models - none of them would have replied to me (although I consider myself handsome) when I texted bullshit like this.

>>738528261
What the hell is wrong with you. Have you ever even been with a woman? Don't answer you'll just lie

>>738528676
>A union of countries in a specific area that I can gaurantee hes at least from 1 of them

Rooollllll

>>738527783

>imnotevenmadthatsamazing.jpg

His neck is so fat it's pushing his ears away from his skull. That's a neat fucking trick.

>>738526458
https://youtu.be/iSwvVwGO7Ok

>>738528578
Oh wow....is this fucker for real or is a just trolling?

>>738528817
I bet you're the type of guy who would purposefully sabotage your competition because you're too much of a little bitch to get pussy by your own merits.

>>738528853
What is reverse image search? You retard.

>>738528493

Useful Idiot: The Post

How will he feel when he discovers that feminist women have for him nothing but disgust and contempt?

>>738527728
That is absolutely... repulsive.

>>738529063
an hero time

>>738528772

girls definitely do get freaked out by messages like that, unless you're dating or really really close

>>738528817
Probably not. It's one of those wizards

>>738527170

Jews...

>>738528968
You wont like her when shes angry.

>>738527170
Nah that cant be real

>>738528510
This boner I have has me all fucked up. I am tempted to chop my own dick off. Plz help.

>>738528978
Haha oh shit you got mad quick. Nah I don't need to "destroy competition" to get anything. This isn't a movie you fucking weirdo

>>738528878

Serious question: Do any of these "fedora"-fags actually have fedoras? It always seems to a be trilby which looks even worse. *No one* looks good in a trilby.

>>738529200
i seriously doubt it, its close enough for them

>>738528783
>costume made
stupid bastard.

>>738528866
>cringe
>this guy probably has 8 kids right now
>definitely berried his dick in this little tart

>>738529125
true that.

>>738528101
fake

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>>738528516
>feeding tube
what

>>738529290
You keep telling yourself that

>>738526458
That's the kind of guy I would've been gaga over when i was 12 tbh

>>738528853
She's American.

>>738528101
>baby shoots self
>make facebook status telling others to call 911 instead of call them yourself

>>738528866
This is ALPHA

>>738528583
Dwarf Fortress is where the pussy's at

>>738529303
Oh my

>>738526458
I can't see what's cringe about this, OP. The dude clearly knows what he's doing. Probably had a load of 14yos fighting to be his whore.

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>>738529194

Here's some OC cringe. I took this pic at the local Walmart clone. Yes, it's a vape display and yes, that penguin mascot is wearing a fucking trilby.

>>738528910
It's funny because Trump would burn them all alive, if he could

>>738529573
Kek

>>738529009
I did. You realize that just living in America doesnt mean your nationality is American? She clearly 100% British heritage. Your autism is showing.

Anyone got a pic of some speed drawing on youtube with Sonic and some beaver character drawn as star wars characters?

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>>738529573
added to my collection ty

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>>738528866

>muh sides

>>738529303
>he doesn't know about bendy buses

>>738529005
Oh my..

Ok so what's with some of you saying things are alpha when they're clearly not? Am I missing something? Is this a new joke for these threads that I just missed? Or do some of you just not know the difference between alpha and a creepy dude/kid?

>>738529394
Thats not darksouls what a phoney. A great big phoney.

>>738529651
lol

>>738527170
>Perform circumcision

>>738529766
fake and not even fnny or interesting why would you post this

>>738529699
Second one bro, we're on 4chan.. here are more creeps than anywhere..

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>>738529829
newfag detected this is old as 4chan u summer faggot

>>738529787

This is satire, right? That diacritic in "anime" was some brilliant attention to detail.

>>738528751
this trigger me

>>738529872

1. Rekt
2. That's a right fuckin'' pity, mate. She was probably pretty cute 50 kilos ago.

>>738527170
kek

>>738529938
This isn't real....is it?

>>738529453
This probably wouldn't even make the top 50 most cringe Chris-chan photos

>>738529651
Rekt

>>738529959

I am firmly convinced that it is a moral imperative that any person who has unironically taken a selfie of themselves crying should hang themselves forthwith.

>>738529871
wat

>>738528866
>Cringe thread
>Posts ALPHA AF

>>738530035

Of course not. #1~#100 are all different angles of his unclit.

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>>738529435
By which gender(s) does this creature identify?

>>738530045
>knowingly standing right next to the construction area
>smoking
Made me rage more than cringe

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>>738529573
Nigga you trippin. ドンキホテ is legit

>>738530119
My favorite part of this is that it's a Corona branded fedora.

>>738529871
I reckon you aint getting that cap nut off.

>>738527924
God damn, that's not a fedora, it's a fucking trilby, it's people like this that gave fedoras their bad name.

>>738530166

And any "man" doing so should hang themselves using the short-drop technique.

Jesus fuck, man.

>>738529680
>michael richards on the wall
NIGGER

>>738528783
I'm always mildly annoyed when people with obvious artistic talent waste it doing shit like this.

>>738530132
fuck me, I bet he did this because his crush is sitting near him in class and he wanted to subtly advertise he's "omg so alternative"

used to do that kind of crap when I was 13 and it looked exactly like this

>>738530226

The store? Hell, yeah. Great prices and selection. Their bentos are kinda lousy, though.

>>738528516
I sometimes envy virgins. How they go through life blissful and carefree. Not knowing the torment a woman can cause

>>738527695
that must be so sad

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>>738530207
JUST

>>738528595
I know this street lol

>>738530226

Hey, where are you, BTW? Recognising the Don like that.

>>738530145
Should've sent back a pic of her cum stained face

>>738528131
Dude looks pretty dope though.

>>738529175
More like when she's hungry

>>738530252

That's just it: it's *always* a fucking trilby. I imagine that pointing this out will trigger the fuck out of them.

>>738529435
Dyke so big she could've stopped Katrina.

>>738528778
>finger on the trigger

>>738530202
>concatenate_strings("hello","world")

WE IN SOME TOP TIER HACKINGZ HERE BOIS

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I do admire his boldness tho.

>>738530335

I am also an avid player of the rape game.

>>738528516
Ccccchhhhhiiiinnnnn hhhaaaaiiiirrrr

>>738529179
WHY

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>>738530132
>Normal people scare me
>Opposite page littered with the most basic normie bands

>>738530191
I've seen this a few times now and have no idea what the joke is.

>>738530423

That's not cringe: it's rage.

>>738530608
i cant handle this.

>>738529327
Wow that dude was lyin. She looks ugly af in that pic.

>>738528595
Those "refugees" would eat him alive

>>738527783
Wolverine

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>>738530608
>SHREK IS THE ONE WHO HAS TO BECOME AN OGRE

>>738530366
A L P H A
L
P
H
A

>>738530285
Wut?

>>738530669

Let's hope so; that's asshole is inviting the foxes into the henhouse, so it would only be just that he suffer too.

>>738530617
He sniffed her seat

>>738530526
>Art imitating life, or life imitating art?

>>738530500
oh my god

>>738529478
>she

>>738529063

> Useful Idiot: The Post

kek

>>738528866
Need vid

>>738528323
please be ironic

>>738530678

If an adult wants to commit a pointless act of debasement to cope with their irrational white guilt, then they're welcome to it.

But for fucks' sake: that is psychological child abuse.

>>738530361
Jesus Christ. What the fuck...

>>738528866
surprised nobody mentioned the kids account name

>>738528968
Half ogre maybe

>>738528778
now that is alpha as fuck

>>738529005
This level of stupidity just baffles me

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>>738528101
Even if fake, what kind of fucking degenerate turns up to their kids funeral in an ICP hoodie? Just hope they didn't reproduce again.

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>>738528637
>degeneracy so high its hard to grasp

>>738530887
How is this cringe? Because the kid has a weird name? Because it's trumps daughter and you don't like trump?

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>>738528510
Wtf?

>>738530565
>disdain for the little nigger

>>738530504
when she is hungry she is angry

>>738529059
Doesnt surprise me

>>738530868

Dear god...

>>738530189
All of them

>>738528510
Fake

>>738528516
>>738528637

Actually just disabled/retarded. Not really cringe-worthy, unless these are the only pond-scum individuals you feel superior to.

>>738528603
Pretty cool dude.

>>738528778
>>738528866
These ones are little kids. Pretty alpha as far as 10yos go.

>>738528583
>>738528595
>>738528751
>>738528783
>>738528809
>>738528832
>>738528878
>>738528926
>>738528965
>>738528968
>>738529005
>>738529151
>>738529158
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>>738529194
Lost the thread.

>>738530191
kek

>>738530983
8 months != birthday

>>738530471
this isn't cringe this is god damn hilarious

>>738528751

I'm triggered

>>738530252
and they often wear it while wearing t-shirts, it's like wearing a top hat while wearing sweat pants

>>738529174
>picture of crucifix

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>>738530983
.... are you by any chance an idiot? how many months are in a year? how old is that kid? do you see a problem yet?

>>738530983
Probably because it says happy birthday to an 8 month old.

>>738531054
Oh shit I didn't notice that my bad, it's late. I ain't paying attention to well.

>>738530836
literally the anti-cringe
gtfo

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>>738531047
glad u approve

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>>738528751
let them, then their fucking genepool will die out.
fuckheads will just beget more fuckheads.

>>738530776
Gotcha. Never would have seen it in a million years.

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>>738530920

>(not a euphemism)

>>738530983
Fuck it I'll take the bait

>she just said happy birthday to an 8 MONTH OLD baby.

>>738531107
thank you for your shitposting

>>738531087
Yeah I just didn't notice that. My bad it's late

>>738530586
That's not cringe (well the Razer headset is), this is fucking alpha.

>>738530931
Dope as fuck.

>>738529666
hot body though

>>738531107
Lost the thread.

>>738531173
id fuck him/her/it

>>738528778
Dangerous little cunt

>>738531137
Not bait I just wasn't paying attention at all to the whole thing.

>>738531064
I probably will get a fedora eventually since I collect hats, but only when my face has fully matured and I get a fitted suit.
My face isn't fully mature because I'm 19.

>>738530626
I'm so fucking pissed off by this because it seems like it could be real

>>738531178
Im scared that its going to be you again

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>>738528968
Half man half bear half pig.

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>>738529680
Why are all feminists fat and have the same ugly face and haircut?

>>738530967
It's just there in the air.

>>738531185
I want the next response this is ending on a cliffhanger.

>>738528261
YEah, honestly I could say that on tinder and would still get replies from the girls half the time, but doing it on fb does look creepy

>>738530920
oh shit, the running off with the fedora one is a classic

i used to know these two guys at college who wore fedoras, and if you took it off either off them, they entered EXTREME PANIC MODE and started desperately trying to grab it back and demanding you give it back. like, i was was even friends with one of them at one point, so he knew i wasn't going to do anything, it was just a friendly "haha i have your hat" thing, but he just went nuts

>>738530781
thats deep bro


plus the Spanish 1 is thiccc

>>738529761

go back to /pol/

>>738529303
Fucking idiot doesn't know about bendy buses. Never getting laid.

Hey does anyone know when this virgins wearing fedoras thing started?

>>738528323
sad part is you know that empty brained bitch probably didn't appreciate the humor and thought he was serious.

>>738531233
This is just funny

>>738530868
he would have been fine if he wasn't such a pussy about it

>>738529666
Then why didn't he change his fucking name?

>>738529667
Hey /b/ro, what movie is this gif from?

>>738529528
Somebody hasn't played Minecraft...

>>738529359
Kek good read

>>738531420
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>>738531420

>>738530529
omg that fukken guy...

>>738529813
Bitch needs to be blasted with some warm nigger piss

>>738531355
You virgins need to stop defending each other and just pool all your money together for a few hookers. But like good ones if you afford it.

>>738531350

I imagine they somehow become aware of the alpha-male types who wore them and emulated it.

Short answer? Probably Mad Men.

>>738531087
oh wow man, you showed him, how high is your IQ?

>>738531487
So they're trying to emulate guys from the 40s? Jesus Christ.....

This is a good thread...

>>738530848
this is alpha as fuck

>>738527728
the scary part is that there's probably some desperate sap out there plowing her thicker than the amazon rain forest of a pussy

>>738531387
Not him but SAW, don't remember which particular one

>>738529184
>>738530985
>oldfags pretending to be newfags pretending to be summerfags

>>738531514
Nah it's cool I fucked up and didn't pay attention to the picture

>>738530559
kek did he use the green peppers in GIMP? what a madman

>>738529667

where is that from?

>>738531281
Maybe you should get out of the house and talk to people every once in a while.

>>738531532

Probably. They see the women of that time as subservient and non-threatening and then identify with the cool, in-charge men of that era.

It's a lot easier than going to the gym now and then.

>>738531532
Men were men then though

>>738529059
Fucking shit.
Most likely it's some enlightened autist feeling speccial who owns that thing, but I really wanna fucking try riding one of those.
I imagine it being great fun. Just picture your average party with pals and one of those fuckers.
Everybody would have a blast (and a few rashes, probably).
Fuck.

>>738531635
Canada

>>738531566
Dubs don't lie! Thanks.

>>738531714
And a traumatic brain injury

>>738531664
fat feminist detected

>>738530191
Oh man...he really did this? Holy shit...

>>738531875
Person on 4chan detected

>>738530364
It's a commission. The artist likely got a good 50 bucks from that.

>>738530361
OH GOD NO